Out of chips Mr. Bond? Well there is something else you can wager...

I dont get it

>Hold on Le Chiffre, I check

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>Ms. Bond, it is bad enough the other guests observed you stealing the hubcaps from their cars, trying to hide them under your dress is just adding insult to injury

>sheeeiiiiit, dat be rayciss

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BARK.

>Ms. Bond, you will shoot more accurate if you dont hold your gun sideways. Also Q asked what you exactly meant by "Ayo, finna build me a hot ass smoker, wizcracka"

>I'm sorry, Ms. Bond, but the bar does not stock 'purple drank' or Alize. Perhaps you might enjoy a watermelon vodka martini?

>Ms. Bond, I do not find any levity in your wildly inappropriate remarks in bringing up your request to have your abortion shaken, not stirred.

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>Ms. Bond, though the casino provides free drinks for players, I do not think they have any "fawties."

is this a shop?

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>Mrs bond this is a computer that is encrypted and the only way for anybody to gain access is to input your fathers name as the password

Nope, he legitimately played some tournament and was an absolute idiot, with a full house he just kept checking and didn't win shit

>Your newest assault weapon is ready, 007. A custom rpg which uses shoes as ammunition with deadly precise accuracy. No matter the type of heel loaded, this weapon self-calibrates for maximum efficiency for when the shoe is truly on the other foot.

>you can't give a read to the other players if you never make a bet!
Brilliant strategy, Mr. Hunting.

>She ends up guessing Tyrone LeShawn
>It fucking works

>LaQuavious DeMarcuss Smith-Briggs IV

>I'm sorry Ms. Bond, but it's the agency that gives you the license to kill, not someone stepping on your "limited edition Nikes", no matter how much they remind you of your "baby daddy".

Pokerlet here
I never got this

>Furthermore, Ms. Bond, utilizing the agency's top-secret technologies and weaponry is highly frowned upon for the trivial use of "capping that ratchet ass hoe" for simply smiling at "yo man."

>Whatchu got fo' me today, Q?
>I think you'll be especially intrigued by this, Ms. Bond...

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>No, 007, the surname of Bond does not allow you to freely post bail to get your cousin Shoogie out of prison.

look at the percentages

Wow, these are... really lame... notice how nobody is replying to these jokes, pretty sad actually to see that your edgy racism isnt catching up here. This meme will be dead in 2 weeks.

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he checks, as in doesn't want to modify the bet
has a full house with the higher number already on his hand

This has been analysed many times. The other players had jack shit. They were unlikely to bet against him regardless of the move he made.

>No, Ms.Bond, it is not approptiate to "give yo' boo DeShawn some head". This is a well known and respected establishment.

Damon has a very strong hand and kept checking (not betting), hoping that the other player would get baited and bluff, which would only result in Damon's larger win due to his superior hand.
The problem is, it's a very basic play that is easy to see through for any professional player at a tournament. He ended up not being able to bait the guy and essentially came out with a marginal money gain despite a tremendous hand that he had. If he put a modest bet every round he could've appeared to bluff himself, which would lead the Wilson into checking with his solid pair of 8's. That would be a better play, but Damon is clearly an inexperienced player, so people shouldn't judge too hard.

Pretty sure I will wish it was gone long before it is gone.

without even seeing the other person's hand, matt knows he has the second best hand in the round, with the only hand able to beat him out being a 10/8 for a higher full house. considering he holds one ten and two are on the board that's incredibly unlikely.
he then doesn't bet at all for the flop turn or river and wins a meager sum for a ridiculously good hand.

i got two replies in addition to yours, so go eat my entire ass you fucking paperclip

Excuse you but wealth is the ultimate sign of intelligence and actors are wealthy. That genius is actually stupid. That makes me feel better.

So 3 replies? That's really nothing

YOUR BURN THE COAL YOU ___ ___ ____

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yeah well speaking of nothing thats how much your dad respects you, tranny

>that faggot posting twitter memes
yikes, nobody:

Good, what else you got?

Ms. Bond, for the last time - killing you doesn't make me a racist!

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Oh wow that actually hurt your feelings, lmao

you know that feeling when you talk to your dad and he says "i love you" and you can hear that he actually cares about you in his voice because you have built a lifelong relationship with him where he has shaped you into a man, and you have made him proud.

I have that and no matter how much your tranny discord friends go uwu to you, you will never have that and will die alone by your own hand.

Appear on the front page of Irish news papers. Lel

>haha Ms Bond I have thwarted you! The secret files are mine, good day.

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based

>no, Ms. Bond, you cannot use the race card in this game

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Doesn't matter, if you bet you stand to win, while if you just check you get the same result as if you bet and the others folded

No.

being gay with your dad is a good bit

Yes you brainlet, a modest-to-high bet would have been the best play, making it seem like he was bluffing

It's true the other players had dead hands. But if you watch video Damon is acting terribly obvious when he says check, and the commentators start laughing at him for being a fish.

Wrong.

>Looks like your hand didn't fly so good, Mr. Bane. Was losing this badly part of your plan?

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>>>chapotrannyhouse
>>>/leftypol/

he should've at least tried, bet on the river at the very least. worst that could happen, the other guy folds and matt doesn't show what he had. Matt did the worst move ever, he staked nothing and showed his hand for free.

>be world famous actor
>have zero poker face
what did he mean by this

>for the last time Mr. Bond, we don't have watermelon champagne

excited newbie gets babby's first nuts

>I do apologize, Ms. Bond, but the casino bar does not stock Hypnotiq

Seething nigger.

holy based

>literally no hand given the cards could beat you
>cards on the table still have plausibility of having decent, yet lesser hands, encouraging betting without blowing your load
>still check

A 108 beats him

shit, you're right. my bad

shitty bait

>The problem is, it's a very basic play that is easy to see through for any professional player at a tournament.
care to explain?

What happens when someone gets against dead hands? They buy the pot. Same result. For the sake of the meme everyone pretends damon is a monumental fuck up and like he is entitled to money due to the cards in his hand.

It's a brainlet meme.

Kill all niggers

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So worst case scenario he ends up with the same result as he did, only now they don't know how big a fish he is

the other players had jack shit and wouldn't risk money on their garbage hands and it was very apparent. problem with the hand was Matt didn't try anything with his strong hand, he didn't try to make it look like he was buying the pot, he didn't make bets that looked like he had a weaker hand, he just did check over check over check and showed his hand. It also didn't help that he flung his entire upper body backwards like he busted a fat nut in his pants when the two 10s came out.

It's the same either way. A coin flip. I can play dead and maybe they will bet. I can bet and maybe they will think I'm bluffing.
You dont bet against a "bluff" with no cards and they had no cards.

But that's the point, he loses absolutely nothing by betting and can just gain.

He loses the opportunity to act like he has nothing and that someone else can buy the pot.

Based retard

No. U.

I get it now. It's because black people can't swim lol

He should have made at the very least a modest bet on the river. Like another user already mentioned, it would have been better for him had everyone folded and he could take the pot without showing his hand. The first check wasn't a bad move. The second check was questionable but whatever. The third check was stupid. He should have bet. All this is compounded by his ridiculous overacting and terrible composure throughout the hand. Even if you don't think he should have bet, you have to admit that his behavior was embarrassing.

For the last fucking time. She is 007, NOT BOND.

>giving away your turn advantage by giving your opponent the luxury to choose between seeing your hand for free or raising
dumb

...

Yeah, the way he jumped out of his seat made it clear that he had three of a kind at least, and by default the strongest hand

>Agent 00.6, aka "tree fiffs"

kek

>his composure
I have no problem with anyone criticising that.

>For the last fucking time. She is R-Real, not ARIEL.

>rdashreal

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>revealing that he slow played a guaranteed winning hand.
They will be sure to use that against him in the future. That isnt completely standard at all.

R-Robert?

AIR EEL
>both for the blackness and the duality of the Little Mermaid's wishes to live on land while having the bottom half of a fish

THEURE KILLING US

NO INE LISTENS MY FAMILY WONT LITEN

THEY! ARE! KILLIGN! US! HELP

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