Character is meant to be a loser

I was a loser in HS and had 3 friends. 2 of them were mentally disabled and sat with me at lunch and the last was a suicidal ugly chick.

I dominated the group and verbally abused them frequently. I still hate them.

>character gets cornered in the elevator while cross dressing in public

>raped by a group of college chads in every hole

I'm a loser and I have friends. It's extremely easy to make friends. How the hell do you not have any?

Based as fuck. I always stole my friends lunches and made them smuggle my drugs. I hope they're dead in a ditch somewhere

This. Getting sex, now that is hard. But to get friends you just need to talk to people.

Film?

Neets = no social interaciton

I am autistic af but I quickly found out easy ways to make friends when you need them for school projects etc.

When you enter a class that is already full of people that know eachother, one way is to look for an extremely fat and ugly person that is happy to have someone to talk to. Then you use them as a base to slowly get to know other people while avoiding being the weird guy that sits alone.

When entering a situation where nobody knows eachother however. Immediately befriend Chad. He will start talking to you because he knows nobody too. Then as time goes on people will start gravitating towards him when girls do and you will get to meet a lot of people. That's how I became part of the popular clique in uni as an absolute spergelord.

>I'm a loser and I have friends. It's extremely easy to make friends. How the hell do you not have any?

Making friends isn't hard, but maintaining them is.

It basically like a second job where you have to interact with them on a regular basis otherwise you lose contact. I am very fond of being alone but naturally I also get lonely from time to time, however at that point it's been like 6 months since I last talked to any friends.

>Character is meant to be a loser
>has frequent hookups but is sad because they don't want be his girlfriend
>out every weekend without having anxiety attacks

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FROG EVEN LOSERS HAVE FRIENDS YOU PATHETIC FUCKING GREEN SKINNED FUCKING FROG

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>always see people drink alone in bars in American movies
>totally fine
>one time waiting outside bar for friends
>have to take shit so pop in
>leave bar just as friends are entering
>eew user where you in there alone? You know that's like.. not normal.. pretty weird

Opposite happening to me, I waited outside for them for a few mins then when they arrived they were like "why didn't you just go in and get a drink lol"

I'm Flemish though. In our culture a young guy drinking alone in a bar is weird af.

Same. I find it amazing that the normal is to interact with your friends in a daily basis, specially now in the age of social media. I have to remind myself to keep in touch otherwise I can go weeks without talking to anyone.

that's literally me

If you have a job and are in a relationship you are not a loser, dude.

I'm like an adult barney the dinosaur. I can easily befriend all males I meet but I SUCK at interacting with women.

Quit trying to set the gold standard for being a loser. Fucking loser.

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nobody likes me

>character is meant to be a loser
>actually goes outside
>doesn't just behave the same way he did when he was 9, playing in his room and listening to everything mommy and daddy say

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>character is meant to be a loser
>this is who they cast

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i'm not in a relationship. Falling in love doesn't mean it's requited love

same

Sounds like an edgier Spiderman.

>cropping out the belly

Everyone loves me... until they find out I'm weird

All relationships between humans past age 6 are based on transaction of value

If people don't include you in their life it's because the benefits of your presence do not exceed the costs of adjusting their emotional and physical state. A good friend and a good drug are not so different; if you provide a weak high and there is no common reason to be around each other like work they will move on to someone else

>>actually goes outside

What's keeping anyone from going outside? It's not some weird social barrier you can't overcome just because you're a shut-in. You don't have to talk to anyone, it's not like anyone wants to talk to you either. Everyone's minding their own business, there's no excuse for not going out, even if it's just for a short walk around the block.

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this

Why do any of that when you could just stay inside.

In his post he was implying he was lamenting the fact that he doesn't go outside. Mocking false depictions of "losers" (like him) who have no problems with being outside.

If you’re a social experienceless NEET, or even if you have friends, it’s impossible to make friends. I feel so ashamed of my past/current life that I don’t let anyone get close enough to me because they might potentially find out about the life I live.

>tfw never had any friends but had multiple gfs and hookups

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What reason do I have to go outside, apart from "for a walk"?
If you live in a city, then sure, no one gives a shit. But I don't like to be reminded of how small, weak, and ugly I am every time I pass another male my age.
But I live in a small town. People talk. They just do.
But the problem is my parents. What do I tell them, I who never goes outside of his own accord. "I'm going for a walk"?
No, staying inside is easier. Even if it means I have to miss out on life. I already missed the train, why run after it.

this but unironically

No, it's possible, at least with medication. It allows you to be fearless, and not spiral down whenever you fuck up socially. You'll just look at it like "okay not the end of the world now I know what not to do". But absolutely do not stay on SSRI for more than a year. It will literally take your soul away.

>character is a true loser
>has no friends and never had any
>has no gf and never had sex (is touchless virgin)
>never had a job or worked and is 29 and lives in parents basement
>his only interaction with the outside world is through imageboards

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Improve your likeableness.

if I change myself so people like me am I really being myself? Are they only capable of liking me purely superficially?

>character is a loser
>has friends
>has a gf
>has a job
>has his own house and car

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