What will Disney do after they run out of 'classics' to remake?
What will Disney do after they run out of 'classics' to remake?
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remake them again with a new cast
Remake 2: diversity spinoff boogaloo
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Endless spin-offs:
>Lumiere Lights Up Paris
>Gaston: The Untold Story
>Iago Unleashed
Was Dumbo any good? It had a few interesting cast like DeVito and Farrell.
Once they've exhausted their supply of 90s Renaissance films, they'll probably go back even further and start """adapting""" and BLACKING their original classics like Cinderella, Snow White, Bambi, etc.
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easy, make sequels to the live action remakes
These movies each clear a billion easy (except Dumbo but who cares), they can make their own cinematic universe
I remember somebody telling me that the first half an hour of the remake is the entire story of the original Dumbo, so everything after that is kinda a sequel.
3D animated remakes of the live action remakes
Who the fuck asked for a Dumbo remake?
Live action Toy Story, Nemo, Incredibles, Ratatouille, Bugs Life, Up, Monsters Inc, Cars....
live action spin-off of those crows from Dumbo featuring Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, and Eddie Griffin
Wait 20 years and do it all over again
The circus dad struggling with the loss of his arm after WW1 was the best character arc imo. Other than that, not really.
>Circus owner doesn’t want a freak to show off for some reason.
>Bad guy goes full retard when he has no reason to.
>Muh science girl who somehow builds modern level robotics in the nineteenth century.
They´ll team up with some japanese company and MCU the shit out of it making a big convoluted plot that lets them mash all the worlds into a single narrative that will encompass not only the movies but all the Disney+ shows as well.
Either Die or be forced to come up with another disney renaissance
Live action Direct to DVD sequel remakes
Simba's Pride, Belle's Enchanted Christmas, King of Thieves, etc
SEQUELS!
Buy other companies’ classics and remake them...
They'll start remaking the CG classics
Then:
>Let's go fly a kite!
Now:
>We must seize the means of production, young children!
Remake Song of the South but make it about slaves, like the Birth of a Nation "remake".
Oh fuck.
Aladin was pretty fun but holy shit both Dumbo and the lion king sucked dick
they plan to make live action remakes for the next 20 years so don’t hold your breath
1. remake even older, more obscure films
2. sequels
Make live action adaptations to ancillary characters or shoehorn in expanded universe bullshit like Bambi's mom being shot by Gaston and having Tarzan be Anna & Elsa's brother.
Pay James Cameron 5 Billion Indian Rupees to make Avatar 21
It keeps the Mass busy not think about how they cant make Originals anymore
They will already own the whole world at that point
Make animated versions of their live action remakes
Reboots of reboots. Basically what they do with Spiderman every couple of years.
Animated star wars original trilogy*
>*now with more wokeness!
>run out
at this rate that will be at like 2040. Then they can just remake the remakes.
The 1st half is basically the animated movie with massive chunks of the original story removed. The second half is just some Tim Burton nonsense. The story makes sense but there's just literally no reason to care.
Remake the direct to video sequels. Atlantis we be reimagined as Atlanta: The Lost Neighborhood because the original is too similar to Avatar.
>imagine a world where Simba's Pride gets the same treatment as the Lion King remake and still makes almost $2billion
This is not so far off from being the reality we chose.
Someone needs to do to Disney what was done to Kyoani.
Direct sequels to the animations and making sure all the white Disney princesses get BLACKED
>simba's pride
Don't be so stupid, you know they'd push LK1.5 with Timon and Pumbaa being the narrator and pushing the "comedy" angle
They still have:
>Snow White
>Sleeping Beauty
>Peter Pan
>Pinocchio
>Robin Hood
>Hunchback
>Tarzan
Also Alice & Wonderland and 101 Dalmatians, those remakes are old nowadays
Also could scrap the bottom of the barrel like Rescuers/Rescuers Down Under/Aristocats
Ah fuck. Robin Hood is going to have black characters for sure. Wendy is definitely going to be black in Peter Pan. Tarzan? Someone's ending up black but it won't be Tarzan because it'd end up looking racist.
Pinocchio? Gepetto black. Sleeping Beauty? She's black. Snow White? The Queen will be black.
No antagonists can be black, and the dwarfs can't be black, and prince charming kissing her while asleep reeks of misogynist stereotypes and rape. So Snow White herself will be black, just named Snow now, and there will be no Prince Charming, she will overcome her illness and defeat the Queen herself.
They already did Sleeping Beauty with Maleficent and even that's getting a sequel.
Remake the remakes
Oliver & Company. It will make money and pull at the heartstrings of the millions of cat ladies out there.
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This, remake them again.
I don't want that. Expect for incredibles in the mcu
Nothing. The CGI technology will be dumped, just like the tech from Pixar and Final Fantasy: TSW.
>Real Helen will never compare to the original Elastigirl
Delivering public broadcasts demanding that Americans to lynch white people in the streets, or else they don't get Star Wars 11
at this point just give Kevin Smith bed-knobs and broomsticks
at least he gives a shit about it
they're already milking 101 dalmatians
i remember that they've cast Emily Jean "Emma" Stone as Cruella de Vil
Imagine being this obsessed with blacks
>Gaston: The Untold Story
would watch
Gaston was the ultimate chad a self-sufficient hunter, and a war hero; in any other story he'd be the good guy
Remake the remakes
They already did
It's more of a villian-centric movie about Cruella as the main character though, a la Maleficent
Remake less popular ones and/or make sequels to each live action one.
No i'm the chad of a man
They already confirmed an Aladdin spinoff about other genies
Black and white classic 2d remakes of the 3d remakes.
do them again, paper-animated