How would you cast Arnold and his Bastard son in a kino movie?

Remake Last Action Hero but this time as a serious action movie rather than semi-comedy

I would turn it into a horror comedy like Basket Case and call it "El Goblino Del Bastardo"

maybe it was understandable when she was a child/teenager but i'm assuming she's now an adult. that being so, she should understand that the kid didn't do anything wrong. i'm guessing arnold was at the wedding. what a cunt.

It's always understandable. At what point did you think it would be okay to betray her mother and go cavorting with the bastard issue of the whore her cheating father was banging on the side that tore their marriage apart?

Jose Schwarzenegger should have the common sense and decency to stop publicly reaching out to be rebuffed. He probably only does it because he KNOWS they don't want to have anything to do with him, and the sneaky taco bender wants the sympathy.

If my father had a bastard family behind our backs I wouldn't acknowledge them either, or my father for that matter

Isn't he the only one who actually looks like fucking Arnold while everyone else is a twink bitch?

Race mixing works
White racists BTFO yet again

Terminator: Bastardization

If you follow her and shes not following you back after 4 years then yeah that's pretty fucking weird.

>twink bitch
they're actually fatties IRC

Yes, it means she doesn't like you user. If she follows the other friends of her bf an not you it should be pretty fucking obvious

That would infuriate me, wonder how she acts around you in person

Only the one is, I think. Dunno about his daughter, but one of Arnie's sons is fat, and the other is the lean, Kennedy-looking one.

>The girlfriend of my best friend doesn't follow me back on instagram. (They've been dating for 4 years now) should I be concerned?

Would you want your girlfriend following some guy, liking hisnpics and every move?

They are fat.

They probably resent him because of that too, and the fact that people post and make memes that the bastard is the one that looks the most like arnold on social media.

nah it can still be a parody of action movies we just don't need some dorky 13 year old tagging along

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Conan has reigned as king for decades but is now old and feeble. His two sons from the queen are both degenerates; one is a drunken glutton and the other is an effeminate homosexual content to bugger catamites.
One day while conan is out with his hunting party he is nearly gored by a wild beast He is saved by a young savage who lives a solitary life in the wilderness.
Conan discovers that this barbarian young man is his own son, and even though he is a bastard he is far more deserving of conan's throne than either of his legitimate heirs.
The bastard spends the rest of the movie outwitting and defeating his half brothers and their machinations in order to claim the throne.

this is the correct answer

Jo is Arnie's favorite son. The only one who isn't a fat faggot.

Arnold always seems happy in pictures with his bastard. They both seem like they just like each other's company. While his legitimate sons don't seem to just be indifferent.

King Conan, of course

It's almost like they resent that he cheated on their mother and broke the family apart because he was an unfaithful husband.

You're leaving out the part from your shitty pitch about the Goblina Queen giving birth to la creatura this time around?

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Joseph didn’t ask to be born out of wedlock. He’s making the best of being a walking embarrassment, good for him.

>bastard issue of the whore
you don’t have to talk like a victorian aristocrat. the man is a human being.

Bot posting? I'm certain I've seen some of these exact posts before a few of times around a month ago.

I’m not a bot you fucking schizo.

now this is advanced ai

one that they have no obligation to associate with at all

>be latinXXXOX
>hollywood cunts don't want anything to do with you
OH NO NO NO BUT WHAT ABOUT MUH INCLUSIVITY AND DIVERSITY

Berserk is the right film for them
with his big brother as Griffith and Boner isabela as Casca

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I do declare you are a faggot good sir this ain't reddit faggotron

>shitting on Arnie for owning up to his downfalls and being a dad figure to a child he fathered

>ywn be arnold's bastard mutt son

Imagine how great we could be

what are you, a woman?

Kino

>instead of five Jack Slater action movies we got one so-so action movie parody
a federal crime, to be sure. that being said, arnold and his bastard need to be in the next Conan movie

>king Conan is getting old
>his true born sons are unworthy of his crown, lecherous degenerates, drunkards and faggots
>a barbarian comes to the gates, played by Baena,claiming to be Conans bastard
>the two become fast friends
>his trueborn half brothers plot his death and their fathers death
>Baena must defeat his half-siblings, save his father and secure the Crown of Iron

>a movie about a father unhappy with his current family who fucks his maid and produces offspring he relates to and is proud of

Has that been done before?

Seriously, he needs to play Conans son

Women care about social media. She is deliberately not following you for whatever reason.

Even before that