Boring movies that you aren't allowed to say the king is naked

Capeshit is stories of invicible people beating the shit out of each other while destroying fake CGI surroundings.
There's no weight to the action, no tension because you always know how it's going to end.

You filthy happa slut, we're going to watch Synecdoche New York and you'll love it. We will be watching every single minute of it and I'm going to pause it every now and then to explain core themes to you and engage you in a discussion about them. You little yellow skank, my sweet princess, you will have to endure three hours of kafkaesque melodrama set in the most degenerate city of entire America. Kaufman's genius will be blasting your eyes as you sit down on my lap and call me daddy. I will not let you speak to me until you come up to some interesting philosophical conclusions regarding the very concept of time and mortality as understood by Kaufman. I will be examining your knowledge of various thinkers who could've influenced him and you will gardle on my dick, not knowing what to answer. This will be extremely painful... For you. You better grasp why the movie is shot the way it is, or else you will suffer, you and your little fetal-alcohol-syndrome-shaped head. Trust me. I will not tolerate pseuds behaviour.

Why do people take pride in being ignorant and uncultured? I mean, not like you need to have cultured, it isn't essential or anything, by taking pride on not having artistic sensibility at all? What's the point of that?

This is easily one of the best horror movies of the last 20 years, eat shit moron.

Is that supposed to be a sentence?

I dont like Charlie Kaufman as a director, only as a writer. Anomolisa is forgettable as well.

Who can watch this crap ?
It's a goy filter. Only a jewified mind could stand such a crap.

Not an argument

Try getting off the internet for a couple hours and figure out how you got so pathetic.

This board just keeps getting worse and worse

It's a comedy.

>Boring
Not an argument

Jews spotted.

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Amazing aesthetic, duller than a pedo's trumpet

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They want other plebs to relate to them so that they feel "understood".

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>plot twist: he was just larping

Hitchcock

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One of the worst films ever made

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Capeshit. Particularly stronk wymmyn capeshit like WW and CM
all of them are shit aimed at retards

smoked 3 joints and still turned it off half way

how did this movie make top lists

one of the HANDFUL of movies i didn't/couldn't be bothered to complete

saw it drunk during work and was completely disappointed

meh tier at best

unironically this. FOTR is the singlemost movie I fell asleep in cinema, didn't bother to watch the others. People always orgasm about the 'epicness' of the story but this is only supported by sound and visual effects, the plot itself is boring and dumb.

any pre 1960s movie basically

currently watching Anatomy of a Murder and it's the same old boring shit, not interesting at all, might as well read the book and have a better experience.

Based!

I find all capeshit in the last 10 years to be terminally boring

anything involving lord of the rings

this thread is so pleb jesus christ

I have golden age Hollywood films

I hate golden age Hollywood films

*have

Watch it Chrissy

>Drunk
>During work
>Watching an entire movie
What is your job?

website moderator

people are only waiting to hear the quips, let's be honest here. Rest is filler.

Imagine being this much of a faggot.

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How is it a job if you do it for free?

I didn't say that I do it for free.

Two Towers was worse. Fite me

Based Jannie

I still don't know whether I like SNY or not, because I am still too confused by it. I watched it four or five years ago.

Haven't seen it because the first one was so shitty

>you aren't allowed to say the king is naked
What the fuck??? Is this some kind of saying I've never heard?

based retarded ESL student

cringe
correct, especially Lord of the Rings. They're held up as some gold standard of fantasy, but they're just really not very interesting apart from a handful of moments.

I unironically liked it, but maybe it's because it resembles my dreams. I keep dreaming of entire cities built in basements or storage rooms.