Dark

Why couldn't they just call this Nazi Time Travel, or something else besides "DARK"?

Yeah I only watched the first season but every scene that she was in gave me a raging erection.

>tfw buried my dick in crazy the other month and it's been the best and worst of my life since

I only love doggy style if there's a mirror and the girl i'm fucking has 9/10 body. otherwise meh

Why did your mom call you your name and didn't just call you Dumb Retard?

I just got out of a relationship with a girl 5 years older than me
the sex is pretty great, but crazy chicks are a fucking mess the rest of the time

>if there's a mirror

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Agree, the only reason I'm in it is for the sex but otherwise life is a fucking rollercoaster.

>Virgins giving sex position opinions

Kek

I know it's vanilla but I really like missionary as well. My dick curves upwards a good bit which can make doggy uncomfortable but feels great missionary.

>tfw no anything

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Reminder Ulrich & Hannah are the best couple and S3 will prove it

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if you find it's too vanilla just spice it up by segueing into the breeding press

doggy is for ugly

kek. not to watch myself but the bitch's curves. if they ugly, push their face down the pillow. great hair and a body is the only thing I need for a good fuck

>tfw have never been sexually attracted to my gf
>still like her enough that breaking up is difficult

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>Or at least for looking at her asshole if she doesn't agree to do anal
this is what gets me going

americans love doggy because it's the only position you can actually do with morbidly obese women, and pajeets love it because the women don't want to look at the faces of the extremely ugly pajeet men.

Will Jonas fuck her in s3?

And failed lol. Ulrich a tard and 100% responsible for all the shit he got.

There was definitely sexual tension when adult Jonas returned.

Are you being retarded on purpose

You just know the crazy bitch wants to try it. She never saw her son grow up to that. As far as she cares he's not her son.

Women love doggy style. Have sex

>tfw both of my gfs have had some significant mental health problem, and every girl I go for ends up having one as well
Goddamn, I just want someone normal. How hard is that?

Well ajusted girls only go for assertive girls and you just wait until the crazy bitches come to you.

Literally me. Tried having sex doggy with my ex but I couldn’t quite get the banana to go in comfortably. Also I could smell her butthole and it wasn’t the greatest

assertive guys*

>not licking her butthole to assert dominance
retard

lys shit eater

ive never kissed a girl

Isn't this the guy who played Hitler and is dating Antje Traue?

Lose yourself?

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as a khhv I'm afraid of this

Dubs and you die a virgin.

Same here. 2 long term gfs and one has really bad bipolar disorder and the other has severe depressive disorder with catatonic states. Women are all fucked up

CHOOSE

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Best girl

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How did you meet them? Who made the first move? The most fucked up girls I met always hit on me first.

>have a female friend
>share the same interests
>has great body
>has unattractive face
god FUCKING damn it i was so close

How did the young Jonas that led Claudia to the cave in the season finale know that adult Jonas was wrong and would ruin everything when trying to close the portal? Shouldn’t adult Jonas also know this too? Why would he do something that his former self knew was wrong because old Claudia told him?

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Yes, its since Spartacus and Games of Thrones that every thriller, crime or drama has a sex or nude scene in it. Mostly in the first 5 minutes to catch the viewer to stop from switch the channel.

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>Why do Americans and pajeets love doggy style?

Because that's how mindless animals fuck!!!FACT!!!

I mean regarding german tv. Before that you had constantly boob peek, but since american sex scenes its becoming standard for more explicite sexscene that could be in a softporn movie.

Or do you feel awkward with this gay scene in primetime show?

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In the other guy but one of them had medication grade anxiety, she hit me up first. The other had blatantly undiagnosed borderline, and I made the first move with her.
The problem with girls like this is they can generally hide it well, so you don’t see the red flag until it’s too late. Combine that with a bit of bad luck and you have the “notices your mental instabilities OwO what’s this” string of girls I have.

>Games
Retard

>Yes, its since Spartacus and Games of Thrones that every thriller, crime or drama has a sex or nude scene in it.
>what are erotic thrillers
>when are erotic thrillers
>what are the 70's
>when are the 70's
>what is the european film and TV is softcore porn meme
>when is the european film and TV is softcore porn meme
zoom zoom zoooooom

lol what an ugly bitch

>>what are the 70's
this, it was clearly mandatory for a movie made in the 70s to have nudity in it, breasts at the very least.

are there mental illness discords, asking for a friend's dad

Doggy is amazing of you have a thic thighs/Ass Latina. But it's just a part.
Unusually start missionary, then go doggy, then hit it from the side, then finish with her on top.

Also, protip, women cum fastest when they are on top.

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There's a legend that cowgirl may result in broken dick. But then again I'm a virgin who knows nothing

There is a such thing as make up, glasses, earrings, and braces....if your a good match fuck her bro. Then morph her into something a little better.

I guess anything could result in a broken dick when you think about it. I have had it fall out and get jammed or slip the head in her ass once or twice. That's when you slap your girl and tell her to calm down.

Another protip, it's only okay to slap your girl when having sex. If you do it right when she starts to cum, you can often make her squirt.

The Loli Version too?

There's sexual tension in every scene she's in.
I legit thought she was gonna fuck the 50s police guy as well

>in german tv
>its now the norm, not the exception

>I legit thought she was gonna fuck the 50s police guy as well
She probably will in s3. She might get pregnant and turn out to be one of the character's mother or something.

Yeah Jonas letting his father kill himself and leading Mikkel back just because Claudia said so was dumb

A breast, yeah, but it was a boob. Now its nirmal for a sexscene and full nudity as mandatory thing in a german thriller.

Adult Jonas did know. He was taking a chance hoping something would be different.

Its not like he was going to tell his younger self there may have been a fuckup.

Her fugliness id exactly what turns me on so much about her. Girls like Martha or Franziska don't even turn me on although they are objectively beautiful.
Hannah just looks like a woman who craves dick really badly
Sex with her must be amazing

Thats sad.

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inb4 she is her grandmother

i hate everything you've just listed except glasses. and those only help so much. i'll just try to find someone else.

WHAT WAS THE ORIGINAL FILE

Hannah sex scene.

It's a real scene, but they don't have real sex (I think)
I actually dunno if actors are allowed to have real sex on the scene if they both agree

you're an ugly bitch

Lmao at the state of op

This

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