Why is Love Island so popular?

Literally full of unrealistic models entered a reality show to prove fake love to the opposite sex and win $100,000.

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>unrealistic models
They look real to me.
Apart from caro's tits

For the same reasons things with zero talent like Tiktok, Vine or BTS exist.

dude what if soap opera but real*

*not real

idont know but i hate people

Imagine being called fucking Weston

>men
>chiseled abs and perfect body

>women
>don't be obese

for me, it's alana

so we know who to put into the first wave of executions when the time comes

So normies have something to talk about at their unfulfilling office job.

That's literally it.

women only crave sex twists and sex secrets. women do not care about actors, the sotry, the set, the direction. THe more sex twists are retarded and fake, the more sluts love the show. THis is why soap operas are loved by women and their orbiters.

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this, all these shows are core female entertainment. All those threads about "what do women like this watch?" should be answered by any of these shows

are those women supposed to be attractive?

Because women don't like watching porn so they do roundabout shit like watching big brother or reading 50 shades of grey.

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Because of british bug people

>you have to be a five star chef to say an apple is rotten

>Zac
Do hospitals charge extra for the "h" or something? what's up with this modern craze about giving your kid a "unique name"? Like damn, I didn't know that dyslexia was in fashion. Americans are the worst with this; half the zoomers I meet spell like their name like got chucked through chinese google translate and back again. Maybe I can't complain, though, because my parents named me iain

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the new girl India Reynolds is an already famous glamour model. She has tons of topless pics

>Why is Love Island so popular?

Women and homosexuals love watching trash.

It's obvious why basic twitter bitches watch it, to gush over the boring 7/10 girls with attitudes and freak out over relationships that are days old.

As a guy, why do I watch it? Because all the girls, every single one, play it so cool and whatever, acting like they're barely interested in the guy they're coupled up with at the start. And then the SECOND a new girl comes in and all the guys look at her, their faces just DROP. They get so shook and immediately possessive. It's a riot. The guys get worried too when new guys come in, but it's always very cordial and "what happens happens."

is that why they like men

>being a man who enjoys girls discuss how many guys they fucked
user, I...

>girl likes me
>she's 6/10 and i'm not really interested
>decide to make her into someone i would want to talk to
>have her watch everything i like and test her afterwards
>she loves this
>in her free time she says she watches tila tequila even though she hates her and she's stupid but loves watching it
>can't comprehend this
>stop talking to her

Well that was pretty dumb of you.

Same difficulty desu

If shes a six I dont blame him no need to settle for someone who isnt even interesting

>weston
>chasel
>yamen
>caro
>mallory
>kyra

Where are these names from?

Real question is could a Yea Forums poster compete and win in Love Island? What are the chances?

not anymore

It's what chavs aspire to.

The real question is, why is the US version so shit compared to the UK version?

cashel pretty much translates to cough in slavic languages

lmao neither are good. both are trash, utter fucking trash.

>or reading 50 shades of grey
Or worse.
Especially the teen stuff is pretty disturbing. So much murder and rape from teen boy-band members..

I would do great. I reached that perfect level of ugliness where it's not tragic but just funny so it improves my chances if I show it doesn't bother me.

for me it's caro

who /vibesbased/ here?

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It's trash tv that you ironically enjoy

Tfw caro will never fake love you by really making love to you.

Mallory is by far the most unattractive person there.

why dont no one want him bros

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roll

Unironically I would watch you make all the other contestants squirm and get all uncomfortable as you describe your favourite kino in minute detail

give me the sex tape with yamal and kyra

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Choose who rapes you, Yea Forums

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>over 200 years of jew enforced dysgenics
Hmm i wonder why

i'm connected to an uncomfortable amount of jaxons or even jaxsons
gen x-ers naming their kids star-trek-villains-cum-bleach-brands. it's bad enough naming your kid something-son when it's not your name.

I GOT A TEXT

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Fuck yes

6 get

Fuck me I know two Jaxons, they’re toddlers of course.

...

It's big brother with less clothes.
Normies love that shit, so they'll love this shit.

I don't believe that heterosexual men watch stuff like this. I can't imagine it.

Why not

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incels are obsessed with being cucked so they love it, most british men are incels/slaves

I want to have sex with Caros chestpusy, if you catch my drift

*hand rubbing intensifies*

caro > elizabeth > kyra > alexandra > mallory > alana

gib plastic milkers