It's over. The last bastion of white men is about to fall

>Literally nothing happens for entire seasons except people talking and threatening each other.

Learn to soak in the ambience you pleb.

Great, hopefully it won't be anything like season 3 though.

Where do I start with 40k books?

>Oh yay, a 40k show where literally no one fights anything that isn't just a normal human.

its really weird when people that don't read the source material talk about stuff

he literally fights a C'Tan in the 3rd book your mongoloid

If the last bastion of white men is silly toys and figurines maybe it deserves to fall.

So another show that accidentally makes the people they are trying to demonize look cool and appealing?

don't bother

are there no black space marines or something? or black imperial guard?

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the Eisenhorn trilogy
I think they came out with more books but the first three are based

Holy shit it's really happened.

The world will end soon, I'm sure of it.

A lot of the time these stores just work as mini warehouses with a nice front. Allows GW to ship worldwide quickly when something is ordered.

But will it be as kino as this?
youtu.be/V2B6de1Geks

>the entire white culture has been JUSTED in a decade
LMAO how weak it was

Doesn’t that Vietnam inspired IG unit have colored folk in it?

There's no "last bastion", OP, and if there were you'd only be refused access to it. As matters stand you're really just in love with existing in a state of permanent swooning faggotry.

But there's at least female (and MtF) space marines, and presumably FtM marines too!

There's loads of black space marines and guardsmen. Anyone who wants to make every helmetless unit in their army black is perfectly allowed to do so according to lore.

children

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salamanders are black

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women can't become space marines, its literally in the lore

yes children are known for having hundreds of dollars of disposable income

that's a literally a tan white person

What's Warhammer 40000 about

people who want to play against each other

Gaunts ghosts is a good series.

Fifteen hours is what i would recommened for a single, absolutely horrific book.

nigger he's dark grey

Warcraft in space, literally.

Fun facts - Games Workshop is one of the best performing stocks of the last few years, having gone up nearly 1000% since 2016. The company has become incredibly profitable and is now ranked 203rd on the FTSE index, a little above shit like Wetherspoons, JD Sports, and William Hill. I've made some serious bank off it.

And what is Warcraft about

it's like starship trooper with bigger guns and more aliens

>People will like it if it looks dull as fuck

Imagine getting to use the high gothic fascist aesthetic but it's the good guys.
He's also a retard. A huge amount of shit happened in the last season.

it will bomb if they don't ramp up the ridiculous warhammer aesthetic to 12.

Humans vs. aliens on an unimaginable scale, but also aliens vs. aliens
and humans and aliens vs. demons

Nah, theres black people.

But the idea of fighting hedonistic evil instead of making a fucking religion out of it is considered racist these days.

neat

and religious fanaticism.

Lord of the Rings meets full on retardation.

look at where the shops are, look at the market house prices, for sale and rental

it's a what if scenario set in the 41st millenium.

>what if nazi's made hitler immortal and he had psychic powers and all of humanity was living under him as an emperor

>what if everyone who isn't a white nordic european was an alien species: blacks became orcs, asians became tyranids, jews became demons, americans became chaos space marines, arabs became necrons, slavs became tau, gays became eldar and dark eldar

>what if nobody ever got along and there was perpetual war

this took a lot of criticism in the 90s so they diversified it a lot, brought on board women, gave blacks their own subfaction under humanity, brought in anime elements into the asian races. it's basically europeans being salty about losing 2 world wars and the british being butthurt about losing their empire- in a thinly wrapped fantasy roleplaying game. every young boy has a power fascist fantasy, or some hidden gay, or wants to be a communist dictator, or be friends with a black guy, or learn some asian language.. so it's just a product for 13-25 yr old middle class white boys.

Shits fucked, humanity has turned into a crazy oppressive theocracy, aliens and demons and shit everywhere

yeah there are. one of the main chapters is black dudes, there's some imperial guard chapters too.
the reason why they aren't prominent is because black skin is hard to make look good on miniatures, so not many people would paint, artists never drew many black people because of that.

Humanity has become space medieval Catholic Nazis with Imperial Japan and USSR thrown into the mix. But they're the best option for our survival since everything in the universe is out to get us.

It's like the WWII eastern front where 2 morally black factions duke it out.

Warhammer Fantasy Battles but unoriginal.

>slavs became tau
Tau are chinese
>space gommunists
>slanty eyes
sounds chinese to me

hell I missed the most obvious one
>tau
>tao

two people stand awkwardly across a large table and roll dice then push together glued plastic models which they hand painted. after about 3-4 hours of rolling and pushing one of them gets very angry and flips the table, destroyed thousands of dollars of merchandise.

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That's not black that's mutated and burned you fucking racist.

You will never have this.

it's pretty easy to take away from you. remember when you could walk into a comic book store? don't test me or you'll be playing with gender non-binary models in 2 years.

>HURR HURR DURR IM SO RETARDED AND GAY I LOVE DICKS HURR
Fuck off faglord

Jet black, with red eyes.

If they are middle-class or above, yeah, they actually are known for that fact because they're getting shit from their parents. Seriously, the plastic-garbage-sold-to-kids-industry is massive.

>Modern Hollywood in charge of adhering to lore

There'll be female space Marines. If they introduce one there'll be a female chapter master that is complete Rey tier Mary Sue.

Eisenhorn trilogy, seriously.

Only autistic man children and 10 year olds are into comics though.

i forgot what a stupidly ornate game this is. good on the creator for making the players pay out the ass just to begin playing.

Still better than magic
Last time I played a game in a lgs I played pic related and the first thing I did was discounting my life from the scoreboard to go faster. The other guy automatically called the judge and said that since I paid the life first the spell was finished already. Two guys agreed with him, and since they were eternal clients the judge asked me to take the bullet. I walked out of the store after that

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Children and adult virgins

thinking other people liking something you like devalues it is big virgin energy

just play magic arena. The computer handles all the retarded rules for you and you don't have to talk to your opponent or even leave your house.

Everybody always wants Chaos v Imperium shite. I want Marneus Calgar v Hive Fleet Behemoth

I've a feeling it's more it just didn't occur to a bunch of white guys from the UK to feature other races, perhaps they didn't want to sculpt different faces.

You could very well argue that the physical depictions of humanity in 40k don't match up with what you can infer from the lore considering the amount of time that has passed, environmental factors, genetic tampering, etc.

mad jelly
>tfw invested in tech and not GW and cannabis

all those threads a year/six months ago about making warhammer 40k into a show and suggestions on how to do it
really makes you think

There are already some bad Warhammer 40k movies, it's not that big of a deal

Warhammer 40k = Warhammer + Starship Troopers + Starcraft (and I only add that because it's ripped off from Warhammer 40k (same as Warcraft originally being a ripoff of Warhammer))

Is it too late to jump in on the primariscoin?

>41st millennia
>psychic god emperor creates sons
>half of them get corrupted by space demons and fight a war against him, he lives but is basically in stasis and in a coma
>bunch of hostile alien species

thats the most basic description

Yeah, this seems like the most obvious necessity in making a successful warhammer movie. There is nothing special about the warhammer ip except how excessive it is. Pretty much guarantees their going to do the opposite, sadly.

Not African; Caucasians with a malfunctioning pigment gland. An actual African chapter are the Celestial Lions

None of this is accurate in the slightest.

Fascist dystopic space Catholics worshipping the rotting body of a god-level psychic overlord fighting space elves, space orcs, daemons and themselves. They're also the good guys for lack of better options

>tone down a series that's well known exclusively for being unapologetically bombastic and over the top
I have no hope for this series, but I really want it to be fucking amazing. Keep space marines in the background for the first season. Let the normals get used to the all out grimdarkness first, then introduce the ultimate weapons later.

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Oh fuck off

I feel like spess marines could never be done well enough to be the main feature of a show/movie
they are just death machines with a lack of personality

thats why an Inquisitor was a good choice to base a show off

no, they were burned by a volcano.

>rigid caste system
>communist

wanna maybe try that again?

>Fifteen hours is what i would recommened

Ah, a fellow man of culture I see.

>thinks commie societies aren't stratified by class
yea, cause the half starving compleb had the same rights as a card carrying party member ;^)

>primariscoin

topkek.jpg

SOON

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Name a single communist society that has anywhere near the type of caste system the Tau have.
I'd say I'll wait, but I know there isn't one.

manchildren and sluts love to see their lives on screen. Warhammer 40k is the Office US of manchildren.

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>The last bastion of white men
yikes and cringepilled.

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Wont ever go into production

Space Marines only really start to show up in Book 2 anyway.

I agree, Eisenhorn or Cain were basically their only choices, and Cain being the first might have fucked with the tone they're going for. Personally, I'd do the same shit that everyone posts in 40k threads - have space marines be the "nuclear option", meaning only used in the most desperate situations. I think normies would be open to 40k, I just don't know if they'd "understand" the space marines role right off the hop.

the USSR, China
it doesn't have to be exactly the same, because theres no real world equivalent to shit in 40k, you semantic cuck.

>tfw you'll never get to play DoW 2 again for the first time
Damn. That was a good game.

>implying its not

Unbased and bluepilled

>DUDE YOU ARE TELL ME THERE ARE BLACK PEOPLE IN AN EMPIRE THAT CONTROLS NEARLY THE WHOLE GALAXY? WHAT THE FUCK GUYS I CAN'T WATCH THIS SHOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WH40k isn't about racism between humans you mongos. The entire Imperium of Man is build on hating xenos and to strife for a greater humanity.

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There's a bunch of space Marines in the first book, though. Eisenhorn even beheads an emperor's children.

Nu, they are not. At least leaders have distinct personalities and marines have various cultures throughout different chapters, be it Spess Romans (Ultrasmurfs), Spess Spanish (Chrimson Fists), Spess ultrareligious Germans (Black Templars), Spess Africans (Celestial lions. Actually, sjws going to love their stories, about how good Africans God betrayed by le evil whitey), Spess Mongols (White Scars) and so on.

*got betrayed
I hate autocorrector

It is pretty funny that they are taking an empire heavily inspired by the nazis and turning it into some sort of human racial utopia.

Sort of saying "the nazis were bad, but at least they ended racism".

>he does not enjoy painting minis
absolute low IQ pleb.

bodes well for some commissar kino. Can someone tell me when this Tau shit got introduced? I played this stuff like 20 years ago, but they seem even gayer than eldar.

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I did a book report on Fifteen Hours in middle school. Excellent story.

I hate myself.

Racism is heresy. You can't have either a secular imperial truth or a fanatical religious cult, both based on elevating MANKIND, and at the same say one type of colored human is superior to every other colored human because reasons.

>heavily inspired by the nazis
Except it isn't in any way. The Imperium is politically closer to a medieval administration than anything 20th century

The Imperium always needs cannon fodder

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even game of thrones with it's insane budget still had stuff like plastic armor and terrible CGI. They need to leave warhammer alone

(((You)))

The Imperium is an amalgamation of a lot of real world nations, but it's clear a lot of their imagery are heavily based on fascist countries like Nazi Germany. They are basically Rome+Nazis. Which is a really neat style, props to them.

nazis

They incorporate a lot of Gothic/Holy Roman motifs, but absolutely nothing is lifted from the Nazis, and deliberately so.

The Imperium is Nazi Germany, Soviet Russia, Imperial Rome and the Catholic Church put in a blender and infused with steroids.

Look it up on 1d4chan, it has a tldr story.
Iirc, they wanted to have some kind of good guys in contrast of autistic space elves and space humans, but most people think that they are shoehorned in, because entire population of their """empire""" is basically an average hive world village, so they are relatively irrelevant on galactical scale. They also wanted to have faction that heavily utilizes ranged weaponry (though, iirc, Perturabo does that already) and relies more on technology, with no psyker powers, unlike Humans or Eldar.

>absolutely nothing is lifted from the Nazis

you are a retard

Well, then they did a really fucking bad job in doing so.

You caught me red handed. 40k os the 2nd to last bastion. Hockey is the real last bastion of white men and it will never be claimed as soon natural ice is just a thing of the past and non-white world of the future is too dumb to freeze water in the scale and stability that is needed for even a single period.

Early 2000's. They're gayer than eldar if you think anime is gay, because they're basically the anime robot faction, with communism and no psykers.

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You realize the whole universe is a parody of the dumb shit you aut-righters love to LARP about like theocracy and empires right? It's a dystopia.

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>kill the mutant

isn't the 40K Emperor a native american-type or something?

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Lemme try as well

40k is about catholic space hitler being the best hope for humanity against terminators, aliens, trekkies, soccer hooligans, gays, edgelords, and jews who all hate each other. He creates a bunch of incels to enforce order but then half turn into white knights. Then hitler dies and things turn into a bigger clusterfuck. The setting is fuck huge and any video/movie/comic villain, protagonist, species, whatever will have something that can kill it in 40k

Turkey

they just want that gundma audience

Totalitarianism isn't inherently Nazi, you retard. Show me the Swastikas and hypermodernist architecture in the Imperium. You can't because it's not there. It's gothic and medieval with literal inquisitors, knightly orders, and an entrenched religious caste. They do a similar thing to the Nazis in that they draw directly on mythology in their aesthetics/military culture, but again that wasn't invented by the Nazis.

They are my favorite race, but only In Dark Crusade.

There's a sequel trilogy about one of Eisenhorn's apprentices(?) called Ravenor, it's about as good as the original

source me mother fucker

there are also shoirt stories and Magus came out which is the 4th Eisenhorn book.

>reckon you could animate each one differently?
>no way fag

Gundam and Star Trek audience. But all the 40k playing trekkies play IG already and are even more buttblasted that their franchise stand-in is not HFY. And that makes it even more hilarious. I wish they'd rip of Shinkawa/Metal Gear style on the tau mechs instead.

>GW finally sets aside funds for a visual production after endless begging from retarded perma-virgins
>every visual production so far has been a disaster
>Film released at a time when sjw mania is at its peak and nothing is inoffensive
>Desperate to appease tumblr society GW makes sweeping changes to established lore
>the fan base will largely hate this
>sjw hate everything anyway
>whole project is a colossal wasted opportunity
>gods of Chaos laugh in the warp

Fuck, what and incredible crazy man.

>Ancient Anatolia
>Roachistan
Go choke on uranium rod you retard

>dark crusade
The banter when attacking faction strongholds were top notch in that

isnt warhammer 40k one of the few franchises content to not give a flying shit about SJWs (the kiddy booklets aside)
even Slaanesh remains prominent

I'm just a fan of the era

>tone down the thing that made it popular
Excellent idea. You should be a Hollywood studio executive. Spending millions appealing to no one is good business.

>Cain
Difficult in a movie, because a lot of the comedy is the result of the contrast between his thoughts and his actions.

>another hockeyfag in a WH40K thread?

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>greater humanity
>negroes everywhere
???

Yeah, I only stuck a few grand into it for a laugh back at 500GBX, then doubled down when it went up by 50%. Never thought it would make more than all the rest of my shares put together.

Probably. I think there's still plenty of room for growth, but we're talking slow and steady now rather than the massive leap in sales of the last few years. You might still make some gains though, and the dividends aren't too shabby, but don't expect to double your money.

or because youd need a healthy understanding of the setting to appreciate the absurdity

I love how this comment appears, usually multiple times, in every 40k thread. And it's always delivered in the most condescendingly smug tone, as if the person posting it think they're dropping some kind of enormous redpill on us. WE KNOW IT'S A RETARDED, OVER THE TOP PARODY. That's WHY we like the series.

Hell yeah, so that means i'm finally getting to see horus heresy in live action

Maybr hes talking about SoB, thry are sorta like frmale sm but they arent superhuman i think

Is it a game? Or a novel series or an animated show? How do I get in on this?

Fucking this.

Yes.

It is within its own confines, but I cannot see that surviving exposure to (((tv))) production values

Tabletop game + series of novels. I just autistically read the wiki for like a month, that's how I got into it.

See
The first thing he says is that it's about Hitler.

It's a tabletop originally. But there is shitload of books and vidya(But not enough good vidiya)
Play Dawn of War 1 and 2 if you are into rts and want basic knowledge of Wh40k.

>It's over. The last bastion of white men is about to fall...
This, I'm sacerd, the mainstream got my child neerdism.

would need to be more bureaucratic or military tactics than a grunt's view on the ground thing. Interspersed carnage sure, but no chance of explain lore or getting the scale across otherwise. Needs to be like Shin Godzilla was for Godzilla, how shit actually works.

Salamanders arent niggers, their skin is obsidian black, nothing more
That said, there are Guard regiments from black only planets

>it will bomb unless they tone down the ridiculous warhammer aesthetic
I hope they bomb it down.

You are cucks for doing so after what they have done to whfb.

Roach or not, he isn't white, bro.

It's a parade you idiot, they're marching in unison

War

I dont know if its a parody. The world is grimdark, doesnt mean the authors of warhammer support any of that

Well i'm interested in seeing how they will translate the orks into screen hehe

But chaos and tyranids are going to be the highest points no doubt,

There aren't any canon Africans iirc but after tens of thousands of years there are plenty of other races in the universe beyond black people.

Vulkan and the Salamanders are treated as Africans. They're not though, they're actually an entire new race of mankind who wage wars of eugenics across the galaxy in the name of Emperor

I am willing to assume that GW is not as retarded as Disney to take a giant shit on their fanbase

Most salamanders were actually black like Vulkan before becoming obsidian black.
Cope more, fag.

1986 England was very different than Current Year England. The nigger horde didn’t really start arriving until the early 2000s and accelerated after Obama and Hillary came, saw, and Gaddafi died, blowing the dam that was Libya.

>jews became demons
what do you mean by "became"?

40K will always thrive on being cool in your own imagination. That is the essence of the game.This crumbles when put in someone else's hands

There's literally 0 chance it'll be good

Well I guess a lot more than ever before in the entire history of the company.

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Xenophobia and religious despotism. But it reasonable in lore to have that. Also, "Humanity Fuck yeah!" and grimdark.

Why do you fucking amerimutts need a human element aka family drama/love stories in every fucking movie? It's so generic and overused, I'd much prefer watching emotionless killing machines do their thing in a setting where there is only war anyways.

>makes AoS
>not retarded

Everyone knows that already, you debilitated cretin.
But the setting, in addition that, ends up with the fact that fundamentalist Christian Nazi Soviet Empire in space is the best option there is, where every single action of theirs is justified. If anything, setting is practically ADVOCATING for it.

You realize that we're far past the fist generation, and have multiple different authors who have canonically changed the lore in the most drastic sense beyond it's sardonic British parody roots, right?

Huh, guess not

Retarded grotesque and grimdark.

some people have to work underground user.

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Isn't AoS doing pretty well compared to WHFB?

>Muh headcanon

seems like they do new minis every week now.

Eisenhorn is the better character; Ravenor is the better story.

Not my fault you didn't read the fucking books/codex, user.

Once again
>Muh headcanon

Even Guilliman himself is taken aback by how retarded and backwards the current imperium is when he wakes up.

Cope.
Harder.
Fag.
You can reply with the same exact shit because you have no argument all you want, won't make you any less wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=LNK5-uE5JFg

Please

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Depends on who they hand their licence to. Some are good, some are bad.

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>Guilliman
>Why do I still live? What more do you want from me? I gave everything I had to you, to them. Look what they've made of our dream. This bloated, rotting carcass of an empire is driven not by reason and hope but by fear, hate and ignorance. Better that we had all burned in the fires of Horus' ambition than live to see this."

You
Can't
Cite
Shit

Headcanon. That's all you have is a vague memory which isn't even true until you can't actually back up your shit. Dumbass

>1d4chan
I'd like to try, but nobody on there is able to write in a way that isn't epic cringe

the lord inquisitor on youtube

It is, but because of the different business strategy they're pursuing with it. The game itself and its accompanying universe are hot diarrhoea compared the WHFB

It had a a shit start but got better.
Old Warhammer was still a better setting though.

>Old Warhammer was a better setting
But actually it was extremely generic

It’s implausible because we’re not getting off this rock until we let the nogs starve.

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It's not being made by Hollywood.

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>it was extremely generic

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Quads of truth

there's no reasoning with manbabbies, user

I like it. It has a slightly more hopeful tone, or had before ET.
I also just favor the look I suppose

Dude, old 40k was intentionally campy and generic. You're wrong.

what am i lookin at

>he thinks we're talking about 40k
Get some sleep

Read The Unremembered Empire or Vulkan lives, it's described in of of those two.
Just because i can't find the exact line doesn't make me wrong, retard. That's not how that works. You aren't right because you are ignorant.

old warhammer =/= old 40k

You'd probably try to fuck me if you knew me irl

A human hive city. Hundreds of billions of people live within that thing, most never seeing natural light or the outside world.

Slaanesh won

emps would wipe nogs out before he even went to mars. they don't fit into his plan

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>I can't cite anything so I'm just citing my memory. Just read more
No. You're just wrong. They're not like the Khans where they took an entire Terran population and transplanted it to another planet. Come the fuck on dude

>they are just death machines with a lack of personality
How? They have personalities, most of them just focused on excellence in warfare all the time because it's kinda helpful when you are warrior in a world of perpetual war

>Hundreds of billions
millions*

so fucking depressing

how do people in 40k not kill their fucking selves?

It's the only life they've ever known, user.

Because there is a real possibility that the death is even worse. And also religion

They do by joining the imperial guard.

It's a thread about 40k I just assumed we would be talking about 40k. Desu old Warhammer fans are just boomer core nostalgiafags from what I can tell

>when I realise I'm no longer banned
>time to post Debicki

Because that's a crime punishable by death.

VULKAN LIVES *STOMP STOMP*
VULKAN LIVES *STOMP STOMP*

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Not anymore since Total War: Warhammer happened.

I really hope this is bait

Not everyone in 40k lives in a hive, there are planets that are pretty nice places to live on which aren't just epic industrial shitholes or death world's

only real choice for marines would be the Black Templars.

What about Warhammer Vermintide.

He's from Mesopotamia

and all of them will be eaten

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Are you actually this stupid? Use your brain. These people on Nocturne (which is where like pretty much all of the Salamanders come from) all have black/gray skin. They were prevously isolated from the rest of humanity for thousands of years, allowing them to become an entirely different ethnicity. They are literally all black with red eyes, just like Vulkan. I don't get why you are so violently opposed to this.
>Read books on the subject we are discussing
>NO!
Really says it all, you are just in denial, doubling down, and screeching muh headcanon because you can't read up on the very shit you are talking about.
Fuck off, you uninformed moron.

He's akin to a Sumerian, so he's Caucasian just not "white"

The guy whos directing it is a jew

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actually a catachan vs lictors would be a great series

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Name another setting that has early renaissance Germans and Aztec lizards as the main factions.

I would argue that WHFB has a much more coherent aesthetic and setting, and the themes and visuals were more coherent, as well as having a fully developed geography and history.

Where AoS suffers is that whilst most of their factions are internally consistent, they make almost no sense in the setting as a whole, and the fact that each faction is so tonally different to the point that they could be from different games is damaging. It's settled in a bit now, but having these infinite lands and dimensions where anything can be anything, and everyone hangs out together in these realms except they like steel or fire more than the other guy, and you've got all these heroes returning from WHFB gives no sense of scale or stakes or lasting impact

the creative director is also a jewish roastie

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They are elfdar loving, psyker hugging, Girlyyman following faggots now who've gone nuts on using Cawl's pozzed geneseeds. True sons of Dorn&Sigismund are few and numbered.

This will not go well then

>elfdar loving, psyker hugging, Girlyyman following faggots
nu lore OUT

>Not also including the Blood Angels

People would just call it a Predator ripoff.

but GW was founded by a jew

you're retarded, almost all blacks in the UK are descended from those who arrived in the 1960s

You retards do realise that Warhammer was made by jews, right?

Good. I'm sure the Gods of Chaos are able to pull it through better than modern soibois.

yea good point

Charcoal black skin and red eyes are mutations that come with Vulkan's geneseed. Salamanders look like monsters to outsiders but they are one of the more humanitarian astartes chapters.

The mouth-breather sees his idol everywhere, brother.

But not by roastie jews.

Think about it as a giant Gotham City from Burton`s movies. Hellhole outside - but can be cozy to live there if you dont walk Crime Alley or enter Arkham Asylum or Axis Chemicals.

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>well I don't see why one of the marines cant be a strong woman

Lictor vs Kroot Shaper would be the best AvP movie we could ever get.

take that back; Dark Eldar arent gay!

No it wasnt

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Games_Workshop

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*gifts you a black hole in a box*

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Warhammer 40k has a purposefully fascist aesthetic

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Her face is her shied

You can add heavy metal to that list

what the absolute fuck

>These people on Nocturne (which is where like pretty much all of the Salamanders come from) all have black/gray skin.
>/gray skin
... Jesus kid, you're too dumb to understand your own logic. There is 0 lore implying that they are an only African derived colony, in fact it's well known to everyone , except I guess contrarian morons like you, that they aren't actually African. Not only is there no evidence if them being just a transplanted population straight from Terra , they've spent tens of thousands of years evolving on a DEATH WORLD, so even if they were African it's totally irrelevant at this point.

>Implying I said I'm not gonna read the book
No? I'm just saying you can't just cite your shoddy memory lmao
>Why are you so opposed to this
Because you're wrong in the dumbest ways possible. You're so desperate for muh African legion that you're willing to just make shit up to ignore what actually makes the Salamanders cool

>nazis
>hypermodernist architecture

Haven't you heard of Albert Speer? The Nazis were reactionary, they hated all of that Weimar-era modern shit. Speer was one of Hitler's besties and designed pretty much all of their major buildings (as well as being minister for armaments during the war), his whole thing was ultra-traditionalist neoclassical buildings on a titanic scale intended to leave spectacular ruins for people to gawp at in a couple of thousand years.

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Start selling recasts in front of the store

>I just autistically read the wiki for like a month
based

They finally mixed real crack into their plastic crack.

>Muh africans
what the fuck are you talking about?

I have higher hopes for the Judge Dredd TV series Rebellion are apparently gearing up towards.

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Pretty sure every person who has written for 40k in the last few decades wasn't Jewish , and I don't think the original creators were Jews either.

The salamanders will never be done right because our apes will think they are supposed to be African so if they are not full wakanda they will screech about white washing

Is 'The Creator of Man' a series or a character? Does the character appear in 'High Castle'? And its connected to Warhamer 40,000?

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humans are the least interesting part of Warhammer 40k and fantasy

Salamanders are literally caucasians with blackface. That would not go down well.

So it's a chaos space marine kino?

T. filthy blue cow communist

Based.
Necrons? Orks? Eldar? Even the fucking Tau are more interesting.

that movie was kino

>tfw you will never be incorrectly assigned to the Sisters of Battle and forcibly feminized "against your will" to become a girl to hide a admin error

why
even
live

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>The series wont be 10 episodes of Iron Warriors slowly shelling L*yalist cucks to death and building fortresses while being bitter
DROPPED

they would just kill you

Because no Americans were involved this time, unlike the 90's movie.

>SoB
>Breaking the law
Kek, look at this dood

sounds good

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Lorelets, the both of you. The Salamanders are black because way back at the dawn of time (late 80s/early 90s) there was a black guy who hung out with the GW staff who played them and painted them all with black skin. He also won best sportsman at one of the first 40k tournaments, which is why Salamanders are fluffed as being the bro-est of the founding chapters.

Is it possible that HBO gets to do the adaptation?

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Jeez, wonder why it does work in real life

You get that 40k is a fucking satire, right?

That doesn't make the Salamanders African, brainlet.

Do you mean sigmar?

>Warhammer 40k
>the last bastion of white men

Yes, retards, normies love shitty grey and brown aesthetics. Have you not been paying attention to anything for the last fucking decade?

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>when he wakes up.
Oh, so he's like the newbies who were just introduced to the Warhammer.

Not just children, these are manchildren user

Trannies and other assortment of Sodomites are Slaaneshi. They would burn you out of existence

Based and Pertpilled

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Black =/= african.
Dilate.

THEYRE TAKING EVERY THING FOR US

THEYRE KILLING US WITH THIS

I LITERALLY CAN'T STOP CRYING

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Will he accurately be portrayed as someone who did nothing wrong?

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I think a cyberpunk series set in the lower levels of the hive world Necromunda might work better than any other type of series set in the 40k universe. You have warring gangs, insane religious zealots with chainsaws and shit, mutants, cyborgs and a setting where having things like class struggle and environmentalism as underlying themes would make perfect sense so even Netflix injecting contemporary politics into it probably couldn't ruin it completely.

They’re making £1 billion profit a year user. They’re fucking killing it.

will the based eldar ever be on screen

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So all this talk just to come to the conclusion that Salamanders are caucasians with black skin?

>eldar
What about the best faction?

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could've made series about that guy that went on to nuke entire galaxies because he didn't like tyrannids

>nucrons

pic not related

go back to bed gramps we will stay off your lawn

Eisenhorn is only fighting against chaos right?

>Salamanders are caucasians with black skin
Nope. They are their own ethnicity entirely.

you realize cleopatra was whiter than modern day greeks

t. worships the "emperor"
Crons are best boys

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No, billions
The lower levels are like hell for lack of the better word and turning to chaos is better for a lot better option for civs

could be kind of kino if done properly

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>so it's just a product for 13-25 yr old middle class white boys.
and thats a good thing

they are bio engineered by the emperor they are just like the other marines only pitch black

Will we get hot milf inquisitor colleagues?

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>average lifespan 15 hours

cain and abel series is alright

wrong

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No, they are recruited from Nocturne by the salamanders and then given Vulkan's geneseed.

you don't know of what you speak

based

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>implying
No, retard, they wouldn't feminise you into a Sister of Battle. They'd feminise you into their adorable little monastery pet and have you massage their sweaty muscles with your little fingers and tongues whenever they come back from battle.

>Hehe you're wrong dude
Epic post user.

>it has to look like any other generic scifi show

Guess we got ourselves a Disney shill already doing damage control against SW competition.

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you dont and its clear you dont. vulken was created by the emps with the plan to make marines from him and not every salamander comes from nocturen.

>Can someone tell me when this Tau shit got introduced?

Early 2000s mate. I was into 40K minis when I was a kid and occasionally went back to the hobby store that used to sell the stuff and would occasionally check it out. After a while these fucking tau boxes showed up and they had altered the box art from to the more modern black/green/blue aesthetic we have now. When back there with a new mate who was into 40K at the time a few years and told him that I thought it was just some cheap knockoff bullshit stuff. Dude couldn't stop laughing for like three minutes straight.

>vulken was created by the emps with the plan to make marines from him
Yeah, but that's not how new Salamanders are made, you retard.
>and not every salamander comes from nocturen
Yeah, but the far majority are. Almost all of the Salamanders have family in Nocturne.

t. gets BTFO into the eye of terror and be more irrelevant than most other traitor legions

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pls respond

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marines like the primarchs were created by the emp. literally a whole legion were made to give to vulkan when they found him

The only problem I had with WFB was the lazy as fuck world map. It had "generic" races sure, but they were fleshed out to the point of being different enough in a setting that was strangely coherent despite being all kinds of mixed influences and ideas.

Cool, but the new Salamanders come from Nocturne.

It sells much more miniatures than WHFB. And the smaller Shadowkeep games are also getting more and more popular.

You've just made all of this up.

They have jet black skin, red eyes and european facial features. They're not sub-saharan. There are no niggers or pajeets in 40k, sorry.

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>it's clear a lot of their imagery are heavily based on fascist countries like Nazi Germany.

The imagery is hardly anything like Nazi Germany except for perhaps the maximalism aspect that is basically a universal across human cultures where DON'T FUCK WITH THE KING YOU FUCKING DOLT OR YOU'RE GONNA GET CUT MATE is the primary mode of thinking.

The society itself is similar to nazi germany in terms of its totalitarianism and absolutism of the central government but the imagery of the average space marine is nothing like nazi germany. Those fuckers were mostly into "Oh see this humble aryan rural farmer growing his crops in service of the motherland. Yeah, that's the shit mate. Also, fuck the jews."

and are still bio engineered by the emperor just like all marines

>More competent than Black Legion
>Does not need espionage and infiltration like Alpha Legion instead just bombs the enemy down
>Not prone to mutation or psyfuckery like the Thousand Sons
>Not crazily angry, just crazily bitter making them more competent that the World Eaters
>Dont smell like shit like the Death Guard
>Dont spend all day in church like the World Bearers
>Are not Insane Tranny Druggies like the Emperors Children
>Are less edgy than Space Batmans
Yep, best Legion coming through

It is but they still fucked up.
The problem with old warhammer fantasy was the format. most people played at 2000points. this meant that a new person starting out had to paint a fuckton of minis (depending on the army) before he could start. When i started I picked up vampire counts and I had to paint over 80 models before I could play a proper 1500pts game. The game wasn't really goot to pick up as a new player and old players didn't buy stuff so it died a slow death.

All they had to do was to make a proper format to make small games a thing again. that and a less retarded rulebook because I swear you could club someone to death with that monstrous tome.

>If it bleeds, we can melta bomb it.

>less edgy
brother we have the Daemonculaba

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Yes, most newer gen Salamanders are bio engineered native Nocturne humans. What are we disagreeing on?

black legion actually does shit now, they got retconned into competency.

apparently this

iktf, every Tyranid model after the 90s sucks shit. Plus there used to be so many variants on Imperial Guards. Still got some Valhallan dudes somewhere and an old Hellhound

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Yeah, they aren't "bio engineered by the Emperor" He is stuck on the golden throne, remember?

oh are the salamanders doing illegal work on the gene seed?

No, but it is corrupted. AKA not like how the emps designed it.

yep so just like I said, just like the others only pitch black

Yeah, but you just don't get it.
The recruits are from Nocturne, which is an ethnicity of it's own.
I don't get what you are sperging on about.

>40k
>corpse on a throne
I'm okay with that.

im not. you were proven wrong and just cant handle it

The emperor should be played by an actual person in vegetative state, anything else would be ableist bigotry.

What?

>warhammer is only for white people
Lol ok. I understand that white people are being more and more openly discriminated against but don’t be this retarded

Why do so many trannies love 40k? Look at 40k twitter and there are loads of disgustingly unpassable tranny freaks posting about 40k.

>the emps is played by an enervated corpse on life support
>cast includes hordes of trannies and 3rd genders as mutants and daemons
>it's the most inclusive cast in the history of any media