Was it rape?

he injured?

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please tell me right now how to avoid anything like this

It's fake, look how far the seat goes down and how long the rod sticking out is. And there's a hole in the seat before he sits down.

Don't sit.

I don't get it

OwO :3

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he jumped to kill himself and ended up being impaled

Wouldn't that be painful?

Doc gave him some antibiotics and he was back to work the next day.

for you

For you.

Like a glove.

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use this

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Id fuck this pepe

dont be a fatass

been sitting on my chair so long I've pretty much rubbed the entire faux leather off. every time I get out of it I have little bits stuck to my body

...

i haven't used one in about 7 years but the last one i had was worn and smelt of my arse and sweaty balls

are you naked?

Most likely didn't feel a thing as he died on impact

What the fuck happened.? Does he just warp onto it? It looks like Dash from the incredibles on that tape his teacher films.

he fell - ass first - onto it

>as he died on impact
He didn't, there's another video of the firefighters sawing off the pole so the paramedics can load him on a stretcher. He died in the hospital.

He jumps onto it, that thing wooshing across the street is his shadow, I guess.

Reminder to sit down slowly.

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>tfw im sitting in my fancy hungarian car instead of a deadly office chair

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Where's the blood

How fat was the person? Serious question. His should not happen.

looks like you need a booster seat bagel boy

Use your imagination, or google.

ITT: OUCH

Gay nigga suicide be like

what's with the plastic sheet where the mat shoudl be?

Why do you have a foot napkin by the pedals.

brutal. that shit could slice your femoral artery so easy.

That almost definitely happened because some moron tried to squat over it

get a chair with a metal plate underneath

she's seen many a fap

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>mfw sitting on a chair I bought from goodwill for $10 8 years ago that is broken and if I lean slightly to the left it will tip all the way over

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>fancy hungarian car

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What IKEA chair is that?

Someone in my middle school broke the toilet seat by sitting on it but also he lost his balls in the process

Imagine getting a forensic analysis of this. How much faecal matter and sperm would be on it

>keeping the shitty paper the dealer gives you to avoid dirt on your mats
>not just getting a weathertech liner and hosing it off whenever you need to

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Just some paper cover the dealership never took off when taking it for it's first 1000 km maintenance, so I kept it because why the fuck not.

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You got any more film webms like this to post?

Mighty fine erection you got there.

I was given $500 to get myself a new office chair since I requested one and my boss actually is a bro and wants to keep me happy. What should I go with? I know next to nothing about this shit and what's good.

NIGGA BOUGHT A NEW SUZUKI ONONONONONONONONONONON

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Ok. I have a question Yea Forums.

Elevator vs chinese man

Who wins?

amnesia

The internet

What do you suggest? Volkswagen beetle?

One guy I knew in high school was sent to the hospital because his balls were all tangled up internally and they had to undo it.
Another guy I knew had his ballbag sliced open like a ripped bag of peat moss since he ran into a metal bleacher that had an exposed edge that snagged his scrot.

>tfw sitting on exercise ball

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youtube.com/watch?v=xY5BgjD3nvk

things women will literally never understand

Weirdo

>piss bottles in the back

These seem painful but once you're fixed up you just have a good story to tell. Losing your balls on the other hand...

*pop*

>Suzuki
Are you a dirt poor pajeet?

I'm going to fucking pop it

>he doesn't use women as furniture

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that's the emergency pile. luckily mom doesn't have many guests

Is it true you shit your pants when you die?

>5500 euro as a starting price

>5590 euro
>6900 euro
>9290 euro
>or you can buy a chair base, a good condition seat from a wrecked car, and rig that shit up yourself for like 2% of the price
what an immense waste of money

>calls anyone poor
>drives single mom's leased 2011 chevy cruze

It's called void bowels

nice legs la goblina

desu any regular highback from any big chain will do nicely. Will probably only be $100

I know I shit my pants when I live

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how unhealthy is it to sit on bed all day with back craned against wall facing pc? thinking of just stopping sitting on my chair altogether

Better just to go outside and get /fit/

>mfw sitting on a leather chair that some office threw out because they went out of business

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I lift weights and do cardio in my room but I'm not going outside

Yes and piss yourself

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this is actually a hidden chair pistol, used to assassinate a sitting target

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lol manlet

>chair broken
>welded the seat on backward to get it to fit(???)
>wheels are getting loose and poping off
>arm rests worn out, fixed with duct tape
>left arm can turn 360
8 years and she's still going strong

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Get this in the pvc covering to save some coin and it will also look good to your boss that you didn't max out the budget, so it's a win-win

amazon.com/dp/B072C79X1Y/ref=as_li_ss_tl?pd_rd_i=B072JKB516&pd_rd_wg=jMH7q&pd_rd_r=3KR4NK0TWN414A9KDNTW&pd_rd_w=3fZqx&linkCode=sl1&tag=noblechairs-20&linkId=30ef92edfa8606d09877a9a75bae5285&th=1

128 cm