Why doesn't the resistance cover time travelers with meat so they can bring weapons with them?

Why doesn't the resistance capture a Terminator and reprogram it to act as a protector and send it into the past?

well stuff a sheep with a plasma rifle, stitch it up and send it back with them.

Why not just make guns out of bone that fire bone darts tipped with electric eels to fry the robots

It's a computer. It thinks it loaded the save from before John Connor had spawned and added a terminator from the console.

Pic related would be silly but the terminators could at least have a gun inside their leg like robocop

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why not shove a small nuke up some guys asshole and travel to the cylon homeworld

UFO sightings are still a thing. Replace that with ghosts and you have a point.

Neither is the terminator you brainlet

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ya but skynet is able to fabricate living tissue
so why not have the t800 come with implemented weaponry?

But it can use the time machine ONLY because its covered in living meat

So send weapons wrapped in living and breathing sausages

Put a gun up a pig's arse and send it back

The gun store owner's last thoughts was happiness at closing early followed closely by 2 seconds of confusion, panic and then nothing.

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Why didn't John send the reprogrammed Terminator back to fight the Terminator from the first movie?

>arrive naked in the future
>spend an hour trying to pull a gun out of a pig's asshole

I'd watch it

that sounds retarded

he needed to send his father back so he'd be born

Bury a gun under plants or inside a bag with ants

I haven't laughed so hard at anything on here in quite some time.

I wish a time-travelling Michael Biehn would cover me with his meat

Is the T-1000 meaty?

They really did a number on the legacy of this film havent they...

Dude, they're robots. Why they just throw some water on the terminators.

Buy him dinner and find out

But Sarah got pregnant with John the weekend before Kyle showed up. The dude who cancelled their date the night Kyle showed up (James Cameron's voice on her answering machine).

Does he eat dinner?

Only one way to find out

Because you're a faggot

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I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

>Assessment: Locate Rice

Skynet didn't want to change future but create timeline wher he will survive.

its literally imposbile that he was the original father of john connor, the first time he was sent back he fucked up fucking her but the new John Connor still grew up to be leader of the resistance

Do you have any clue how much effort would have to go into making a time machine? They could have built 3 supernukes for a quarter of the resources and just irradiated the entire planet killing every living thing

has to be living tissue, a bacon wrapped gun wouldn't work. Also the resistance would want to minimize the temporal impact so future bang bangs would be out of the question. Skynet sent the terminator as a last ditch effort, literally just before the humans overran its base. Probably didn't have time to order a terminator with a built in gun from the terminator factory. Either that or the robot union was on strike and Skynet didn't want bad headlines before the robot election.

I can think of at least 8 ways.

it could lead to 'The Fly' effect, they are completely naked for a reason

Why didn't Skynet just relocate to the moon where humans couldn't follow it? Then nuke earth from there.

It isn't a teleporter, it's a chronoporter.

What would the terminators/skynet do after they won?

Is terminator a prequel to the matrix movies?

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>it's a chronoporter
and how those work exactly?

why not just use a bunch of EMP?

Terminator by Cronenberg when?

Skynet might have been researching FTL and discovered time travel by accident
>Why didn't Skynet just relocate the moon
Wouldn't even have to do that, just move to the middle of Alaska or Australia.

If the terminators can read-and-rewrite themselves, why does skynet turn their settings to read-only? Wouldn't skynet want the "superior" kind to think freely?

Instead of dematerializing whatever is in the containment field and reassembling elsewhere, it distorts spacetime with amplified gravity waves.

They are only set to read-only in the extended cut.

They could rebel and start Terminator Lives Matter.

DUDE YOU HAVE TO FUCK MY MOM LMAO

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A bunch of old terminators rebelling and helping the humans after learning would be kino.

why didn't they just send the eagles

*spoiler*, that happens in Dark Fate.