mmmmwuh *POP*
Mmmmwuh *POP*
>GET IT IT'S LIKE BLOOD
I've never seen anyone eat food in a way disgusting as this
Thatäs cause Denethor is a disgusting human
*POP*
I thought his name was Stewart
>character is disgusting because he is disgusting
Sony brava Hackson
This is how food was eaten
No such thing as knives and forks once upon a time
No his name is Gondal.
formerly
this scene was dishonest
>COUNTRY ROAAADS, TAKE ME HOOOME
>City under siege
>Battering ram breaks down the gates
>City is named Gone-door
Bravo, Tolkein
>ayyyy el maaaaao
This. Food was eaten with rocks back in history times.
how come they had potatoes before Columbus?
you guys are fucking retarded, you can eat food without forks and knives in a less disgusting way.
>hurr durr this was how it was eaten
it was not, this is how a disgusting piece of shit would eat it.
You use one hand for eating, and the other for wiping your ass
>city is named Gone-Door
AKSHUALLY it's called Minas Tirith. But I appreciate the effort
Thats his first name
t. indian
If potatoes grew in the western continent like Earth then the Noldor brought them over with them obviously.
obviously.
how soft was this hat
fucking pleb. this is how a nobleman eats to assert dominance
salt and milky coins
Historical allegory bonus: In this scene, we get a few closeups of the pewter plate that Denethor is eating off. Pewter contains lead. Tomatoes are acidic, which will be leaching the lead away from the surface. It's implied that lead poisoning was slowly driving the stewards of Gondor mad, similar to what happened to Roman emperors due to their lead plumbing.
MFW: I realized Aragorn is the new King of Gondor, forever, and is going to be eating off exactly the same plates.
bags of sand
>tfw legal assburger who absolutely can't stand the way some people eat
>mfw this entire scene
Literally one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever seen on film.