Never send a man to do a IRON-WOMAN's work
this isn't /toy/ you fucking sperg
Really like this armor. It actually has color compared to the usual grey/black MCU costume.
More like "Iron my shirts Woman" kek
I liked when Pepper lands during the portals scene cause you're like "wait who the fuck is that oh shit it's Pepper shit just got real"
Her inclusion was legit fine.
The actress doesn't even remember working on these movies though.
haha
Wait I thought pepper had magic powers from iron man 3
Why the fuck would you send you wife and mother of your child into battle?
Because if you don't win the battle, society may as well be fucking over?
Because Thanos hates women and loves Donald Trump
Lololololol
How is one random chick gonna make a difference? Christ, just hire another woman.
epic. upvoted
Iron Man Origin Story
>be captured by terryist and mortally wounded
>use your incredible skill and genius to build a weapon you can use to escape
>upon your escape undergo an epiphany about your personal responsibility as the bearer of great power
Iron Woman origin Story
>be Iron Man's assistant/wife
lol and based
Behind every great man is a women rolling her eyes.
Behind every great women theres a man doing all the work.
Nice
Fuck women
How is she going to maintain the suit?
Didn't Tony have like a genius level engineering and mental capacity to be able to create it and maintain it?
Isn't she just a secretary who landed the job running the company because Tony just didn't fucking want to?
Given the state of tech advancement and what they are fucking up against, isn't this suit going to be obsolete in like 5 years and isn't it already obsolete with all those goddamn space aliens jetting around?
Fuck, Tony had to constantly keep upgrading his suit just to keep up with fucking all the other Superheroes out there. Hell, Wakanda has a suit that's probs better than his at this point due to all the vibranium.
All that needs to happen is Dr. Doom just being alive.
LoL
>isn't this suit going to be obsolete in like 5 years
Just like War Machine right?
All Tony's been doing for years now is saying "Computer, make suit zoot more zoot" and the computer does it.
well, yeah.
Rhodes got nearly crippled by Vision and half the tech he used to upgrade the suit donated by Hammer Industries fucking fails.
That was when Jarvis was the AI, before he became Vision. I don't think Tony replaced the AI that helped him build the suits yet.
and yet he basically killed half of Thanos army in Wakanda
Haahhahhahah nice one desu
you mean the army of suicidal zombies that charge a fucking force field and kill themselves?
Rescue should have been the one to save Tony and Nebula in the beginning. Cap. Marble added nothing to the story. Prove me wrong
yep
>More like "Iron my shirts Woman" kek
It was funnier when the original person who made that joke said Iron (My Shirts) Woman. You fucking putz!!!FACT!!!
In the Original Script it was Thor and Rocket who saved them with Stormbreaker doing a portal after Rocket found a signal of the ship
>Rescue should have been the one to save Tony and Nebula in the beginning. Cap. Marble added nothing to the story. Prove me wrong
Why even have Tony needing rescuing in the first place?!? They had to diminish his character by making him stupid enough to strand himself in outer space so that Captain Bitchface could save him. Then she fucks off until the very end of the movie. You can see where the studio said "YOU NEED TO PUT HER IN ENDGAME AND GIVE HER STUFF TO DO!!!"
I wish we could have got a version of the movie without that cunt. I would have liked to have seen Endgame in the theaters but I vowed to never pay a fucking cent to any MCU movie featuring that slithering fungio breeding greaseball while attaching the Skrulls to Spider-man:FFH brought that movie down!!!FACT!!!
Who was watching Morgan? Tony was in NY(state), and Pepper had to get there from the cabin. How did she have time to find a sitter and get them out to the cabin to watch Morgan so she could go battle and keep the world safe so she wouldn't be an orphan? Did she just leave the 4 year old with Dummy? Or was Happy available that quickly?
Someone buy it and hotglue it and record the hotgluing and post it here.
They handwaved that in the epilogue of said movie.
I have an idea for a female character that’s going to absolutely bury every dumb re-skin/re-gender of pre-existent characters ever. She is going to be fantastically tough, fantastically strong, and fantastically human. She’s going to be everything idiots pretend characters like Iron-Woman and Captain Bitchface are, and she’s going to totally earn everything she accomplishes. She’s an engine of wholesale destruction that has to learn control and restraint just to *not* break shit. She’s wholly her own character and rides the coattails of absolutely no one.
I have the name. I have the origin. It’s so fucking good that when it came to me, it gave me chills. Me - the jaded consumer of capeshit after capeshit after uninspired “re-imagining.” I will write this. I will sell this. And everyone will remember why they ever liked comic-book characters to begin with.
Nicely done.
Tell me about her anus. Is it bleached?
Doing tons of blow off of little hollywood twink slaves abs has been known to fuck with memory
He replaced