Dead careers general
Dead careers general
Evan Phillips
Isaac Martin
Austin Bell
Carter Sanders
Alexander Richardson
what the fuck happened
Nathaniel Stewart
What will he drink next?
Matthew Davis
annasophia robb RIP
Josiah Reyes
Aaron Harris
>hurr why dont I get paid as much as Ariana?
She was so foolish; She didnt learn anything from her predecessors. Most Nick actors dont ever take off, she should have milked the show for as long as she could.
Jose Jenkins
When you keep being a dick on set, word will get around.
Turns out no one wants to work with an asshole.
Luis Bell
what would you do to save vjuices career
Angel Myers
She have a carrer in my pants
Oliver Ross
poor jeannette, I bet miranda pays for her shitty apartment and helps with the bills from time to time
Anthony Thompson
young,rich, still semi-famous, truly a pack of losers...
Bentley Reed
At least, Miranda is set for life. Jenette lives in poverty at a shitty one-room apartment.
Jaxon Ramirez
She always looks so sleepy. It's kinda hot
Carter Bennett
Why does she look so old?
Lucas Nguyen
Is there a sign above this board that says dead career storage?
Jaxon Roberts
mick genes
Josiah Richardson
Oliver Gonzalez
I would take this dumpy slut out an expensive date and let her gargle on my balls, if it wasn't for the fact that she let a nigger put its cock inside her.
Carson Watson
he refused to suck jew cock
Nathan Bell
Bentley Green
>hanging out with feminists
play stupid games
Hunter Reed
Errrr... kinda this, just without ball gargling.
Nicholas Martin
Marry her
Aaron Anderson
>beta behavior
>still wants to attract a woman who pined for bbc
user, I'm so sorry.
Caleb Moore
Based
Adam Thompson
I mean, did she really have a career before? Wasn't it more like a string of cameos?
Charles Jackson
she was on fucking g4 for years dumb fuck
Parker Cooper
>being on G4
>a career in show biz
user... I...
Noah Kelly
Samuel Murphy
I think he turned too many roles down. Josh Harnett doesn't get any offers because he turned down Superman.
Tyler Reyes
there's always other options
Jacob Long
She's a decent mommy.
What I find sad are those people who become known for a role and then latch onto it in hopes of getting recognition.
Joseph Gutierrez
What happened with her? Is she still a college or quit acting for ever?
Nathan Campbell
Dan really has a two edged dick.
Jaxson Diaz
What did you say about me, user?
Benjamin Lewis
Is this a new image? Did she unBog herself?
Caleb Robinson
Christopher Peterson
Cooper White
He has a net worth of 75 million dollars
Robert Johnson
It really is pathetic how she tries to cling on to her fading office stardom
Nathaniel Gomez
>thinking net worth means shit
Im broke as fuck and probably have a net worth is 500k because of my cars and house
Ryan James
He made some lazy/bad public remarks about apider three (the one he was in).
BEFORE it came out, during the buzz/marketing phase, something like "eh, there has been enough, we are board with the characters.
When someone is spending 100 million to produce, market and distribute a product, you dont shit on it when you are the star vehicle, huge Nono.
Dominic Morgan
Adam Diaz
that's so sad if true
Brody Hall
Landon Smith
>torments phil
>literally just turning into phil
justice
Elijah Baker
it's insanely ironic
Carter Taylor
But he has built a new career screwing over /biz/ users
Luke Collins
I personally recommend The Spoils of Babylon if you're a fan of absurdist comedy.
Elijah Bell
she made enough money off of icarly to live comfortably for multiple lifetimes m8
Kevin Barnes
Landon Fisher
Miranda, yes. But Jennette is out of money. Her older boyfriend wasted all her icarly money years ago.
Alexander Myers
She's richer than 99.9% of people who post here most likely so I don't see your point.
I'm not her btw.
Lucas Butler
>adolescence
I prefer Miranda
>adulthood
I prefer Jeanette
Carter Reed
She would look good with my penis in her mouth tbf
Asher Williams
it's fanfiction, ignore them
she's pursuing directorship currently
Jose Peterson
I thought Jenette lived out of a hotel
Kayden Moore
Hnng jesus Vicky is perfect
Josiah Cruz
I remember when the seddie fandom when nuts with it. I think she was dating a old iCarly writer named Paul. Crazy times.
Jeremiah Parker
double post because forget to post the pic, sorry
Christian Jenkins
>pokies
Parker Cooper
What is she worth?
Grayson Rodriguez
about tree fiddy
Nicholas Green
Tyler Sullivan
She looks like shit, and who is this retard with her?
Joseph Jones
I thought she only dates Asians?
Daniel Sullivan
It's some of prefurnished extended stay place, under 250 square feet lol. Matress on the floor is just lol.
Brayden Hughes
Drake from drake and josh
Tyler Reed
kino, why is she such a fantasstic actress
James Parker
How would I save his career?
Teen urban fantasy, where he plays the wizard/elder character.
Chase Perez
That Asian you're thinking of is her gay best friend.
Parker Campbell
asians?? I though she only dated BLACKS
Oliver Rogers
DELET
Angel Morgan
Actually, researching further, shes dated 2 whiteys and one nog. This is her current boyfriend.
Colton Gonzalez
No bra?
Michael Nguyen
how rich and hung is he?
Blake Butler
She peaked during Malcolm In The Middle anyway.
Tyler Johnson
I'm more handsome than both of them.
Colton Baker
>imagine the lesbian threesome
i'm so hard right now
Dominic Bailey
brehs
Blake Bennett
she's a coal burner, so it's safe to say he's a middle class findom cuck with a small dick who loves watching her get railed by darkies while using every dollar he makes to support her.
Oliver Miller
but you don't have the confidence they have.
David Williams
look at his
>beard
>eyes
>cheeks
Asher Perez
Just look at the Moneá on his wall
Hunter Thompson
I do now now that she's revealed her standards.
Nolan Long
talk about projection
Thomas Price
[Inigo Montoya quotation]
Benjamin Reed
Prove it
Colton Gutierrez
I confidently claimed to be so.
mfw
Hudson Mitchell
Mine. I just got fired for getting too close to my boss’ daughter.
Angel Rogers
He was great in Spoils of Babylon
Eli Carter
Not necessarily. Sometimes celebrities overspend, especially when their careers are in a lull, and don't realize they're running out of money because they hire people to manage their money for them. I don't know if this is the case for McCurdy, but it's not out of the realm of possibility.
Nathaniel Hughes
Jaxon Cook
nice
Nicholas Howard
goddamn she's gorgeous
She made millions from carly and then millions more from the minions series. I recently saw her in a trailer for some sci-fi horror movie that she shows up for about 5 seconds. Surely she'd be done with college by now? I hope she goes back to doing acting.
Brody Sanders
Jose Long
t. fat incel
David Fisher
Sad that her new show got canceled before she could kiss this guy on screen.
Adam Martinez
They made a cute couple
Asher Jackson
insightful tbqh
Jack Taylor
>tfw you were in the non-retarded 5% of the fandom that weren't obsessed with the psychotic asshole secondary character
Alexander Howard
She looks extremely bogged in that pic. Look at her big clown lips. Hideous
Evan Murphy
It's one thing to refuse sucking jewish cock and getting blacklisted by Hollywood but it's another thing when you do suck jewish cock and Hollywood dumps you anyway
Jaxson Kelly
Andrew Lopez
I guess that's what happens when you fuck fat hairy Arab guys for money.
Brandon Diaz
Bam should be glad he have no kids. They would avenge old Phill and force Bam to commit suicide for likes on youtube.
Liam Adams
I liked her in "The LA Complex", such an underrated show.
Jonathan Nguyen
She was really good on "The Newsroom".
That show was every over-indulgent Sorkin-ism you've ever seen on TV but she was good if not great at times in it.
Luis Clark
I keep getting reccomendations to watch clips from that and west wing and i'm like lmao why the fuck would I watch some fantasy bullshit
John Watson
What's her pornstar lookalike again?
Gabriel Adams
plebs
Hunter Myers
Do you reckon she gets blacked offscreen?
Nathan Torres
miri is a pure virgin
Andrew Ramirez
He's a gambling addict who plays super high stakes poker or shit like that
Mason Martin
more or source
Jeremiah Sanchez
wouldn't pull out.
Brandon Sanchez
The most annoying thing about Sorkin is that he's actually pretty good at writing comedy but he always sticks that on the sidelines of his shows and focuses instead of boring overwrought drama and Very Important MESSAGES!
Nathan Peterson
Other way around
Lincoln Hernandez
feels incoming
Bentley Baker
you cant go back
Cooper Evans
Such a goddamn shame. She was so beautiful before she took the bog pill
Isaiah Morris
only in dreams..
Christopher Ortiz
Grayson Parker
she got better
Ian Smith
slighty dead career
Nathaniel Adams
I really liked Sports Night, I think it had the right balance especially as the stakes weren't as high as literally the President of the USA. The overacting in the few clips I've seen of Newsroom really makes me cringe. The West Wing I could probably actually watch if we weren't in a retard clownworld timeline where we know almost all the democrats are wallstreet shill republican-lites and the republicans are basically the Koch Brothers & Murdoch's cumrags whose only real goal is power and giving tax cuts to billionaires, not giving a single fuck about fiscal responsibility/small government that WW portrays them as.
>Sports Night got cancelled for poor ratings.
>Was drawing over 11 million people per episode
>Would now be in the top 20 network shows and probably top 10 excluding sports.
Brody Garcia
This girl is fucking ugly. Why do betas like her?
Adam Miller
How do you stat that?
Jaxson Long
>biggest show on Netflix
>dead at all
shut the fuck up you idiot.
Blake Myers
Bentley Hernandez
they've confused a mediocre ass for hotness.
Hunter Jones
>Fuck all of you that have [a mom or a dad], and fuck all of you that get to go to college. I didn’t go to college. Can’t get a job as a fucking barista because it’s fucking difficult.
Chase Phillips
she should do porn.
Matthew Rivera
This has to be fake
Ethan Myers
look at that fat belly
Owen Green
n-n-no
Leo Williams
Is she on drugs?
Jackson Rodriguez
Do you think she still know how to tease with feet since she worked with Dan Schneider?
Gavin Morgan
The architect works in mysterious ways
Cameron Wright
i hate fat enablers so goddamn much
Noah Russell
Jackson Smith
her bf left her "because shes crazy" and apparently that messed her up so she got prescribed a bunch of meds that make her like that 24/7
Nicholas Gutierrez
they ruined jessica simpson
Jeremiah Williams
roastie btfo
Jack Gutierrez
lol these are such bad shops
Zachary Flores
>cant get attention on cuteness anymore
>seeks attention for suicide
Jace Wright
s-stop...
Ryan Morgan
The worst thing is that after the West Wing he couldn't drop the idea that all of his characters were at the centre of the culture war no matter what they were doing.
So a show about the machinations behind the scenes on "Not-SNL" was all about politics and how awful religious groups are for censoring people twenty years ago but Sorkin can't let it go so it's still happening in this universe and a show about putting on the news every night turned into a preachy mess because they used real events and had their characters always guess the "right thing to do" because the writing was all done in hindsight two years after the fact.
Meanwhile both shows had some hilarious side-plots that were always pushed off whenever he wanted to take a shit on Republicans, Christians and that chick who dumped him(Kristin Chenoweth pictured(on the right)).
Eli Parker
Remember when I was in Lost Girl?
Brandon Morales
>canceled before she got blacked
Not this time, jews!
Jeremiah Williams
avin a giggle m8?
Ian Cox
nah shes legit messed up in the head
she really overdid it with the psychedelic drugs during her hippie "free thinking" phase
Kevin Davis
why didn't you show her your big white cut cock and save her from herself?
Brandon Thompson
I do respect that he hit that.
James Cook
>Master, what have you done?
Landon Thompson
I've done what's needed.
In the end, you will thank me.
Jack Clark
I just remember she had really hairy arms. It was gross.
Dominic Harris
When was the last time Lindsay Lohan had a paid gig?
Adrian Morgan
Her last appearance in court?
Christopher Martinez
probably last night
Leo Harris
>Master, I don't understand
Michael Gray
what the fuck is wrong with her face, jesus christ she's a monster; like that guy from those 80s movies with the monster jaw deformity
Thomas Nelson
>tfw I thought it was that Rose Tico girl before realizing it was Sam without Cat
Joshua Nelson
she didnt age too good
Isaiah Clark
The truth is hard to swallow my student.
But ice cream and pudding is not.
Alexander Nelson
Fuck you, Robert Z'Dar was a sweetheart and a treasure! It's not his fault he suffered from Cherubism. He never let that put him down, he was a joy to be around.
John Cox
>She took the call
Landon Bailey
she could bite through a coconut
Nathaniel Williams
Logan Roberts
>Dead careers general
So what? Most of these people made an ass-load of bank while they were still teens or children.
Now they are in their 20s, basically retired and enjoying life.
Sounds like a great plan. I wish I could get in on some of that 'failure'.
Elijah Nelson
*has bitten*
Sebastian Fisher
>married a literal Chad and became a mommy
Adam Jones
she *had nibbled on Dan's* nuts
Blake Brooks
He's a shit actor
Ryder Williams
Carter Sanchez
She fucked a nigger. Absolute trash.
Nicholas Richardson
Is she smelling his fingers after he fingered her bum?
Aaron Gray
Kayden Morgan
her name is literal cultural appropriation
it's 2019 for fuck's sake!
fucking white 'people'
Jack Scott
What I don't understand about that whole thing is why dudes paid to fuck her. They could hire 10/10 hookers, hook up with porn stars or just get a model girlfriend... but they choose to put their dick in a cracked out trailer trash looking mess like Lohan and then paid her for it.
Just bizarre.
Dylan Bell
Why is her nose so negroid
Austin Rivera
shes fucking perfect, hollywood doesnt cast attractive people anymore
she has the best lips ive seen on a woman
Joshua Howard
she never had a career to start with anyway
Michael Murphy
She's still a 10 though.
Justin Morgan
trying to attract another black bull
Gabriel Morris
Snub Nose is the european natives nose, learn your facts right
Adrian Allen
That's not a native European nose. It's flat and spread across her face. It's a nigger nose.
Carson Gutierrez
You can't undo the call
Andrew Morgan
Parker Wilson
Oh wow, she looks better there than she did in Firefly.
Hudson Clark
>she was on fucking g4 for years
Adrian Sullivan
what a waste
Josiah Ross
i'd rather punch her in the face than fuck her now
Gavin Howard
BUSH
Tyler Hill
Probably a power thing. Fucking some celeb, even if she's old news probably makes you feel pretty powerful. If only for that feeling to remind them how low they have fallen.
Julian Peterson
he divorced a jew, simple as
Anthony Reed
Josh Hartnett being a charisma vacuum probably has more to do with it.
Lucas Lopez
that's what you get in return for being Dan "Break Her Heymen" Schneider's personal pocket pussy
Henry Rodriguez
>tfw the last time I saw her she was shilling some fucking irrelevant show for history channel on some fucking kid oriented youtube channel
Mason Nguyen
why does she look like she's getting younger?
Carter Baker
> some fucking irrelevant show for history channel
The reality is much worse.
en.wikipedia.org
It's funny because had she waited just a little longer to tell that story about Bay, she could have been a #Metoo superstar, but instead she fucked up her career and her face.
Adrian Brooks
Without being a neckbeard I would not fuck modern day Lohan.
She was a solid 10, what the hell happened?
Josiah Morris
bad diet, drugs, partying and inconsistent / bad training
Kayden Kelly
technically she didn't because it was too big to fit
Ryan Johnson
Decades of drug and alchohol abuse.
Camden Ross
>tfw Megan Fox guest starred on New Girl while Zooey had a baby
>She was actually great and revitalized the show before Zooey killed it again
Sucks because no one cared about the show at that point. She's always a little late on everything it seems. even her nudes leak was late
Lucas Wilson
dan FUCKING schneider
Daniel Rivera
Is this list correct? Wasn’t he in some thriller with hugh jackman were they would wifeswap or something around 2008/09-ish?
Hudson Ward
this made me laugh
Bam vs Zoomer
Dominic Gray
>Coolwineaunt.jpg
Daniel Campbell
Liquid heroin
Blake Phillips
She look like michael jackson
Landon Sanders
a little bit of arm fuzz is sexy
reminds of girls from high school
Carter King
who bothers compiling this shit
Isaac Diaz
it's the result of mexicans taking our jobs
Sebastian Hernandez
she's amazing in bed
today.com
Blake Bennett
James Campbell
Julian Lopez
>annasophia robb RIP
SHOULD HAVE BEEN CAPTAIN MARVEL!!!FACT!!!
Elijah Hill
Domp it.
Ryder Kelly
True Lies is James Camerons best kino
Wyatt Gomez
Checked.
>Her Architect should be commended for the way he implemented the grand plan.
Justin Anderson
Olivia Munn is a whore who sucked and fucked anyone she could to get attention and though that by dropping The Predator into shit by revealing that one of Shane Black's friends was a sex offender, she'd get a lot of publicity and instead it made her into a fucking rat who could have made herself a hero if she quietly told the studio about the situation and let them handle it. But NOOOOOO, she just wanted some fast attention and now her career is dead!!!FACT!!!
Charles Stewart
JESUS FUCK MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jace Lopez
confirmed my ass.
Hot for a chubby and you can see would still be smoking hot milf if she hit the gym
Jackson Edwards
All women's careers should be dead.
Come home momma, a fulfilling life raising daddy's baby is waiting.
Bentley Davis
shes so cute
Jeremiah Gonzalez
don't forget about Dan
Ethan Cooper
Eat her anus out on camera.
Isaac Morris
Where is she now? She deserves an Oscar for this role.
Austin Price
She literally wouldn't give you the time of day, just like 99% of women.
Juan Lee
That girl was always going to turn out ugly. Youth protects flaws.
Cooper Richardson
didnt this chick got passed around at a party once cause she was so fucked up
Levi Martinez
We all saw it coming.
Brody Cox
It's called "retirement".
He's worth 75 million bucks. He only works when he feels like it and 10 meters away from his starbucks coffee and his personal masseuse.
Christian Sanders
Ryder Cooper
seek help
Jose Reed
>Thinking she's not a 10.
>Posting some photoshoot picture as comparison.
Rofl, have sex.
Mason Allen
She was pretty good in The Act. She'll get more work.
Christian Wright
He looks painfully average, like the kind of guy you'd meet at a bar in Wisconsin and never remember even though he was trying his best to impress you. I hope he loves her to make up for it.
Nathan Nelson
seething /pol/troons mostly
Michael Hill
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA
Carson Lee
Yes, but at what cost? The memories of Dan's disgustingly fat body overwhelming her and suffocating her as he moves half an inch in and out of her then young body. The noises he'd make as he tried to catch his breath as his man boobs alone have enough weight to pin her frail thing prepubescent body down were deafening.
And in the end, she'd be left laying on the bed with a few sad spurts of semen on her belly, but to Dan, those were great marks for his territory as he claimed her pussy, and more importantly, her innocence.
I'd take a shitty one-room apartment over being Dan's pet.
Zachary Phillips
Caleb Lopez
I just want to make tiny werewolf children with her.
Matthew Price
What photos?
Joseph Mitchell
>that loose pants jiggle
Austin King
How could you look at this face in the mirror and not even try to shave yourself? Would shaving your face as a woman be like admitting that you're hairy? Would they rather pretend the fuzz isn't there?
As a guy not only do I shave every day but I start shaving my ears if they get too furry. How do you let it get this bad?
Colton Collins
yep, if you knew what to look for it was clear. she was a ticking time bomb.
Caleb Watson
>Dat ass
flatt and as lukewarm as a soda left in direct sunlight for 4 days
Brody Stewart
>make a shit ton of money from spidermeme
>coast in pseudo-retirement the rest of your life
sounds pretty good senpai
Parker Nelson
She directs movies for children now.
James Campbell
what story
Dominic Diaz
Isaac Bailey
I want to rub whiskers with her.
Easton Sullivan
x-ray?
Nathaniel Wilson
Cooper Allen
Not sure if Freddie's career is dead because it was never alive
Colton Perry
Fed to hollywood producers at a young age by her parents. That would fuck anyone up.
Jacob Bailey
His carrer wasn't dead
Adrian Bailey
Fake eye and fake tits, but I'll still breed.
Elijah Scott
sick bastards, delet this
Justin Foster
Donations to his local church
Angel Hughes
she used that as a stepping stool to get more roles. I remember watching Attack of the Show one night and she said something along the lines of, "I'm doing this in hopes I can get more roles out of it." I really couldn't believe she said that out loud on the show. It was pretty much saying she didn't care enough.
Ian Perry
Dead career? Just make a podcast! Everyone is doing it!
Daniel Cooper
your mum
Ayden Hill
WHATES HERE NAME
Oliver Watson
Not photos. She went on Instagram live and was acting weird as fuck saying how she doesn't want to feel anything or some shit like that. She was high out of her mind. I screen recorded a few minutes of her, but idk if it's worth posting.
Luke White
you have shit taste mate
Christopher Miller
Whatever the fuck he wants
Matthew Garcia
Checked.
Imagine petting that cute peach fuzz with one hand, the other grabbing her ass while she snuggles up in your lap. I bet it would have a calming effect. Probably would lower your heart rate and promote the release of oxytocin.
Andrew Powell
>takes sweater off in the first 3 seconds
what a whore
Robert Barnes
everyone knew attack of the show was a pile of crap. she wasnt wrong to say that
Blake Myers
Remember when everyone was speculating she'd be "the Britney Spears of acting"? It reeks of irony because Britney's gotten over a couple dozen roles in the past three years.
William Wood
damn underrated
Nicholas Perez
This ain't a fucking game bitch!
Wyatt Cook
Dan would have been jealous
Christian Gomez
Name one childhood star that didn't crash hard in her 20s.
John Roberts
When since are you this based bro?
Adrian Hughes
user, George Harrison is dead.
Asher Harris
JCon
Jason Jones
kek
Dylan Brooks
Bleach
Isaiah Williams
Bitch showed everyone her asshole and then cut her tits off.
Angel Flores
You're confusing JCon and Christina Ricci.
Asher Torres
pic
Jason Perez
man killing her was a blast, can't wait for the next one but I gotta lay low for a little bit
Robert Gomez
what a fucking slut I'm glad Mirand remains pure
Carter Lewis
do it faggot
Chase Barnes
Hershlag
>tfw no cute suicidal gf
Blake Gonzalez
Miranda in college taking massive quantities of dick you retard
Jack Bailey
Cope
Jonathan Sullivan
so by your logic, if she liquidates all of her assets, she's a 20 something year old millionaire. whoa what a failure amirite guys?
Ian Anderson
Dirty Dan got to her first. Haven’t you seen her kid
Owen Sullivan
FUCK YOU SHE’S TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD FUCKYOUFUCKYOU
Connor Nguyen
seething
William Walker
>implying she had a career
even when she was on icarly she didn't have a career
Angel Brown
Hunter White
he knows what's good i guess, why work hard for decades if you don't have to.
Connor Cooper
quick rundown?
Ryan Price
sauce
Hunter Davis
Christopher Harris
shed be fucked with stubble. personally I think its cute
Isaiah Walker
Hannah Montana
Jonathan Rivera
youtube.com
ok which of you just threw this together?
Chase Baker
Hudson Morales
a 32 year old iCarly writer who statutory raped her
Christian Barnes
dilate
Carson Price
Evan Bell
I think shes using his hand to wipe her nose
Nicholas Jackson
this x1000
Oliver Foster
This is giving me a boner.