Hey! Uh, you're on MY time

Hey! Uh, you're on MY time.

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i loathe this neurotic insecure kike. he's got the quintessential jew shtick reminiscent of rdj, where he hides his narcissism and insecurity behind rapid quips and specious witticism

>getting put down

She was wet as the niagara falls

I dunno bros, I kinda like this chap.

That interview makes me want to punch him in the semitic schnoz

based

do people who talk fast even think about what they're saying before they say things

i start talking fast when im nervous, like during public speaking, and i often end up in situations where im in the middle of a sentence and realize i dont know how to end it so i just babble and trail off. then later i realize i have 0 idea what i was saying

>tfw people tell me i look just like him but im not jewish
Why couldnt i have just been jewish instead of looking just like 1. Then i could have used its nepotism to succeed

How do they do it?

You can always convert.

I talk slow and on purpose like an autist 90% of the time

10% I get comfortable and talk a bit faster and it feels like I'm living on the edge and may fuck up any moment. I literaly think
>holy shit I don't know what's the next word that's gonna come out of my mouth
while doing this

I also don't really think vocally and am fluent in three languages so a lot of the time accidentally phrase things in weird ways which makes it hard for me to get my point across

I also have trouble remembering names

Just fuck my communication and social skills up

Yowza

wtf was his problem? she was hella cute
if he didn't tap that after then he's double gay

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Look at Sweden.

I force myself to talk slowly and deliberately to avoid getting fucked like you describe

some of the things he said were pretty funny and good banter, but "you're on my time" was the most stuck up cunt thing ever

One of the best tips I ever got about presentations (at school/college/work) i that there's nothing wrong with pausing. You don't need to uhm and ah when you're gathering your thoughts, it's perfectly fine to have a pause up to 3 seconds or so without breaking the flow of the presentation

Andy Sandberg is such a revolting guy

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I got that advice once but my problem is I think too slowly and end up pausing for too long. I can't implement it correctly.

the hummingbrib project is cool

Sometimes you need to put women in their place and assert your dominance.

That guy is fucking ugly

Surprisingly good actor though. Yeah sure he relies on his meme giant mouth too much for comedy but holy fuck he really embodies every role he's in
It's a presentation, you should already have practiced what to say beforehand. Pauses are just about remembering what you practiced

It's all available in this handy dandy guide.
youtube.com/watch?v=SBXL2WbARa4

yea he's only married to the greatest woman who ever lived

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>that qt in the background
damn I should join an orchestra

Oh, I meant in general conversation.

newsoms music sucks and shes a 6/10

>andy sambergs sloppy seconds

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Well I can't help you there other than tell you not to think about stuff too much I guess
70% of conversation is miscommunications and clarifications, that's fine and normal

Well, um, you're the Carrot Top of interviewers.

But why does he keep getting roles like social network, superman and now you see me and thats my boy?

i wish i could pilpul as quickly and well as this guy, honestly jelly

And I wish /pol/ would leave.

huh? what does le /pol/ bogeyman have to do with this

Pilpul is a /pol/ term. And "le /pol/ bogeyman" is something only /pol/tards say.

this

Pilpul is a Hebrew word.

And? Pol peeps are obsessed with hebrews

>Pol
I want summerfags to leave

there's a fucking buzzfeed article on pilpul you paranoid moron, it refers to a general rhetoric technique. also, le /pol/ bogeyman is entirely warranted when you see /pol/ around every corner and under your bed

nice taste, not!

I do the same. Used to have a podcast and did a few presentations, so I had to deliberately slow myself down in order to control intonation, rythm and ideas better. Don't feel bad about it

i fucking hated him as lex luther. lex is supposed to be calm, cool and sophisticated. he literally played him like an autistic sperglord that can't even give a fucking speech or look people in the eyes while talking to them

mah Black balls is in yo FACE hymie

He also played him with hair which I thought was the most grievous sin. Hopefully they fix his characterization next time he appears.

He was Lex Luthor jr

I think it depends where their mind is at. Sometimes you get in the zone where you can talk fast and feel confident about everything you’re saying. To improvise this way i think is a skill you have to hone over time.

>reading cuckfeed articles

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with juice you luice

kek

how do I deal with my narcissism and insecurity without being insufferable?

you literally can't

yes i can