Just be yourself and sperg out in a bagel store, bro

Who are these people?

Imagine being just the right height to motorboat a woman constantly

I'm from Toronto and there was a guy here who got famous in a viral video that had to do with some hockey player. In 2016 I see my girlfriend at the time (now ex) taking Snaps with him at a Toronto club. Weeks later her friend rats her out and tells me they fucked. He was this grungy fat Arab dude. Her friend even told me she ate out his asshole. I was contemplating marrying this girl.

Never trust women.

Lanklet cope

Yeah, she want me to beat it
(Ayy)
She like "Bagel don't leave yet"
(Ayy)

Women are NOT human.

kek

Smells like lox
Covered in cream
Chicks take cocks
When you’re a meme

I was gonna say that at least her friend had some decency in her for telling you but then I realized she probably did it out of spite. She was just jealous that it wasn't her who got to eat that "famous" ass.

Just get attention on the internet, bro

Based

What did he mean by this?

youtu.be/W9DuxhGp2Dg?t=4047

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Can confirm. Nobody gave a shit about me until I landed a small acting gig a while back. Suddenly the hoes emerged from the woodwork. Really made me think.

I would've watched this, but that studio is quite insufferable now.

Actually really cool dude

Means nothing. None of these women fucked him.

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o and a was replaced by this shit

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>- Television & Film

cuck stories are gettiing better now.

Based. I'm glad she left your sad ass.

>Jim Norton & Sam Roberts

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>tfw they have finally learned
based

>manlet rage lol pathetic sit down haha
so this was a lanklet freak tactic all along, and manlet violence actually is attractive to the ladies. based

>What do niggers and slinkys have in common?
>They're both useless and it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs

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I couldnt believe when he said that and jim norton had to pretend not to laugh. Pure kino. Where has this guys spent the last 10 years where he thinks you can make a racial joke in current year?!

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They're such shitty interviewers and they were such assholes to him

This

Beta faggot. Should've gotten her to eat you out too

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>she ate out his asshole
Goddamn that's hot. Should've married her.

Looks like Big Suze

This. Would use it as blackmail and make her eat my ass constantly.

Did she ever eat your ass user

Goddamn I want my ass eaten so bad.

She's hot

Time stamp ?

>i wanna fuck as many as i can
>what am I gonna do, be syllabus?!

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American education

>yeah you don't need to be syllabus

Is being a syllabus(celbate) the same as being volcel?

1:07:45

Imagine not being a volsyll in 2019

is there more to this story? I wanna read more

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what the fuck does this guy even have to complain about. he's extroverted, college educated, had gfs and wives, is funny. the fact that he thinks he's somehow downtrodden simply because of his height when aspie shut ins who can barely string a word sentence together when talking to their own family like me exist

Holy shit what a madlad

>me when a lanklet gets in my shit

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he had a whole youtube channel where he did similar things and freaked out at people in public hoping to go viral and he finally did it, it's all an act to get e-famous

I want your honest opinions bros. Do you think she's hot?
If this bimbo with 30 pounds of makeup came up to you, would you wanna fuck her?

Sounds like it worked out in your favor. White women get washed up extremely quick.

Being disrespected in public over your appearance.
Anybody would grow tired of that

I'd be worried she was a prostitute

women disrespect the appearance of 70% of men though

Sam is so fucking ugly
it's unbelieveble

Well women have no self respect let alone respect for men. Also, they hate other women too, so there's that.

You gotta admit -- his salt and pepper is pretty good.

Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.

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Human nature a thing of beauty

Now that I know this I want to fight this midge

>Human nature a thing of beauty
So are these digits.

busted face

>taking photos with ppl implies youre fucking them...

There never was.

I wonder if Time is an incel based on how much it hates women

This dude could start doing stand up, he is gonna be very famous, calling it

somebody needs to stomp this midge out

An absolute truth. Women really only pay attention to you if there's a status/money sign shining above your head. If there's none - you're invisible to them. If the same EXACT version of you suddenly acquires status/money - the same exact women who saw you as weird/creepy just yesterday will change their mind immediately and treat you like a new person. It's soul-wrenching but this is the ultimate truth - women are barely human and thus don't appreciate human traits. they value things and superficial signs, not actual people.

There's some good news in this I guess - no matter how ugly or manlet or whatever you are, if you find a way to get famous/rich - chicks would start to dig you. So there's always hope. Just not for a fully human relationship.

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THIS. Why the fuck are some faggots on Yea Forums hailing this cunt as some kind of champion when his angry manlet ass should be wiped from the genepool

Thank fuck someone else thought this too.

they look related

same nose

youse lookz like my fadaz

why are you lying on the internet faggot?

Playing a body on daytime tv doesn't count, user

Life is pain.

Just a sprinkle of e-fame gets you that?

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Fuck jim norton and Fuck sam roberts. Whatley posse

They had the balls to watermark a meme as old as time?

FUCK it's not fair

Isn't that icebae?

Jonah hill is a fat fuck though. The dude on OP isn't that fat.

Are you sure he was actually standing?

are you pretending Jonah's gf in that pic isn't a qt?

He looks like a fucking hutt lmao

I'm saying no matter how famous you are this gold diggers are still gonna ditch your ass if you are ugly/fat as fuck.

Jesus Christ that ugly ginger fuck baiting this hard. You just know that the short guy could lay him out in an instant and completely embarrass him yet he keeps his cool.

The amount of insideous nastiness that people are allowed to get away with in the name of liberalism is bull shit. They saw somebody getting angry, who couldn't possibly have experienced hostility or discrimination as he's part of the prestigious "white male" clan, and they saw a mere claim of sexism, and they took carte blanche to bully the guy.

LOL. Only one way to learn that my friend. My condolences

There are plenty of normal guys with good personalities in relationships with women love and are supportive of them. The game/money route is a last ditch effort for men who are so wretched at their core that they could never maintain a relationship otherwise. Look at the shit you just wrote, dude. That permeates your entire being. No wonder you're alone.

He didn't think it was OK, they were the ones in charge of the show and they baited him into it before chastising him afterwords. He should've smacked the shit out of both of them honestly.

If this was a porno, I'd watch it.

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Jonah looks awful whether fat or fit. At least he doesn't have to worry about money for the most part.

get out thot