This is your daughter for today.
Sound of Music
cute
>having a daughter in 2001+18
Why wouldn't you want a wholesome, chaste daughter?
how could a chaste daughter pleasure me?
>*hits pipe*
By letting you brush her hair and buy her pretty dresses.
when you think about it there is literally nothing wrong with having a daughter and having her start a family with a strong white man and securing another generation for your family and your people. the real cucked thing is destroying your entire civilization and handing the smoking ruins over to brown people because you're a shut in loser
>still no 4K HDR release from their 70mm restoration yet
Almost as frustrating as waiting for True Lies on Blu-ray.
BUT YOU DREAM, Yea Forums
What would a modern remake be like Yea Forums? What time period would they set it in if they plan to change it?
>Make Captain Von Trapp black
>He gets into a fist fight on abbey roof top with local Nazi Commander
>Maria is Castizo Mexican
>She has a dark past and doesn't trust men
>Kids are adopted
>Still takes place in 1930s Austria because no one knows history anymore
I was gonna say 'she looks a bit old to me mine' but then I realised how old I am and now I'm depressed so fuck you.
She's sixteen. People just looked older back then.
Seems like she fucks Hitlerjugend
Especially when the actress was 23 at the time
"You are sixteen going on seventeen. You need someone older and wiser, telling you what to do."
Imagine being Cristopher Plummer and getting introduced to this 23 year old qt who is supposed to play your daughter.
>tfw no wholesome qt3.14 devout christian nazi-fleeing gf
>not having a daughter so you can *have* a daughter
>>tfw no wholesome qt3.14 devout christian nazi-joining gf
based