Have you ever shouted out loud in the movie theatre to try and gain some laughs?
>Watching the first Spiderman with Tobey Maguire way back in 2002
>He's just discovered his powers and climbs up the wall
>Just as he jumps from rooftop to rooftop I shout out "More like Peter Parkour!"
>nobody laughed
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>Theater used to play this intro song where the singer would go "wehrenberg... wehrenberg THEATERS"
It was pretty stupid and I mocked it once shouting "WEHRENBERG" in a retard voice and everyone laughed.
It's in cedar rapids and I've Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis there once when I was 18. It's not called wehrenberg anymore so they don't play that gay ass song
More like Cedar Crapids
BASED AND IRREVOCABLY REDPILLED
Hid a bluetooth speaker in my theatre during a showing of endgame and played audio clips of spoilers being read out before they happened.
I yelled out "Sneed!" during a screening of the Simpsons Movie and everyone started cheering and a QT redhead who was a complete stranger started sucking me off.
>Have you ever shouted out loud in the movie theatre
No.
t. not a bobblehead
I said “that’s gotta hurt” at that Hindenburg movie
That's too funny to be true
>Watching The shape of water with my mom
>we've been arguing lately
>i ask for the keys to the car
>she makes a scene
>i burst into treats.
>mfw
>i burst into treats.
i jumped out of my chair and shouted "KINO!" when kylo cut snoke in half with rey's lightsaber
god that was so fucking epic. im getting shivers right now just remembering
I've done this.
>watching black panther
>King T'chala fighting MBJ in the powerplant
>I scream out, "this nigga finna bout to get dabbed on"
>raucous laughter from all the blacks in the theater
>hear "you 'aight white boi" from one of the black guys
>catch some black qt whispering "he cute" to her friend
Based.
>age rating for movie comes on screen
>say loudly to my friend his gf has to leave
>people actually laugh
>friend slumps down in his chair
>"You lie like a bitch white boi. If you woulda interrupted Black Panther, I woulda shanked your honkey ass and fucked yo girl. Ya dig?"
They had a "Shh... No Talking" prompt before a movie once and my Dad turned to the chatty kids behind us and goes "Shh... no talking."
Maybe you had to be there, but we laughed our asses off.
I did this, however I used the hard R instead of the soft AH, and ended up blacking out and waking up in a hospital about 2 weeks later. Somehow I had severe head trauma, and my asshole hurt like I've never felt before.
jealous friend gets cunny
it's actually pretty fun to watch horror movies with black people because they are always spazzing out
t. nigger
kek they do that in my country too, not even a burger
>go see Looper with dad
>theater shows commercials before showtime
>the state farm commercial with the black agent and the sensitive hot guy with a dark side comes on
>at the end of the commercial the black agent tells the hot guy "hey dark side, get your feet off the car"
>dad loudly says "who's that nigger calling dark side?"
>hear a few chuckles
Nash?
top kek
based dad
>things that never happened
LGTSS
>episode 3
>sheev does that 960 from prone
>i yell "OH SHIT"
>everyone starts laughing
>i can't hear/see the rest of the movie because a fag usher comes in and starts telling people laughing and talking to leave and everyone is standing up
I dont doubt it happened. My dad's done crazier/more hilarious shit.
>avengers endgame opening night
>movies starting, enter theatre
>yell "IRON MAN AND BLACKWIDOW DIE"
>leave and go watch Shazam
>mfw
> go to horror movie
> Girls keep screaming at the jump scenes
> Next jump scene i just start screaming and go for a good 3 minutes
> No one made a peep for the rest of the movie.
Hilarious
>ask to be kissed
>not ruining the fucking mood
BASED
parkour wasn't a "thing" back then zoomer
ur smart
>The Room screening
>end of the movie, Tommy just shot himself in the face
>shout: no, Logan Paul, stop filming
Got a laugh out of mate.
zoomers only interact with people online. Irl they stand around on their phones. They don’t know how to talk outside of electronic communications.
ur smart
By the end of the dark knight rises I was getting so annoyed with the compound dumbness that I when they went over the bridge in the back of a semi with a giant chunk of metal and the 50 year old man in the back jumps out I muttered “what the fuck?”.
When it got to the scene where the lady in the office asks JGL’s character his name, it was so obvious I said aloud, “Tim Drake” and when he said “Robin” I said “Nolan thinks we’re fucking idiots.”
I heard some murmurs of agreement. Walking out after I heard some people talking about how bad it was.
Not everyone has an anti-suave autistvoice.
nobody call him a hothead it's what he wants
The opening is the only part of the movie I now enjoy. At the time in the theater I remember thinking about how odd it was.
Yes. The original "Clash of the Titans." I was twelve. When Perseus emerged from the Temple of the Gorgons and held up Medusa's bagged head, I yelled:
>"ALL RIGHT BOYS! NOW LET'S GET KRAKEN!"
I got actual applause.
kek
probably explains why nobody laughed
How about this one?
>2002
>”parkour”
I don’t believe it
this happened. i was there. reincarnation
>late but has enough time to perfectly smear cream cheese on the slicd of bread, take a pic, type up his silly story then post it
Why do people make shit up like that? Social media really was a mistake
No, I've never done this.
Looking back at my life, I don't think I've lived.
>jumpscare about to happen
>announce it to the entire theater
Once (more like said loudly) and I think it got a small chuckle, not sure.
Probably doesn't translate well (UK) but during a capeshit trailer when one of the heros said some shit like "we need your help" I said "to get sky fibre" like you'd hear in the advets. Sky fibre is some UK broadband provider.
>rich actor starts talking about being depressed
>loudly call him out on his bullshit and walk out of the auditorium
wow what trick was Robin about to do?
Not him but IIRC he started yelling randomly and turned it into a headscarf of some sort. He we through a variety of accents while doing it and all the college kids laughed. It might be on youtube still
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>>In the theater, watching Final Destination
>>Scene where some chick is showing a dude a statue she made.
>>Girl says, "This [Statue] reminds me of you"
>> I shouted something like "Yea, tall and hard!"
>> Made a few people chuckle.
I like how autists such as yourself have crafted these very nuanced stories to give yourself some sort of escapist outlet. It's cute
I clapped alone when Thanos died.
That was awkwardly hilarious.