What's #1000 going to be?

you never had an ass to begin with

Hopefully a D.W. Griffith box set, as a symbol of going full circle and returning to the original auteur and giving many of his features an HD release for the first time.

Otherwise, probably some politically topical Progressive™ choice.

They're releasing all of Flo's commercials on blu-ray?!

Plague Dogs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, the state of "clever" and "intelligent" sóyboys.

Freddie Got Fingered

great wit sure showed me

MacGruber

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This would be great, but they won't do it

hopefully werckmeister harmonies or something else by bela tarr, i'd take tarkovsky's the mirror too

All this speculation and watch it end up being some obscure, gay-ass shit from Abbas Kiarostami or Yorgos Lanthimos or whatever the fuck

Linkara's Atop the Fourth Wall Movies plus "Please let the ads play" as an extra

this or plan 9

based

Sneed

Season 11 episode 5

Eclipse Box Set: "The Glory Days of Channel Awesome"
>Nostalgia Critic Presents: Suburban Knights
>Nostalgia Critic Presents: Kickassia
>Nostalgia Critic Presents: To Boldly Flee
>Atop the Fourth Wall: the Movie
>The Angry Video Game Nerd: The Motion Picture
>(bonus) Exclusive documentary on the ill-fated Spoony Movie, narrated by Werner Herzog
>Retrospective essay by Paul Latza

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Friday

The Avengers

Armageddon is part of the fucking criterion collection. Let that sink in

I'd order that and then immediately get the worst buyer's remorse ever

so is breakfast club, menace 2 society, boyhood, dazed and confused, election and a bunch of other fucking garbage.

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

based

bases

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Kung Pow

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Only one of the most influential and important films of all time

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Prolly this

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Edison Kinetoscopic Record of a Sneeze (1894) hopefully

actualities > narratives
always and forever

This with brand new behind-the-scenes documentaries and unseen footage

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Freaks (1932)

fun fact: criterion is a company like any other, and while they do important work restoring and distributing important arthouse cinema, they need money to do that, and so they need to release normie shit to make that money.

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>Election
>Bad
What the fuck?

never said it was. still just a teen movie. same with breakfast club and rushmore.

You said it was "fucking garbage", dumbass

Wes Anderson is exactly the kind of shit to get into Criterion though.

boku no pico

>dazed and confused
>not great
shut the fuck up you tasteless drone

griffithfag is that you?

armageddon is prime hollywood. it has a lot of emotions etc etc

ah-bloo-bloo

this

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shut the fucking up redditor nostalgiafag

It better be something of Griffith's

Uhhh... Okay, "prime Hollywood" isn't exactly a criteria because most of the films in the collection are not Hollywood

If it were, I'd prefer it be Broken Blossoms.

i know. but i think Bay really does a great job with "blockbusters" when was the last time you watched a film of his?

I like what said, as many of his films haven't gotten HD remasters

Godzilla boxset, the reason todays news release was delayed is because it needs to be aligned with Toho's panel at comiccon

Please be this, it's annoying how there's no good way to get all the physical versions of Godzilla movies.

The only movie that deserves it

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you got me good

Memes aside is Nolan Memento's part of Criterion Collection yet?

>100 Years of Olympic Films: 1912–2012 was 900
im guessing 1000 is gonna be just as gay

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I thought this board loved Riefenstahl?

no but this one is...
criterion.com/films/28030-following

>woman
>good director
pick one. people here only care about her because she made films for the nazis

>people here only care about her because she made films for the nazis
do some research pal

I just saw a blu ray box set of like 10 Toho Zilla movies the other day at fucking Wal-Mart. They're not OOP or anything.

Triumph of the Will sucks

what about the opening of Olympia? where she is comparing greek gods to athletic humans?

I'd probably be something super left-field. Honestly I could see The Room or another culturally important film being released.

It would never happen but honestly if they diversified and offered a bunch of classic art installations in VR I would be so happy. There is so much expanded cinema that people miss because they don't live with 8 roommates in Brooklyn.

The #1000 spine would also be a good opportunity to partner with archival companies and expand their online presence with the criterion channel, though I don't see that happening

>what about the opening of Olympia?
haven't seen it
>where she is comparing greek gods to athletic humans?
sounds gay

humph. mr ignorant. Olympia is about the 1936 summer olympics
youtube.com/watch?v=10JDA8SvwX8
watch this. its a rammstein song that uses a lot of Riefenstahl's cinematography from Olympia in their "official video"

It's ok but nothing special

>i don't like it + popular = fucking garbage
ok user

thats it. ive had enough of you. meet me out side of the tower of london so we can fight. is the weekend good enough for you?

i heard the whole michael richards blow up got this film
>puts on shades
blacklisted
>YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

UHF did get a nice Shout Factory blu ray transfer the other year

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based retard, I'm not even going to give you examples. wallow in your distaste

that would be fucking amazing
I'm truly hoping it's the Godzilla box set, though

it's not going to be all of them, just the Showa movies

>people actually think it's gonna be a single release of some faggy wes anderson movie and not some box set
i hope its godzilla just to make the pseudes seethe

first part is goopy romanticism
she's good at crowd movement like at 2:04, something I noticed while watching Triumph.
please give me examples. I'd like to be proven wrong.

It's gotta be. If they can shill a free to watch movie like Night of the Living Dead, they can shill the most important one.