*rolls into the classroom*

lord of the flies.

>It's not turning on! Sorry class another time maybe

Yep. Also 12 Angry Men.

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>substitute teacher says your name wrong when doing attendance
>everyone calls you the wrong name for the rest of the year
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING RUINED MY LIFE

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mustve watched saving private ryan at least 20 times

never once was able to finish the whole thing

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I remember watching the raven or whatever that show was called here in canada. I remember enjoying it.

lmfao what. What fucking school did you go to

it was stretched over ~4 years of HS

lots of history classes

*Changes channel*

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yeah, list of movies i watched in their entirety in HS:
>Amistad
>Glory
>Selena
>Stand and Deliver
>Triumph of the Will (jewish teacher but was based and praised it as genius)
>There Will be Blood
>Schindler's List
>Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
>The Gods must be Crazy
>The Mission
>A Man for All Seasons
Probably a few im forgetting and a bunch of docs obviously

Oi, you got a loicense for that post?

>Glory

my nigga

>Triumph of the Will (jewish teacher but was based and praised it as genius)
That actually sounds epic. He was probably self-loathing like Bobby Fischer.

I went to a catholic school
we watched passion of the christ
twice
do you know how traumatizing that is?
a lot

>Miracle of life

what will zoomers remember about growing up, besides modern warfare 2?

>teacher decides to send all kids home crying

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>there will be blood
Kek

>all those brits suckling at the teat of American entertainment media

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>bald kid in my class with some skin condition
>has special permission to wear baseball cap in school
>substitute teacher comes in and tells him he can't wear a hat in class
>that look of regret on her face when she sees his gross veiny alien head
happened with like 5 different substitute teachers

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BILL BILL BILL BILL

lots of the stuff we got was from Australia for some reason

We watched this in middle school and all the kids were laughing when the Nazis killed the dad. Our teacher was really upset and I felt bad because I was one of the only ones who liked the movie.

this shit was true childhood education kino

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>Forced to watch the rollecoaster scene in the holocaust class

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>pan flute intensifies
youtube.com/watch?v=Uwarhzl76D8

Based Gladiator during Latin class at the end of the year

how old where those children and how many ended up cerieal killers

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australia used to put out a lot of government funded kids shows in the 90s, pretty sure canada did the same in the early 00s

this one too
youtube.com/watch?v=bp-ICI-9gXs

>Teacher plays the Romeo and Juliette movie with the boobs

Back in 07 my math teacher brought one of these in with a dvd player. DVD player had bluetooth. My buddy decided to pair the dvd player with his cell phone. He starts playing some lesbian porn and turns the volume up to almost max. Teacher freaks out and doesn't know how to turn it off. Everyones laughing at her. She unplugs the TV and stares at everyone. Everyone stops laughing. She walks out of the classroom. 30 minutes pass and she's not back yet. 10 more minutes pass and class ends. Never saw her again.

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I remember we watched Michael Jackson Thriller once and all the girl started crying because it was to scary

>07
>DVD player has bluetooth
>pair the DVD player with his cell phone
>play video via bluetooth in 2007
please tell me this is a pasta I just got baited by

We watched gladiator in history class after we got done with a standardized exam.

ours did but during the booby scenes he would stand in front of the tv with his jacket held open

>It's fucking Finding Nemo for the third goddamn time

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>I went to a catholic school
Are the girls there really whores? My friend dated a girl from catholic school and he said she was down for assplay the moments they started dating.

LMAO

lucky euros

>class parent day
>parents come over to tell people about their jobs
>Dad gets a pencil against his head wich triggers a Vietnam flashback infront of class
damnit dad why did you have to embarras me like that

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idk, I'm on Yea Forums remember?
KHV all up in this bitch

>ctrl-f
>no October Sky
I swear I watched that movie like 5 times between 6th and 9th grade.

Yeah, at least once a week in my high school.

>trust me kids this movie is not only fun, but we will learn something of protecting our enviroment!

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hehe i always sat on the bump on the bench and i would get so hard i almost came in assembly god i love being gay

you got me

How the FUCK has nobody posted this Classroom Kino yet?

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most of us watched the version with the under age ties

When we had a substitute we'd usually watch a movie, Bill Nye was a favorite show. Once we got to watch 12 Angry Men to learn about the legal system

this movie unironically scared me when I was a kid

yeah, im thinking its kino

MODS!

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yeah we learned all about the pharisees and the zealots and the sadducee
cunts, the lot of them
Paul is the true savior

Jesus fucking kike propaganda. This country needs a cleansing.

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At least he got triumph of the will

>the land before time starts playing

>watching OJ Simpson being declared NOT GUILTY in school

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>2nd tower hits

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>5th grade teacher gets a message
>quietly nods and turns on the Yea Forums
>9/11 live with people jumping to their deaths
no kino will surpass it

I was in 5th grade and they didn't tell us during the day. Teachers however were acting really, really weird. I didn't find out until I got home and my dad was home early which tipped me off that something went down for sure. Walked inside and my parents were watching the news on the couch. Weird day.

AP English teacher had edited all the nudity out of Romeo and Juliet and 1984.

when I came home from 3rd grade I asked what action movie was on tv because everyone was ignoring me and my dad yelled at me
fucking prick

hell yeah art attack was the shit.

>16mm documentary
certified fresh, esp. with that pleasant 50's announcer voice

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ah yes I too remember joining the Knights Watch, gods I was strong

>free day
just watch television and play boardgames at school
>go home for lunch

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>that one kid that actually asked ''is it a negro''
the teacher expelled him and he got all pissed because she wouldnt explain why

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What's that British tv show with the pilot episode about how without electricity the city is a trap? It ends up about agriculture and how we're completely dependent on technology. The narrator is Attenborough-tier.

>do.... they..... look like a fucking retard?
>no
>*flips down all the flaps*

i hope this is bait friend

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Sharky and George had a funky ass intro youtube.com/watch?v=oAuFXMKNi6w

>8th grade "science" teacher would just put on an episode of Mythbusters every single day
>Occasionally showed us powerpoints of "epic fails" and dumb shit he'd found on Memebase
>Got fired after his first year when standardized test scores were abysmally low because he literally didn't teach

One of my teachers was fresh out of college and let us watch Shrek at least twenty times that year - this was like 15 years ago.

based and kekpilled

every MLK Day had to watch this garbage
>lets bring Martin back to our time! surely this won't have any effect on the present!
>civil rights movement never happened
>the present is now post-apocalyptic
good to know the rest of the blacks were too lazy to stick up for human rights without Dr. King around

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We watched it in my catholic school in freshman year in america in 1994

I took Mythology class in 7th grade and my teacher was based as fuck. Played so much fucking kino.

Its also hypnosis an conditioning to make more wagies. School is where the slaves go to learn how to work for money so the money can work for the elite.

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NINE
WEEEEU WEEEEUU WEU
ELEVEN

Not just Americans, but Canadians too. Seeing the TV brought in to watch a movie or documentary was always a relief.

Don't joke around. I wouldn't be surprised if modern school kids in San Francisco or some other leftist run shithole have to watch that.

ah-bloo-bloo

lmao what the fuck,thats genius

I really cant say for any of these because I did not like watching tv till I was fat and had given up.

>The Matrix plays.
>Kooky teacher tells us that this is how world really is.

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We had Channel 1 beamed into every classroom every morning. We'd sneak in a universal remote and do the search thing and turn the tv on, which made a high pitch whine that only the prepubescent could hear whenever turned on and no signal was going to it. Legitimately made a teacher retire over having to turn off the tv every few moments because of autismo screeching.

She was obviously greenpilled

>now pay attention
>we're having a test on it afterwards
Ah fuck

couldn't they just unplug the tv

Yeah this was the real buzzkill.

we had a dedicated film class in my school
>casablanca
>once upon a time in america
>the searchers
>a fish called wanda
>bulworth
>the wind that shakes the barley
>north by northwest
>probably one or two more i don't remember
in another class:
>american history x

Bruh

>Someone puts paper clips in each blade and throws at you

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>history class in BR
>national movie about colonization times
>qt brown native girl trying to rape young portuguese conquistador for most of the movie

j-just like my japanise animes!

Who's the gilf?

Teacher was female and couldnt reach it, students weren't allowed to touch it, except for AV nerds

Did you watch ">>A fish called Wanda" during black history month?

what did he mean by this

>playing physical copies in class
based

I was in 4th grade and the principle came in and told the class "a plane hit the world trade center" none of my friends or myself even knew what the wtc was and we just joked about it at lunch thinking some guy flew a small plane into it or something

>There Will be Blood
classic

girls everywhere are whores
(except the LDS church, join today)

R e n t f r e e

I had a history teacher that just had us watch Band of Brothers and The Pacific in place of a month of curriculum. It was great.

magic, magic E

>the weird kid in primary school brings in a horror movie to watch on toy day

>tfw the troublemaker brought a laser pointer to class and pointed it at the screen

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>whole class begging teacher to skip the bear and eagle scenes

Ahhh the holocaust

>had a casio remote control watch and set it to work on the school tv
>no one could figure out why the tv kept turning off

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I remember when my teacher rolled it in while she wore a sleeveless turtleneck.
Gave me my first fetish.

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Did your talmudvision feature a "do not play anything religious" sticker on it? I always thought that was weird.

Growing up in the 80s it was honey I shrunk the kids EVERY GOD DAMN TIME

>the school showed a video in assembly of a recent famine in some shithole country
>a handful of kids got sent to the headmaster's office for laughing

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>two images
>not one single magic key book
dreadful

The only movie I saw in school was an abortion documentary :(

>abortion documentary
the fuck. we watched video of a woman giving birth instead

I was born in 97 and I relate with all of these

Even with him it happened anyways

>BILL BILL BILL BILL

In my day they only made the girls watch that filth.

BASED
I'm watching this later now

We have progressed since then. Now only foreigners commit themselves to the filth of childbirth.

they should have done the same at my school really
the boys just laughed and made jokes and the girls weren't too thrilled

It was very sad bc they killed the baby piece by piece

>*SQUAWK* PLEASE STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
>Oh, Canada, our home and native land. True patriot love in all our sons command...
>PLEASE REMAIN STANDING FOR THE LORDS PRAYER
>Our Father, which art in heaven, Hallowed by thy Name...
God I miss the 90's.

Candy sticks were like eating pure cavities. Also think it was a low key strategy to get kids into smoking.

we had that one movie with the guy being crushed by rocks because he wouldnt say he was a witch amd it was shut off because black chicks wouldnt stop laughing at the part where the guy being hanged was cut short in saying the lords prayer the one people say right before bed

all i remember was being forced to watch cloudy with a chance of meatballs over and over because thats all the school had. they fucking bought movies from the pawn shop fucking scammers. Take tuition money just so they can pocket it and give us shit movies.

i remember when we had to watch one about some aussie woman dying of aids

No wonder you're a bunch of squinty eyed commies now

Because we pray to the Lord?

I've seen the following in school:
Warriors, Taxi Driver, The Maltese Falcon, The big Lebowski, once upon a time in america, Mad Max (1979), Lethal Weapon, Psycho

There's an entire house of them

the first time i watched watership down was in school
now parents complain about it being shown on tele every easter

>no dragonball marathon

Do you not in whatever country you're from? We watched tv in Japanese schools too.

kek

>two kids have the same name, let's say bob
>when the teacher did roll call theyd say
Bob
>bob would say which one

THE ONE WITH THE LAST NAME THAT STARTS WITH A LETTER CLOSEST TO LETTER A ITS ALPHABETICAL ORDER JFC

I graduated hs almost 10 years ago and that still rustles my jimmies

>user, pay attention. You need to learn this. You're not always going to have a computer in front of you you know.
...

we watched ace ventura in primary school
obviously the blowjob scene and einhorn having balls flew over our heads

>Also think it was a low key strategy to get kids into smoking.
>low key
It was pretty blatant

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candy_cigarette

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> Raises paw

Who else here was an Audio Visual Aid in school? Great excuse to get out of class and fuck around for the period.

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> Me on the right, hiding my erection with a film can.

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They have/had these in Canada too, it was like a blessing from God seeing one of these roll in

> Hello ladies, said the spider to the fly.

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>Glory

I probably watched this at least five times in high school. That and October Sky

>last day of the school year
>didn't have to wear uniform and spent all day watching simpsons or going to other class rooms to watch other films
remember also watching zoro and the lost boys on that day

only to distract us after the latest school shooting

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rent free

don't play on the railways tracks you daft cunts
youtube.com/watch?v=WxXDw3WOGQs

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>that scene where he walks back in time knowing he has to die in order to free his people
absolute kino

>get hit in the head
>there's a bump
>wear hat so no one notices
> no hats in class user
> but ms teacher I got a bump on my head
>.teacher forces me to go to nurses office and comeback with an ice pack that draws more attention

80% chance of Remember the Titans
19% chance of Apollo 13
1% other

Slap S1-4 of Nu who and your golden

What brings so many British people to Yea Forums?

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Senior year of high school we watched Frozen at least 6 times during/after exams, and in Psych we watched House on a regular basis.

Sometimes if we're lucky.

>Q: why bongs do thing?
A: loicence

Why do bongs exist?

loicence

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Kys rent free nigger

calm down incel this is why you had no friends in school