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>"So I was Trumping today about Trump..."
>*audience laughs on cue*
>"Haha, I know, right? Trump went and Trump'd on Trump last weekend where he committed acts of Trump."
>*audience laughs again*
>"If I could Trump for every Trump that two scoops into Trump, I'd Trump and Trump until the next Trump"
>*audience applause*
>"My name is Steven Colbert and I need psychological help."
>*band plays him off*

>political late night host talks a lot about the president
>HURRRR RENT FREE HAHAHA STUPID LIBTARDS MAGA

What do you think it'll be like when Biden wins? What will they talk about? They opened the box and they can't just close it now.

>political late night host

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>no one can make fun of our silly fat president
why not?

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The Late Show was never political besides a couple jokes every month or so until that dipstick was brought on.

Anyone can joke about him, but it's well past the point of excess. He spends an entire ten minutes every episode complaining about the man, jumping on the bandwagon people have been raving about since he started running for office in '99 / '00. It's low-hanging fruit with no substance.

The ice cream scoops, Dahnald.

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seriously, with a president and an election like that, how could they talk about anything else? just look how the election changed most Yea Forums boards.

>making fun of drumpf by making funny jokes and dabbing on rightoids
based and redpilled
>making fun of drumpf by actively shilling for fascistic organizations like the FBI
cringe and bluepilled

>rightoids
lmao is this the new asian incel meme from reddit

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no scoops?!

jesus christ
so glad I quit watching late night
colbert once had an ant scientist on the report
look at him now

Yeah sounds like bullshit

>colbert walks on stage
>audience on the edge of their seat, some begin preemptively passing out from excitement
>colbert smirks
>so....Trump this week, I mean...really?
>at once - a cacophony of shrieks and laughter of immeasurable magnitude erupts from the crowd
>colbert chuckles to himself and then points at the camera
>i mean c'mon people - im looking at you, white males
>all the women in the audience immediately begin twerking on the one black guy in the bleachers until the vibrations begin superheating his body to neutron star level temperatures
>the camera zooms in on colberts face
>seriously, do you not realize what year it is?
>the tidal forces resulting from the combination of applause, laughter, and tribal dancing starts to alter the very fabric of time itself
>colberts face begins to bend and contort until it loses any resemblance to its original figure
>the universe as we know it rips and vanishes into sheer darkness, leaving only one cardboard sign from the audience floating indefinitely within the endless abyss
>"it was her turn"

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no i just invented that word off the cuff because i'm a fucking meme genius

>Maga people triggered
I am SHOCKED

TWO SCOOPS

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Will Colbert ever get his two scoops of ice-cream?

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