Cast the reboot

milk truck

there can be only one

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this

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based lovely lilith poster

She could go back to her goth phase

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kill yourself dumbfuck

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Mixed with her ever growing size

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>67 years old
>still looks hot as fuck
how is this possible?

why reboot?

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Eva Green.

im just gunna go ahead and save this masterpiece of a webm

Christina Hendricks or Hannah Minx, or even Larkin Love

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plastic surgery and photoshop

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god I love Larkin

Unironically Daddario.

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Was she de blondie though cop woman in the Police Academy movies?

i want her to arrest my dick in her mouth and tits

elvira isn't fat though

Although shes not a real actor she would be perfect for the role.

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I LOVE HUGE FAT TITS!!!!!!!!

i do too
also
based

Have you seen her standing up?
That bitch is shaped like a melted candle. Fat as fuck with no ass. That's the worst combination.

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she's not fat, stop being a chubby chaser

lol wut?

based

Christina Hendricks isn't a natural redhead tho.

Kat isn't willing to be slutty enough.

Would a black Elvira be so objectionable as long as she had massive tits and ass on a skinny-thicc frame?

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search your feelings

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Will never forgive her for taking off the wig halfway through.

Unironically Idris Elba since he didn't get to be 007

Thread over

Were they real ?

Have you idiots ever watched anything with Elvira or Christina Hendricks in it? They have literally not one thing in common other than having big tits.

1. Christina is too fucking old.
2. Christina is too fucking fat.
3. Christina does not have the comedic chops to pull off Elvira, nor do I believe she would want to try.

Cassandra Peterson was 30 when she started as Elvira. Christina Hendricks is 44.

If anyone would be a new Elvira it would be a lesser-known comedian or comedic actress in their late 20s to very early 30s with a quick, sharp wit and a saucy attitude. Big boobs would be nice but are a secondary. And it's not like Elvira's were that massive to begin with. At least not compared to someone like Hendricks.

>you know who
??

literally read his post

reading is for fags

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>52 replies
>a single daddario
What the hell is wrong with you all?

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see he just didnt post a pic so stop your bitching

Nice reading comprehension, faggot.

don't think elvira could sue anyone seeing as she ripped off vampira

look very close

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>only post with pics count towards what i was crying about

probably some post-breast cancer spic chick. we cant have good things

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Literally nothing about her suited for Elvira other than tits.

>>a single daddario
>a single
>single

she looks demonic enough to pass

people like to post their own girls user

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an insecure chick could never be elvira. elvira knows shes a slut, but she wants to be the best slut

i miss her lads

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I literally need bigs tits and only big tits to be happy

I do too user.
>ywn have a big titty weeb gf who teaches you Japanese

Venti is pretty much the current day equivalent, adapting the humor and show format for zoomer tastes.

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fat pig

The real trick to what made Hannah so appealing is the knowledge that underneath the cutesy character the real Hannah Wagner was more of a sultry sexpot.

I love her mutt face. Something about it is cute to me.

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Before user posted there was only a single, i.e. one (1) post mentioning daddario. user is correct and you're attacking him because you misunderstood. You're in the wrong here.

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dilate

oh shit lol you nigs are correct thats mybad i thought i seen a "not" in the beginning of the sentence also im pretty stoned atm so that could be it too

Angie could not pull off the character. Or develop her own.

This.
/thread

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based and poppilled

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You don't know who this is, but this is actually who you want.

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kill yourselves numales

Need more pics for reference

muh dick

Can you stop being a brainlet for at least 30 seconds?

>UYUUUU UUU uhhh UHHHHH CAN YOU UHHH STOP BEIGN ABRAINLET!!!!!??????????? FOR LIKE DOOO SECONDSSSSSS
Get beheaded, narrow shouldered numale

It's Taeler Hendrix, a professional wrestler. She ticks off most boxes.

1. naturally pale
2. huge boobs
3. not afraid to slut it up
4. campy sense of humor
5. decent acting ability
6. would not try to "modernize" the character of Elvira

She is mostly retired from wrestling now, and this sort of thing would be a perfect gig for her.

She is quite insane btw. After all, she's a woman.

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not him but i knew who it was but i kept thinking taylor hendricks

Here she is years ago in a "poop in the pool" match in OVW.
youtu.be/WqXjqrwNuJQ

This shows she's willing to do that kind of humor that Elvira would need.

>all these women(female) in this thread.
It would be literally a drag queen. How is this even a question in the current year?

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Didn't she get raped by a gang of black guys in the summer of 1992?

Unironically great post, based.

honestly i'd say the only good way to do it would be to bring back everyone's favorite OG Elvira and introduce her niece, the new girl then have the old one become more of a background character
this could work

No but she was unironically sexually harassed by them. Everything she said about ROH is very likely to be true.

Thank you user

enlightened individual

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oof

indeed

Most overrated 7/10 ever

They should do a reality show where they Search for the Next Elvira.

jej

Pre-boob reduction Amy Anderssen.

She got a reduction?

I don't really follow porn stars, but at least I heard that was the case. I was curious if she was still making stuff since circus boobs are one of my favorite things and a casual google search turned up reduction and retirement, though I believe she still escorts. And I could be wrong anyway.

and vampira lost her own suit against her

Hannah and Dennings double trouble. Make it happen, /tv!

Fuck Zoomer Taste!

It's 2019 you racists. She is being played by this man dog and you will love it or you are on the wrong side of history!

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>no money in Vampira compared to Elvira
gee how could the lawyers do THAT?!

>posting a shop and people replying to a shop without shame
fucking disgusting current Yea Forums

Obviously but she has zero charisma and +10 boobage.

ah-bloo-bloo

I just want more movies with pale, big tiddy goth grills.

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i would quite enjoy raping her

I would drink her bath water

I like this idea

nah, she's a fat cow
get it right

Dilate

Based.

Shit tier cosplay.

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Haha what a chestlet lol

>Hannah Minx

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Either this or Kat Dennings.

Elvira isn't a demon though.

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Everyone is thinking of the tits but her personality wont match. Elvira was sarcastic but sexy and had dry humor. Elvira was cheeky. Flirty.
Nothing like this chick.

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How come she never got naked as elvira? With the wih and make up?
That shit would have sold millions and millions.
Was it her bosses? It makes no sense

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Too EZ

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No, that's Kevin Nash

The only choice fuckboys

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Hayley
Fucking
Atwell

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>Elvira attended a horror convention and, during a panel discussion, asked the gathering of her hardcore fans whether she should pose for Playboy. They almost unanimously said no, claiming that it would ruin the mystique. Despite being ready and willing -- and even starting to work herself back into shape, post-baby -- she listened to their advice. Hefner was disappointed, and Peterson claims that, to this day, he refers to her as "the girl who got away."

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pls stop censoring I want to see elvira's pusy hair

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I think its time for a Trans person to take the role in this day and age.

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I wish i could kill those fucking faggots. I knew horror fans were retarded and had bad taste. But i never knew they were all homos
For fucks sake. . Where was this retarded audience. Holy fucking shit. Im so fucking furious
FUCKING ASSHOLES. FUCK

Have you seen that dude recently? Trannies hit the wall way harder than any woman.

i think bailey still looks fine
especially after since losing a bit of weight

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GET THE FUCK OUT AND TAKE YOUR NIGGERS WITH YOU

Saucer?

Just search 'Cassandra Peterson nudes' she has lots of them.

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Bless your heart

Blacks can love horror too

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>she has lots of them
Liar... she had one photo shoot with around a dozen pics

honka honka

That audience was probably all women...

Kek what a bitch

It's in the works.

to be honest, it's sarina who has gone full clown

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NIGGERS CAN'T BE GOTH
PALENESS IS THE SEXIEST PART OF GOTHS

fucck she thicc

NOOOOOOOO!!!

Ben Shapiro's sister.

She was the most beautiful tranny ever
Why she fucked herself like this?
What the fuck is her problem?

No.

>trusting trannies to not eventually become sacks of mashed potatoes
Remember, 40%

Goth is just a state of mind.

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Don't tempt me with Jungle Fever, Jordan Peele.

If only she would come out of retirement...

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It's a fashion trend above all else, and pale skin is one of the main parts of it.

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stop appropriating white culture please

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Pale skin is just a small part of it. Dark clothing, horror themes and embracing the music scene is more important.

If anything black goths, specially the black goth girls are very brave since they are openly rejecting their black ghetto culture and turning their backs on hip hop and rejecting hood culture.
They are rejecting their community and family stuff

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>They are rejecting their community and family stuff
>implying white kids didnt also do that
fuck off nigger

>calls me nigger
> makes incoherent post

Explain yourself. What did white kids do

seriously? no white parent supports their kid being goth, emo, punk or whatever.

sarina just didn't know when to stop and ended up fucking herself up with injections. almost died having ass injections

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What a disgusting goblin creature. I just want to toss it into the incinerator

But it is not as frowned upon as a black girl going goth. Or as dangerous.
Blacks are very attached to their culture and their family culture. Im not saying whites arent, but blacks will even defend murderers and thieves in their family or their hood just because of how attached they feel. They will even help a criminal escape if they know him ( no snitching)
Insult one black guy out of a group of friends and the entire group beats you up.
Someone from their hood could be selling crack to kids and the community wont snitch
Same with rap and hip hop. If your friends like jay z, you have to like it too. Its very tribal. You must love rap if you are black

Imagine in this kind of community, a bpack girl rejecting EVERYTHING about it... some of them wanna kill you for it.

White kids rebel too but people dont wanna stab them for it

>almost died having ass injections
That's exactly why i am baffled by it. I remember her posts begging for money for doctors and her twitter videos where she cried about her butt silicone killing her. How she regretted the injections and how she wished she never did it.
Then goes and fucks up her face...

the most saddest one is siena grance who had her penis inverted and now shits from a hole in her stomach

grace*

*sslllrrrrrpppp*
*SMACK*
FWAAAaaaaah

Kat has the willingness to make constant jokes about her boobs. Alexandra has done so, too, maybe not to the same extent but she does nail the look better than Kat. It's a coin toss imo.

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seething

Idris Elba

Diora Baird with dyed black hair/wig would have been fucking perfect

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muh pp

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>ywn be tom jones and pop her cherry

Subtle bump

As a man who hates the white washing of characters in general, I have zero problem with a hot nubian Elvira. Elvironda or some shit.

Peterson is still hot. No reboot, sequel.

Can I get that LUT?

My man of good taste...too bad pegs got a breast reduction. FFFFFFFFF

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wasn't it something about bad burn scars?

>tfw no fat fat tittied asian waifu
youtube.com/watch?v=5jx4dDPzfzM
m.youtube.com
/watch?v=5jx4dDPzfzM

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>that QT in yellow who's 5 sizes below all the others and wondering what she's doing here.
cute, CUTE!

Same

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Moo moo farm just arrive

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why is everything fucking black now. fuck you

why cant new elvira be Latina, fuck you

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Wut?
She came to mind almost immediately. Looks wise, yeah, but, she also kinda looks psycho. Elvira has a personality.

There's absolutely nothing insecure about that actress. She straight up does porn.

There are at least a couple of approved/licensed Elvira impersonators. They're pretty hot.

mfw she does nudes now

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who

Any good links?

nah didnt save em but i saw them here on Yea Forums

Things Jannys really dont like
when you expose them and Gookmoot for making reporting on blue boards a premium feature.
they must sure love the boards being flooded with cunny and BLACKED porn. He is literally just waiting there for me to post this. Because it fears the truth.why is he trying so hard to hide this? gets the old noggin joggin.

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I was going to say that Hannah minx girl she was a spot on lookalike don’t know what happened to her could be a fat pig now for all we know

im just spreading awareness, homo

lol why would you want a balding man to play Elvira? You fucking queer

>making reporting on blue boards a premium feature.

what???

>no name
y'all gay

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>few months ago
>started to be like that off n on
>now it never works
>only reported porn and CP
really gets the ol noggin joggin.

Larkin Love

What's her name?

Sip Ping Cum

Elizabeth Anne aka OhGeeLizzyP

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baste

Based

ELVIRA CAN NEVER BE REPLACED, END OF FUCKING STORY, OH AND WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET A REGION A RELEASE OF ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK WITH ALL OF THE EXTRAS ON THE REGION B ARROW RELEASE FOR FUCK SAKES?!? LAST YEAR WAS THE MOVIE'S 30TH AN I WAS EXPECTING A COMPANY LIKE SCREAM FACTORY TO GET IT OUT!!!FACT!!!

>Gal Gadot
they would unironically consider that ugly stick for the part, don't give them ideas

why would you take off the wig?

Preach

bump

Mammario has a zero ass and terrible hips

TYBasedAnon

she would have to be flat chested and black

you can't /thread your own post, user, so i'll do it for you, and ofc, this is the only non-bigoted choice( my pic is just for attention to the post)
/thread

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>what is playing a character
>what are actresses

Because wed never be able to fuckin understand her

based and tiddypilled

>Elvira was just a pair of big tits
You faggots have shit taste

Those guys probably think Peg Bundy was just a slampig

Absolutely vile.

bueno

>nipple piercings

Thanks for saying what everyone here feels, how stunning and brave of you

No. Elvira was pure soul. None of the souless roasties and ethots today have what it takes.

cope

>2019 reboot
Why would I want to watch a movie where Elvira has her cleavage covered up, "doesn't need no man", and starts spouting Democrat talking points?

Have you seen her "official" nudes? her tits look smaller now

>all women
>at a horror convention panel
>in the mid 90s

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her recent IRL streams this month show it's a total fakeout, she's stumpy and weird looking now.

When is the new Elvira pin coming out lads?

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Holy shit you think anyone gives a fuck about Elvirra for the comedic merit? Virgin.

Muh dick

They're not wrong. Do you know why e-thots and twitch girls don't just sell nudes and make a ton of money? Once you give up the goods, the mystery is gone. You can keep a lot more attention being scantily clad instead of just showing everything and being forgotten.

What does Elvira's daughter or granddaughter look like? I'd like to see if they would fit the role?

Fall/winter. November give or take a month. I wouldn't rule out an earlier roll out given the reaction to Stern's shitting the bed and putting out a home version of Star Wars.

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>October Rust

This bitch is fucking vile

too short

I can see it. Good call.
>6. would not try to "modernize" the character of Elvira
It's virtually impossible for actresses to resist the glory of being an alleged feminist icon. Goes to their head. Hopefully wouldn't with her.

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Alexandra has those piercing eyes that we need. A little "I am gonna meet your gaze. Nevermind, you're kind of intimidating, back to tits. Wait." And repeat. She's the only answer

I miss best succubus, lads

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Just no

hate that stupid fucking face