Sex scene and your parents walk in

just like you

wasn't my dad. and he wanted to let us know that "that's not real or what love is about" or some shit like that. i was a bit younger than i thought though i think

how the hell did that post trigger you normie?

Porn is terrible for your brain and how you see love/relationships. My dad tried to stop me too, but I succumbed to porn addiction in my teenage years anyway, and developed retarded fetishes that I've later excised. Many people on Yea Forums are porn-addicted with fried brains and dysfunctional perspectives on women/relationships. You should teach your kids about this when you have them. They probably won't listen, like most advice you'll give, but it's good to say nonetheless.
He was based for having the courage to step up and talk about such an uncomfortable thing.

God damn clip that dogs claws.
He is probably miserable.

>not locking your door when you watch movies
What is wrong with you?

I've noticed a trend where the director has this 5 minute sex scene where they talk about important bits of the story. Fuck that.

Go back fatty

>9 year old me
>vacation in Spain with parents
>get in room, parents switch channels all the time
>suddenly porn movie
>I specifically remember the scene very well: a woman sucking some dude’s dick, quite dark, some light source (fireplace) behind them
>mom screeches like a fucking banshee, throws shit everywhere in the room
>starts crying, holds my hands
>”A-user, this is... poopoo. It’s bad. It’s poopoo.”
>keeps crying
>dad laughs on the couch
>be scared and lock myself in the bathroom whenever my dad switches the hotel room’s tv

To this day I have never watched any porn. I have seen porn I have stumbled upon when coming here on Yea Forums but nothing more. There’s this eternal fear of hearing my mom screeching and throwing shit everywhere. She was terrifying.
I remember very well the year it happened because Harry Potter the Goblet of Fire was just released (novel) and I was reading it during this trip.

This is why dogs are the new s o y pet.

yeah, pretty cringe whenever i rewatch the early seasons of GoT

Thats a sneedin chucker

oh please niggas out here call cats kots as well

uh... wat

Why do retards think porn is bad and that it gives wrong impressions? You would have to watch paid commercial porn exclusively in order to get that idea, if you just watch 5 minute amateur videos on xvideos nothing like that will happen

Based. I have a memory of my mother seeing my internet history right after I discovered porn around 11 or 12. She called my dad into the room and I looked in the doorway, they were both looking at the porn I had been looking at and my mother was crying. That image and feeling is burned into my memory. I wanted to fucking die.

based

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I remember I was really scared someone would walk in on me when I watched rocky horror picture show

>go to movies with Dad
>film has a sex scene
>as we leave he loudly announces the sex scene was the best part

kot is the Russian word for cat you retard, people only use it because of Blini Kot

Underage detected

Do british people really talk like this?

You sound like an femanon I used to talk to.

Based and Redpilled.

>walk in on your parents having sex

>heck
>british
Your joke doesn't even make sense subhuman retard

She's honestly based.

dogs are redit inshaalah

>sex scene
Why?

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based
have sex

Based dad

what was in that search history?

FUCK OFF BACK TO TUMBLR

he lieks dem chimken nuggers

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based redditor
/tvpol/ SNEETHING

>sex scene and your mom walks in on you masturbating
>mommy helps you finish

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Based Stacy

Fucking
Arsehole
Gay
Gnigger
Ofaggot
Tfuck you son of a bitch

I visited my parents lately and their dog is so spoiled that it literally doesn't even feel shame or regret after it eats food it wasn't supposed to have.

have sex.

good post

seethe

sneed

Literally nobody :
user : Thats a heckin chonker.
>This is why you'll never fit in summerfag

they get off watching degenerate shit
it's not porn in general that makes them completely dysfunctional but their own degeneracy
probably latent homos most of the time that train themselves to get aroused by something unnatural eg. furries
nothing wrong with being gay, everything is wrong with repressing it

I'd have killed myself desu

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holy moly that is one floopy pupper!

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DOGGO ES CUTE

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>10 year old me
>figured out how to get internet on mom's flip phone
>google "anime girl nude" images
>safe search off after trial and error
>mom walks by
>I flinch back slightly and she notices
>desperately try to close the phone
>she's too quick and takes it
>sees a row of nude girls while I start crying from nervousness
>I blubber out an excuse that I wanted to see them for art
>but that all of a sudden it was naked bodies everywhere
>she reassuringly says she's not mad
>and that next time if I'm looking for anything online she can supervise to keep me safe
Don't know if she bought the excuse or not.

She absolutely did not buy it. Kids are retarded and anyone can see right through their attempts at obfuscation. Have you ever bought a kid's lie?

I WANNA SEX THAT SEXY SEXY DOG

cringe.

>being this new

I doubt you got hentai on a wap connection flip phone

you zoomer

based, but only because of all the anally anguished replies

people always baby talk animals

she is a literal psychopath

based

this tb quite h

fucking cringe

What does this mean and why are the nerds mad?

I WANT TO RAPE ALICE
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

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Based

>RAPE
can't you find 100$ instead?

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>mom asks when am i going to give her a grandkid

>"never"
problem solved.

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She's flirting with you dude.

Kys bonbi poster

this is Yea Forums not /lgbt/ so stfu faggot.

Based

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>sis catches you jacking off

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Perfect bait.

/r/ greentext

It is reddit for "cute dog". People are mad because they actually enjoy taking the bait.

This is Yea Forums, not /r9k/

>Yea Forums triggered by doggos
another weapon to add to my arsenal

That's only if you let it become that for you.

oh and what movie or tv show is this thread about?

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GET THE FUCK BACK TO OUTER SPACE GAYNIGGER

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based

fpbp

When is she gonna pay the e-thot toll?

im fine with this fagspeak if its done by a woman. its cute. i want to fuck her as she uses this retard speak.

i would probably get bored of it after a while, but i want to fuck a girl speaking like this enough that i experience that, too.

If I speak like that will you fuck me bro?

You really know what gets the crowd going.

My queen.