The tweets that killed Yea Forums

Nowadays you can't even say Twitter opinions don't mean shit without some seething normalfag posting his shitty version of Quentin comics.

What is a movie which has an idiot saving the president, rich boy heroes, silent hero journey boy, fight fight fight and boats?
I would say Independence Day if you change boats for the spaceships

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The tweet about what movies boyfriends want to watch is patently ridiculous. The only thing I want my girlfriend to watch are David Lynch movies, because of the rape.

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>idiot saving the president,
one of those the ________ is falling movies?

> rich boy heroes,
Capeshit I guess,

> silent hero journey boy
BR2048 and Drive?

fight fight fight
Raid and Dredd

> boats
This one got me

>twin peaks
>all the rape happens offscreen

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somebody post the fucking paint edit already so we can have the same thread we've had 40 times already.

Im getting tired of this place.

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No but i mean all of those at same time.

You’ve never seen apartment complexes that open out into a covered hallway or open stairwell?

Try having sex and never posting again dumb frog faggot

No, don't encourage the Quentin imposter's autism.

mines not much better

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Top movies women want to watch
>Job v. Career; Dawn of Menopause
>Fight Fight Kiss Kiss
>Shopping spree feat. romantic comedy
>Getting respected at work 5, return of Chad
>ROAD TRIP!

Shut up nerd.

unironically want to see Boats

There is literally nothing wrong with boats.

>boats

They really just can't handle this kino, can they?

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what the fuck in going on in this webm?

have sex

stuff of the lynchian kind

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>watched with mom and sisters
>they didn't get them
Yea Forums was right for once

Aaaaaaaah!!!

>boats
gets me every time

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If you don't know what is boats you're a faggot

he meant all of those at one time and if you havent seen master and commander you're either gay or a woman and in either case you dont belong on this board.

There is unironically nothing wrong with that apartment.

>Boats
Based boyfriend desu

>not taxi driver for silent hero journey boy

Why are you so aggressive? Are you lashing out against others due to a traumatic childhood?

>showed girl master and commander
>thought it was good
I never thought I would make it this far

boys it's really so fucking good. women are so terrible, i feel sorry for them.

Women are borderline retards and no real man cares what they think.

Top Movies Roasties Want To Watch

Cock Carousel
I Am Ready To Settle Down Now
3 Bitchy Friends And An Orbiter
Girls Pretending To Be Funny At Work
I Am Not Like The Other Girls

Why do women ACTUALLY think they’re anything more than fuck toys for men?

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based all women are whores poster

unironically this

>boats
Master and Commander

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>caring about what holes think
Wahmen are just jealous that men can be satisfied with few material possessions.

Based baychad

>watched this with my wife on new year's
>she absolutely loved it
>recommended to my mom and dad
>they absolutely love it too
>recommended to my brother and his wife
>he loved it, she got bored and went to bed
Couldn't go 6/6 because my brother married a cunt. Why did this movie not break box office records??

>t. manbaby getting his dysphoria triggered

>not taxi driver for silent hero journey boy
But he goes out of his way to talk to lots of people.

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Women really live like this and see no issue

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holy shit

>blue checkmark

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imagine the smelle

3 steps away from chris-chans mother

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This, t. been inside a handful of female-owned rooms.

ye olde smelle?

the bathrooms are worse

Yes they are, t. shared bathroom with sister.

youtube.com/watch?v=SfGOOL6j_F8
pure kino.

>not watching shows that present rape in an unreal way because the real rape is happening offscreen in your own living room
It's like you don't even watch Lynch.

she died in 2007

Wait, have you only ever lived in commie bloc apartments? Most apartments have doors that open to the outside, unless you live in Chicago or NYC.

So is this better if you've seen the show, because it just killed what little interest I had

:^\

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If you don't like Lynch, you might enjoy the original run but you will certainly hate The Return. There's nothing wrong with that though

Joke's on you I have Bouguereau paintings on my walls.

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Boats is underrated while Silent Hero Journey Boy is overrated and actually an awful sequel to Silent Hero Journey Man.

They don't mature past 15

My apartment only has a recliner like that right now I couldn't fit my sofa through the door

M is not even a masculine film, you just have to have a notion of what germany was experiencing after the first world war.

Why are women so fucking retarded, lads?

hey there, Tex

>watched with a woman
>she loved it
>she didn't know why

trash

I pity you, roasties.
You're truly below me.

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What IS the issue? There isn't a couch with so many pillows you can't even sit on it?
No words painted on the wall like "love" and "dream"?

>french painting

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>films men watch presents the main characters with almost seemingly impossible odds that can also be overcome by embracing the human condition
>films women watch star a shirtless man kissing a below-average girl and them cuddling and talking about their feelings for three hours straight

She was just agreeing with you so you could like her more, retard chad.

Any of you lads know when Boats 3 comes out? Surely they cant leave it on a cliffhanger after Boats 2.

Whatever. Got laid anyways.

Movies i wanna watch
David lynch
David lynch
David lynch
David lynch
David lynch

Wtf how did she get in my apartment

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I still don't get the issue.

absolutely based

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its funny how apparently white boys are the sensitive ones but they cant stop bitching about them at all times

kween slay

>Girls Farting 2, starring Jessica Biel

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If a libtard accuses someone of something, it is always projection.

We have this thread literally every day.

This is literally the 2 minutes hate but for incels

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Because there isn't one. It's clean, manageable and everything is right where you want it to be.

Good job proving her right

How did that prove her right? They are both legitimate statements of fact.