*is never wrong*

*is never wrong*

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>implying

The time he jerked off on the doll that looks like his mom was definitely weird though.

Blabbing about Jerry getting a girl's number from an AIDS walk was wrong

Well he is a stand in for Larry David.

Also theres no way Larry David isn't an undiagnosed autist. It's just too fitting. He even has that bit about the lid toilet in Curb and loud dog in Seinfeld, and uncomfortable blankets. So he has hypersensitivity to sensory stimuli probably. Its where all his fucking humor about how weird society is comes from.

he was wrong about the moors

you dont take food out of the trash and eat it

its crawling with unsanitary germs

It was on a plate on the top.

It was on top of a clean doily on the top of the trash can. George was wrong because it had a bit taken out of it which is disgusting, the woman ultimately is in the wrong for wasting food

He double-dipped. Civilized men don't double-dip. And even if you think that you can make a case for double-dipping he shouldn't have insisted on it in this particular situation.

MOOPS

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OP here, I concede. He's *usually* not in the wrong, then

it was in the trash for an unspecified amouint of time. THe 5 second rule goes out the window if its landing point cannot be determined

he used the US postal service for illegal sexual solicitation

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Jerry too. Jerry said that he himself was probably on the spectrum of autistism and got in a lot of trouble

Five second rule means absolutely nothing
>"muh /pol/ boogeyman"

>Five second rule means absolutely nothing

fatty detected

>the Curb episode where he pretends to have Aspergers

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Not a fatty or even close, it matters what the type of food was (moist = bad, dry is usually fine) and whether it fell on a surface like tile or carpet. It's more a matter of not wasting food but regardless, picking food out of the garbage someone else ate is disgusting

ASTROTURF?

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Nothing wrong with double dipping. It's good to share some germs it builds up the immune system

Yeah and apparently you are too

Jews. Hate grass. Always have.

Reminder lawns were a stupid British fashion trend and nobody else is obsessed with this idea of having grass that can't live on its own as a status symbol

Nobody else as in non anglos

He ate garbage, senpai

imagine being this braindead

>has no argument

>needs an argument to understand why eating garbage is bad
imagine being this braindead

Things George did wrong:

1. Being a thirsty beta that treats women as gods (Jerry does this too to be fair)
2. Eating out of the garbage
3. Spilling Jerry's secrets because muh couples share everything
4. Double dipping

Things Larry did wrong:

1. Eating Oscar's frozen yogurt
2. Apologizing to people who didn't deserve apologizes
3. Telling Sammy to shut the fuck up (100% based and deserved but still)
"LE is a jew XD" aside I can't recall what else Larry did wrong

*has a baby dick*

He was in the pool

actually some magazines with a doily iirc

Punctuation gave me a kek