/lig/ Love Island General

Interesting.

Boys... how could he have done her bad?
But seriously, if Michael going back to liking Amber doesn't make you aware this whole shit is actually scripted then I don't know what will.

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>absolute state of the photo editing

Amber is unironically way fitter than that dead ting

Imagine resting your head on Amber's lap with her chebs lodged ontop of your head.

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where's 190

Seventeenth for Hayley a cute

CUTE

My friend, I think Amber is fit but not fitter than her.

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Losing interest in this season lads

Lost all respect for Michael. What a twat

>Michael wanting to get with Amber again
how much did ITV pay him?

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lose the trip faggot

Curtis is the CHAD of the villa

Feels way too fake.

I mean apparently even Chadam was bullied and blackmailed to steal someone's girl by producers last year.

Not kino.

Lost interest about six episodes ago. It’s such a fucking drag lad. We were spoilt by last year.

real chads never stop wanting to fuck their exes ..... or the exes freinds, sisters ... sometime their mums .... jesus i need a shag

ur mom

How pathetic do you have to be to unironically watch this shit.

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Greg needs to fix his nose

stop wasting digits on trips nigger

>Hooks up with India
>Forms the strongest power couple during the last week in the villa
>Continues to provide mad bants
>Comes from behind and wins the whole thing
>Ends up signing for the San Antonio Spurs

Name someone this year more based than Ovie "MESSAGE" Soko

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The new guy is very chivalrous isn’t he?

last year was only enjoyable for the first couple of weeks, it was shit by this point

It's just not the same without Lucie

S.C.R.I.P.T.E.D. L.A.D.S.

Go away manlet tears

>/lig/ Love Island General
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGRJRJFHCIDIIA
>15 posters
A HA HA HA HAHAHAHAH!!!,!;!;!!;!;!;!

you need help

>mom

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Not sure what could save it now. Even if they were all to break up feels like it would have been engineered by the producers

>"please be 6ft"
thank fuck i just make the cutoff or else this show would have fucked my self confidence

22 posters now, loser.

THAT'S LIMERICK CITEEEEEEH

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>tfw 6ft
how lucky did we get?

Good job we're all watching ironically then isn't it

>what do you look for in a man
>height
Every single time. I feel so bad for manlets.

wt we tinkin dis irish guys craik

>manlet

Everyone in this thread is a Deano.

Fuck off back to /got/ loser.

>ovie getting stuck with the downie
feel bad for him

Who said this

>“I’m doing my solicitor exams”
>“Oh so you wanna be a solicitor?”

Nah he’s just doing the exams for bants, dumb hoe

"Just under 5'11"
AHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH MANLET

have sex

Manlets on suicide watch

Callum

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kek, good stuff

Amber just said it lad, pay attention please.

Alri alri alri won’t be here long

Anyways

HES A FUCKING MANLET HAHAHAHAH

Ini haha I’m going out on the pull tonight oi oi

Based

his real height is 5'9, remember when they said Tommy was 6'2 haha

>coalburners

1in 5 pal

PSYONIC BEEEAAAAAMMM

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LMFAO

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so fun nay

bleh

>tfw i went to school with Greg in Limerick

He's a good boy lads

Harley is so fucking mundane bless her

Michael is a shortarse though

My man ovie wanting to steal the better one off chris

Ovie saying its open season kek game over

i thank gandy everyday
though nowadays it's barely enough even with an above average face

i've been rejected by thots who on a night out tell me to my face they want someone taller, once girl also was suprised when i mentioned i was 6ft, she thought i was like 5'9"

tough times lads, i go out regularly with my 5'8 friend and he has massive problems with girls taking him seriously

>meet people organically
>love island

can someone explain to me this thing with british people and sausage rolls?

Greg gets it

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Fuck Chris
Ovie needs to take the less ugly one

Cucked and Blacked.

Beggars can't be choosers

>chris accepting he's gonna get cucked
The absolute state of white people

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obligatory

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jesus christ why are there yanks posting itt

That eye roll from amber

We love sausage rolls my friend

based corbyn, fuck kikes

>>under 6’
Back to the leprechaun pit with him

shes so cute bros

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amber is proving herself to be pretty unlikable in this date

For me. It’s Londonderry

DISGUSTING

Literally only from that angle

but user, it's 2019

Amber is so immature
it's all plastic

Her attitude towards him 180’d when she found out he was 5 foot 4

false

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Of course it's scirpted you moron. Geez.

P..people don't actually think this is real, right?

literally stop going for thots on nights out then. Theres other ways to get girls if you have abit of dosh.

nuthin better than a roll straight from the local greggs

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She found out he was a manlet and it was over

>based Corbyn
user...

Am I the only one who quickly mutes the 'NASTYGAL.COM' bit because it makes me cringe?

>scenes of a sexual nature
Oh boy

For me, it's Bellmullet

yes, I pull out my dick

this but unironically

I mute them all

The new blonde girl is ugly and hot at the same time

>only fancies black guys

wtf fran is so cute

Greg is nowhere near the 5’11 he claims lmao

What rugby player can gregg even play? like the little fella who gets it out the scrum and just kicks it?

AMBERS CHEBS

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WE BUILT THIS CITY ON SAUSAGE ROLLS

youtube.com/watch?v=3Mll9Oq6mbg

Greg looks inbred

>I'm almost 6 foot
>shorter than Michael
Hmmm

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>and hot
user, literally have sex. Or at least a tug

YES LAD

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based norfposter

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Any back

Shes physically ugly but gives that vibe that she'll suck you off on the back of a bus or in the pub toilet.

Hope he tells them what a gowl is

>he's nice

death sentence

>implying I don't ignore my gf from 9-10pm every day

Are we all going to ignore Greg claiming 5’11

Is Banton gone for good?

quite so
Did you suck his willy?

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RIP Anton

>the irish can take banter
they seethe 24/7 about anglos, maura chattin shite

Why has Anton left the villa?

Anton got syphilis

>"Dats war de Oirish can do"

Hate types like Maura who think everyone from a given country is the same. Some of the most miserable fucks I have ever met were Irishmen

>that look

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Anton is a sideman and I'm glad his annoying face is mostly out of sight now

>irish taking banter
oh dear

>tommy and molly

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lol

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it's irish to lie

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this, Irish are very much similar to us Iranians, they can give bants about others but the second you turn it around' we'll be SEETHING

Tfw nobody likes Harley

Little monkey fella

Shit couple.

If she got angry at me thered be no chance of bot popping a boner

she's hot for fucks sake

>Tom coulda shagged if he didn't open his dumb mouth

>curtis thumbing in a softie to attempt to placate maura
really committed to this not being gay act

Based curtis sticking it in there before the irish bloke takes maura

Molly is the biggest cow going honestly, can't trust the battle-axe faced slag

I agree but I can't explain why. Attainability?

Connacht = top bants

Ulster = shit bants

Munster = weird bants

Leinster = No bants

same bro i hates her i do, can tell she thinks shes gonna win aswell. sincerely hope she doesn't.

IMAGINE THE SMELL

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INDIA'S CHEBS

Harley looks like an aborted fetus

fucksake Curtis stop raping tommy

Alrite Karl

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>ywn smell her hair

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it's the 'get your cock out now' expressions she pulls

Curtis x Tommy is endgame

Shit bants is better than no bants. I'll take it.

Is it just me or do Europeans (in my experience Dutch, German, Belgians) have absolutely no banter?

Gregg really does look tiny

fucking kek

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you look worse!

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How can I find a nice girl lads?

I'm sick of slags, learnt my lesson after I had my dick leak like a broken pipe last time.

It smells like potatoes and guinness

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Good. I don't desire any of these women.

Would maybe clap their ass cheeks, but that's about it.

There are none

wait he fucked her?

I'm feeling these tanlines.

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Knew a swedish guy who had bantz but he was abit mental and half his banter was just throwing money around and drinks.

Stop trying to meet women on tinder or clubs/bars, only slags lurk there

lol, you went there...

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Attend church

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They have no concept of sarcasm.

like Ken hit her but her head didn't explode yet

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Having a cheeky wank to the missguided ad

don't tell me what i will and won't do

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oh shit

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Unironically on the internet.

Not sure where specifically. I met mine on bebo. 7 years together now.

Also some of my friend's met their's on myspace and Gary's mod. They're still together and have wholesome relationships.

Where do you suggest user? Dance class?

Tried that when I was younger, all I got was a wrinkly old cock in the confession booth

Where do you find non slags ?

*snaps fingers*

You are now under the covers with Curtis with him calling you a “naughty girl” can he physically overpower you and how do you escape?

Is there anything more dislikeable than the olay campaign at the moment?

Make friends with slags and get with their non-slag mates

her.ie/entertainment/anton-leaves-love-island-villa-temporarily-due-illness-473424

/ourguy/ has left temporarily

University

I kill myself by suffocating myself with a pillow

Only if i can have it with you big guy

you're spot on, Germans are the most weird, autistic people on the planet. Even German Chads are defensive and don't get irony or sarcasm

That co-op tranny ad lad. No contest.

the just eat ad

Big tune in the stream!

Only foreign students are non-slags

99% of English students are riddled

lol

this. Met my fiance there and glad I did because since I graduated I haven't spoken to a single educated, ambitious woman at work/gym/cafes etc. They exist solely within campuses

this also, the good thing is half of the students at unis aren't English.

Greg claiming 5’11 is the biggest travesty of our time

Close but the just eat ads with Iain in

Some actually good advice lad

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Truly fucked in this case then, just finished uni

So fucking ugly she actually looks like a neanderthal. Swear i seen her in natural history museum.

surely not bigger than the shrinking of the wagon wheel?

Depends what uni, I got 3 stds at the uni I went to

I had a Polish girlfriend while at uni in Essex.

Should have put a ring on it and had a wholesome Catholic life with her tbqh. Now I'm here wanking into a sock.

everyone is funny huh

do a masters then, cunt

Chris is literally /ourguy/

she's my fave unironically, think she is pretty and seems very genuine

Co-op tranny one wins it, followed by Just-Eat, and I'd say it's on an equal level to 'NASTYGAL.COM'

SAD

polands still there lad .... full of hotties. Go go go

francesca is cute end of

can't stand listening to trials and tribulations of irish people

Join a club. Get a hobby.

I had a Polish flatmate for a year and fancied the shit out of her. She used to fly back every year and send pure photos of churches and family meals. Shame she was mentally ill and got fat

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The way that girl in the nastygal ad eats that orange really bothers me

>Lip lickin
This is when I knew he was going into mack mode

booooooooooring

date of fucked up gums

>have you got a uniform
Nah he fights fires in his boxers you DUMB SLAG

she's attractive in a weird way, post all you want it's true. She clearly not fucking ugly. Fran is

same here mate, spent a grand total of 6 years at uni getting a masters degree, but only started getting my shit together socially in the last year. I finally lost my virginity and graduated but now i've left and all i have to show for 6 years at uni is a single one night stand with a 4/10

My grandfather cut more turf in a day
Than any other man on Toner’s bog.
Once I carried him milk in a bottle
Corked sloppily with paper. He straightened up
To drink it, then fell to right away
Nicking and slicing neatly, heaving sods
Over his shoulder, going down and down
For the good turf. Digging.

Peng

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What an achievement

Is it me or is maura a poor choice of date. greggs such a manlet. God maurs such a desparate a slag for male attention. fucking ovvie isnt even funny hes just tall, black and women find him attractive sp they laugh

This episode fucking sucks I'm having more fun shitposting on here, which is meant to be a side dish to the main course of watching the episode

AYYYYYY LMAO

I don't see how Ovie is funny

India has a personality

>Ovie isn't funny at all

kys

>university (not on a night out)
>sports club
>other social group/club e.g. dance, games
>library
>church
POWER GAP
>shops
>gym
POWER GAP
>hook up apps
>clubs/nights out involving alcohol

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is this a seamus heaney poem

brits think Big Narstie is funny

basically black person being loud = funny to them

how to pronounce pain aux chocolat

AMBER ABOUT TO GET POTATOED
>THE UTTER SHIRE OF MICHAEL
AMBER ABOUT TO GET POTATOED
>THE UTTER SHIRE OF MICHAEL
AMBER ABOUT TO GET POTATOED
>THE UTTER SHIRE OF MICHAEL
AMBER ABOUT TO GET POTATOED
>THE UTTER SHIRE OF MICHAEL
AMBER ABOUT TO GET POTATOED
>THE UTTER SHIRE OF MICHAEL

best place is your local highschool la

>6head

Why the fuck do white people with a family income of over 150,000 name their daughters india?

Well done user.
Now, in 1500 words or less, compare and contrast this with another poem.

Stacy in my office shagged him in Ibiza last week

Chris literally cucked by Ovie

Chris explaining the plight of the white man to Jordan

punished

>MFW I REALIZE INDIA IS THE MODEL I USED TO NUT OVER BACK IN THE DAY

Small world.

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all the people I know think he is an obnoxious cunt

Pan oh shock o la

panna shocko la

O V I D

>Ovie'd

Based

PURLAES TOUCHARD MABONBOM

Ovie is the type of guy that eats the white bits of a watermelon

India is unironically the pengest girl there

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Payne ox chocolate

them, Keeley Hazell and Lucy Pinder were the bulk of the wank bank on my old sony ericsson

Chris is growing on me, even though he is a discount Joe Gilgun

Yeah except Ovie isn't like that.

Please don't say he's that stereotype. He wouldn't be popular on this general if he were.

>Fran is ugly
kill self

trips of truth .... no one thinks big narstie is funny. apart from the middle of the road normie drones

The way it's supposed to be pronounced, don't bother with continentals and their faggy languages

>tfw don't go to church

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HARD

ANAL

why am i horny all the time lads

>RAF adverts now feature urban, blank women and appeal to this audience
This goddamn meme country fuck

>Got in shit for having a topless photo of Lucy Pinder as my background in school

Was a simpler time

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standing...

Lads lads who is the blonde girl on the sky mobile ad I need to know

she looks weird

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genetics / society

black Fuck

Kesha

>real human being

She objectively does not look weird

Lily James

All women are blank on the inside

190 pls come back to /lig/

CHRIS IS SO DESPARATE CRINGE CUNT.

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Yup, liking Chris. Plucky underdog is literally /ourguy/

Fuck off 190kg

fuck off chris

fuck off nonce cunt

>10 doesn't exist
never say this to a femoid
t. shagger

For me it’s licking the goats face

furry talk

said no one other than 190 without his tripcode

GET FUCKED NONCE

Turns out.... Little dolphin fella

>Chris trying to be funny to woo India

Looks like shes bogged herself a bit since her nuts days

Chris is the lad I identify the most with

I wanna smash her backdoors in.

Spilt plenty of seed over her back in the day.

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If one of us manleyts started acting like ovie no one would think we were funny or would give us respect

Narrator sounds like that twat from the last season of Taskmaster.

Sorry you're all normies, the presenter of CelebAbility

>ovie being a literal god

>Amber and Michael
turning off the channel

why is Chris so fucking based?

look at that thong lads

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Michael successfully gaslighted

>OVIE HILARIOUS
PLEASE BITCH

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fair play to the lad, playing his strengths

NO. MICHAEL NO.

Where have all this Ovie haters come from?

Please leave and have sex.

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You've been cucked by a 7 foot black man too?

curtis BTFOing irishlad

Am i the only one who cant tell the difference between the two lads with gerry curls?

>back in the day.
So how old is she now?
And how many gallons of spunk has she had inside her?

rooting for chris tb h

tits or gtfo

Check out micheal's tiny ears

28
She was a page 3 model in the sun and nuts from when she was 18, and I'm guessing pints on pints of semen

poor greg about to get steak sliced

Hello you cunt

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Hes the least normie/chad there so not surprised so many people here say that

congratulations Michael, you played yourself

o no no no no

>chris status: KEKED

OVIED

kek, oh the memories

PROPER BLACKED

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nice

RACISM all the white men getting cucked wtf is this?

Based Overies

BLACKEDRAW

Michael liking Amber again. Fuck me. How can someone still doubt this shit is fucking scripted? And it's written worse than GoT S8.

They all get fat

corrrrr

keith lemon is a prize twat

right .... good night /lig/gers (faggots)

>Ovied.com

All white women have special receptors in their vaginas that can only be activated by the negroid seed

>he wouldn't date his hot exes given the chance
baka

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bring back Lucie 4 Chris

(can't wake up)

He literally lamp post. He's retarded and says everything twice.
Silly voices are not funny

Saggy and small

fucking michael is gonna boost her ego even more

based

Guys... /ourgirl/ is crying

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>mad bants
>speaks in an American accent

He's shit

not that tall but yeah

Joanna isn't our girl

I'll slit your throat mate.

Michael a shit

she's fitter than Amber