Selling yourself on Cameo for $50

Is this guy a big stand up or is he just doing this to mock the losers on the site?

cameo takes a 25% cut too so he’s only making like $37 bucks on these.

It’s not even $50. Cameo takes like 25%

Think bigger user, we can raise $300 easy to get him to recite the Ballad of Vinny the Kid

It's one of those things agents force you to do

Both.

talentless hack

he's italian though

Be honest. Would you off yourself it if came to this?

I’d off myself on Cameo.

>Tom Felton
Wtf? Did he waste all those HP money?

>get paid to say random shit into my phone
based capitalism

>buy some time with chris hansen
>get him to say something supportive of your endeavors
>edited it down and save it to your phone
>talk to cunny online
>turn up at the HvP house
>when Hansen asks you to take a seat, humor him
>during the talk, pull out your phone and show him the video of him in support of your actions
>walk out of house a free man without a bush tackling you to the ground

How much for nudes?

JOOSTed

youtube.com/watch?v=gKJZq2SMVM0

It's free on her twitter

Are people here STILL triggered by this guy just because he helped put degenerates behind bars?

Italians are the jews of Italy

JOOST

But it's not personalized for me

they took my buybieeeeee

cameo.com/v/5cd893622fd4ff014767c049

I just want to come on her neck. NEEIGH NEEEIGGGH

>buy MGSV
or
>request Joosten saying something

Yes

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What? No way!

Both are a waste of resources.
I'd rather fap to that horsefucking animation of quiet

cunny is love
cunny is life

OH NONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cameo.com/alwaysallisyn

Warwick Davis is too good for the website huh? Fucking midge

imagine having to realize your worth is that low

USING WAY TOO MANY NAPKINS

>actress: hmmm idk
>i can't wait to show my dad

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i can throw $100 for this. we need somebody with a YT or a well known stream. nobody would believe my channel was legit.

I want to fuck this crazy Asian.

Imagine spending that much, he's also the most expensive by quite a bit

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I wish anyone would pay me 50$ for saying shit.

It's the easiest way to make money ever

how long does it take to press record, read the message, and submit it? less than a minute?

do five of those and it's $250 for literally nothing

why wouldn't you do it?

I'll take the half sister

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contact him and ask if bruce jenner can make a cameo too

I think I'll buy somebody to do a shout out for Yea Forums, what should I make them say? Something similar to this?
youtu.be/QG_tkxZZMkk

Lads, for $50 how much time do I get to have him as my puppet?

I am seriously considering it and will take suggestions.

Buy Chris hansen and make him say
>Its enough Yea Forums, no more cunny thread

I wish Alex Jones was on the site

If someone is actually going to go through with paying someone to shout out Yea Forums have it be Drake Bell or one of the Pawn Stars guys

Like 5 minute

First they recast you then you're force for this

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>Drake Bell
to pay this debt

jesus christ he's literally just working for whiskey money at this point

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I liked this bitches videos until I realised I couldn't actually stomach 30 minute surgery videos after throwing up a few times. It's a shame, I love the content, but at the same time, I don't want to throw up because my brain is retarded and thinks I've been poisoned if I see a bit of blood.

>Are people here STILL triggered by this guy just because he helped put degenerates behind bars?
yes and the sad thing about it is the reasoning. Most that are mad are not in fact pedophiles, but rather they're just mad that they "missed out" on teenage dating and in the back of their mind they have an urge to still have sex with a 15/16/17 year old as if they can make up for it or some retarded logic.

Pawn star and make him say battletoad

>he

He's getting popular now. He hangs out with all the big guys, and was always pretty funny but always seemed to be missing something. He's a lot better when he's with another comedian, but he's been coming out on his own recently.

As for the site, agents make their clients do this. His agent probably told him and he's just making fun of it.

who the fuck would spend $1,000 on this literal who?

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'Legends'?! What the fuck.

I really want to fuck her face. Wouldn't bother with the rest of her.

Subtle, I laughed

Nicki Blonsky from Hairspray is on there for $30

but he's so talented. why haven't i heard of him?

Wait Yea Forums, isn't this an opportunity to get celebs to say our meme lines?
Can we crowdfund this?
If Hardy is on there, we can get bane lines.

she's good entertainment
youtube.com/watch?v=dVv6d-JORHI

He's funny in an ensemble cast. Dude shouldn't be charging more than $25 really.

We have to bring back Dark Matter
cameo.com/jodellemicah

Honest question why are so many people here seemingly obsessed with farting

this is the best deal right here

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What a hot milf, who is she?

OH NO NO NO NO

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The name is right there for you to Google so your
>lol she
joke doesn't work.

He's incredibly thin-skinned. If you say his name on Twitter he will namesearch and sic his idiot fans on you.
I would not be surprised if he's reading this thread right now

There's a surprising lack of porn stars on there. I guess they make more without having to fork over 25% on Insta doing the same thing.

will they say literally anything? what if you pay them to say one thing and they disagree and say the opposite? do you get your money back? can you sue them for slander if they say "user wanted me to support nazis i'm making this video to say he is scum unsubscribe now!"?

what's not to like?
webm.red/p5po.webm

This is sad as shit desu

I searched the "political" category to find her.

The commies were right about one thing. Capitalism turns everyone into a prostitute.

Someone get her to read her own tweets

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she looks like she fucks yellow guys

>implying pornstars need this stupid booking site to whore themselves out
this site is for whores that don't have anything to show off

they get the right to ignore requests

cameo.com/savymonroe

>plural
nah

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Dani is on there too for $50

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H, t i N B f t m H

How can it possibly be so cheap? What about gas, accommodation, etc.? How long do they work for? One hour? Several?

Do you think she would say JOI if I have her a script?

I'd fuck her

It's literally them reading what people tell them to say on their phone while recording. It costs 0 dollars and takes less than 5 minutes for 50 dollars.

Nah, he originally had the price for 200 or 300 but he changed it due to popular demand.

They record a 10 second video shout-out on their phone
That's it

cameo.com/lexi_rabe
$50
cameo.com/modelclementine
$15

>Hi, try inverting Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray
What did user mean by this?

>not being brappilled

BOGGED

Cameo takes like a 25% cut

>implying he doesn't have a dick and balls

Lexi isn't even cute

He was funny on Undateable

I always made fun of Joostfags but this feels wrong.

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You gotta respect the hustle.

Most posters on Yea Forums would lick a public toilet seat for $50 and they think they can mock someone for reading a few sentences.

cameo.com/laurenfillsup
mommy kino only for $15

>Most posters on Yea Forums would lick a public toilet seat for $50
Nice projection

cameo.com/annabellerogers

I have about 5,000 neetbucks saved up, what's the best celebrity I could book for a few nights

why are lefties so gay? why would you write a post this homosexual about your toilet seat fetish and then apply it to other posters here?

Who?

now i can finally have a joost gf

>has

>thinking that ayy lmao is mommy kino
THIS HERE is mommy kino
cameo.com/theavaaddams

You can get Krusty the Clown to deliver pizza to your house for $400.

That was the mid-90s though, might be a bit more now due to inflation.

have a free sample bros
mobile.twitter.com/NikkiBlonsky/status/1099620134245806080

Yea Forums should pay one of them to say something just like people have paid tyrone to say stupid shit over the years

cameo.com/ronjeremy
the man the legend Ron Jeremy

Paid Spenny to make a video for my sister not long ago. It was pure Spenny, even down to complaining about my request. Best 30 bucks I ever spent.

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Someone post the video of Brett Favre talking about the USS Liberty incident

So what exactly do I get if I book him for 200, does he jerk off or does he just show up and be himself or what.

you get a video of them reading your message. they don’t show up anywhere

yeah that's pretty goddamned stupid

yes it is

>that second one about fantasy football
also checked

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>You can get Krusty the Clown to deliver pizza to your house for $400.
wut how did that work?

Helio for 103 dollars is kinda underpriced arguably because a lot of people have weird wine aunts and old grandmas who love him since dancing with the stars. Just alerting people to that.

cameo.com/heliocastroneves

You can get the fucking Crypt Keeper lol
cameo.com/cryptkeeper

>cunni

The latter is unironically the better deal since the former ended up being garbage

Both of them give you about 15 seconds worth of enjoyment, so it's a tossup.

KEK

Decent standup, fags and trannies don't like him.

based throatfucker

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Do you think he would sing any of the Tex songs?

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BASED

This shit is retarded. Just watched a video of Stefanie Joosten talking some bullshit with her chipmunk-horse-face: embarassing.
Furthermore, it is truly ridiculous that people pay for acknowledgement from their idols. These messages are incinsere and a plain ruse to trick desperate individuals.
Fuck cameo
Fuck predatory schemes
Fuck plastic surgery

WTF I love cameo now?!?!

Is it on youtube?

cameo.com/normmacdonald
>$250
>all his videos are him rambling
BASED

based

it is a high tier fetish

absolutely disgusting

well split my dick and call me Caitlyn

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

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holy shit what happened to norm, he's really phoning it

I want her to extract my pores of winer.

does she offer any other services on this site?

Get her to read the braaap copypasta.

is this the new most pathetic trend for permavirgins to do ? I don't want to be left out this time !

undertale

You can't fool me, that's a man

It's probably has the best open world engine in existence.

A talking Gary Busey?
cameo.com/garybusey

can I get a quick rundown on what cameo is?

This much energy for nothing. Air didn't even escape my nostril slightly quicker.

She's trying to take credit for Bruce Jenner's accomplishments.

You pay for celebs to say shit and upload the video online.

>no

Cool.

HOLY SHIT DUDES

>cringe and NOT cunnypilled

cunny lands you in jail
makes Tyrone your new wife

YES, finally ! you're going down orange man wait till I get her to read these spicy memes

SNEED LOOKS LIKE THAT?

Pay her to read Trump speeches

Hahaha holy fucking shit user I'm dying ahahaha what the fuck ohohohoho top lel

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"I was lying. Donald Trump is an upstanding man and I attempted to smear him for political purposes."

based

Based Kojima prolapsed all of her holes and now doesn't take her calls

dear god that's sad

lel, pay him to shill some chairs
>Hello this is Chris Hansen. Why don't you take a seat? At Dick's Seating Emporium we offer a broad selection of chairs, stools, sofas and so much more!

I think this is why they censor people's names like Tr*tsky

You made me chortle

dumb smelly slut

GET GILBERT GOTTFRIED TO DO THE ENTIRE NANNETTE SPECIAL

I will spam this until it happens.

why doesnt /ourgirl/ get any work anymore? what went wrong?

Imagine paying them to dub the plane scene.

Someone get her to put a shoe on her head

who?

Why settle when a massive upgrade is only 5 bucks extra?
cameo.com/mindimink

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Can I make her say dirty things?

Im on cameo too....Im dirt cheap...

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you posted kojima. she fucked him and hideo.

Somebody pay this guy: cameo.com/rollingrog to say the n word

who is this?
is this the retarded emo guy that sold his soul to america got talent?

thank you for the entertainment

hmmm

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the kojima curse

you'll probably be able to hire her on eros soon enough

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jesus fuck who pays for this shit

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i really don't wanna know how they plan to make mr bubz wish people a happy birthday for cash

yea that's him

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What the hell? Just $100? Doesn't she have one of the most succesfull reality shows on TLC right now? Love her Youtube video tho.

no it's because he went after men who wanted to date someone 20 years younger than themselves, and then went and cheated on his wife with someone 30 years younger than he was

I'd pay Norm to talk about Sneed's Feed and Seed
or trick David Hayter to talk about Zionist conspiracy theories again

Again? Anyone have a link to the original?

youtube.com/watch?v=Hv2Ky6ohTzI
2 sec on yt

BLAPKINS

How is the market price determined on these rates? This is really cheap considering how known these people are

Based

Kojima pumped and dumped her, and she ran out of yakuza to fuck for gigs. She has no discernable talent other than being attractive, and girls like that are everywhere.

Just saw him explain this on the H3 podcast: originally had it set at $1000 but people still booked him so he had it set at $50k. Literally just a meme to poke fun at the ridiculousness of Cameo.

THEY ARE WHORES

Kojima is too much of a hoverhanding beta bitch to do that

but hideo isn't

Because we're niggers

I can't believe Bob Dylan got to fuck her

Top kek

kek

Who?

guy who created gaiaonline

Based Farve's was the best

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Spend enough time here and one day you might be intellectual enough to appreciate braps like the rest of us

How the fuck is this getting her so emotional?

Nigga what world do you live in where getting paid $60 dollars to talk into a phone for five minutes is "cheap"

Someone paid some hapa to congratulate "Eliat Rogers" or some shit, I got a kick out of that

Someone got him to say anti-Israel stuff, right?
That shit was hilarious

poor nicki blonsky from hairspray

Link?

dubs decides what i have her say

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>paying someone to lie
trumpshits are still mad LOL

could we pay her to make deep throat gagging sounds and braps? i really love bella and i hope shes doing good

let's go boys.

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imagine if you were loaded and forced the same person to create a video praising you literally every day of their life.

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orgasm noises

To:Bane
Happy Birthday big guy

IIRC there is some chad heart throb where his only customer is the same woman

failed. ask her to record her braps

yeah thats i kinda expected from this shit. it might be funny to do a dialogue between some of these actors, just write a ridiculous scene and pay each person to keep it going

You don't have to be loaded. There are people on there for $1.

>Hitler did nothing wrong.

The name's Janny. Lyle Janny.
And I come before you good posters tonight with a meme.
Probably the greatest-- Ah, it's not for you.
It's more of a Reddit meme.
Now wait just a minute.
We're twice as smart as the people of Reddit.
Just tell us your meme, and we'll force it!
All right.
I tell you what I'll do.
I'll show you my meme!
I give you the Yea Forums Feed & Seed!- [All Gasping] I've sold memes to Friendster, [s4s], and ytmnd and by gum, it put them on the map!
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine, bona fide
Fucked & sucked, Sneed-owned feed & seed
What'd I say?
Feed & Seed
What's it called?
Feed & Seed
That's right! Feed & Seed
Feed & Seed
Feed & Seed
Feed & Seed
I hear that meme is underage
It requires wisdom like a sage
Is there a chance to attract Mouse NEETs?
Not on your life, DC Pajeet
What about us brain-dead plebs?
You can post in GOT threads
Were you sent here by Shareblue?
Relax, goy, I'm one of you
The mods gave me a 3-day ban
Reset your router, my big man
I swear it's Yea Forums's only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voice
Feed & Seed
What's it called?
Feed & Seed
Once again
Feed & Seed
But comfy Simpsons threads will be broken
Sorry, Mods, the hive mind's spoken
Feed & Seed!
Feed & Seed!
Feed & Seed!
Feed & Seed!
Formerl--(Annoyed Grunt)

Post Kevin O'Learys already you cunts

lol awesome, iwas only browsing the featured page apparently. this would be a great birthday gift

Incoming cameo GOAT
cameo.com/simonrex

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything

Make an animation, pay two famous actors $1000 each for 5 mins of dialogue, profit.

shit, thats easier than work with SAG

Shoutout to my friend Anne Naugn (pronounced non). Keep fighting the good fight, and don't give up on yourself.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
OH OHHH OH OH OH OH
AUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STAR WARS
STAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS
ARE. THOSE. FUCKING. PORGS????
I CANT PICKLE RICKING BELIEVE ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING OH MY SCIENCE PRAISE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON STAN LEE AND THE DRAGON QUEEN THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW!! I WILL LITERALLY NEVER BE ABLE TO CALM DOWN, MY HANDS ARE TREMBLING. THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT IN HUMAN EXISTENCE. I THOUGHT THE LAST JEDI TRAILER WAS THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN EVER BUT NOW ITS THE SECOND GREATEST THING AND IM LITERALLY SCREAMING!!!!! HISTORIANS WILL TELL TALES ABOUT HOW DISNEY MANAGED TO CONDENSE EVERYTHING TRULY EPIC IN THE UNIVERSE INTO A SINGLE BLACK HOLE SINGULARITY!!!!!!
UUUUUURRRRRGHGHGHGHHRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRR
HHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
*inhales*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DISNEY DOES IT AGAIN, THEY DID IT AGAIN, YOU SEE THIS? THIS RIGHT HERE? THIS IS HOW YOU GET PEOPLE EXCITED FOR MOTHER EFFING STAR WARS, DISNEY CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER, I LITERALLY CANT WAIT I WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP OR EAT OR ANYTHING THIS IS LITERALLY THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT IN HISTORY SINCE ELON MUSK LAUNCHED AN ELECTRIC SPORTS CAR INTO SPACE WHILE PLAYING DAVID BOWIE WHICH WAS SUCH A LITERAL FUCK YEAH SCIENCE MOMENT BY OUR LITERAL REAL LIFE TONY STARK BUT NOW DISNEY LITERALLY MANAGED TO EVEN OUTDO THAT EPIC STYLE EPIC AWESOMENESS TO SUCH AN EPIC NARWHAL BACON DEGREE AND TAKE HYPE TO THE NEXT ANDROMEDA!!! THIS IS LIKE THE TIME THE AVENGERS FOUGHT THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY EXCEPT IN FREAKIN SPACE!!!! SPIDER MAN AND THANOS DABBING ON A TIE FIGHTER OVER TATOOINE!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP, ITS SO AMAZING AWESOME SAUCE IT ALMOST MAKES ME BELIEVE IN GOD, BUT RICK AND MORTY AND DISNEY PROVES SCIENCE IS EVEN COOLER

Sneed

FUCK NIGGERS FUCK TRANNIES AND FUCK KOJIMA

Make her read Arthur fan fiction written by a deranged autist.

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SO CLOSE HOLY FUCK

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FUCK WEEBS AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

The Plane Scene in its entirety

Holy shit remember that Fred channel on youtube. Guy has a younger brother on this cameo thing and I want to RAIL him

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>tfw Bubbles gets the same $ as Stormy Daniels

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rolling

You know I had a thought about doing something like this, maybe a short film so I read through the term. Cameo would have all rights to it but the terms could leave wiggle room to get paid. Say you write a screenplay and have it notarized it would render it useless for them to use without your consent. You would not be able to sell it without them letting you though you could show it for free. There also could be a fair use claim as each video could be argued a different license and editing them together may be considered transformational if you have a good enough lawyer.

whats up to all my friends of Yea Forums i love you guys. FUCK NORMIES.

Based

this could potentially be used to open up some new IP laws. some voice actors might hav eobjections to their work being used in certain ways, but not all of them. could definitely bypass a bunch of shyster middlemen

Racing along a cratered dirt road, and we are -

INT. LAND CRUISER JOSTLING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN - DAY

Three Hooded Men guarded by East European Militia. A third Militia drives. Next to him is a nervous, bespectacled man.EXT. AIRSTRIP, EASTERN EUROPE - DAY

An airstrip overlooking a grey city rocked by artillery fire. A bland CIA Operative, flanked by Special Forces Men, stands in front of a commuter plane. CIA Man watches the Land Cruiser pull up, hard. The Militia Men jump out of the vehicle.

The Driver shoves the bespectacled man in front of the CIA Man.

CIA MAN:Dr. Pavel, I’m CIA.

Dr. Pavel nods, nervous. CIA Man hands the Driver a briefcase.

BARSAD:He wasn’t alone.

CIA Man, confused, spots the Hooded Men. He turns to Dr. Pavel.

CIA MAN:You don’t get to bring friends.

DR. PAVEL:They are not my friends.
BARSAD:Don’t worry, no charge for them.

CIA MAN:
Why would I want them?

BARSAD:They were trying to grab your prize. (smiles) They work for the mercenary. The masked man.

CIA MAN:(excited) Bane?

Barsad nods. CIA Man turns to his Special Forces Men.

CIA MAN:Get ’em on board - I’ll call it in.

EXT. SKIES OVER MOUNTAIN RANGE - DAY

The commuter plane struggles over snow-capped mountains.

INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS

The three Hooded Men kneel by the cargo door, handcuffed.

CIA Man grabs Hooded Man 1.
CIA MAN:What are you doing in the middle of my operation?

Hooded Man 1 says nothing. CIA Man pulls out a handgun.

CIA MAN:The flight plan I just filed with the Agency lists me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here! But only one of you!

CIA Man opens the cargo door. Special Forces hang Hooded Man 1 out into the howling wind - CIA Man shouts above the wind.

CIA MAN:FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT! (cocks weapon) SO...WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. PAVEL?!

Nothing. CIA Man fires out the open door and the Special Forces yank Hooded Man 1 back in, clubbing him quiet.

CIA MAN:HE DIDN’T FLY SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?!

The Soldiers grab Hooded Man 2, hang him out the door.

CIA MAN:TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!

The prisoner says nothing. CIA Man presses the gun to the man’s hood - he cocks the gun...nothing.

CIA MAN:LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!
THIRD PRISONER (BANE):Or he’s wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of an aeroplane.

CIA Man turns to the Third Prisoner. Shuts the cargo door.

CIA MAN:Wiseguy, huh? At least you can talk. Who are you?

THIRD PRISONER (BANE):We are nothing. We are the dirt beneath your feet. And no one cared who I was until I put on the mask...

CIA Man, wary, approaches the Third Prisoner - pulls off his hood, revealing a dark mask with a breathing apparatus. The eyes behind it are cold. Still. This is Bane.

BANE:Who we are does not matter. What matters is our plan.

CIA MAN:(fascinated) If I pull this off, will you die?

BANE:It would be extremely painful.

CIA MAN:You’re a big guy.BANE:For you.

CIA MAN:(unnerved) Was being caught part of your plan?

BANE:Of course. Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to know what he told you about us.

DR. PAVEL:Nothing! I said nothing!

CIA MAN:
Why not just ask him?

BANE:
He would not have told us.

CIA MAN:You have methods.

BANE:Him, I need healthy. You present no such problem.

holy shit my ex used to LOVE her videos and would send me all that disgusting shit kek

who should i make it out to?

sneed

All the stars are here!

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?

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Looks like in the end, it was Chris who was entrapped

have her read the entire cover

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NONNY WANT MOMMY'S MILKIES

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nice

ah fuck i want to do this one instead

> Please book me. I have paired Queens in the hole.

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he is a victim of the cunnycurse. we are all just laughing at him for ever trying to fight against it.

Wow this man is unfunny

I bet she will refuse to swear.

It really could end up in a legal nightmare. They have the arbitration clause but with god only knows what lawyers can fuck around and do. Under the terms they can reject any request they object to for any reason but they are considered independent contractors. Maybe get somebody to say that Tom Cruise is gay and they end up getting sued. A real joker could really stir some shit up.

BASED

this is as far as i could get

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is it too much to ask for these people to record in a nice setting? maybe in a proper home office, or living room with fireplace?

What the fuck is going on in this thread

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lmao of course Lovitz is on there

we're throwing peanuts into the animal cage

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Based

What I want to know is has someone paid somebody to recite the entire plane scene?

And if so, how did they handle the dialogue handoff between Bane and CIA?

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do it you won't

i wonder how creative some of these people could be if you give them no instructions. like, you just write "go fuck yourself", but you paid them $200. i wonder what sort of videos theyd make.

see

lol nice. im glad he's gettin paid

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Unironically based. If she does it please post OPs on Yea Forums and Yea Forums every day for a week

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She'll probably just reject it.

absolute madman

>please post OPs on Yea Forums and Yea Forums every day for a wee
You'd have to post it on /gif/ for sound

>booked publicly
lol why is that a feature? this shit is gonna get people v&

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based

It would be easy enough to make him say ‘cute and funny’ and maybe even ‘pizza party’ but what else would you have him say for maximum irony/yucks?

True or he could upload to youtube or something and link to a /gif/ post

Based send me yer pay pal

> I might have to cut this one short. I'm waiting for a call from Netflix on renewing my show.

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>takes a week to actually respond
absolutely based

>probably

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cameo.com/dommonaghan

Someone needs to get him to think about it logically.

Someone pleae pay her to brap and post it please i’d be diamonds. Please:

norf?

Anons, i will pay her to brap but how can i tell if she will actually do it?

>cameo.com/normmacdonald

what a fucking legend

you cant, will probably get an email or something from the site or her rep saying she cant do it and they'll refund your money

who is this retard??

based af

gilbert gottfried is so fucking based

Why would she not do it? She braps every day. Why not get paid?

rude

Probably a site rule that you cant do stuff like that. Either that or she'd likely decide she's above doing fetish work even though her career is as dead as her stream.

No rule against it. If they don't want to make fart porn they can just reject the request.

Really? I thought for sure they'd have some rule about stuff like that...but yeah one can dream, just doubt she'd go through with it unfortunately. Worth a shot though who knows.

Yea Forums is too poor to do pranks

Twitter does funny stuff with cameo