Top 5 movies your gf wants to watch

>Not including Girls F4rting: the Shartening
have some taste

All girls like this do is telegraph to the world their inherently shitty taste in men.

My fiancé watches Harry Potter every single night while she goes to sleep, I don’t even know what to think anymore. Six years, it’s been six years and every night it’s the same thing, a young boy wizard and his friends saving the day in a slightly different manner depending on which movie in the series she randomly puts on that night.

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Well it probably beats what I do before I go to bed, lie awake thinking about traumatic situations from middle school and high school

Top 5 gf movies
1. *tough bitty* Tiny girl beats up men unrealistically
2. *train wreck* Fat slut finds love
3. *White men are pigs the revenge 2: a colored lover*
4. *notebook: 2 modern times* Handsome tall stupid awkard guy finds snarky hobbit who forgives his retardation
5. *Magic Mike 3: double downs*Hot guys dancing with downs who settles down for roastie

>Implying Silent Hero Journey Boy isn't pure kino

>gf

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Forgive yourself user, move on and take the lessons onwards so you don't repeat your mistakes.

BASED BOATS

I FORGOT TO PUT ON SUNSCREEN AND GOT ROASTED

THE UV ALSO REFLECTS UP OFF THE WATER GET IT FROM ALL SIDES

>top5
>six movies

My gf watches the office every night. Not much different

top movies girls want to watch
>40+ roastie that everyone agrees "still got it"
>divorced women partying
>experience shopping and dating by proxy
>having a baby at 50
>a dominant, rich man somehow falls in love with a literally-who butterface, the blank stared girl manages to change him into a 'better person'

SHE'S STILL GOT IT

>-Girls Farting
what are some examples?

It wasn't out yet when I made the list

Math class is tough!

White house down?
Iron Man/Batman
Drive
Ip Man?
Master and Commander?

>what are some examples?
Bridesmaids was the one I was thinking of when I made the list.

>gf

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>A young boy wizard and his friends saving the day in a slightly different manner depending on which movie
For a second I thought I was reading a subtle dullest franchise shitpost. Also your gf should see if she has autism or OCD because that sounds pretty autistic and undiagnosed autism is really common with females.

>tfw no snarky hobbit to forgive my retardation

your fiance sounds based af

Maybe you should try watching Harry Potter every night then

what is it that attracts women to Harry Potter so strongly?

The interior designs in the film have very sharp attention to detail
Bitches love interior decorating

Teen drama + mild nerdiness for extra attention points.

Top 1 movie your mom wants to watch
1. The sextape of me and her.

don't reply to twitter threads

Horrible taste desu senpai

chicks loves horror flicks even bad ones they love them

Blessed picture

inb4seethingmarvelmaniac

Stupid thread, but here is a film I'm sure any fucking gf would like to watch with her bf
It is Paris, Texas

Why is this picture so funny?

My gf didn’t laugh once at Mr. Bean (1996) but talked a few times watching the Jack & Jill trailer with Adam Sandler

*Laughed

go back to Yea Forums

>what is it that attracts women to Harry Potter so strongly?
Like most young-adult fiction written by women, the Harry Potter books feature a series of color-coded castes (called "Houses" in the series) that give you a shorthand summary of a character's personality.

In The Hunger Games, you have the 12 Districts. In Red Rising, you have the various color castes, with Red at the bottom. The majority of YA fiction will have some form of this, which serves as a touchstone for the young readers who feel that they're unfairly herded through the public school system and see their classmates as a caste, with the kids a grade above them in a more (unfairly) privileged class.

NIGGA YOU AINT GOT NO GF otherwise you wouldnt be here

>woman lightly teases men about their taste
>Yea Forums explodes into ball of bitter butthurt incel rage about how tasteless she is
No wonder you guys dont have gfs, you can't handle the banter

what are you talking about

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Honestly, BOAT was better than BOATS. BOATS had too many boats in it and wasn't as scary.

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The spinoff Ships what pretty great though.

>Boats
...?
Recommend me some boat kino Yea Forums.

>Recommend me some boat kino Yea Forums.
Waterworld, duh.

Ernest Saves the president
Ernest Meets Richie Rich
Ernest Vietnam Adventure
Ernest goes to Guantanamo Bay
Ernest goes to the navy

>tfw my wife is either so well trained or so dead inside that there are no movies or tv she wants to watch so I am in control of all entertainment so I just put on cops reruns every night

BATTLESHIP (2012)

WOMEN ARE BASICALLY JEALOUS OF BOATS

HOW CAN THEY EVEN COMPETE

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The Boat (Das Boot)

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I GENUINELY UNIRONICALLY REALLY LIKE BATTLESHIP (2019)

>WATCH DAS BOOT
>ITS NOT ABOUT BOOTS

FUCKING GE*RMS

She likes comedies?

same. my wife has the office on in the background 24/7 no matter what she’s doing

boats? I prefer to call them Sea-cars

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Based

Top shows your girlfriend likes to watch:

1. A dozen narcissists in a house
2. A dozen narcissists compete for one guy
3. My partner sucks
4. Cakes
5. Dogs

Whats it feel like to have a gf?

We have a list of movies we downloaded. The ones she added to the list are:
A Star Is Born
Hagazussa: A Heathen's Curse
Foxcatcher
They Shall Not Grow Old
The Handmaiden

I kind of wanna watch the witch one first. Haven't seen a good horror movie in a while.

My gf doesn’t watch movies. Every night she watched baby videos on YouTube