Implying you faggots wouldn't react exactly like him during in that scenario

>implying you faggots wouldn't react exactly like him during in that scenario

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yeah wouldn't of, I wouldn't have signed up like a spaz in the first place

>signed up
m8

I’d poke my head out a window and yell
>check out the city slickers rolling up in their fancy German tanks!
Then immediately get sniped

I'm not a fucking coward

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I'd be at Bletchley Park cracking the enigma code with my 190 IQ, lol

For as many problems as that movie had, the combat scenes are still top shelf.

I'd be in hospital pretending I had a liver problem.

i would be just like pvt upham, im a huge bitch boy for real, i'm 30yo permavirgin living with my parents and also i have served as a conscript so it might really happen.

actual diagnosed autist here, I always wondered what it'd feel like to kill someone but you never know

Would have shoot my commanding officer and fled.

Based

>why did the german soldier just stand there and not fire his pistol?
>why could none of the germans in the background hit him?
>this war movie made for entertainment purposes is so unrealistic!

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pussy

I would get shot by a stray boolet while searching dead bodies for their gf's nude photos

A real motherfucker.

I would have gone upstairs and literally kicked his head clean off then i would have raped his corpes

You're still an animal. When fight or flight response kicks in, you'd be on your knees pissing your pants over some kraut

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Considering both my grandfathers pushed through Africa and both talked about killing Nazis then no faggot

war is chaos

he signed up in the movie you numpty, and if you get caught in the draft you basically let yourself sign up, just go bug out in the woods until the wars over then come back with amnesia no one could say shit otherwise

oh without a doubt

I'd be one of the dumbass extras holding their guts in within 5 minutes of the first shot.