Ms. Bond?

It's so tiring to have to put up with you /pol/ crossposting incels every fucking day of the week, I don't know if I want to keep visiting this board anymore. Every day you are bitching about something new, something that doesn't affect you in the slightest, and then you have the nerve to call other people 'sensitive' or 'snowflakes'. There's always something race or gender related bothering you, and for some reason you come to bitch here instead of staying in your containment board. You always come here and post the same comments, the same old memes, it doesnt matter what the subject is, you are going to say the same shit regardless. You're all so boring and repetitive, like an old broken record.

You are legitimately taking the fun out of this place. This board used to be great, but now it's turning to shit. You are driving old posters away and replacing them with more like-minded incels. I dont like this board anymore.

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bla bla bla bla
kill nigs lol

how's the HRT going? are you balding yet?

>There's always something race or gender related bothering you
Why did you quote my post though? It had nothing to do with either of that.

>Ms Bond, I am aware of your kind's natural attraction to my, ahem, North European features, but I'm afraid we cannot simply "fuck each otha's brainz out like masta an' slave" in the middle of this casino...
>*He looks at the camera after saying Casino,*
>*it cuts immediately to another character saying* "Royale"

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>Um, ma’am, for the last time we don’t serve purple ‘drank’ in this establishment. Now, if you’d like me to mix your sprite with one of our fine spirits I can arrange that.

>Ms Bond, I do not care your brother stole those copper wires for Christmas, you can only bet chips at this table.

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>le /pol/ boogiman
Fuck off retard

>No ms bond, I will not give you half of my chips as 'reperations for your ancestors'

sneething. Also this board was never good you tremendous newfag

I can’t wait until texas turns blue so your cheeto emperor never gets re-elected and we can finally live in harmony without you white devil /pol/cels.

Based seething leftypol

>Henny an coke, styerfoam cup, shooken not sturred

>nice photoshopped to white
Clearly you have no agenda, right?

Make friends and watch movies

Its pretty much already there. We are pretty pisses about ice dumping wet backs in our streets. Houstonfag here. At first the rednecks were like year! Dump them in sanctuary cities then they realized houston is a sanctuary city because we refuse to do the federal governments job

So now you've got pisses off rednecks angry about all the illegals running around here. It was kind of bad before now its just 10 times worst

Yeah, tik tok white boi, can’t wait until we get what we deserve for our ancestors.

>being a leftist isn't anti-white!!!

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And what is that? A ticket back to Africa?

>Ms Bond, please stop drawing over the king cards with black marker

Good thing niggers can't self-sustain.

>I am sorry, this is a Poker game only for royal and exquisite people, Ms. Bond. You do not qualify for a round because "You wuz Kangz"

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We made the pyramids so I think we could do just fine mayo.
Ever heard of Egypt?

>your card being black does not automatically make it a king, Ms Bond

>You cannot leave your children unattended in a place that sells alcohol

>Miss Bond, lovely scent you are wearing, >coconut is it?

>Miss Bond, I'm sorry I have to ask you this but are there 3 children locked in your Pontiac >outside?

>Miss Bond, if your phone goes off one more >time, I am going to have to ask you to leave.

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>No, Ms. Bond. The bartender will not mix you a "Lean". Oxycodone is illegal in this country. And also no, the band won't play "SICKO MODE".

You can't be this obvious with your bait, can't go full wewuz so early

>literally not knowing how to greentext
I fucking hate how blatant redditors are now allowed here.

A pack of newports and some lean?

>Ah, Ms. Bond, it appears you have twisted it when you were supposed to bop it. What a shame...

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>I apologize Ms. Bond. You cannot take out a payday loan to keep playing.

bond codename faggots BTFO

>Ms. Bond, the K stands for king -please stop screaming- this is just a full house with three kings.

feel free to leave lol

> No Ms. Bond, It is neither sexist nor homophobic. Poker rules clearly state that two kings beats a pair of queens.

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SO LEAVE !!!

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we've >always been allowed here

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>Ms Bond a Four of a Kind beats Flush. Doesn't matter if all your cards are black

Underrated

Miss bond, can you please stop asking Q to further modify your car outside the mission profile. He is already frustrated enough that you insisted on a Cadillac Escalade instead of an Aston Martin Lagonda but I fear demands to add decorative spinning rims and Hydraulics are a step too far.

>Well sugar, you're nothin but a joker. I raise

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jesus look at the teeth on that thing

>Ms. Bond it is customary to not smoke crack at the baccarat table

K I N O

>Well, Mr. Bond, you must begin to feel quite woozy. Let's continue, shall we? It's your turn to throw

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After the impressive brainstorming of shitposts we have had here lately Yea Forums has a better chance of making a film than hollywood does at this point

Yea Forums has made their own books, why can't Yea Forums have its own film...

Underrated

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there is, newfag

Underrated

So you've come to see the premiere, Mr. Bond? Too bad. I'm afraid they won't let you in since you're required to bring along your falcon

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Holy shit Jamie pull that up.

Need to beat the no singles policy, James?
Looks like you need your old pal Brook Bond

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I'm done.

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I came here looking for a thread sperging about how bond is a nigress and I'm sorry to say I kind of expected more.

>Well, Ms. Bond, I know you think "It don't be like it is" but, I'm afraid "it do". *winks at camera*

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>a 1 on your fate roll too, Mr Bond? It appears your wizard has turned into a slimy toad, and so close to the crown of command...

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why would you expect such horrible thing? we're not racists

shut up nigger

>*it cuts immediately to another character saying* "Royale Flush"

ok now this is based

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Kek underrated

Is Casino Royal worth watching when ive never seen a james bond movie other than a little of the one where the lady's nipples get excited from drowning?

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You will watch goldeneye and casino royale

From Russia With Sass
The Spy Who Sassed Me

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Based

>Ms Bond I am afraid you cannot order cheetos and grape 'drank' at the table. This isn't a children's birthday party.

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if you're into spy movies, sure. I prefer the pre daniel craig ones, though.

ok, i guess in that order too

Why do you guys care about skin colour so much?

...

im pretty sure that one is casino royale lmao

>Looks like the secret documents are mine, Ms Bond.

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kek this ones good

If race was skin deep people would care about it as much as they do hair color.

in america we spell other words stupidly dont make fun of me!

>007 - When gibs are not enough

>Secret Agent 007 and doctor OH NO YOU DI'INT

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>agent you want master key to all bike locks!?

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>secret agent 007 and casserole (casino royale)

How dangerous of you to assume my gender

>Agent 007, it's against law to use our technology to try to find your childrens' father

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>No mrs. Bond, my name is Francisco Scaramanga, not "White Nigga with bling bling ass gun"

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>Ms.Bond twerking is not allowed in this casino

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>you have a license to kill, not a license to break bicycle chains

>I'm afraid we don't serve 'kfc extra crisp, but not hot' at this hotel, ms. bond

Yes

>dat nigga wit da golden Glock

>The game, Ms. Bond, is baccarat.
>Whats that?
>Its a card game.
>Oh, I don't know how to play that.
>Then why did you come to this tournament?
>Can we play something else? Like Go Fish?
>No we cant play something else, this is a tournament!

chicken wings fried, not roasted

THEY ARE KILLING US

THEY WANT US TO HAVE NOTHING LEFT

I FEEL LIKE I HAVE NOTHING LEFT

THEY

ARE

KILLINH

US

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Wait just a fucking minute. I live under the guy who lives under a rock. Is James Bond a black woman now?

>Now pay attention 007... this may appear like an ordinary doo-rag but roll it down and it becomes a balaclava.

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Meant for Also

why are phone resolutions so high

no.
but 007 will be

it's been obviously upscaled
but higher screen resolutions are a big selling point nowadays

Kek

so there's even less of a good reason for that screen to be so huge

I dont need the rest of the thread I’ve got my fill from this post.

No, Ms. Bond, we can't use our resources to create an automatic watermelon peeler

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Fuck this shit I'm going back under the rock.

>Ms.Bond that is clearly one of your own hairs in those chicken wings.

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then leave?

phone manufacturers will do anything to make battery life worse nowadays
>let me put this bright ass 1440x2960 screen on a 3000mAh battery

mAh is not a unit of measurement, zoomer

>Here you are, 007. Now, this may look like a toothbrush but turn it the other way and it’s a shank

maybe they won't write her as stronk and imperious and aim for a more campy, Moore-ish type of film that lightly pokes fun at itself

yeah, and maybe my narc dad will quit drinking and gambling to replenish my college fund

pretty good

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Anything with a British accent in American cinema, ESPECIALLY a black person, will always be made out to be the smartest person in the movie

how the fuck do you want to measure battery capacity then

It was an engineering joke newfag

I hope Cary Fukunaga makes a great movie. But who knows how much say he actually has on this movie.

just any british would have sufficed for that statement

>what are volts

That's what I was getting at. But a black brit will always be made out to be smarter than a white one

I can not contain my laughter

so do i. always hope that these things can beat the odds and become kino

Malt liquor, stolen not paid for

This is the only plus i can find. The fact that 007 is a woman means that she's an agent who has to rely on her smarts? Surely we will not see her take room full of enemies with her firsts and couple of gadgets like the one right now?

HAHAHAHAHA

>come in, 007

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>Volts
>measuring capacity
kys, I don't care if you're merely pretending

Damn, he could just rip in you in half.

sneed, feed or fold, you can't chuck

She'll definitely get at least 1 action scene where she beats a group of henchmen. While most movies would then have her killed in order to bring back Bond, I'm betting this movie will have her last long enough to earn Bond's respect and he never takes on the codename again. I forget who originally said this, but the rumor is that Broccoli and Eon want to divorce Bond from 007 in order to shake up the franchise and get away from all the things the franchise is known for.

In ten years we will all be legally required to marry and have sex with creatures like this. And if you refuse you will be sent to the calcium mines. Welcome to your future.

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thanks mr grips

better than not getting anyone att all?

You are posting this on the wrong site. Most here would unironically jump on that opportunity. Most normies would be fucking mad though.

The Welfare is not Enough

I get that there's a lot of desperate virgins here, but would any of you seriously consider having sex with a disgusting, crippled, tranny nigger just to have sex? I'd rather be an incel for fucking life than do that.

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that would make you volcel, and stop using buzzwords if you dont even know what they mean

james bond and the mofukka space laser

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>disgusting, crippled, tranny nigger
so you're that low, huh?

TO ALL REDDITORS ITT, FUCK YOU AND YOUR SINGLE MOM ESPECIALLY

I would have been okay with a male nigger to be honest.

>Ms Bond this may look like an ordinary pen but we designed it with special capabilities just for you. Our team has been working on this technology for years. It will allow you to write in cursive despite only using print pen strokes.

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>thinking Egyptians are the same shade as Sub-Saharan blacks, or at all comparable
Phew boy

>the ball torture scene reversal

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Underrated

Do you remember the Rodney King verdict? That was me

I cant get the resemblance out of my mind

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>2 dead, 4 injured in the explosion
>007, you have to stop putting agency cars up as collateral for payday loans.

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cuck