ITT: Selling points that don't mean anything anymore

ITT: Selling points that don't mean anything anymore

>From the creators of The Matrix Trilogy

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dumb frogposter

>From the studio that brought you...

>certified fresh

>from the brilliant minds that brought you

>Starring Robin Williams

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>THE *number* MOVIE BY QUENTIN TARANTINO

Did that ever mean anything? The only movie that ever showed that off was Ghostbusters 2016.

>starring Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro

I thought you were shitposting, holy fuck
I've seen some other movies do it but it's limited to social media marketing ads, I'm pretty sure Ghostbusters 2016 had that shit on the dvd packaging

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DIE FUCKING FROG POSTER DIE DIE DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE

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>From Pixar

The irony is strong with this one.

>See the movie critics are calling...

>it's the movie we need right now

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>from the producers who saw Shrek

>from the people who saw shrek 2

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>From Steven Spielberg

Worse is "Quentin Tarantino presents"

He didn't direct it or have anything to do with the making of it. He just saw it and wanted his name attached to it.

>The feel good movie of the year

>oscar winner
>from the writers of game of thrones

This one is based in a cheeky way

>winner of (insert bullshit award)

Why did he cut the cord?