CATS
How many Oscars are they gonna win Yea Forums?
At least six IMHO.
QUEEN TAY
Helmsman: "Captain, hitting the Wall in 5... 4... 3... "
TAYTAY BOUT TO BE BLACKED!!!
Idris Elba is in this?
Nice
>buries thread and OP's literal nobody in litter
>Tay will never choke you to death
>tfw she looks like my cousin
>Tay with cat ears and a tail
no fetish anime or hentai will ever top it
i still have no idea how this happened.
Of course she won't...? Why is that even something you would write?
I would like to take a look inside Taylor Swift's cat haha
>she
Who's the dude?
>a blacked out car rolls up in front of Swift's hotel
>her manager sticks his head out of the front, surreptitiously looks left and right before he scurries to the car
>the windows open a crack, enough for the manager to slip a manilla envelope in
>"A copy of her menu for this month," the manager says, his hands sweating but eagerly rubbing in anticipation
>"You did well," a smooth Irish voice says from within the car. A thick envelope of cash is pushed out, which the manager eargerly takes.
>The manager takes the money, then hesitantly says, "If I may be so bold as to ask...Why are you doing this?"
>The window opens a fraction. Just enough for the manager to catch a glimpse of a pair of intense blue eyes in the shadows.
>"Donatello, Michaelangelo, Bernini...The great Renaissance masters sculpted statues of great beauty and sublimity out of marbel. But I, I work with no medium so no base. No, my medium is the human body. While these men molded their visions of goddesses bestowed by the heavens onto their minds, I Mister Manager, sculpt the goddesses themselves..."
>The manager flinches asa the pair of blue eyes suddenly draws close. They do not seem to be starring at him, or even at any item in the universe, but some grand vision in dimensions higher than what he could perceive.
>"Why? Why? Why did Man go to the moon? Why did DaVinci paint the Mona Lisa? Why did Beethoven compose the Ninth? You ask the question of the commoners. I was put on the Earth to do this, and do it I shall. Because the Moon revolves around the Earth. Because the stars shine down upon us. Because God's up in his heaven. Gaze upon my works and despair, you lout, because I am the Architect."
I want to have sex with Francesca Hayward
Taylor Swift is a guy?
HNNNNNNNNNNNNGG
>I agree with this post
The cat designs can’t get worse than this, right?
I'd like to have a look inside her cat if you know what I mean.
Damn she hit the wall
back the fuck OFF?
i'm gonna throw you through a wall you fucking cunt.
this is her love interest in the movie
no, I'm not joking. look up the cast
literally perfect
Am I low test for prefering this to the OP image? I like the casual look on girls more than when they try too hard to be play the femme fatale with lots of makeup and lots of skin showing.
It's ok, they are cats
Tay looks so homely and cute without all that layers of make up
no, that's pretty common
is she still fat? i want thicc taylor or nothing
I don't get it. Where are the cats?
Imagine a threesome with TayTay and Rebel Wilson HNNNNGGGHH
I'd rather not.
Sneed
Cats is darker than i remember
Black cats are unlucky
>taytay and karlie
FTFY
>thigh boots
God yes
How do I get her to marry me bros?
>YWN act as one of their beards in exchange for regular threesomes and the right to father their children when they decide to raise kids together "as friends"
Taylor hates us but I still love her. She’s a traitor and will die alone and childless though
Model for Victoria's Secret, learn to kode, and be 1.88m tall.
Excited for based Taylor.
Reminder she's using blood sacrifices to remain 10/10
Unironically bee yourself
Her albums are metasigils used to channel the devotion of her followers. She drains the world like a vampire.
JUST KILL ME NOW
Cats (1981) is so unbearably cheesy and schlocky... the worst music I've ever heard in my life. How did Andrew Lloyd Webber get away with this? How is this a respected and timeless musical?
I respect Taylor, she is hardworking person who achieved everything thanks to her work ethics and actual talent, i dont need to like pop music to acknowledge that fact, and the hate she gets sometimes from media and some people is just faggotry and jelously. Friendly reminder:
>She is writing her songs (she is actually good songwriter)
>she can play acoustic guitar, electric guitar, piano, banjo and ukulele
>Her last tour from 2018 was the highest grossing tour in NA history (after the woke media, kardashians, kanye west etc tried to destroy her career)
>i can go and go on what a legend she is, and how many records she broke.
She's also the only artist since the Beatles to have a UK number one record five albums in a row
Cats has a layer of irony left over from TS Eliot. It's actually somewhat absurd and postmodern if you think about it. A gifted director would do wonders with this setting. The visual novel Forest made the best use of the Cats aesthetic in my book.
so they're not cats?
also
>idris elba without facial hair
kek
absolutely based
I can't wait to start jerking off in my theater
She's so fucking gorgeous. Reminder racemixing apes want to eradicate this sort of beauty.
so how many White children has she had to help combat that eradication?
Karlie pls stop
She's waiting for me to impregnate her.
None; she's remaining pure for me uwu
She's holding out for Karlie to divorce the Kusher boy
>tfw a movie version of Wicked died for this shit
At least Dear Evan Hansen musical next, so there’s that at least
I love Tay Tay, and she looks a little bit like cat so she is perfect to play a sexy cat.
Imagine being the most famous, the most beautiful and having the most money. It must be surreal and hard to not kill yourself or go insane.
Victoria's Secret Tay > Golden GlobesTay > 1989 Tay > Red Tay > Lover Tay > Fearless Tay > Speak Now Tay > Reputation Tay > Taylor Swift Tay
OH NO NO