heh... keep scrolling, kid
Heh... keep scrolling, kid
Isaac Lopez
Andrew Campbell
Or what?
Parker Peterson
No.
Luis Campbell
user, you ever get yourself checked out for tourettes? I'm serious.
Cooper Johnson
Here's your ring tone chief:
youtube.com
Joseph James
Jacob Watson
Eyy FUCK YOU Paulie
You grandma-lookin wings moulinyan fuckin cawksucker
Jonathan Martinez
ooOOOH!!
Isaiah Barnes
Fuck you Paulie.
Daniel Long
CHRIS: then the girl calls him onii-chan. that means he's her brother, right?
PAULIE: the girl's bangin her brother?
SILVIO: naww
TONY: who's bangin her brother
PAULIE: girl in chrissy's comic book
SILVIO: it's a manga, and he ain't her brother. it's a honorific
TONY: lemme look at that
SILVIO: wrong way, tone. ya read it back to front, right to left
TONY: right to left, up is down, this broad's bangin her brother *chuckles* the fuck is wrong with japan
PAULIE: *points with cig* whys the guy's nose bleedin
SILVIO: *shrugs* artistic shorthand. means he's pitchin a tent
ALL: OHHHHHH
TONY: you got more of these chrissy
CHRIS: i got one where a girl's head gets cut off. girl grows a new head, head grows a new girl
TONY: what the fuck
CHRIS: hand on the fuckin bible tone
PAULIE: ehhhh. that's unhealthy
SILVIO: it's tomie
FURIO: in italy we do not read these things
CARMELA: what is that
TONY: crazy comic book. from Japan
CARM: ugh. looks like the smut ya son watches on that laptop computer
TONY: ohh, he's MY son when he's watchin hentai?
Dylan James
why don’t you want to take your clothes off?
Easton Rodriguez
I can hear this picture.
Jacob Butler
>CHRIS: hand on the fuckin bible tone
Leo Brown
Morning after the election
Tony KLUMPS into the bing back office
Christopher is playing pool, Paulie and Sil are watching the victory speech
>Paulie: I knew that cocksucker would win, I called it.
>Chrissy: You didn't call shit, you can't even vote.
>Paulie: Oh yea? Who'd you vote for?
>Christopher: None of your business.
>Paulie: I bet you voted for Hillary. She got most of the fag vote hehe.
Sil chuckles as he peels apart a grapefruit.
>Christopher: Fuck you Paulie.
>Paulie: Hey Ton', you hear what I said? I said Chrissy voted for Hillary, she got most of the fag vote hehe.
Tony's mouth is so full of bacon egg and cheese that he can barely breath.
>Paulie: Who'd you vote for, Sil?
>Sil: Ah I didn't vote. The jews pick it months in advance. Hesh told me.
Tony swallows half of the entire sandwich in one bite.
>Christopher: The whole thing is a scam, it don't matter anyways.
Tony turns red with anger.
>Tony: You don't think it's important to vote?
>Christopher: I didn't say that, I just think it don't matter.
Tony is outraged
>Tony: It don't matter? Audie Murphy don't matter? What he fought for?
>Christopher: Audie Murphy? Who the fuck is Audie Murphy?
>Tony: Audie Murphy! The lil' guy, killed like a hundred germans in World War 2! Ah what the fuck.
>Christopher: I'm sorry Ton'.
>Tony: Oh stop it with the sorries.
Bobby comes in the door and drops another breakfast sandwich on Tony's desk. He sits next to Paulie on the couch.
The news reviews the election and Trump's victory, newscaster practically crying.
>Bobby: You know, Quasimodo predicted this.
Eli Taylor
Xavier Miller
kek
Connor Mitchell
Ayden Diaz
Hey Yea Forums,do you remember your first blowjob
Josiah Brooks
MORE
Asher Ross
Cooper James
She's so fat her blood type's ragu
Owen Long
"WHADTH?!"
Alexander Collins
god damn thats good
Sebastian Garcia
Yeah it took a couple minutes for the guy to cum.
Bentley Long
how long did it take for the guy to cum
Dylan Reyes
>TONY: ohh, he's MY son when he's watchin hentai?
Ryan Anderson
>Your brother Billy.....what eva happened dare.....
Robert Stewart
>Sil: Ah I didn't vote. The jews pick it months in advance. Hesh told me.
Luis Fisher
Gabriel Johnson
>CHRIS: hand on the fuckin bible tone
lol
Logan Walker
Pauline was the worst Sopranos character
Mason Green
Eli Thomas
AYO UNCLE JUN
Cooper Gonzalez
>What eva happened dare?
Asher Long
>FURIO: in italy we do not read these things
Every time
Gavin Sanders
Holy shit i need more of this
Asher Cooper
The patron saint of “based retard”
Wyatt Foster
well done
Jose Jackson
The patron saint of “based retard”
Joshua Robinson
please more
Jace Nelson
Glorious
Anthony Adams
jokes on him, italy is full of weebs and has been a lot longer than the u.s.
Bentley Hill
apparently this was a real interaction with a local.
Chase Lewis
I’m so glad I witnessed this.
Ian White
I can’t get enough of this.
Eli Campbell
I doubt that there were many weebs in early 2000’s Naples, Furio doesn’t care about da Norff
Wyatt Morris
post youtube clip
Daniel Torres
Yeah, your mom dropped me off to school afterwards. Gave me lunchables. Finger painting in the afternoon. All in all... a good day.
Ayden Stewart
Wyatt Kelly
O H H H H!!!
Ryder Sanchez
Perfect
Ayden Morales
THE BALLS ON THIS PRICK
Ryder White
thx
Eli Cox
>implying
anime and manga were always pretty popular, as far back as the 60's
James Evans
M A R O N!...
Luke Phillips
Did you hear that? I asked him...
Aaron Thomas
too fucking real
Elijah Russell
someone vocaroo pls
Charles Gutierrez
ITS MADDON
SHORT FOR MADONNA
THE VIRGIN MARY
William Brown
(Tony enters the Bada Bing office)
PAULIE: I don’t get it.
CHRIS: Sneed’s seed and feed.. formerly... chuck’s.
(Paulie and Silvio look at each other and shrug)
CHRIS: the seed and feed part rhymes with sneed. If you make it rhyme with chuck...
PAULIE: still not following
TONY: chuck’s suck and fuck. Sneed’s seed and feed.
CHRIS: Thank you tone. See? Get it?
(Paulie and Silvio look disturbed)
PAULIE: Chuck’s.. suck and fuck?
SILVIO: And they put this in a cartoon?
PAULIE: disgusting, kids could be watchin dat.
CHRIS: well it’s just, you know, a sight gag. Not actual cartoon suckin and fuckin.
TONY: alright, quit it with the suck and fuck. It’s disgusting and I don’t wanna hear no more.
PAULIE: who the fuck would think of such a thing.
SlLVIO: ehhh you know. It’s kinda funny if you think about it
PAULIE: you too? (Throws hand up in disgust)
(Parisi walks in)
PARISI: what’s goin on, guys?
PAULIE: have you heard about this sneed thing?
PARISI: oh, the suck and fuck thing?
PAULIE: what da fuck? is everyone a goddamned pervert now?
TONY: geez, calm down, Paulie. Maybe you should go see one of the girls.. maybe get a little..
PAULIE: a little what?
(Tony smiles)
TONY: a little seed and feed
PAULIE: what?
(Tony gets mad)
TONY: a little suck and fuck. Get a blowjob and fuck her. Jesus.
PAULIE: oh. heh heh. Good one, tone
Brandon Cook
>(Tony enters the Bada Bing office)
Cameron Miller
>Good one, tone.
Justin Jackson
>>Bobby: You know, Quasimodo predicted this.
Oh fuck me I laughed
Ryder Rivera
heh heh
OHHHHHHHH
Camden Gutierrez
Kevin Myers
PAULIE: Yous fellas see the new Batman?
SILVIO: Yeah, what’s with the mask guy?
CHRIS: That’s Bane. He’s some super strength guy or sommin. Mask feeds him this gas that makes him retard strong.
PAULIE: OH! Watch it Chrissy, Bane’s a genius.
CHRIS: I didn’t say he wasn’t I just say he got retard strength.
PAULIE: And you got a smart mouth. Ay Tone, you see the new Batman?
TONY: Yeah, AJ made me take him. that was painful to get through
PAULIE: Yous a big guy
TONY: Oh, fuck you too! I’m workin on it, ok?! Jesus, I got Carmella on my ass about red meat and I gotta come to work and deal with this fuckin shit?
PAULIE: I was just quoting the movie, Tone...
TONY: Well stop it already!
Alexander Fisher
this one's shit
Aiden Moore
God damn
Isaiah Peterson
You can stop now
Christian Brooks
Yea Forums dub needed. I want to do Furio part
Jace Bell
GO TO VOCAROO AND DO THE FURIO PART RIGHT NOW
Carter Ortiz
horrible
Christopher Nelson
plz
Dominic Wright
A+
Kayden Myers
Here, I attempted Carmella
vocaroo.com
Blake Martin
>TONY: ohh, he's MY son when he's watchin hentai?
Lincoln Brooks
Holy based
Leo Allen
Those stories could use Pussy being a rat fuck trying to get them to speak business
Joseph Wood
Needs more hesh
Zachary King
Don’t get fresh, user
Bentley Rivera
this is a blessed thread