I'm a recently fired MGM executive. I have seen a rough cut of the opening scene of the next James Bond movie.
>Bond and Moneypenny, now members of an anti-SPECTRE non-governmental organization, infiltrate a tanker to investigate the development of a new weapon by the United States Marine Corps.
>While they are investigating, agents of SPECTRE and a recently escaped Blofeld attack the tanker and attempt to steal the weapon.
>The tanker is destroyed by Blofeld and his henchmen, who escapes with the new weapon. Bond is blamed for the internet presumed to have drowned in the wreckage.
>Years later, an agent code-named "007" is tasked with infiltrating an off-shore power plant which has been commandeered by SPECTRE, who have taken a number of hostages including the President of the United States.
>While at first the agent's sex and voice is obscured by their clothing and a scuba mask, it is revealed that this is not James Bond but a new black female agent.
LEAKED SCENE FOR NEXT JAMES BOND MOVIE
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fuck off racist
you don't have any reasonable criticisms besides her being black
you're pretty good
>recently fired MGM executive
I hope no one is retarded enough to believe this. If you were, your firing would've shown up on Deadline. And the movie hasn't even finished shooting
i wish
imagine the shitshow
They cant even finish filming bond 25 and you think any footage exists for 26? Put some minimal effort into your LARP jackass.
medicore bait
They're pulling off a reverse Raiden from MGS2. The trick is deceiving the audience into thinking the black lady is the new 007, meanwhile the real 007 will be undercover and revealed to be the main character all along.
>And the movie hasn't even finished shooting
that's why it's a rough cut, genius. Danny Boyle's firing means we had to edit as we shoot.
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61
what is she going to do when her hair gets wet? will she only be assigned water free missions?
>t. threw my african ex off a jetski after she did her hair (why before jetskiing?)
This is just Metal Gear solid 2, I will not fall for this ruse again after Kojima did it almost 20 years ago.
sorry my union contract says I am not required to engage in espionage for the Crown under an active fire suppression system
It was already reported what the reveal would be. M calls 007 into his office and she walks in. Bond's license to kill was revoked and issued to her instead. This will no doubt be reversed in the course of the movie.
Post changed movie posters of blacks into whites.
When Bond gives her his loicense, will she say „Gibsmedat“?
I hope she gets his license to television as well
>Bond and Moneypenny, now members of an anti-SPECTRE non-governmental organization, infiltrate a tanker to investigate the development of a new weapon by the United States Marine Corps.
I know you're just referencing MGS2, but I could totally believe then removing the British element from Bonds character. Craig has made it his personal mission to destroy everything the character ever was, making him join an international anti-SPECTRE organisation and removing whatever is left of Bonds patriotic angle sounds entirely believable to me
she will look directly into the camera and say
>dis is fo me sistahs
BlackedRaw
were you the guy that got caught installing hidden cameras in the womens toilet
I decline to comment on this matter.
No that's me
you monster, Judi Dench wasn't even in this one
Did you get to watch Ana de Armas taking a piss, leak if you have them.
This has to be a fake story created by some rival production company, right? It's so unbelievable specific and hilarious. I have never heard of this happening at any other film set and the movie has had such a troubled production already that I really believe there's a form of sabotage going on with it
>I'm a recently fired MGM executive
how much do top escorts cost in SoCal?
it's because lashana lynch is so beautiful
men literally cant stop themselves from doing silly things to see her beautiful face and body
no it was me
>mfw i was caught.
based and grannypilled
>I'm a recently fired MGM executive. I have seen a rough cut of the opening scene of the next James Bond movie.
I'm so sorry I had to watch that dreck
>>Bond and Moneypenny, now members of an anti-SPECTRE non-governmental organization, infiltrate a tanker to investigate the development of a new weapon by the United States Marine Corps.
Why are they still running with spectre crap? Easily the worst part of these new bond films and something mission impossible does much better
>>While they are investigating, agents of SPECTRE and a recently escaped Blofeld attack the tanker and attempt to steal the weapon.
Intel inside
>>The tanker is destroyed by Blofeld and his henchmen, who escapes with the new weapon. Bond is blamed for the internet presumed to have drowned in the wreckage.
Literally killing bond off wil kill the franchise it's called James bond not Jane bond
>>Years later, an agent code-named "007" is tasked with infiltrating an off-shore power plant which has been commandeered by SPECTRE, who have taken a number of hostages including the President of the United States.
She will be called Jane bond ns have her Martinis stirred not shaken and quip about toxic masculinity won't she
>>While at first the agent's sex and voice is obscured by their clothing and a scuba mask, it is revealed that this is not James Bond but a new black female agent.
Which would actually be pretty cool if she was attractive.
I'll be the first to admit at least Daniel Craig had a decent build but she does not look the part
>you don't have any reasonable criticisms besides her being black
You know what? I want a movie set in nazi germany, plot could be anything as long as the nazis are the usual bad guys.
The twist is: Every single nazi - including military men - is played by black actors.
>While at first the agent's sex and voice is obscured by their clothing and a scuba mask, it is revealed that this is not James Bond but a new black female agent.
She then looks straight at the audience and says "what?! You was expecting a WHITE MAN YOU RACIST MUTHAFUKAS?"
Yasss
Why did they kill her off
She was so damn good as M
Get Woke Go Broke!
well, people tend to get annoyed when a favorite character is switched out for another in their own series. Hell ecery time a new actor plays James Bond it causes an uproar. Where the fuck have you been?
If James Bond 007 was switched out for Johnny Bind 007 people would be calling it hacky.
Not to mention all the woke assholes complaining that it's another WHITE MAN.
>you don't have any reasonable criticisms besides her being black
Does he need anything else? Literally imagine her trying to pass off as Red Army general in a Soviet military base..
I haven't ever seen a lazy gender swap work.
It even kinda sucks when its female > male
Some movies I can't tell like salt or other movies that actually did this trope well like atomic blonde 5th element or terminator 1/2 didn't completely fucking suck because they wherent written around trying to score social media points
From the wikipedia page
>Distributed by Columbia Pictures, the film premiered at the TCL Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles on July 9, 2016, and was released in the United States on July 15, 2016, in 2D, 3D, RealD 3D and IMAX 3D. The film grossed $229 million worldwide against a production budget of $144 million.[9] However, due to its high production and marketing budget of over $350 million,[10] the film ended up being one of the biggest box office bombs in history, with losses of up to $125 million for the studio.
A better question is, why do you need criticisms beyond this?
IS THAT A METAL GEAR REFERENCE
>blacks
>swimming
>you don't have any reasonable criticisms besides her being black
I got some: they don't know what to do with a female agent
Realistically they should play her strengths of being non threatening and having sex appeal to bypass security and to get to target - no one realises she's a threat until it's too late
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THEY BROKE NEW GROUND
I mean, most of Britain's enemies these days are nonwhite. Somalia, Iran, Argentina, Belgium...
Have sex.
007! TURN THE BLU RAY CONSOLE OFF!
LOOK IT'S NOT ABOUT HER BEING BLACK OR A WOMAN IT'S ABOUT HER NOT BEING PIERCE BROSNAN OR TIMOTHY DALTON OR SEAN CONNERY.
>99.999% OF THE MALE POPULATION WOULD LOOK RETARDED AS "BOND" SO LET'S GIVE IT TO SOMEONE TOTALLY OPPOSITE TO ALL PREVIOUS CASTINGS
>WHY ARE PEOPLE MAD LMAO
fuck the studios just shut it all down guys
Are there any movies that break the 4th wall for surreal/creepy effect like mgs does?
>you don't have any reasonable criticisms besides her being black
I do. I am British. James Bond is our national treasure. He is the peak hero of British cinema and every young British boy wants to grow up to be him. Britons are white and Bond is a hero for little boys.
A black women is neither British or 007 respectively. We don't hate blacks, but they can't just be whatever they want.
She's also fat
> For Soros, James?
I'd pay to see a cyborg WoC slicing white men up in the future
(((Patriots)))
>you don't have any reasonable criticisms besides her being black
Bond is supposed to be attractive.
So basically McCarthy could‘ve straight up walked into Sony, demanded 100 millions in cash and it still would’ve been a better end result for everyone involved, including the audience?
>Craig
>actually thinking actors write their own dialog
>a new weapon by the United States Marine Corps.
I have a hard time believing the guys who brought us the m27 are developing anything worth stealing.
Rapid fire crayon dispenser?
>gimme a martini
>and how would you like it madame?
>nigga, just get me the dayum drink
Considering they give their stuff away for free
>anglos
>white
Beady delusions
No I'm betting they go all in -
>Dark rum on de rocks wid a sheka leymon mon.
Just replace SPECTRE with Fox Hound and you have Metal Gear Solid.
Weak b8 m8.
Ironically the game you're referencing had a strong WoC and nobody cared at the time
Well that should be enough for a male character, but she is hideous too so there's that
Have you ever watched Downton Abbey?
Pretty sure that's the joke m8
WHATPH A SCHEAE ER BOEDT
>it's a rough cut
There is no such thing you retard.
Now I think you're on to something. It would be like a camelback only with crayons in stead of water. Maybe one long continuous crayon. It will be spring loaded so every time you take a bite it pushes more out like a push pop. It feeds while it feeds. Don't know how they'll offer different flavors though. That must be the top secret part.
"Ms. Bond, we've told you about this before. At M16, we shower every day."
Bravo, Rian
a fucking black woman James Bond
go to sleep
go to sleep outside
just a nap
go to sleep outside
KILL ME
MacGuffin MacGuffin MacGuffin
I want to see Hitler as a sassy black woman
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>Mmmmmm I feel like I'm in Europe y'all got sum cheese fo this shit?
>Dis wayne is delicious lets go knock some boots!
It would be moscato or flavored ciroq.
Not even bond girls are this ugly.
If she looked like a bond girl, no one would complain, because its basically a porno with some shooting
>Bond is presumed dead and goes Rogue
Like every other Bond movie then
COONRAKER
>SPECTRE
The la li lu le lo?
Coalraker
I know this is fake, but who else are fucking bored with these white terrorist with global domination agenda? The cold war is over. When are we going to get some goatfucker kino? Even as a muslim I realized this.
My name is Bond, Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Bond.
reminder that they have every right to turn their assets into niggers. and you have all the right to drop hollywood all together.
Jesus Christ who gives a fuck
You can't make a black or muslim villain user, twitter would not allow it.
Do we get this scene?
If this leak turns out to be accurate...
I’m walking out of the cinema and call Skyfall the last official Bond film
>you have all the right to drop hollywood all together.
Oh I did that long ago.
Never understood how they managed to get the exact same torture device from Alaska to New York
She wishes to even be 1/10th the qt Raiden is
>Bond is blamed for the internet
???
No
She'd order a 40 ounce
what the fuck this is the plot the mgs2
Martini nogat!. Let bilong karapela my nam disaipel wanpela seven, shaken karamapim tok not stirred
the movie is still in production you tard. the only thing we have to go on is this miserable casting choice, so of course we’re going to criticize it
Thought it sounded familiar.
Black women don't drink 40's. Get your stereotypes straight.
t. works at a liquor store in the hood
They're paying him ridiculous money to come back for 25. He has serious pull with the producers and while not writing his own dialogue is hands on with the direction of the series since Skyfall. He's also the one who got Phoebe Waller-Bridge the job and she is the one being alluded to have suggested Lynch be 007 instead of whatever random 00 they'd originally planned.
It is Ocelot's Patented Bara Interrogator ™
>Not casting the best girl for a Bond lover
IT WAS HER TURN
They're about Destroying the white race and the Patriarchy. They don't care how.
>Bond is blamed for the internet
>being this wrong
imagine if science grills actually looked like that
That would suck, I'm not smart at all.
(You)
I wish they'd make a Metal Gear Solid movie, I swear to god...
>President grabs crotch
>"Oh, you're a woman, I thought you were a man."
>"Mr. President, what do they plan to do with the weapon?"
>"Switch to nano communications, they'll hear us."
I am sorry but your betters decided that blacks can and will be britons while your ancestors still toiled in manufactories and lived in squalor.
i wish theyd make revengeance part deux
>craig
>bond
Do none of you recognize that this is the plot to Metal Gear Solid 2?
Fucking zoomer up in here.
James Bond was originally the personification of the high-class Anglo chad working in service of God, King, Country. He was the ultimate masculine symbol of England at a time when she was still a massive power on the world stage. Making 007 a black fucking woman slaps a whole fucking country's identity in the face all to appease a bunch of subversive SJW faggots who don't give 2 shits about Bond before.
I want to nuke hollywood.
>For King and Country
It's been far too long since I last heard this
At least you acknowledge that her being black is reasonable criticism.
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The real question is who is gonna play black female Austin Powers?
SNAKE.....SNAAAAKKKEEE
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>>it's a rough cut
>There is no such thing you retard.
Uhm, what
>Wrote themselves into the red desperately trying to shill a movie nobody wanted
oh no
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>007
Nice numbers you got there
Bad LARP. They've already said that Bond is retired and living in Jamaica, probably with his gf from the previous movie, and that the black 007 is introduced walking into M's office.
fuckibg kek.
AND THAT'S A GOOD THING!
unironically based
I Just want a remake of Gay Niggers from Outer Space with all white women.
She's so ugly that you couldn't conceive of an uglier woman without physically injuring her: a burn victim would be uglier, for example.
It’s literally a bond is to old so the new agent becomes the new 007 at the end story line you fucking retard
Also they are rebooting the series after this film so enjoy her being 007 for 3 minutes
This sort of reminds me of when they made the Doctor a female in Doctor Who: The franchise has been shit for a while now, so I’m not actually upset because I already gave up.
Just like how I dropped DW at series 6 because it was just too shit, SPECTRE was where I said “No more Bond movies for me.”
WRONG. Flemming based the character on a Chech alcoholic int officer he knew when working in the int branch of the admiralty. Stupid cunt.
Yep.
Wouldn't put it past them to blatantly copy a game like this but, yeah op is a fag
The Man With The Golden Forty
gibs and get high
>Bond is blamed for the internet
>Bond is blamed for the internet presumed to have drowned in the wreckage
what did he mean by this
no she'll say
>can I buy menthols with these stamps?
He drowned the internet. Probably because he is racist.
Post YFW you're blamed for the internet...
but fortune was absolutely yummy while fembond looks like an ape
This. It's kinda funny how Brits basically said only them were whites (Germans? Portuguese? Italians? Irish???? None of them are white!!!), but now their shithole of an island is going to be mostly mixed with all kinds of subhumans within a few decades. Their whites don't breed, while they continue importing pakis and niggers who breed like cockroaches.
...
NIG AND LET DIE
>IDRIS ELBOW
AYO WE WUZ BOND
>SHAUQANDA LYNCH
STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN WHO DONT NEED NO MAN
ITS A COPE FOR SINGLE MOTHERHOOD IE CRIMINAL TRAINING
CUS BABYDADDY DONT STICK AROUND TO BE FATHERS
Fuck off quit shilling for you's.
>LE EPIC RACISM XDDDD
Kill yourselves
OI JAMES YOU GOT A LIOCENSE FOR THAT ANIMAL ?
BESIDES WOMEN,
NAME A BIGGER MISTAKE THAN THE INTERNET
>GETTING #MAD AT MEMES
NAME 1 REASON WHY JAMES BOND SHOULD BE BLACK LET ALONE A BLACK WOMAN
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I'm still annoyed they made Moneypenny a nigger. Fuck this shit.
She's not aesthetically pleasing. She is there when Idris Elba would've sufficied perfectly. She is not wanted.
AYYO KERNEL
GIMME DAT COHDEEN
AH SHIT AH MEEN CODEC
No. For Sneed.
JAMES BOND IS A PRIVILEGED WHITE MALE
AND A REAL SEXIST WOMANIZER, CLASSIC PATRIARCHY
THIS IS THE CHARACTER, THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASON TO CHANGE IT
MAKE YOUR OWN ORIGINAL BLACK WOMYN SPY, OH NOBODY WANTS THAT?
SO YOU HAVE TO SHIT UP THINGS WE ALREADY LIKE? GOT IT LMAO
>Solid Gorilla, this is the Major. I have a mission for you.
She already was a Bond girl you absolute retard
He already said there shouldn't be a black bond.
>fuck off racist
>you don't have any reasonable criticisms besides her being black
>you don't have any reasonable criticisms besides her being black
>any reasonable criticisms besides her being black
>besides her being black
>her being black
We're talking about Bond here... Sean Connery is rolling around in his Grey BMW.
wtf sean connery is still alive right?
>>Bond is blamed for the internet
That motherfucker