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This is my favorite Keanu movie.

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Trying too hard, sport.

U like reddit reeves lmao

This is my favorite set of repeating digits

>newfags desperately trying to fit in

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>I FUCKING HATE KEANU REEVES

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I think it was called the car that couldn't slow down

Be honest with yourself, without googling, name 4 Keanu Reeves movies that aren't the Matrix or John Wick. He's a nice guy with a sad story, but he's never had an real memorable performances.

>OMG KEANNU REEVE IS IN MY FAVORITE VIDYA GAME CYBER PUNK OMG OMG KEANU REEVE HE BASED HEJUST LIKE ME HE SAD ON A BENCH JUST LIKE ME JUST AN ORDINARY GUY LIKE ME HE HAD HARD LIFE JUST LIKE ME I FRIGGEN LOVE KEANNU REEV

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>i need to fit in

*YAWN*
Go buy yer dad his beer jimmy

>I FRIGGEN LOVE KEANNU HE LIKE ME

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Johnny Mnemonic
Constantine
Point Break
Street Kings

Point Break
Speed
The Devil's Advocate
Bill and Ted
he's good.

Shit, how did I forget Constantine
12/10 occult kino

Let's be honest here, before he became a facebook-tier normie meme, he was always considered a wooden actor, he's A list but has never had a performance like Pitt, Cruise, DiCaprio, McConnahey, or even Depp

Bruh

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cantactino reeves

>Over acting and Oscar baiting good

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Why are zoomers trying to make people turn on the guy who made Point Break?

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For a website you supposedly hate, it surely lives rent free in your brains

Cruise Pitt and DiCaprio just act like themselves
Keanu has that aesthetic, he's watchable

Because he made the career choice to be in a shitty video toy for children.

>Any performance with any effort or craft is overacting

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of course he's watchable, he's just not a great actor, this is probably his best performance, but next to the rest of the A list he doesn't measure up. also, I just don't like zoomers and their "OMG HE'S BREATHTAKING" memes.

Hahaha
>aaargh damn Keanu Reeves for selling out and doing fun entertainment for money and clout.
I know you're baiting now. Even for Yea Forums, it's too obvious.

quad confirms it

So you direct your hatred towards an innocent man doing his best instead of dabbing on the zoomers you hate? Sounds like zoomer behavior to me.

FRIGGEN LOVE KEANU REEVE AND SCIENCE

speed
constantine
the neon demon
dracula

I could name more if you weren't such a massive faggot

reading comprehension nigga

>Constantine
My man

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My reading comprehension is fine. Don't back pedal now redditor, you're exposed. You don't like thing because popular now.

>farmer 2 played by a woman
I could take it or leave it

Keanu Reeves is leagues ahead of guys like Reddit Cruise or DiCaprio. There is no one else like him on the planet, the unique sincerity he brings to his roles is impossible to imitate. He is irreplaceable. Actors are retards. Keanu is a post-thespian.

t. manchild

Keanu Reeves is about to curbstomp reddit cinephiles and elevate video games past all known forms of expression, art and entertainment.

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>I ignored every point you made but YOU'RE the one who's at fault

you're a superstar

None of those points are relevant. I'm sorry. Go fidget a spinner or something.

It's a shame these two never got together.

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Friggen LOVE KEANNNU
He had HARD life
He SIT on bench and is SAD
SO RELATABLE
KINO REEVEF HE OUR GUY AND BASE

Pretty based post, dude, but you still need to have sex.

Friggen love have sex meme
Friggen funni stuff that meme
Friggen love it

>can't bruise the cruise xD
>for me, it's tom hardy and jake gyllenhaal
>ryan gosling is LITERALLY /ourguy/

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Fuck off, every movie that Keanu is in is memorable. Keanu is the god of kino.

Based and checked!

Friggen love brainlet wojak
Friggen funni meme that
Friggen love it

based nonwhite

I wonder what Sandra's legs feel like, oh God, I am horny and in addition to this, I am also so lonely.

Friggen love based meme
Friggen love based and redpilled meme
Friggen love it

Cruise mogs him though, don't cope.

kek

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We're talking about careers and besides Cruise does a shitload of crazy stunts

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure
Point break
My own private Idaho
Parenthood

top jej

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Friggen love seething meme
Friggen love it

>Yea Forums loves keanu for years
>reddit starts to like him too
>contrarians suddenly hate him

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This

Wino Ryder

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>tv loves simpsons for years
>reddit starts sneedposting
>suddenly we're glad to get rid of comfy simpsons

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>this is probably his best performance
Point Break is cool but his best performance is in Devil's Advocate

>that Mary Ann scene

he might be alright but the john wick movies are bit weird. they're not complete trash fucking weird utopia world where wick does his thing. but then again, they're generic action movies so theres that.

Prime Winona is an absolute 10\10

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Two big bags of sand.

this guy seems low IQ, the kind of guy who'll turn to you and say "music is the best!" and it's on you to figure out how to humor him.

okay guys

>r/iamverysmart

Constantine
Knock Knock
Devil's Advocate
Bill and Ted

Guys, check out Brotherhood of Justice on Hulu. It's terrible. You'll love it

All of the others but I feel like I was the only one to watch Siberia. I liked it.

No it was called "There's a bomb on the bus."

You know they are though right? They even do the for me, it's _____ and some other stuff.

literally r*ddit

>Why I do love Keanu Reeves, how could you tell?

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Based, fucking redditors here sucking him off the same exact time that reddit is

t. newfag

bill and ted
bill and ted 2
point break
Constantine

Do you actually have your own thoughts or do you just reflexively oppose everything reddit likes?