"user give me your soul."

>"user give me your soul."

what you do

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Im Asian

BURN THE WITCH OF THE WOOD

spoiler alert
nobody actually has a soul

Or maybe you're the only one who doesn't have it

dont you mean my anal fluid with your probe?

sadly just like your virginity, it's lost forever

kill me anya please

Tell roastie to fuck off.

oh?
and how would you know whether you have one
dont tell me you BELIEVE

kek

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>"No thanks."

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Give her some butter and ask when it was like being fucked by a goat.

>fuck off roastie, I only date white women
>do a 360 and walk away
Yeah, I'm thinking that would be the best course of action.

>best course of action
Highly unlikely, considering that if you went 360 degrees you'd be right back to where you started. What you were probably trying to say was 180 degrees which would have you facing the other direction. If you graduated high school you might know this.

nice CGI

Sorry, it is not mine to give

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No can do, but tell you what, I'll give you my heart

Take it.

r/woooosh

Sorry I already gave mine to Daddario. I guess you're going to have to take something else from me.

DIE REDDITOR, DIE DIE DIE

you wish, tranny

can I give you a baby instead?

>Guys i gave her my soul and she didn't even blow me just ran off. i fell for the succubus meme again

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>he doesnt feel the holy spirit guiding him through life
must suck to be you

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"Fuck off, Whore."

I'm actually 99% sure I'm an npc. I don't know why I do anything. I'll go through such long stretches where there is no thoughts, like I'm catatonic, but then I also feel like I'm not even the one doing anything and I'm just observing myself. It's hard to explain and I'm terrible at writing or voicing my thoughts.

I was actually disappointed the goat didn't fuck her

Are you a NEET?

>ok but you have to succ it out of me

Unfortunately yes
Thanks. It's nice out this week I'll do that.

does she have naked boobis

>Unfortunately yes
That explains it, it was the same way for me before I got back into my hobbies.

You'll have to suck it out through my dick. You'll know when you a bunch of white stuff come out. That's when you swallow.

good on you. being in nature is very healing. it brings out a primordial sense of freedom that tech modernity has tried it's best to destroy.

If this post is unironic we are doomed

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Freedom is not a virtue user. There’s a reason we have left the wilderness.

made for BGD (big goat dick)

The only way to extract my soul is through my penis, gently, with your mouth.

your civilization is rotten to it's core and in freefall declination. it makes more sense to separate yourself from it if you value your sanity.

It's a false flag by iFunny.

Decline, Ted.

Enjoy your mandatory neural implants

If Anya turned up as a succubus to tempt me to hell I would gladly dive in head first.

I'm dying inside.

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Here you go. You can have it.
Now suck my schlong.

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Only if you'll be my gf otherwise no!

>Well, la-dee-da, Mrs.Park Avenue Manicure

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body doubles should be illegal

I don't know whether it has any value after the soul crushing depression.

based and checked

t. ginger

>freefall declination
lmao

ayyy trying to communicate

Why are you dallying, user?

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‘tis thy budding chest and lovely eyes, dear sister... it doth provoke a most unnatural sensation betwixt my thighs