If you could have chosen any living director to direct the Star Wars sequel trilogy, and there were no budget constraints or concerns for financial viability, who would you have chosen?
My choices:
VII - Quentin Tarantino
VIII - S Craig Zahler
IX - David Lynch
VII would be a fun romp, VIII would be a gritty and unwinnable cliffhanger, and IX would be a surreal final chapter leaving fans to debate how the saga really ended.
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JJ Abrams
Mike Stoklasa
Spielberg
Uwe Boll. Trash property deserves trash director
You said "any director to direct the trilogy" then you named three different directors. So which is it, one guy to do all 3 or pick and choose each one for nonexistent scripts?
Probably the only director who could have made Star Wars in the same vein as the originals.
>no young and handsome Jedi main character
DROPPED
I would choose the same director for all three films, lack of consistency is one of the major problems of the sequel trilogy.
Utterly based.
Well I mean do whatever the fuck you want, no one cares
Alex Garland and James Gunn
James Cameron, so it never comes out.
The originals had three different directors
Tommy Wiseau
Ron Howard, he'd at least have cared, tried and not fucked it up
Solid choices
Fuck it why not
Yeah cos SOLO was so great
Michael Bay
Kill yourself reddit nigger
>My choice
>anyone other than George Lucas
David Lynch for all three. His version of Dune was kino.
It's not a matter of director, it's the matter of a shitty script.
They should just have adapted any of the Expanded Universe books that was well-received.
Expanded Universe books are still shit, but they're still much better than the sequels which you can tell were written by boomers who had no interest in the star wars lore
Fun Fact: RLM proposed Tommy as director for Star Wars in their commentary to The Room.
Doesn't matter. If it wasn't a yes-man to Kennedy, she'd just axe him and demand you pick a new one. Repeat until you got a yes-man and the result would be the same as what we got.
Michael Dougherty
He would have been perfect to nail the goofy 70s vibe if the original while really taking it seriously and not making the fan service too blatant.
I think the implication is that if you could pick any director, Kathleen's will can be ignored, except when it comes to budget.
Is Dune really good? I love most Lynch films. But even Lynch didn't like Dune. So I've never bothered.
You're Kathleen Kennedy. You can pick whoever you want.
make up your own mind zoomer poof
>not making the fan service too blatant
Youre joking right?
Nolan
>you're Han Solo, a male Human smuggler from the planet Corellia who achieved galactic fame as a member of the Rebel Alliance and later the New Republic. Born on Corellia, you were orphaned at an early age and taken by the pirate Garris Shrike to serve on his crew. You were treated cruelly, and served Shrike for many years before escaping while in your teens. You became a smuggler, and fell in love with Bria Tharen, though she left you due to her duties to the Rebel Alliance. You then entered the Imperial Academy at Carida, serving with distinction. You were kicked out, however, when you stopped an Imperial officer from beating a Wookiee named Chewbacca with a neuronic whip for resisting capture. In gratitude, the Wookiee swore a life debt to you, protecting you with his life and a bond of friendship formed between the two that was unbreakable. You became a smuggler once again, with Chewbacca at your side!
That still leaves the management in place. Whatever director would then just give up after getting roadblocked at every turn.
>Michael Bay
Not necessarily related but always thought he'd be perfect for Superman.
You sound like you have few to no friends
No I'm not joking.
He literally had Rodan come out of a volcano because he died on one in an old 70s movie. Shit nobody would know but people that loves the film.
>Nolan
>the force is a feeling that connects you to the world around you
>the force is love
USE THE FORCE MURPH
Quit being a spoil sport and just tell us your dreams if you had full creative control.
you sound like a zoomer poof who needs his own opinions spoonfed to him.
Filoni is human garbage without george.
Cool
>Is Dune really good? I love most Lynch films. But even Lynch didn't like Dune. So I've never bothered.
user, Dune 1984 is sublime. For what it's worth it's a very dreamlike movie that is only hard to understand if you aren't paying attention, but you will want to because it all looks interesting. There is literally not one dull moment in that film. Now what you may have heard is that Lynch disowned the TV version, which includes scenes that he cut out. Now, that version is awesome, I care what he says, but as for his cut, he still stands by it. Not seeing Dune 1984 is like not seeing the original Star Wars. There is so much to say that I won't even try.
So yeah a Star Wars film done by Lynch would probably make us all cum.
You can say or think whatever you want about these two freaks but they can make great movies, and would have handled Star Wars very well.
Not if those above her told her to back the fuck off or GTFO. If Disney has any sense at all (doubtful, see: SW:GE) they will slam the brakes on their social justice storylines, fire all their writers, and hire some fans.
Don’t be money hungry leech and recognize the mainline series ended at ROTJ.
>fix the sjw shitfest by making it an sjw shitfest
Bold strategy
Ok cool I will give it a go
so is all of star wars, what's your point?
Their films were never SJW shitfests.
They would have made it cringe and edgelord as fuck like Jupiter Ascending
You won't be sorry. Have a good time, friendo.
VII- Brad Bird
VIII- James Wan
IX- Duncan Jones
Name 3 of their "great" movies
>Yeah cos SOLO was so great
Compared to TLJ? Yea, it was. If you've actually seen the movie you'd know its decent. The fact he cleaned up that mess to what it was is very telling. Think of what he could have done without the obligations of a prequel.
NJO was kino as fuck. It was unique.
Legacy Era was also great, other than shitty Cade Skywalker
Matrix
Speed Racer
V for Vendetta
Bonus: Bound
Finally a serious answer. This would probably yield a somewhat more traditional Star Wars...
>>Yeah cos SOLO was so great
>Compared to TLJ? Yea, it was. If you've actually seen the movie you'd know its decent.
not them, but I'm ashamed that I missed out on seeing Solo in the theater, it was pretty good. TFA was the same, but man did RO and TLJ stink.
The directing isn't the problem, it's the writing, so the question is moot. If we're talking about who should have written it, the answer is obvious, Timothy Zahn, he's already written the true Sequel trilogy anyways...
Bound
The Matrix
Bound
Prepare to be disappointed. You got memed on. I couldn't finish watching the film because it was too creepy in typical Lynch fashion.
Well in the case of the sequels, the director was also the writer. Get rid of the director, you lose their script to. I mean it's just a fun question, no need to complicate it.
Bound.
The entire Matrix Trilogy.
Speed Racer.
I dont think you know what great means, i see some perfectly fine movies there, especially if youre 13 years old, but theyve never come close to anything great
Yeah but their mental Illness hadn’t taken hold by that point, guarantee now they’re trannies it’s idpol shitfest
Ed Wood
Sounds great.
Bound is literally a great movie. It's such an esthetically pleasing movie, every shot is beautiful.
>I couldn't finish watching the film because it was too creepy
t. Norm McNormieton
If someone says that they couldn't finish watching it because they thought it was "creepy" it's because their attention span is shot and they're massive pussies who get intimidated by legitimately intense cinema. Truth be told, user, you made the best choice since you're too fragile to handle great film. Watching it may even make you go insane.
Don't listen to these losers. Dune is absolute trash, both the story and visuals. David Lynch isn't made for this kind of movies and he recohnized it and disowned the film because it sucked so bad
doug liman
yes there's a little bit of bloat toward the end of edge of tomorrow but the very end is so good. like you laugh, then tom laughs, then you're all going like wew.
that's the kind of touch that made the first star wars a hit. not the subsequent fucking trudging mythology and epic saga of generations dirge
>disowned the film
Just the TV version.
The film opens with a disgusting giant talking worm with a roastie vagina for a mouth. Then there's the morbidly obese baron being all disgusting and shit.
lynch's dune boofs
I feel like the thrawn trilogy could have easily been adapted into a film.
>30 years or whatever after ep6
>remaining imperials systems and new republic have been in a cold war, new commander is making big push and fucking new republic up
>ignore c'boath or whatever his name was, ignore luuke garbage
>keep the new smuggler people, talon karde, etc, keep the snake things that dispel force powers, keep the assassin aliens that work for thrawn
You could even put Mara Jade in it somehow and elements of the Dark Empire dark horse series and rogue squadron series.
eh it doesn't matter
i sure did hate ep8.
Nu wars is faggot shit and so is this thread.
It's fine that you don't like it, but describing something as "too Lynchian" is only going to appeal to a Lynch fan.
>The film opens with a disgusting giant talking worm with a roastie vagina for a mouth
Vaginas bother me too sometimes, user, but this is Yea Forums.
>its decent
Its fucking garbage, fuck you and disney wars.
Michael Bay
All of them. And maybe some spin-off too
Neil Blomkamp for 7, ratchet up the sci fi and weirdness of the aliens.
Alphonso Cuaron for 8 / dark middle of thr trilogy (he made the only kino HP adaptation, and Children of Men is good)
Terrence Malick for some transcendant myth shit to close the trilogy of trilogies.
It's aight. Pacing is pretty bad, plot loses its thread by the end. Some interesting visuals and cool moments. Worth a watch at least.
you should have hated episode 7 as well faggot.
Yeah and what's this fetish about Ashoka?? I don't watch the cartoons but I've seen some clips and she looks like a Mary Sue. i mean Vader is the fucking badass villain and he struggles to beat this literal who? Also this moron created time travel to bring back his waifu and open the gates of Hell. Why is everyone praising this moron. I think George only piked a pack of hypocritical ass kissers ass his successors
I enjoy Dune even more knowing that it makes some people hate it with a passion for some odd reason. Odd because there's another version on film that they claim to love, so not sure why Lynch's Dune bothers them so much. It's a harder seethe than SW prequel haters.
He didn't see Jupiter Ascending. It's literally TFA, but even looks gayer. I also think KAthleen Kennedy used this trash of a movie as a template for TFA, she wanted Eddy Redmane to play Kylo Ren at first
Okay. But I still don't consider it a truly Lynch film since it's an adaptation, it's more like a traditional film but with Lynch elements placed throughout it. If you're watching it because you like Dune you'll be disappointed by the Lynch elements and if you like Lynch you'll be disappointed by the Dune part of it.
The most painful thing is just how they treated the original characters. I wouldn't even give a shit about Mary Sue and Apeface Imperial Janitor, if they had treated the original characters with the fucking respect they deserved. But nah, Luke got turned into the complete opposite of his character, Han & Leia's relationship got destroyed before the movie even began and their son turned out to be the biggest edgelord in the entire Star Wars universe...
Thrawn trilogy felt like the natural continuation of their story, it treated the characters how they should be treated (i.e. give them meaningful stories and development), while also adding new and interesting stuff (Luuke certainly wasn't the best, but even that part is better than anything in the sequels)...
This is based except man I really hate Terrence Malick
George Lucas
Brian de Palma
David Lynch (best for middle act)
Steve Oedekerk
This is now a Dune thread apparently
I unironically support this post
De Palma is based but he hasn't made a good film in 20 years so it's a risky choice.
And Steve Oedekerk, do you really want the final act to be Space Balls tier?
>but with Lynch elements placed throughout it.
Yeah because the original novel was so normal.
The only choice.
Just replace redhead Hitler by Thrawn, give Kylo Ren Revan's motives to betray Luke (the Galaxy was in need of a hero, Luke didn't want to get involved).
Get entirely rid of Snoke, the movies didn't need a mysterious figure like the OT did, it only makes for a shitty Sheev rip off.
Thrawn persuaded Kylo to join.
Give Rei actually mediocre Force powers, make her rely more on her wit and willpower. Don't give her a special origin story. She's just the hidden granddaughter of a random Jedi Knight who died just after order 66.
There I fixed SW.
>And Steve Oedekerk, do you really want the final act to be Space Balls tier?
That guy is the kind of guy who would put out the closest thing to the original tone of RotJ than the others, and yeah. First act, brutal, fun, and leaving you wanting more, second act-OH no we fucked up!, and third act a bit of a romp.
>(the Galaxy was in need of a hero, Luke didn't want to get involved).
Kill yourself zoomer nigger faggot.
exactly
Reasons why Mike is wrong with his time-travel theory:
>Falcon dish can simply be a replacement
>holding a medal from a departed loved one is normal
>the lightsaber got fixed
>ive Rei actually mediocre Force powers, make her rely more on her wit and willpower.
I know it's preaching to the choir but her being so insanely powerful is so ridiculously uninteresting.
I always felt like the most interesting Luke Skywalker adventures were when he was around the ep5 power levels with the force. He'd still carry a blaster but could focus and pull off some neato stuff when he really had to - not some overpowered anime character with no weakness.
What?
I wasn't clear actually :
A war is going on except none of the two parties are actually evil. Luke doesn't want to get involved and Leia is doing her best to find peace. Kylo wants to be a hero and joins the Republic before switching sides.
Even in 6 he doesn't feel invincible at all.
>lightsaber litterally explode into energy/dust
>fixed
>"where did you get this?"
>"Thats a story for another time"
no.
Reasons why Mike is right, but it didn't occur to him:
>Butthole eyes got Anakin's lightsaber somehow and it was fucking super lost
>Butthole eyes refused to answer how she got it
>it just so happens that the same director is going to answer that question
I hope a nigger cuts your fucking cock sucking cunt of a mother's throat.
I would have someone oversee the three-part storyline and carefully plan out at least all major beats and recurring motifs/call-backs. (Michael Arndt? Lucas and someone with a better grasp on story structure). Also I would have a visual style guide that is adhered to in order to keep consistent with the previous films (OT more than prequels)
(This way shitty slow-mo Matrixesque shots, that pointless recreation of the (still better executed) shot from Wings and Spaceballs-style visual jokes would be prevented).
For directors:
VII: Gore Verbinski: can keep it moving, fun, and can create masterful set pieces (also used to work at ILM)
VIII: Guillermo del Toro -- can get dark and mythic and actually offer visual interest.
IX: Brad Bird or Ron Howard - can wrap it up with fun and some emotional satisfaction.
>different directors, not having a cohesive trilogy
I would have Kathryn Bigelow direct a full trilogy working from Lucas' original ST treatment.
Who would play Osama Bin Laden?
You are thinking of the old Spielberg. Not the one who is lazy as hell and makes shit like RP1.
Why that ?
Nice choice.
I'd go...
Fincher w Daisy
Doug Liman w Blunt as villain
Christopher McQuarrie w Cruise as Jedi Christ
...Or I'd just hand the keys over to George Miller. He'd know what to do.
Lynch,Kubrick,Mozart
Sure, but they had George the whole time. The sequel trilogy has fucking nothing, just dubious quality directors throwing shit at the wall with no overarching plan.
Well who do you choose then?
You are correct.
George, you dumb fuck
I unironically support your opinion
SW doesn't need better directors, it needs writers
Cuaron for all 3 movies. HP3 is better than every capeshit movie ever made
Wild at Heart is also an adaptation of a novel. Do you also not count that as a full Lynch film?
Woody Allen.
Imagine a Star Wars film told in a bittersweet retrospective in the style of Annie Hall about the protagonist's (a weedy, neurotic and socially inept nerd who is nonetheless still relatively intelligent and successful) experiences, with screentime being dedicated almost entirely to them having witty and cynical banter with their much more socially adjusted and normal friends, and hitting on women in cantinas, whilst their inevitable triumph against The Empire occurred almost entirely off-screen, or only came up in idle chit-chat. One words lads: K I N O.
Writing is more important, though.
I'd have
JMS write it
George to direct
For starters, why the fuck would you split the movies up and give them to different directors? That just fucks with the narrative and creative direction.
In any case:
>Director: Denis Villeneuve
>Screenplay: Ronald D. Moore
>SFX: James Cameron
>Exec Producer: Stephen Spielberg
>Assistant Producer: George Lucas
Any arguments against this?
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Imagine killing yourself
I hope you get cancer
bad day champ?
Yes, obviously the protagonist would be obsessed with death too, but that's a given :^)
K I N O
based
James Cameron is the only correct answer. Although he'd never do it because it's not his IP.
Virtually fucking anybody, as long as they do all three. What killed the sequel trilogy was Abrams going full Lost and putting in a ton of mysterious hints with no actual end-game in sight for The Force Awakens, and then having Johnson come in, realize that there were no good answers to the questions raised by TFA, and say "fuck it, I'll just make a deliberately shitty movie and let rabid post-modernists praise it as avante garde art." Sure, Johnson fucked TLJ hard between hermit Luke, pointless space casino bloat, that insipid Poe vs Admiral Feminist arc, etc, but there was never going to be a good followup to TFA. There is no good answer for who Rey's parents are, or how sphincter eyes got the lightsaber, or why Luke went into hidden exile but left a scavenger hunt treasure map to find him, or who Snoke is.
he respects george too much
This and only this
VII George Lucas
VIII George Lucas
IX George Lucas
There is no other choice
Gareth Evans. Just imagine what he could do. I was genuinely excited when I saw Iko Uwais and Mad Dog turn up in TFA - in the same scene, no less. But no, it was just pointless bait.
>I would choose the same director for all three films
The director isn't the problem, it's the writing.
>TLJ bad
>no way anyone could have done a decent follow up to TFA
>Johnston must have fucked up on purpose
Or maybe he doesn't know how to make a good movie. And thinks subverting the expectations of the audience counts as good film making.
all nu wars is faggot shit
>w Blunt as villain
Stop it, I can only get so erect.
>w Cruise as Jedi Christ
Anakin already exists zoomer nigger
Wrong. Rey could have been a creation of Palatine and turned dark side with Snoke who could have been Plagius and Luke could have been exiled because he realized that by making Kylo suppress his dark side he made him embrace it because he didn't have a healthy outlet for it so he goes to the og Jedi Temple and finds that originally Jedi where grey and held light and dark in balance, thus correcting the mistakes the order had been making since Anikin.
kill yourself reddit nigger
lol, that sounds gay as fuck. But hey, whatever helps you pretend TFA didn't already completely fuck over any hope we had of good sequels...
Nice!
VII - Lars von Trier
VIII - Alex Proyas
IX - Luc Besson
Here's how I would fix TLJ, absolute clusterfuck that it is.
>Luke found The First Jedi Temple and learned that The Jedi Order was originally gray without a dark/light dichotomy and him pushing that dichotomy on Ren is what made him fully embrace darkness; he founds Gray Order with Rey whom he properly trains for a awhile.
>Finn/Poe bro adventure
>Snoke is Plaguis
>no cringe humor
>flashback montage where survivors of Luke's Academy are all hunted down and eliminated by Phasma; some are turned by Kylo and made Knights of Ren
>The last survivor is mind-wiped and dropped on a desert world for her own protection from The Chrome Annihilator: Rey.
>climax is Phasma owning Rebels on salt planet; Luke fights off entire Knights of Ren, killing most them
>Rey and Kylo fight
>Phasma holds off Luke long enough for Snoke's escape; retreats after Rey arrives
>Ep. 9 is final war against Snoke, Kylo, Phasma, what ever KoR are left
I would have it directed by Harrison Ford and cast Kathleen Kennedy as the Darth Vader equivalent and Bob Iger as the Palpatine with George Lucas being the new Jedi protagonist.
kek
Unironically Gareth Edward.
What's with the Phasma wankery?
Cool armor, sexy voice, cinnamon roll actress who still looks like she could snap you like a twig.
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Kill yourself reddit poof
James Gunn for all 3 episodes. Or George Lucas.
Lucas definitely co-writing them all
based
only a sith deals in absolutes
>why the fuck would you split the movies up and give them to different directors? That just fucks with the narrative
Because who gives a fuck about consistency, trilogies are outdated, I'd be happy with three related but disparate Star Wars films by crazy directors.
>Director: Denis Villeneuve
Pretty good idea for a classic but serious Star Wars. Villenueve would do great.
Yes please
>ctrl-f "ridley"
it's almost as if you women don't want to watch senile madness unfold on-screen
>tarantino
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rian johnson is better than anyone on your list OP you dumb faggot
These are based suggestions
Rian Johnson
Rian Johnson
and
Rian Johnson
at least he's getting his trilogy (it's happening)
>Likes Rian Johnson more than David Lynch
Wow you ain't gonna find much support for that opinion here on Yea Forums
>thinks David Lynch could direct a fucking Star Wars movie
>thinks David Lynch isn't a hack who made Lost Highway three times in a row
pls no
His producer is putting up the money. Rian Johnson is literally the one person who is
1. brave enough to deal with star wars "Fans" shitting on his movie
2. has any ideas at all or film chops (they hired D&D for a second trilogy but Rian is actually helping them with it because they are so impotent)
he's not gonna find much support for that opinion anywhere at all
maybe there are some private disney mom messageboards I don't know about
I want Carpenter to make it into a horror show in a good way, not the way we have now.
Ronald D Moore and Bear McCreary did a good job with Battlestar Galactica. I expect more from space opera than Nu-Wars. A wasted opportunity to make something awesome, like the OT!
>he's not gonna find much support for that opinion anywhere at all
That's because you're an NPC faggot who is cucked to the same opinions as reddit
>David Lynch for all three.
This is the patrician answer. We were robbed of Lynchian Star Wars kino once already.
I can't be an NPC faggot because I haven't seen a single Rian Johnson turd unlike you
I haven't even a single feature film from the last 2 years
>I can't be an NPC faggot because I haven't seen a single Rian Johnson turd
user that's NPC you don't watch films and talk high shit when you're a fucking pleb. Brick is kino and better than anything you probably like.
>I haven't even a single feature film from the last 2 years
It shows because that's why you're so quick to hate on Rian Johnson when the last jedi was one of the only good films from 2017
Brick is a fucking turd, seethe more turd lover
Rian Johnson looks like a fucking faggot, I bet he's a real david lynch fan too. Too bad he's a talentless hack unlike Lynch.
>thinks David Lynch could direct a fucking Star Wars movie
Yeah I do. I'd like it. And you probably wouldn't like it. That's fine.
>made Lost Highway three times in a row
He should have made it 4 times.
you know how theres this stereotype of some Russian Helga-esque woman who looks like shes on roids, is 7 ft tall and can break an average human's skull with her bare hands?
Gwendoline Christie fits that stereotype fucking perfectly but her character jobs like a retard and shes some lawful good character in other shows.
Case and point, you post like a retarded zoomer from reddit
Lol hating Rian Johnson doesn't make you a cuck. Quite the opposite actually, cuck boy.
I wouldn't have chosen anyone. Sequels were an ever bigger mistake than the prequels. I've said this since the movies were announced in 2012.
>thinks David Lynch could direct a fucking Star Wars movie
>Yeah I do. I'd like it. And you probably wouldn't like it. That's fine.
Then you're even more retarded than I thought possible because Lynch literally fucking didn't want to do Return of the Jedi and thus has never wanted to make a star wars movie (because he can't and has to do the same surreal flick over and over again)
I may post like a retarded zoomer, but you ARE the retarded zoomer
you watch Disney movies hahhahahahhahahaha
Yes, actually, hating Rian Johnson makes you a full blown cuck
Go watch Tarantino flicks and John Wick. The Last Jedi is better than anything you like and is Disneys only good star wars movie.
Yeah I know he didn't want to. But I'd like him to. I'm well aware that my wishlist isn't actually going to happen.
>thinks David Lynch could direct a fucking Star Wars movie
>Yeah I do.
He can't or he would have. Go watch your shitty Dune flick.
Ron Howard to direct
Drew Karpyshyn to write
I hated Star Wars 8 but I liked Looper and I am looking forward to Knives Out. What does that make me?
What about Brick?
You got filtered for Episode 8.
I liked Brick, Looper and TLJ but Knives Out doesn't interest me
>Ron Howard to direct
KEK, he's such a shit director
7 - The Wachowskis
8 - Park Chan-wook
9 - Peter Jackson
you know somethings bad when the wachowskis seem like the best pick there
Gore Verbinski.
The Pirates movies have much more meaningful similarities with Star Wars than anything JewJew’s shit out. At the absolute fucking least he knows how to do great swordfights, stuntwork, practical effects mixed seemlessly with cgi, and a cast of vibrant memorable characters who play off each other well.
>The Pirates movies
I somehow still haven't seen those. Then again, it was just last month that I finally watched LotR. I'm in my 20s, too; there's no excuse.
Rian Johnson is a cuck baby face homo and so are you
Keanu Reeves' farts are more nuanced than any scene in the last jedi, brick or looper.
George Lucas has more talent in his double chin than rian johnson has in his entire reddit porfolio (consisting of 3 reddit flicks). If Rian Johnson had even an ounce of creativity, he would create his own star wars, but he can't because he's a brainlet. Can you prove me wrong? You can't. Rian Johnson is the pleb. George Lucas is the dictator. David Lynch is a dictator. The Wachowski trannies are dictators. James Cameron is a dictator. Michael Bay is a dictator. Rian Johnson will always be a seething pleb along with the rest of the worthless trash that work for Disney.
myself
if its going to be shit it might as well make me money
Spoken like a literal redditor you even mentioned Keanu Reeves for no fucking reason at all except that you're a fucking pleb
It was actually a response to you mentioning John Wick and David Tarantino, your two favourite things
fucking pleb trash
Quentin Fincher
Denis Nolan
ingmart bergman
>Legacy Era was also great, other than shitty Cade Skywalker
Too bad Cade was the main character of nearly all Legacy era stories, making Legacy utter trash.
George Miller for 7
John Woo for 8
George Miller again for 9
Lucas producing
A decent writer to reject/make everyone's ideas work. He's there for all 3 films.
First spinoff is given do David Lynch
The more ambitious EU material mostly sucked; particularly the post-RotJ stuff. The best EU material was really the one-off side story stuff.
So you have no argument
>John Woo
He's been making constant trash for years now. When did his last good movie even come out?
>Tarantino
>Carpenter
>John Woo
>David Lynch
>James Cameron
Why does Yea Forums praise shit directors?
Stephen Chow and the Kung-Fu Hustle team for 7
Gareth Evans and The Raid team for 8
Jackie Chan for 9
Chan also cameos as a weird little goblin Yoda-like character
Instead of a spaghetti western-fantasy it's like an HK Kung-Fu fantasy in space.
Would be cash and make money in china
Honestly it was gonna be Miller for all 3 but I saw Hard Boiled last week and it qas so fucking kino it's still in my mind.
Has he seriously just made trash recently? I didn't know
>Has he seriously just made trash recently?
Pretty much. Mission Impossible 2 is probably his last decent film, and even then it's the worst MI film.