/csg/ CHRIS STUCKMANN GENERAL
just took a shit. AMA
>TL;DR
I took a shit. Ask me anything
Nice thread
What color was it?
get STUCKMANNIZED
FAGGOT
TREE
Red ochre
ZOD'S
SNAPPED
NECK
Remember that time Chris wrote his own script for Superman vs Batman and got absolutely ripped for it? Good cringe times.
MORE LIKE SUCKMANN HAHA
It's adorable that he thinks he's a successful film maker and not just a pathetic film critic.
Doesn't he have some cringey low budget art film on the way or something?
His tattoos are super cool though, i wonder what his grandma thinks of those.
>"hey grandma check out my new ink"
>"what is that? A cartoon fox from a kids television series?"
>"NO GRANDMA, YOU FUCKING PLEB ITS STAR FOX THE GLALACTIC PILOT WARRIOR WH-"
>"when are you getting a real job Christopher?"
It's funnier cause he thinks he's a real critic too.
Bump
cringe
hes so cringe its kino
No, he's not cringekino. The guys in this webm are cringekino.
His shitty failed Drive ripoff ((((film)))) is fucking hilarious
What the fuck is going on here? What cunt did this happen in? China?
chris stuckmann moar liek PISS FUCKMANN amirite lel
Finally, The Man thread
Anyone know where can i watch Notes from Melanie?
This pisses me off every time I see it. Imagine trying to just go about your day and suddenly being knocked off your feet by a selfish fucking faggot getting dismembered? Kill yourself at home asshole, like normal people.
This is a parody right?
Can we all agree that the Chinese are not human?
Oh look, it’s the SomeCallMeJohnny of movies
>*Acting*
based Gore poster, crashing this thread with no survivors.
Posting in an epic thread
I'm Chinese and I'm not really sure if we're human.
Based Chink with some semblance of self-awareness.