/csg/ CHRIS STUCKMANN GENERAL

MORE LIKE SUCKMANN HAHA

It's adorable that he thinks he's a successful film maker and not just a pathetic film critic.
Doesn't he have some cringey low budget art film on the way or something?
His tattoos are super cool though, i wonder what his grandma thinks of those.

>"hey grandma check out my new ink"
>"what is that? A cartoon fox from a kids television series?"
>"NO GRANDMA, YOU FUCKING PLEB ITS STAR FOX THE GLALACTIC PILOT WARRIOR WH-"
>"when are you getting a real job Christopher?"

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It's funnier cause he thinks he's a real critic too.

Bump

cringe

hes so cringe its kino

No, he's not cringekino. The guys in this webm are cringekino.

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His shitty failed Drive ripoff ((((film)))) is fucking hilarious

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What the fuck is going on here? What cunt did this happen in? China?

chris stuckmann moar liek PISS FUCKMANN amirite lel

Finally, The Man thread

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Anyone know where can i watch Notes from Melanie?

This pisses me off every time I see it. Imagine trying to just go about your day and suddenly being knocked off your feet by a selfish fucking faggot getting dismembered? Kill yourself at home asshole, like normal people.

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This is a parody right?

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Can we all agree that the Chinese are not human?

Oh look, it’s the SomeCallMeJohnny of movies

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>*Acting*

based Gore poster, crashing this thread with no survivors.

Posting in an epic thread

I'm Chinese and I'm not really sure if we're human.

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Based Chink with some semblance of self-awareness.