What did you think of Nicki's performance in Barbershop: The Next Cut?

What did you think of Nicki's performance in Barbershop: The Next Cut?

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I think she's a natural actress.

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I wanna FUCK her

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I honestly think she's the hottest black woman in the world. Yes, I know lots of her is plastic, I don't care.

She’s sexy in the same way Ava Devine is sexy: A plastic mess, but something primal.

It's just called a bimbo fetish, user. I have one myself.

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are there any pictures of her before she inserted large, rigid chunks of silicone into various parts of her body?

It's different with Nicki, though, because she actually seems to be very smart. She's a brilliant rapper, after all, and she has been very calculating and intelligent in managing her career. I mean, she went into pop music when she's clearly better at rap, and it was because she knew she'd make more money as a pop star than she would as a rapper.

So she's not stupid, but she's become just as plastic as a bimbo fetish girl would be. Is there a "smart bimbo" subfetish we can slot her into?

>She's a brilliant rapper
I dunno about that one, user (and this isn't just me saying "lol rap bad", there's a lot of it I like). She just falls into that rare "ebony bimbo" category, a lot like Moriah Mills, and for some reason that very niche genre absolutely does it for me.

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>She’s a brilliant rapper
Every fucking song has the same vocal cadence

What are her measurements? I have masturbated to so many thicc ass bitches that I literally cannot ejaculate without confirmation that a whore's ass is at the very least 50"inches round. I can settle for 45 inches if I'm desperate however.

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Have sex

Can be a brilliant rapper.
See: her monster voice.

THURTY SIX
TWENNY FO
THURTY SIX

>It's different with Nicki, though, because she actually seems to be very smart

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Verse*

imagine being rewarded for filling yourself with large amounts of fat and plastic because you're also a nigger

>36

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What porn stars look like her besides moriah mills?

ONLY IF SHE FIVE THREE

Her songs are generic rap trash but what I'll agree with you on is that her real personality is miles away from the bitchy generic persona she puts out.
You can see her in some interviews where she's really down to earth and collected and I was honestly surprised when I saw her talk like that.
She also was a massive qt before she put on all that plastic

Yeah, that's the whole thing, her pop star personality is clearly an act. Even all the plastic she's put into herself is an act. She probably doesn't actually like that she's had to do it, but she does it because she wants to be successful and she sees filling herself with silicon as a primary way to do it. And she's been proven right, so there you go. She strikes me as very determined and ambitious, which I can appreciate.

Girls from Venezuela and a few from Colombia look like her and they are fleeing to the surrounding countries

Uggo plastic Moloch worshiper.

>making money = intelligence
Eww

I live in Scotland user

She's one of the people good at separating her real self from her media persona.
A lot of people think that all celebrities are exactly in real life, what they act like infront of cameras, being degenerate and all that.
That's bullshit. Made up only for middle aged women and preteens to read on tabloids.
She puts on a face, the normies buy into it and buy her shit

How much are they paying you to shill this hard for a thot?

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i'm so sick of niggers
i'm sick of this one especially
fuck niggers
fuck jannies
and fuck trannies

>he isn't turned on by a big fake plastic ass puddling itself across a seat

I don't know what to do for you, user.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

based

Why do I think Cardi B is disgusting, yet I want Nicki to shit on my face?

>forgetting jews

i'll fucking curbstomp you if you ever do that again you little faggot

Because you've probably listened to My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, haven't you? If your very first exposure to Nicki was that verse of hers on "Monster," you're probably liable to be more forgiving with what she's done with the rest of her career.

Even though she should have doubled down on rap and leaned into her MC skills. She wouldn't have made as much money, but she would have been a better artist.

Given Cardi is on record saying she literally likes the smell of her own farts, if scat's your thing you're probably better off with her.

Cardi looks like she has stds and cardi looks like a hobo chick without make up.

As trashy and ghetto that nicki is.
Theres a grace to her. There's a little bit of sexiness and beauty that cardi doesnt have.
Cardi looks like a cheap pornstar hooker
Nicki looks like a rap video honey or an upscale expensive escort.
Cardi is trashy and looks diseased

Nah, she literally got away with drugging dudes and any attempts to metoo her have failed.

I wouldn't call it acting if a woman turns on her fake raspy voice. Women who do this actually think they sound sexy but do not realise it is sexy if they use it now and then, not for every fucking word they say. It is like pretending to be a heavy smoker when they are obviousness not and it even damages your vocal cords to do this.

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Have a (you), i spat my coffee.

You wanna bet that Nicki's pretty ruthless in making sure she doesn't get any STDs? She seems to be extremely clinical and exacting about her career. She's probably at Leo Dicaprio levels of examining her potential sexual partners. I bet she makes any man she fucks sign an NDA.

>brilliant
>rapper
pick one you fucking nonce

If Google search results are to be believed, either 45 or 46 inches.

not him but she knows how to sell herself

with half naked pictures everywhere and filling herself to the brim with silicone
not exactly 4d chess in marketing

i hope this slut has made multiple sex tapes and nude photoshoots in her prime. she better release them all when her career is finished as a kind gesture to the world.

Looks like i have jungle fever now

her prime was before she was famous tho
pre-ops

>she's a brilliant rapper
more like brilliant brapper amirite

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lol
without being a plastic bimbo, she's nothing.

I think anyone who sticks their tongue out for a photo should be physically assaulted.

Cardi is ugly and was a literal prostitute. Thats why. Her personality is also much worse. Trashy hoodrat.

Dunno why people find this slag attractive. If I wanted to have sex with that much plastic I’d stick my dick in my PlayStation

>literally exaggerates every physical aspect men are supposed to find sexually attractive

>WHY DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER? HAVE SEX

maybe you're just low t?

bait

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Her producers sell her.

And yet its always stupid people that end up poor and cheated, what could be the cause?

>She puts on a face, the normies buy into it and buy her shit
actually her brother molested her and she and the family chose to cover it up so the brother could continue to rape kids so i'm not sure what your point is

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oh and there's the whole "perform so many grotesque surgeries on yourself congratulations you're addicted to oxy" thing

I don't care how fake it is.

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stay strong user, stay strong for Adolf

I fucking hate this dumb monkey bitch. Her voice annoys the fuck out of me

what a fucking whore

>here is your next Catwoman
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

shut up user I want a gear up scene with her trying to squeeze into a latex suit

She's not the next catwoman. She just said that she would do it.

"art"

what kind of accent does nicki have i find it soothing for some reason

Somewhere in the Caribbean islands

She doesn’t really have a Trinidadian accent. She moved to the states as a kid. It’s a New York City accent she has.

Cardi B is hotter and sexier.

You mean Megan Thee Stallion.

Absolutely fucking based taste Moriah Mills posters. Also yes, what other pornstars fit this fetish? The closest I’ve gotten is Rachel Starr with her fake ass although she’s pretty white and that other white bimbo, but attractive ebony bimbos are strangely hard to find in porn.

The only real difference between Nikki and Cardi B is that Cardi B doesn't hide that she's dirty.

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Cardi is a ratchet ho. Nicki is just pretending to be a ratchet ho. She’s an art school kid and is probably as much South-Asian as she is black.

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>white owned

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poor man's rihanna

rihanna is a poor man lol

thats about it tho

Lot of nicki threads lately

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her music is cancer
her fashion sense makes me cringe and she'd be better suited making porn instead of screeching and pretending she can sing.

based meganposter, just looking at her makes me hard desu

cringe

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Me too la

her verse on poke it out is amazing too

and thats a good thing

I can't imagine anything better than fucking a big ass ebony bitch doggystyle