when I wake up the first thing I look at is pic related
every morning
I love Alita and I love the Alita movie. James Cameron is truly a god
I hope we get a Sequel soon, I heard so far its looking good and Blu Ray will likely sell well.
Alita
Liam Brooks
Aaron Bailey
Xavier Ortiz
You should probably put yourself out of our misery.
Benjamin Morgan
why? its legit a good movie.
probably one of the best in the last 10 years.
Caleb Davis
Jack Torres
feels good man
Hudson Howard
whats the point of posting this literally every day? All you're doing is broadcasting your mental illness.
Joshua Sullivan
why did they let the general go so long that it attracted real psychopaths?
Nicholas Phillips
to meme the Sequel into existence
Hudson Myers
James Cameron didn't even direct it, stop giving him so much credit
Kevin Russell
youtube.com
this is what james cameron wanted
Camden Sanders
Is this the /sneed/ general?
Dominic Gonzalez
Yes
Ryder Richardson
She gets dicked by a brown guy in the manga and she dies in the end
Np
Nathaniel Ortiz
*BEEP BEEP*
>Hey user! I'm here to deliver your Blu-Ray copy of my movie! Thanks for all the support!
Jonathan Brooks
based
Grayson Clark
In what way does having a cute main character make a movie good? You're essentially on the same level as teenage girls with Justin bieber.
Colton King
It's a fun action movie. It's not just two hours of Alita eating oranges and chocolate, but i'd probably watch that too. It has cool fight scenes and sweet effects. Plus, it's a breath of fresh air franchise-wise. It's something new in a time where reboots and "cinematic universes" are the norm.
Liam Garcia
Carson Anderson
last time I had that much fun watching a movie was Edge of Tomorrow.
they really did a good job
based
Luke Clark
Logan Hill
How can a character be so pure?
youtube.com
Oliver Perry
please go back to where ever you came from
Brandon Perry
>It's something new in a time where reboots and "cinematic universes" are the norm.
It's an adaptation of an anime which was an adaptation of a manga. It's decades old.
Michael Miller
how old are you? seriously.
Grayson Ortiz
alita!
>In what way does having a cute main character make a movie good?
Looks are everything especially in films its not the one thing that makes it good but it helps a lot
Thomas Murphy
All you're actually accomplishing is adding more worthless shitposts to a you know what who fuckin cares
Evan Gutierrez
I'm aware of that. But do we have an Alita movie aside from the one that came out this year? It's new when it comes to feature films.
I'm in my early 20's. What's it to ya?
Caleb Ramirez
you keep saying "its good," but what you mean is you like it.
it fails on a great many basic levels. so it just comes off as disingenuous to claim it is good.
Levi Kelly
>I'm in my early 20's.
You seem legitimately retarded.
Nicholas King
no we will get a good Sequel
this is one of the kinos that deserves a sequel.
Colton Wilson
Art is subjective though
Eli Perez
You're a bully
Elijah Brooks
they don't make sequels to flops in hopes of pleasing what is now, clearly, one lone autistic person.
Blake Sanders
Corporate produced product for mass consumption isn't art.
Levi Peterson
when you're retarded, being called retarded isn't "bullying."
Nicholas Nelson
Alita or Dora?
Xavier Jenkins
>one lone autistic person
So the animators and set creators aren't artists? Directors and writers aren't artists?
You're saying it to be mean though. Stop!
Hunter Gray
>one lone autistic person.
Heh, nothin personnel kid
Thomas Reed
It's good to see Alita doing well on video. I'd honestly be sort of pissed if they don't do a sequel because in a time when everyone is supposedly clamoring for quality female characters Alita is better than most.
Cameron Jackson
Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.
Dylan Allen
It's the mouse that doesn't want her to be a star. The mouse is not your friend. Alita is our friend, she fights for OUR KINO.
Easton Walker
Where is this from?
Landon Nelson
>you keep saying "its good," but what you mean is you like it.
wait are you serious? would you with a straight face say the movie is objectively "bad"?
If so please elaborate exactly why
Gavin Rivera
He's just going to say some vague shit that doesn't matter. People who hate Alita are the real weirdos. If you're not into it, you're not into it. But being autistically pissed and full of hatred over a movie is way more batshit than enjoying something a lot.
Juan Hughes
James should demand they fund Alita sequels or cancel Avatar 2
Cameron Stewart
Well, they have the sets still built from the first movie, and the CGI tech for Alita doesn't need to be created from the ground up. A sequel could be even cheaper to make. James and Rodriguez could probably fund it themselves if they really wanted to, as a passion project. James Cameron sat on the rights for the movie since the 90's, I heard. He clearly cares about Alita.
Xavier Gutierrez
prepare to be bullied, nerd
Landon Young
I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD, AND ANIME ON MY SIDE
Parker Roberts
Wait I dont even know anything about Alita, just a pol tard wandering. Is alita is sex doll?
Lincoln Johnson
no she's a cyborg that uses Martian martial arts on evil cyborgs
Ryder Smith
Alita is a cyborg. She has a human brain. Now please fuck off before you /pol/lute this board any further.
Julian Rivera
Alitacels are fucking pathetic lmao
Juan Brooks
STOP BEING A BULLY
Ethan Hughes
Sebastian Robinson
Kill yourself.
Adam Jackson
I liked the CGI and the cyborg battles, but Alita as a character was really lacking and honestly so was everyone else in the movie. Also why is she such a slut that she gets wet for the first faggot she meets?
Isaac Turner
I made a short trailer using an Alita fight sequence. If anyone cares to see it let me know, I don't want to needlessly shill.
Bentley Jackson
Because he was the first guy that was nice to her that wasn't a father figure, plus pic related.
Benjamin Ramirez
Love at first sight, did you hear about her?
Aiden Sullivan
show me pls
Connor Gray
Sure thing friend. Any feedback is appreciated, even if it's just "this is shit lol"
Connor Nelson
alitty a cute!!
Isaiah Sanchez
are you a 16 year old girl? or just a homosexual?
Brody Brown
this is shit lol
Henry Lee
>this is shit lol
Christian Perez
That was based. Only negative thing I could say about it was that it did utilize the highest quality version of the film, but I assume you made this before that was available. Nice work!
Jonathan Roberts
Honestly, I feel like they should have gotten a different VA for her, I really didn't like her actress on top of her character being rather empty.
It felt too forced/rushed, Kinda wish Alita was more about her being a badass killing machine and less a shitty romance that feels shallow as a puddle. She shouldn't have had a love interest at all until like the second movie in or something.
Wyatt Nguyen
>floplita is an absolute abomination of an adaptation
>performs appallingly at the box office
>trust me guys, there will be a sequel!
Well, I'm convinced
Chase Stewart
Truly a smile worth protecting
Daniel Martinez
HECTOOORRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
remake with somethng other than a cam rip tho it otherwise good.
John Brooks
Alita is happiness.
Colton Ortiz
does she really give out that
>very fierce wamen yelp
as she walks in there? This looks fucking awful. I know Cameron is into the strong female leads but this is just embarrassing.
Chase Lopez
Thank you for your input friends. I'll work harder on the next one!
Thank you for the feedback! I shall do another Alita edit with higher quality footage.
Thanks lad. I'll do a remake soon.
Joseph Martinez
@118169700
imagine posting this in every thread and not even getting any (You)s from it.
Asher Gray
Therefore, Alita is one of the best screen versions, and not a set of fantasies "as it would be better from the point of view of the western scenario business"
Alita just tells the story.
Christian Jones
got yours.
thanks a bunch tranny
Cameron Jenkins
real girls are better
and they dont rust
Xavier Bennett
@118169841
no no, see friend, I'm getting (You)s from you, but all you get is a pathetic little @ symbol from me. Too bad so sad.
>nanomachines
>rusting
also
>real girls
>farting
>shidding
>getting fat
>breaking your heart
>standing by in the presence of evil
nah, i'll pass.
Jacob Evans
Man, the manga has so much more soul, I have a feeling that reading it would make me go from merely thinking the movie was mediocre to thinking it was trash.
Kevin Rivera
They should've went with that Dora the Explorer girl. The cgi one doesn't work alongside the other actors and the voice is notably not young enough.
I get that mocap actors come cheap but come the fuck on.
Ayden Richardson
who is this
Levi Harris
SEQUEL NEVER EVER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jeremiah Brown
they actually managed to make a movie worse than captain marvel
streamable.com
Justin Russell
Based KJIEH poster
Landon Watson
the mouse is in the house, folks.
Ryan Reed
I'll never get to be with a 9/10 in my life
So "hot 3D girls" are just as imaginary and nonexistent in my life as any 2D anime waifu. So I might as well enjoy my 2D waifu.
Austin Perry
I just finished this, really disappointed. Thought it would have some soul given the cult following but the acting and writing felt so flat. It reminded me of the prequels, especially the interaction between Alita and her boyfriend, always repeating what the other says like Jimbo couldn't figure out something cute or witty to write so he just left placeholders in.
I was also hoping for some decent action after seeing the bar fight in the trailer but almost all the fight scenes are floaty and lacked any sense of urgency due to the non-consequence of being dismembered and hit.
The only surprising and enjoyable part of the film was seeing Ed Norton at the end, actually thought he was James Cameron doing a cameo at first. Definitely not worth the 10 years I waited.
Parker Baker
As a lifelong reader of the manga, I thoroughly enjoyed the movie. I did not consider it mediocre at all. Frankly it was fun seeing scenes from the manga in the movie, like when Hugo lights Zapan up when trying to escape.
Parker Young
My brother downloaded it and it was alright. Action was good. Some parts obvously not real. I liked John Wick more. More watchable and those secrets and guns. The weird girl was real good. Better than most.
Zachary Rodriguez
Why was she the only CG character?
Colton Clark
is this the kino shot?
Asher Sullivan
This is a negative criticism from someone who actually watched the movie. Based.
Easton Jackson
This is a criticism from someone who hasn't watched the movie. Cringe.
Jaxon Robinson
>Some parts obvously not real
you dont say. She's real in my heart though
Adam Fisher
I have watched though and enjoyed it.
Jace Cruz
Obligatory post
Eli Parker
>
Nicholas Martin
Doing the 100% cg character was a mistake. The characters who maintained their actors faces with robo bodies were much more believable. There's a couple good'uns in here actually. And the robo doggos were great.
Alita herself is cringe as fuck with a bad voice actress.
Adam Sanchez
Then why did you ignore the entire Martian flashback?
Robert Price
You fuckin faggot, there were obviously other CGI character but all the main cast weren't apart from Alita.
Charles Russell
It's the other way around, watching a photo-realistic cartoon was the only enjoyable thing about it, and she was about the one person other than Zapan who actually put some feeling into the role. The live action acting was fucking terrible.
Robert Thomas
that doesnt count
what about grewishka, zapan or any of the other hunter killers?
Zachary Miller
James Cruz
the script was bad. they all struggled with it
Nolan Garcia
>Why was she the only CG character?
Don't try and move the goal posts, shifty short fingers. I was correct in calling you out.
Asher Cooper
this picture is so dumb. I would never be walking with captain marvel in the first place
Luke King
>doesn't count
Yes, yes it does.
Ethan Green
Literally and figuratively end yourself
Nathaniel Sanders
Literally and figuratively dilate yourself
Tyler Reyes
Have sex
Kayden Hall
does she have a groinal attachment like Kryten?
Luke Nguyen
I remember laughing my ass off at that episode.
Cameron Hernandez
Looks like a fucking insect.
Julian Martin
She can blow a rasberry on my butthole if you catch my drift
Ian Gomez
This city felt like a Disney park. How they could make a cyberpunk film without any effort put into the costumes is beyond me.
Chase Johnson
Why was this allowed? Did they really have to go there?
Brandon Collins
I was really hyped for this, but man I was dissapointed.
So much build up on every character for the fights to end in 5 secs with a boring choreography.
Irrelevant love interest, can't even waifufag if she gets fucked by a beaner canonically.
2 hours just to buildup for a sequel.
Just why.
Bentley Smith
> broadcasting your mental illness
> The very definition of Yea Forums
Nathaniel Robinson
i agree
Liam James
The fuck is going on with his left arm sequel when you have sex
Alexander Scott
The sad thing is that you're absolutely right.
Owen Jackson
It's not and that's what's really sad :\
Evan Davis
Tyler Sanders
The only other good mainstream sci-fi film to come out since 2009 is Alien covenant. We've been swamped with capeshit
Noah Brown
Covenant was hot garbage though. Worse than Alita. Interstellar was better than Alita by miles. Do you hate taste?
Lincoln Ward
I tried to watch this disaster last night. With great struggle, I reached the part where Connely gets fucked by the nigger, at which point I turned off this disgrace of a movie. Alita herself is also a creepy, ugly abomination. You, OP, are a Pleb with taste worse than a hick; both in movies and in women. I sincerely hate your guts.
Mason Walker
>complaining about stuff that's not actually in the movie
Oh look, how original
Jeremiah Lopez
>left arm teleports to the balls
BRAVO CAMERON
Mason Baker
Why do fags and trannys hate Alita so much
Brayden Harris
Why do spics love anime so much
Isaac Cox
they know the superior artform when they see it
Wyatt Nguyen
>they
okay, jose
Kayden Martin
Anyone have any info if the streaming sales are doing well? I bought it on Amazon the minute I saw it was available and showed my boomer parents, they loved. Such a amazing movie
Nicholas King
cute and wholesome pilled
Nolan Bennett
Yes. But being number 1 on the ranking doesn't mean much by itself - new releases tend to always top the charts.
What's more interesting is that Alita was topping the charts for physical media - above currently available releases - long before the release date.
We'd have to look at whole-years sales ranks before we know how well it really did. But it didn't flop in digital at least.
Elijah Adams
I think it will do good this is just streamimg results if the streams are breaking #1 online, physical copies are probably going to explode also. Already seen a few articles covering how much of a following Alita has. They even reported on that one autist who saw it like 77 times. Heres hoping it sells well, everyone I recommend it to loves it and wants a sequel. Hell I might even buy a physical copy for the special features. One of my all time favorite sci-fi movies to come out in a long time.
Jordan Gomez
>77
There's a guy China who was at 119 back in April(?) and one in Germany who has reached 118 times because he got his local theater to keep playing it for 20 weeks.
For actual media sales numbers, watch sites like the-numbers.com; it's updated slowly so there's not going to be any numbers here for weeks still. Here's an example for a different movie:
the-numbers.com
Hudson Rivera
some guy in taiwan saw it over 100 times
Blake Phillips
how do people verify how many times these retards go see a movie. Seems like bullshit
David Smith
I can’t imagine watching even a 10/10 movie more than 100 times. I don’t care how good it is, I’d know all the lines by the 20th viewing. Unless it’s a once per year thing.
I salute those turboautists though.
Charles Parker
Angel Lee
For a Guinness World Record you need independent witnesses, but these guys have posted screencaps of their receipts and the screen times do check out. There's no way for user to verify if they actually went though.
There was an official Guinness record where a guy saw Captain Marvel more than 100 times - he chose it not because he particularly liked it, but because it had so many screenings that he could just spend consecutive days in the same theater watching it. The Alitafags are literally traveling across Europe now to rack up their view counts. Some guy in Portugal have seen it in Portugal, Spain, the Netherlands and Norway(!)
Benjamin Fisher
oranges are pleb food. noone likes oranges. Literally took me out of the movie desu
Xavier Butler
If all you've eaten is boring common denominator Blade Runner slop, any real food is amazing.
John Nguyen
That's just an edit you mong, and the motorball scene was really good. Have sex
Leo Phillips
too bad she's a goblin irl
Julian Perry
:(
Nathaniel Miller
Adrian Lee
Was there ever a more irrelevant character? It's almost like someone bought their relative a cameo in the film.
Nicholas Wood
Just the same as in the manga, ido's assistant really dosen't do much, apart from bounce off ido in very few pages.
And it would of been weird to remove the character entirely, leaving ido to man the clinic alone...
Bentley Gutierrez
Her presence makes Ido less creepy. As does him being a dad. In the manga, Ido's friend is there mostly to give Ido someone to speak to that isn't madman monologuing.
Adam Perez
That looks more like somebody threw up in her face than her having eaten it all. Is there an edit with less chocolate bukkake?
Adrian Rogers
That works fine in a comic when they can just hang around in the background and the value a single panel is not great within the context of a series as long as Gunmn, but when you constantly cut to her for reactions a film where every shot counts, and she has one line of dialogue in whole thing it's just awful. Rodriguez is really not a good director.
Austin Howard
She has more than literally one line, but I see your point. She has about the same number of lines as Kinuba, and more than Gangsta.
Henry Nelson
You're goddamn motherfucking right yo. It's a great kino.
Dominic Parker
ALITA WAKE UP!
Caleb Martinez
yes.
Isaiah Peterson
This is just interpolation, right? I wish they had a real 60FPS version of the movie.
Adam King
Gamer fuel
Noah Brown
>gamer
>panera
thats not how it works
Nicholas Phillips
Can someone edit a picture of my dick in the reflection of her eyes? Would make me cum hard
Juan Ramirez
They probably just got a bunch of regular people to walk through a greenscreen set and had a couple actors walk around in the mix to give just barely enough plausible deniability.
Nathan Watson
Ryder Rivera
>want to watch alita
>dont want to pirate it
>blu ray until next week
Levi Harris
Sneed
Carter Flores
Why not both, user? There's perfectly good rips out there... and they will still get the support.
the 30gb 4K SDR rip is calling you
Ethan Torres
I see they have access to the ocean, or at least shrimp farms of some kind.
Camden Rivera
That's why the god gave us CGI and plastic surgery.
Jacob Wright
>muh relativism
no, it isn't
only enjoyment is
Colton Russell
they are the same shit, aimed at the same retarded audience
Brayden Martin
>tfw Alita Army is just Abatap autism all over again
Josiah Murphy
it's just another capeshit/capeshit-like character, this time cyborg-flavored.
Jaxson Sanders
>James Cameron is truly a god
He didn't even care enough about this project to direct it himself and handballed it to a beaner who beanerfied the movie.
Ayden Walker
Easton Hernandez
Turns out Twitter is even crazier than Yea Forums, and the craziest people of all are on Facebook.
Jack Bailey
pretty much
Isaac Flores
zack snyder's school of accuracy to the source material
Ryan Gutierrez
Are you retarded? A zack snyder movie would have been faithful at least. Something the RR movie utterly failed at.
Eli Gray
Rodriguez made Sin City. That movie was comic book as fuck.
Jose Myers
Cooper Cook
Alita is based more on the anime with some manga scenes thrown in on top
youtube.com
Hudson Reyes
And the anime was a bad adaption. What's your point? At least gally was super cute in part 1
Jason Phillips
what is the alita drink?
Andrew Barnes
>pretending to like the movie when there is nothing to like
Oh look, how original
I't just another episode of
>BvS good
>prometheus good
>wonder woman good
>covenant good
>MCU good
>reboot #456 good
and so on
Carson King
did menstruate?
Noah Gomez
then why you like mov-lita
Ethan Gomez
>nd showed my boomer parents, they loved. Such a amazing movie
>doubt
Kevin Gonzalez
stupidity coupled with obsession does that.
Michael Clark
The only one of those that I even enjoyed was Wonder Woman. Nice to see you recognize your point being BTFO'd though.
Go watch Alita, you hypermongo - it's less than 2 hours long and there's no end-credit scene.
Blake Lewis
Holy shit, imagine actually unironically thinking this terrible movie was good
Elijah Watson
Arizona Green Tea
Connor Clark
I've been into this franchise since the mid 90's and I can't relate to the movie fanatics at all. I watched it once when it came out on yify and I haven't given it a second thought since.
Nicholas Ross
he would recreate panels from the manga faithfully, but with nothing of value connecting them and missing the point of everything on every level.
Easton Lee
this
Jonathan Morales
I hear brainless parrots squawking and repeating this same mantra all the time with watchmen and I disagree.
They always repeat that same line but are unable to articulate the point. They have no idea what they're talking about.
Lucas Perry
>Nice to see you recognize your point being BTFO'd though.
I wasn't the guy you was talking with
>Go watch Alita, you hypermongo - it's less than 2 hours long and there's no end-credit scene.
fuck off, stupid dog. It didn't even deserve the first watch.
At least I didn't pay for it
>The only one of those that I even enjoyed was Wonder Woman
>a movie for literal retards
Imbecile confirmed
I'll concede one thing, tho.
Alita > WW
Jack Evans
You disagree because you are stupid, autistic alitafag
I was talking about the DCEU, though
Nolan Thompson
So you don't know what you're talking about. Your post is completely irrelevant to the dc universe.
Aiden Stewart
I said
>he would recreate panels from the manga faithfully, but with nothing of value connecting them and missing the point of everything on every level.
and that's accurate to Zack's DCEU, pathetic snyderbot
Evan Morales
>when you're so mad and retarded you can't even quote properly
Hudson Evans
>u mad
nice rebuttal dceu/alita apologist
Logan Phillips
Why are incels so obsessed with this movie? It wasn't even good! It had a terrible Twilight tier romance, the dialogue was laughable, the acting was awful aside from Rosa and Christoph, who were both good admittedly. The action was straight out of a PS3 game. Anyone who unironically thinks ths is the best film of the decade is insane. Awful movie, 3/10
Ryder Morales
better than ghost in the shell
Jonathan Price
Chase Thompson
I dont understand what they are saying. Are they saying the alt right hates or loves alita?
Charles Barnes
They tried to say that a significant part of the Alita fandom was alt-right, but they went back and modified it a bit.
Oliver Sullivan
well they are probably right considering trannys and fags hate cute girls
Jaxson Peterson
lol I remember making something like this a few months back
Lincoln Hall
There's probably more alt-right Marvel and DC fans just because those fandoms are older and bigger in the US.
William Morgan
based
Joshua Moore
incels have low standards
Tyler Miller
Pretty funny how this is turning out to be true, at least for the steelbooks. Captain Marvel appears to be selling OK in terms of DVDs and standard Blu-rays, but the steelbooks aren't moving as quickly as they thought.
Tyler Gray
4/10 movie
still better than capeshit
David Hughes
But it was actually 10/10
I love Alita
Aaron Carter
eehhh... More like a strong 7
Aiden King
Is this the shitposting bread?
John Flores
>article claims the alita fandom is filled with alt-righters
>alt-right alita fans get extremely mad at the implication