Dora has bigger tits than Lara Croft
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Haha based
Word up.
Bigger hips too.
That's just sad
To be fair any woman over the age of 12 will beat Vikander in both of these categories
Kinda funny that they picked a woman with the most androgynous body possible to play an iconic 'strong female character' known for it's huge titties
Latinas are just better than white women
you may not like it but this is peak sexual performance.
Yeah but she's also a strong independent woman who don't need no man.
How do I get a Latina gf/wife?
Go to latin america? You'll be disappointed though, all the hot latinas you see online are just bait for dumb gringos
Lara Croft in the new games doesn't have big tits
Will there be a Dora fanservice scene? Bikini perhaps?
I would unironically like to see her in WMMA, she has such an insane core she could probably take any woman to ground and pound, Nunes would still crush her face though but it would still be fun.
Will the sjws fight this the same way they are suddenly fighting against Alita?
Is being against actual likeable heroines who are also latinas the new thing for sjws?
Holy FUUUUUCK my FUCKING PEEN
I want the exact pixel count OP or you're full of shit. Let me know if you need help with the math
date one and then be burdened with supporting her entire family and getting them all greencards so they can move their filthy welfare asses across and make their little m*xico here in the states
Go on dating apps and change your location to Colombia or Argentina for the best looking girls, if they have any english on their profile send them a msg
What was Fassbender thinking?
He's black only. She's just a cover.
why even wear a bra?
MEANWHILE IN ANCIENT INCA
just watch both trailers heh
>says man whose mom pays for everything
noice
She's not what she used to be but she also wasn't Vikander flat tier
>no man.
*no tits.
latinas turn into goblins after age 35 though. spoiled milk faster than other women
Some girls just have it
>mfw claiming a fine Incan bride
Remember when Vikanders titties were so flat they caused the new Tomb Raider movie to flop?
Going by a novelization of the movie apparently Dora is woke actually
Why are filthy Hollywood retooling Dora into a sex symbol?
Wow I'll be sure to care in...seventeen years, by which time I'm sure Alicia Vikander will look terrific at 47.
>top: when you want the woke audience
>bottom: when you know your audience
Alita
it's just dawned on me that I've never seen her feet
Don't type the B-word, I know you're thinkin it
>tfw no little brother or sister to take to see Dora
It hurts bros. I really want to watch it and support the movie but I know I wouldn't be welcomed there by myself.
aww those little monkeys have hair just like black peoples
>welcomed
If you have money you can buy a ticket. They aren't going to turn you away.
much appreciated
Do you have that pic of her in I believe it was a red dress walking down the stairs in those high heels?
4/10
huge toe
small nail
she hiding something bois.
I don't think I've ever seen someone under the age of 60 wear those socks with the textured bottoms.
Assume that I have any photo of her.
does she have rickets?
>Looks good in any haircut
How does she do it?
This is the pic that makes me understand footfags. Thank you so much.
>somehow noticing that
you have both the gay and autism
again: if the girl is hot, there are white features and consequently, some white genetics there.
a true blood mexican is that woman from ROME, moner is way too beautiful to be a mexican, cmon.
and vikander has the most absolute pedestrian look even when she was kinda cute, her shape on tomb raider was simply attrocious.
You sound very insecure.
Only true for black women, even I as a racist can admit Asian women and Latinas are attractive.
Do you have her nip slip?
by looking like an absolute woman.
may sound obvious, but not every woman can pull a short hair. many end up looking like a dude or... something.
moner is way too feminine and feminine women with short hair are the hottest thing ever.
Delete this.
>this was lara croft
>he says posting an image of an asian man
weeb racists are something else
>a true blood mexican
wtf is that
>I'm a sicko if I want to fuck
over this
...And that's a good thing.
A mexica person, but I assume he meant white
Close.
I would kill to have this frame
Japanese are honorary aryans
This is considered a 10/10 woman in Europe
>it's
Really making that dehumanization case there buddy.
They photoshopped her tits smaller on the movie poster
Fuck anglos and their stupid grammar
You have to remember the girl (male) on top is wearing a padded bra too. In reality he (she) is actually flat as a board.
>tfw some childs show movie is going to be more "Tomb Raider" then what is supposed to be a Tomb Raider movie, itself
Short hair is the true test of if a woman is truly beautiful.
sorry sweetie but this is what peak running and jumping and climbing performance looks like
no woman with big honkers could do those stunts
Women just don't look good with very low bodyfat % either
& Vikander is an ex professional ballet dancer
do you think the lady from rome is smoking hot? good for you, im not that secure and i dont want to be.
hot latinas have some euro blood because the whole latin america was colonized by spanish and portuguese people, only americans have this association between latins = cholo with a bouncing car.
asians are cute but its a hit or miss, there is a whole lot of surgeries to make their faces look more ocidental like, specially in south korea.
>Women just don't look good with very low bodyfat % either
>he fell for the fat gives you curves meme
it can make them look better but if you don't fucking have a nice body shape it's not going to give you one
Crystal Dynamics has had this huge woke boner thing going on since the latest Tomb Raider reboot. I think it has more to do with the fact that they love hiring interns to do all their work, and they're cheap fucks so they only look for people locally (they're based in the heart of San Fran i.e. woke capitol of the world).
Why are only her abs muscular though? That always gets to me. Nothing else is defined. How odd.
Literally no one knows who you are even talking about.
She is not even mexican you imbecile amerigoblin.
Mexicans are a mix of indians and Spaniards, they're always going to have at least one white feature you tard.
>a true blood mexican is that woman from ROME, moner is way too beautiful to be a mexican, cmon.
can you post a picture of her for clarification?
WOW
I HAD NO IDEA HISPANICS WERE SPANISH
I’m taking a shit, I’ll post some when I get back to my pc
to be fair, vikander was nice looking in EX MACHINA. and had some nice tits.
the problem was the fucking exercise they did. its surreal that there wasnt a single person to look at her and ask her to stop because she wasnt even looking like a fucking woman at that point.
Go at 10 pm. Thats when the adults go and the kids sleep
She is weird as fuck
And as usual, suddenly Spanish people are white when I've seen the same dipshits say they aren't when it suits them.
She had tits when she was in costume as a robot. As soon as she puts her "skin" on at the end she suddenly has no tits.
Who is that
lets be realistic: in america when people talk about 'latinos' and 'hispanic' they dont have in mind spanish conquistadors.
and i dont quite blame them for that being so close to annoying mexicans.
she is peruvian? same shit, a whole lot of native peruvians look awful, it makes her a more rare beauty, desu.
The same person the whole thread is about?
Man of taste right here
this is really bad for me
What would be weirder: going in the afternoon when the theater is full of parents with their kids or going at 10 PM when it's full of other perverts and it feels like a porn showing?
at least when americans say it, Hispanic = polite term for Mexican
it's not referring to people from Spain, they call those Spanitards
been a while but i remember her with tits out and it wasnt that bad.
the problem is that her face isnt memorable. she and captain marvel are pretty much the same to me, these really weird looking woman that people try to hype it up and it does not work.
(captain marvel would be a hit with any bitch at the leading role, its the marvel pedigree that matters, they should get immogen pots for the role.)
You just know the expression under that suit.
Fucking hell I love Colombians.
They literally have the hot Brazilian bodies without the ugly HUE face.
surely putting a gutter-slut as the main character in a kids franchise isn't too good. i mean the kids will look up the actress and see her whoring and it's going to ruin it for them
I'm not American. Assume I am using it correctly.
>passive aggressive question mark
Shut up and take my gold
Something like this I presume
jesus christ she has calves that so many men would kill for
You don't know Isabela Moner? The toast of Yea Forums?
>tfw I've been to the gym three times a week for two monts now and still no body like hers
she isn't beautiful. she just has comely youthful features.
if you go to the mall you will see 100 girls like this. usually in groups but sometimes with their mom.
after you watch 20 teenage girls that look as good as this walk past with their dog-ugly, obese hag moms, you start to put two and two together. oh they're not the luckiest girls in the world wit the unluckiest moms. this is the same genes at 16 and 40
Trying too hard.
Good thing for him the stuffed costume hid his boner.
Me attending this event, standing behind the photographers.
He probably has that photo saved on his computer/phone and probably beats off to it every night at least that’s what I would do if it was me in the stitch outfit
>she isn't beautiful
stopped reading there
that's because Dora is a whore-a
She literally looks like chel from the road to Eldorado
Even Hitler would find her attractive, don't be redicoulus.
I wish I was a fucking conquistador!
that’s a man and literally nothing will ever convince me otherwise
>had to nitpick to get offended
good b8, here’s that (You) that you were looking for
I know the feel
Vikander made me seriously wonder if those tranny conspiracy videos are right
the theater will give out travel size ky jelly for the 10pm/midnight showings.
do you think i'm fucking lying? do you live in nigeria or someshit where there's only baldyhead ashy black bitches?
>extreme makeup
>prolapsed ass lips
>still looks like an ogre
ok, i think she's pretty (like most teens) with an exotic bump, sure. but this just looks gross. she looks like a blobfish in this one
Really trying too hard. You're not going to catch anyone.
Better bait than we usually get here, but it's still obvious by virtue of the reality of Moner's attractiveness
There's plenty of pics of her without makeup where she's beautiful.
I normally like skinny broads, but holy fuck she looks like a dude here. The older I'm getting the more I'm appreciating this body type
>he's not going to the Dora 10pm screenings
You better be there user, imagine the smell.
How do I get a job as a Disney mascot, guise?
they made me wear them in the psych ward. slippy ass floors.
you're the fucking one baiting
she's about on par with pupinia, for example, who if you see her outside of selfies in the online context, is just a normal looking girl.
>cunt sucks a bottle to make her lips swell up
>muh queen
This is your brain on /pol/.
Absolutely embarassing.
Make sure to toss my salad on the way out.
We get it, I'm unhappy in love with her too.
>the problem is that her face isnt memorable. she and captain marvel are pretty much the same to me, these really weird looking woman that people try to hype it up and it does not work.
My understanding is that studios promote female leads with this type of physiognomy so women can relate better to them and self-insert in the story, not to mention that they won't feel "threatened" by average looking actresses. If I'm not mistaken, YA adaptations started this trend.
>she's about on par with pupinia, for example, who if you see her outside of selfies in the online context, is just a normal looking girl.
Backwards, she looks best without makeup and dressed down
>cunt sucks a bottle to make her lips swell up
>muh queen
Her lips literally always look like that
It's just Yea Forums level tryhard attempts at bait.
Well it's better than the guy posting the picture of some chick on a train saying it's her, or that guy posting pictures of a pure indigenous chick saying how much hotter actual native chicks are.
>/pol/
i dunno why you think that's a thing. i'm not saying she's average because she's losing points for being a squatty gautemalan or whatever. though after about 20 years old she will. i'm saying she's average because i just got back from the mall and i saw at least 10 girls as hot as this. one hips that wide but even skinnier legs and a bigger juicier butt.
It's just that you're looking on the computer so you can stare more so you get tunnel vision and put her on a pedestal
Because cute Latinas >>>>>> wh*toid females
that looks like a boy in makeup. i guarantee if you got a hapa boy to suck a bottle and put that makeup on him, you'd probably be lusting even harder
>Kinda funny that they picked a woman with the most androgynous body possible to play an iconic 'strong female character' known for it's huge titties
No, unfortunately it makes perfect sense that Hollywood would do this.
I'm /pol/ and I think she's hot as hell.
Is that what this is? You're one of those ezrafags that is salty about his faggotry always getting shit on so he has to come in here and shit up a decent hetero thread?
I just got jacked off by a stripper, my dick is sore i came so hard, I literally can't take this.
>Mfw spic
>Get girls like OP all the time
Just stick with insectoid asian girls dumb gringos
whites only, bud
Dat fartstation.
thanks yify
no idea what the fuck ezra is
Look this chick is a big slut at a young age for sure. some people like that, i find it kind of disgusting. i like them less sinister i guess
Why is every Moner thread filled with people trying to convince fans of her that she's not attractive?
>(s)he even has an Adonis belt
>Dad's home!
I was implying in my post that you should chase after them because they desperately want citizenship.
Trannies, women, and maybe some guys that are mad they will never have her.
perky
damn all those other pics must be like 7 years old
Partially trolls, partially uber-toasty roasties, partially delusional trannies.
>PRRRRRRRRT
>He he, I had tacos for lunch. Oh, here comes another one.
>PFFRRRRT
>Ha ha ha!
Jealous that their nobody waifus get no love or attention on Yea Forums and Moner has been queen for two+ years
My wife is pure, mother fucker
Her body is like the statue of David
What part of whites only do you not understand
It's like Brad Pitt in Fight Club
>narrow waist
>wide shoulders
literally masculine traits
She is more manly than me
would follow that ass almost anywhere.
i'm not sure how good an idea it is to have married balloon boy falcon heeney. i mean that family seems messed up
Holy shit she's giving me Willa Holland vibes. Need more pics of her in this outfit.
Here's from this week.
Sometimes she does contouring or whatever with makeup to make features look sharper, and it ends up looking a little weird at times
Even in a shitty baggy hoodie she looks qt as fuck.
it makes the most absolute sense, user.
men can watch a strong guy and, at best, start doing exercizes to look like him, at worst, enjoy the movie, shut the fuck up and move on with his life.
women need an innocuous woman to project the fuck out and not feel insecure.
but they are the stronger sex, of course.
I know you just want more pics, so I will oblige you
most of the photos from the last two years, some are only days old
This is what you have to put up with when dating a Latina.
They're pretty race loyal when compared to other non whites.
They don't degrade their own men like asian women do.
jeezus fucking christ i thought you posted this 33 year old half malaysian bitch that i went to school with. she looked ok 15 years ago but now she's fighting her malay-ghoul genes so hard with anorexia she has this fucked up hairline and pained look
This is the only time I've seen her not be the most attractive girl in a pic
I'm pretty sure he somehow took that greentext seriously and thought that was her baby.
here's one without the makeup and jennerlip shit
Is that why she exclusively dates white boys?
lol
What do you mean? She's the only girl in the picture
pre-op ariel dora >> isabela dora
prove me wrong
protip:you cant
Oh shit, she's half-Peruvian? That explains some things. My parents are Peruvian and I guarantee that a lot of the lighter-skinned Peruvian girls are really fucking hot.
>blurred screenshoot
>jesus christ how can someone be so ugly
This is your brain on gay frog water
A hilarious claim given she is mixed race.
okay, user. It's getting pretty tired now
>If you want to be with me, you gonna have to smell my farts, senior.
Profile.
She's 18 as of a few days ago.
Her lips are something else.
She was already going downhill by then
three quarter (no makeup)
Holy shit, I've had this picture saved for a long time. That's her? My dick hurts.
It's because spic men are masculine and already are familiar with their culture.
Asian bois tend to be beta push overs in comparison, it's not a surprise
Spic men are Hobbits
why are you replying to yourself
>whites only
So is someone gonna inform this user of the truth or what?
I'm only 5'8" and am taller than every single Latina I've ever come across, and there have been a lot. The male height is irrelevant when they're all short.
not in that photo
based dora
She is perfect for the role of Casca
They care less about height.
You see 5'7 spics with these bombshell women
I'm not him.
Just a Texan with experience with Hispanics.
ayyyy
I wonder where this was, looks like some random small English town like Bath or Canterbury
which is?
Someone post the webm of Sir Anthony Hopkins chilling like a boss with Moner and crew. I'm disappointed nobody's posted it.
Moner with a mouthful
Because it gets posted every time and I don't want to jerk off to anthony hopkins
It's OK if you are gay, but keep it to your Ezra threads.
literal tranny
Lips
this is the least Yea Forums post I've ever seen
Not even a classy gentleman like Sir Anthony Hopkins can contain himself.
All spics are mixed race. That's the thing though.
Are you some sort of faggot or something?
See him? He's not a faggot.
how did he not get a heart attack
I wonder what's she's thinking there? And what he smells like?
She's actually married to Fassbender. He makes some of the worst choices.
Why does Marky Mark have the please kill me look on his face?
>ignores old white lady
>grabs the little brown teen
Good old Wahl
yeah this
men aren't allowed to have nice things
either 10000000lbs of fat or rail thin women that only the jew faggot casting directors/producers like
He just realized he could never have prime Moner without getting cancelled.
Most latin chicks are even shorter.
>My parents are Peruvian
>not me, though
>Decent grown celebrity men with good reputation who can't contain themselves in front of the camera to avoid bad press
Is she a succubus?
Has Moner been...
I wanna be that dog.
LET THEM IN
what a fucking joke of a post
Yup. Obviously these anons won't post it though. I'm surprised they even care considering the fact that she's 18 now.
creepythinman levels of worthlessness here
there is a movie were he is her adoptive father. LOL
only in a sci fi or a porn a woman would adopt a girl like this.
> hey, look user, i adopt moner, youre her father now, this will not go wrong right?
Sorry, user. The implication was that I was born in America but yes, racially, I'm Peruvian.
what
I wonder if Isabela lurk in these threads sometimes.
it's cool, I'm a spic too
This is my dream.
btf: a fit woman doesn't have much body fat and looks kinda like that.
Bottom is baby fat, about right for a young teenager.
aren't like 90% of molestation cases step dad/single mom situatinos
she was in Transformers with him too
Unironically, would be hell.
Lara is an athlete specialised in climbing so it's not at all unreasobale.
Should probably have some guns but women rarely get serious biceps.
>Iggy Pop starts playing in the background as a montage begins of you and her having random late night drug fueled adventures.
Stop supporting your president
It?
VIETNAM
That's what I think about Daddario and the Rock and Will Smith and Margot Robbie.
u hev 2 go bek
Yes.
shut up, Slovak
Queen of Bump Limits well on her way again.
What's she looking at?
The absolute state of American education
I've already gone back a couple of times and I can tell you, no thanks.
>Stop supporting your president
Or... here's an alternative take, support him even more.
folks were claiming she'd gained a lot of weight recently as predicted
are all the pics in thread old?
Her paycheck.
what the FUCK is ezra
Story?
Just think about it logically
Just google "ICE bae" user
I'm referring to how you are constantly watched by your wife and any move you could go to jail.
Talk about blue balls.
yes and it's true
>thicc Moner
I'd say that's a no.
a real 10/10
he didn't mean thick he meant fat
this is from this weekas well as pic related
No shit dude, that's why they did it. This is a victory for them.
In the gaming industry they're turning one of the formerly most masculine series, Gears of War, into an "emotional drama" about a women's mental health which had Billie Eilish unironically playing over the trailer. They view these as big victories.
cringe
Literally Gears of War 1 had that Donnie Darko cover of Mad World over its trailer. That is tradition.
to be fair, Vikander has the body of teenage boy
yeah she does. they're massive in shadow. she has a great ass too
Gears of War has always been known as Tears of War dude
>They view these as big victories
And then they move on to parasite the next popular thing. Not even anime is safe at this point. I predict book burnings by 2030 (the western cannon is too white apparently)
>it's a zoomer wasn't yet weaned from mommy's titty during the release of gears 1 on the 360 so he doesn't know wtf the story's supposed to even be about episode
every damn game is centered on how the surfacing of the grubs and other such fuckery has absolutely fucked the lives of normal people
fucks sake I think it's the second or third game that shows a character commit suicide because his family got GRUB'D.com
here non-zoomers
have some nostalgia
youtube.com
Vikander was a teenage boy and given hormones at a young age.
Me on the left
At that point why even bother with the bra?
is born 1999 zoomer? I grew up playing halo 1,2,3 and other xbox games like gears 1
i've heard that anything after 1995 is genz, but I don't count you as a pure zoomer until you were born in or after 2000. Between 95 and 00 is a mixed bag.
Though gears 1 came out in 06, and playing it as a 7 year old would severely hamper your ability to know wtf was going on in the story.
Based Perú
First alita and now dora
Yea Forums pls, you disappoint me
I played halo and gears co op with older family members but i remember the stories clearly and when I was around 11 I started play halo 3 online solo, good times
thats how he always looks after he wakes up at 4 in the am and starts his workout routine.
tldr
Wish she was Lara instead.