I can't be the only one who thought he was about to open the door and go on a rampage...

The Driver, Le Samourai and Thief are all inferior movies to Drive

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He's a big guy

Is Refn obsessed with pussy? He always has a line like this.

The mask made no sense to me, what's the point of putting on a mask if you're still gonna wear the jacket with a gold scorpion on the back

He wanted to scope them out without being detected. That's how I took it anyway

i didn't even know who the fuck this is. i guess i missed something at the start? and why does he look so smooth it was fucking offputting

>be me
>a little socially awkward, not ugly, but have trouble keeping conversations interesting
>watch "Drive" and decide i'm going to change my life
>I will become the driver
>buy solid color henley t shirts, a jean jacket, and skinny jeans
>start college next month
>meet roommate at move in day
>"hey user, i'm stephen, its nice to meet you"
>want to respond but remember i have a new image now
>look directly at him
>letting the silence hang in the air, counting to 10 in my head
>"hey"
>he seemed a little off put but at least im not the one feeling uncomfortable for once

>one week later
>roommate asks if i want to go to a rush party with him, and these two girls he met the night before
>"ok"
>"great, but it's off campus, do you know anyone who could drive us?"
>get really excited... but remember to count to ten first
>.....
>"I drive"
>"ok, thanks bro, it'll be worth it when you see these girls. they are smoking hot. and i've been talking you up to one of them."
>i begin to get nervous, because i've never had much success with girls.
>I think about how driver would handle the situation
>say as little as possible
>be mysterious
>be in control

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>on our way to pick up the girls
>I decide tonights the night i bust out my driving gloves, and my roommate notices
>"cool gloves user"
>i nod and slip in a toothpick

>pull up to the girls house
>roommate gets out to get them
>"you've got a five minute window, anything happens inside that five minutes, im yours. anything happens outside of that and your on your own. understand?"
>this is probably the single longest thing i've said to him at this point, he seems surprised
>"uh.. sure.. it wont take long"
>i take off my watch and put it on the steering wheel

>the girls get to the car and he wasn't lying, they were super hot. they were also super drunk already
>"wow stephen, you werent lying about him, he's a cute one"
>i begin to get a little nervous. my hands are sweaty as fuck from my gloves, and im wearing my quilted racing jacket (no scorpion) over my jean jacket
>remember the driver doesn't have to respond to social cues
>meet them with silence
>stephen begins to look nervous for me
>".....what's the job?"
>"uhh... the party is a few miles away... thanks again for driving"
>turn on my cb police scanner and pull out of the driveway

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This was the worst scene in the movie. The music didn't match the tone of the rest of the film and was utter cringe. They should have just shown the Ron Perlman character leaving the restaurant and then autistic boy slowly pulling out after him.

>the girls are now really getting into it
>they think im pretty cool, the strong silent thing is working
>girl in the backseat is touching my chest from behind
>"youre really quiet *giggle* i can't wait to loosen you up a little tonight..." she winks
>im panicking now, social anxiety is setting in
>decide to show off a little, take some turns at high speeds
>"holy shit user SLOW DOWN" stephen yells
>but the girls are liking it, laughing as they are thrown around the back seat.
>decide i'm going to cuck my roommate as the driver,
>but i need more time to show off my driving skills, and the trip is almost over
>"you wanna see somethin?"
>the girls are confused but too drunk to really respond affirmatively
>take the scenic route

>about 20 minutes later and it's pretty clear i've gotten us lost
>roommate is silently fuming
>"user, where the fuck are we. we should've been there fifteen minutes ago"
>silent
>the girls are quiet now too
>the only sound is Tick of the Clock by Chromatics playing on repeat, over my police scanner, as it has for the entire trip
>...."you don't need to know the route"
>roommate is pissed and begins looking up directions on his phone
>one of the girls has to pee, she asks to pull over
>i say the five minutes line again, i didn't know what else to say
>my roommate by now has decided i am an autist
>girls step out of the car, roommate does too
>I stay in the car, but i hear them all laughing.
>I think they are probably laughing at me
>grip my steering wheel and floor it, tires screeching
>hear my roommate yell "WHAT THE FUCK user"
>go back to the dorm and begin filling out roommate transfer request

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I liked the scene. The mask is unsettling

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@2:58

the simplest trick when it comes to not making a fool of yourself when trying to be like some heavy character from a movie, is to not be 19 years old

This is probably true, the movie was written by a guy named Hossein.

>>i nod and slip in a toothpick
i audibly laughed you magnificent retard

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The mask being unsettling would have worked for me if it didn't make me think of those Trash Humpers videos. I thought he was legit getting ready to bust open the door and expose his shaved uncut penis

I assume he was stunned and baffled that Perlman's character was living life like nothing happened despite he just killed his best friend.

It’s an old af pasta, newfriend

So does pretty much everyone know at least one person (who may or may not be themselves) that tried really hard to be like the driver when this movie came out?

Me

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It's so old that it's from the time when posts could be longer and so it had to be spread across four posts instead of just one.