ITT unrealistic things in movies

>being a fat fuck that drenches your bed every night
turn the ac on dumbass

>character uses tissue to wipe cum up after masturbating
>they don't use a dirty sock

Character rejecting an offer of food/drink when engaging in dialogue with another OR accepting but not touching the food/drink throughout the scene

a/s/l?

Turn the dehumidifier on

>characters maintain eye contact

13/F/cali/lez

its called a bedsheet you dipshit
what kind of third world mud hut do you live in

>paying for electricity to listening to whirring fans all not long for four months of the year

>only fat people sweat when sleeping

How's 4th grade

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I sleep naked no meme

>character speaks fluently

>character has sex

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>tfw you have to sleep with your shirt on but don’t need your pants on
Anyone else have this autism

>nowthisisshitposting.jpg

it's not too bad if your socks are a good fit

what, do you sleep on an uncovered mattress? just watch your bed sheets every once in a while

>sleeping in sheets steeped with ball sweat and ass stench
That's gross.

bedsheets aren't waterproof you fucking retard

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today I learned that americans need to wear a shirt, keep air conditioning running and have something called a dehumidifier just to sleep, interesting

I live in the Arctic circle and I sleep wholly nude

I always knew my room a cool 69 degrees Fahrenheit, sleep naked and under the covers. Sometimes with a foot sticking out. Always.

kek. I do see this sometimes but it seems forced.

I sleep like this every night

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>sleep with shirt/pants on
>stay cool

>sleep without shirt/pants on
>overheat

is this normal
pls respond

>character is over 10 years old
>sleeps in a pajamas

Do Americans really do this?

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>sleeping that close after the first 6 months
yeah right lol, shit gets hot breh

delete this and i'll tell you

and your t-shirt is? it's also called an undersheet. again what kind of third world mud hut do you live in and how many dozen iq points below 90 are you?

Much of the US is a scorching, humid shithole in the summer.

okay I deleted it

a deals a deal, user.

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>character sleeps

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Do you even know where you are?

yeah but the sheets get smelly quicker if you sleep naked

That's because its cold as fuck outside and the best way to stay warm is to be naked in the blankets.

I wear a hat to bed six months out of the year. Its comfy.

Hey everybody, come look at this piece of shit who doesn't change or clean his sheets weekly

>he uses a pillow

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>character doesn't roll around in bed for hours, tries to listen to calming music, googles "how to fall asleep fast", masturbates, punches his wall in frustration before only getting 3 hours of sleep

>sweating when you sleep

I live in Australia and even I don't sweat in my sleep.

>doesn't change their sheets daily
Are lazy or just poor?

Yeah,sadly I do. Ride never ends.

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NO STOP THAT'S NOT ME

IM 31/MALE/NEWYORK/GHAY

>he sleeps in a bed

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is sleeping naked a weird thing?

I've slept naked for years and years

Name one

I bet your sheets smell like a dog wiped its ass on it.

I was a virgin until 25, in which I went through 3 girlfriends in a year. The night I finally fucked a QT, I was informed that sleeping with a shirt on is "weird" and so I taught myself to get comfortable shirtless, because that's what women expect

>character doesn't have to be listening to youtube videos to fall asleep

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Forest Gump

Its a side-effect of a high sugar diet.

Most places with plumbing and electricity have electric washing machines. You should try it.

was she shirtless as well

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That happens anyway whether you sleep shirtless or with shirt, you fat fuck.

any recs? I listen to conspiracy stuff but there hasn't been a big one since sandy hook.

Hi, Zune.

your face doesnt look greasy at all when you awake? people wash their face when they awake for this reason hello

By choosing all of us, you are confusing the issue. What the fuck is your actual question?

How did people fall asleep before this was a thing? When I try to fall asleep without videos I find myself thinking about exciting/irritating topics and I end up lying in bed for 3 hours before finally falling asleep.

it's freaking hot in arizona. Ofcourse i'm taking my shirt off

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but it soaks into your shirt and not directly into bed sheets, im 140 lbs faggit

THE TUNA SANDWICH FROM THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS

This. Sleeping with a shirt extends the time for washing sheets by about 3 times.

What do men's balls smell like midsummer in Arizona?

delete this

Eat more you twig.

SKINNY FAT

There are people here who do not change their sheets every week. That's why you have terrible acne

>wearing anything to bed
Naked is the only way to sleep you insecure fat body.

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>main character sleeps without a blanket

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>Discovered ASMR a year ago
>Can't sleep without listening to Japanese ASMR now

I become more degenerate everday

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After recovering from a hangover I always sweat profusely and have really itchy balls and ass crack from the sweat, so I have to sleep completely naked but the itchiness drives me crazy, anyone else know this agonising feel?

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>character doesn't sleep with one foot in the blanket and one foot out

This is an agreeable symbiotic relationship. I love mass reply posters and I love that .jpg. Keep it up.

>>Character is shown sleeping without a shirt on

Add smart, logical, funny women. They don't exist

All me.

>That's why you have terrible acne
Try wrapping your pillow in a clean towel every night.

>start changing my sheets every single day
>still doesnt help

what now. nothing, thats what. im cursed.

youtube.com/watch?v=_mHaIkDBfRk

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>character isn't forced to only sleep on his right because any other way causes discomfort in his chest making it impossible to sleep
wtf how am I supposed to relate?

I sleep shirtless because (1) it's hot in the summer and (2) I WASH MY FUCKING SHEETS.
This is absolutely normal.

>sleeping naked in sheets with fecal matter and sweat
disgusting

>he doesn't piss the bed

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no one else is ever in my bed and I shower in the morning. whats the problem

>washing sheets regularly is normal
I don't think so.

All the fecal sweat you sleep in at night can't be healthy user.

Try bathing more than once a fiscal quarter you subhuman fuck.

>character isn’t 6’4” with a 6 figure salary
>somehow gets a girlfriend

I sleep totally naked.

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>decide I’m gonna try this one time
>girl tells me I have beautiful eyes within ten seconds of the start of the conversation

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This is absolutely disgusting, just go to sleep thinking about the exact step by step method to becoming God what's so hard about this

This and unironically. Sleeping in the nude is based as fuck, the only downside is that i have to wake up in the morning and see my disgusting obese body without clothes on

Congratulations user. You acted like a human being and had a connection with someone.
Now imagine if you didn't act like a cantankerous contrarian shithead all the time.

Nice.

What would you do if your place was burning down? Run outside naked?

SKINNY FAT SKINNY FAT!

DYEL??!?

i hate misc so much
muh reps, muh rep tradin

I'm like 8 1/2 inches, I couldn't give a fuck who sees my swinging meat.

>swinging
ED is nothing to be proud of user, a real man jousts when he's naked.

SO from what I gathered, no one in this thread washes their sheets weekly, which is horrible.

>character takes less than an hour to fall asleep
>doesn't need to get up at least five times to pee during the night
>is completely awake after getting up
>is hungry and ready for breakfast immediately
>doesn't collapse on the couch after getting home from work
>has energy left to go on a jog or bicycle ride

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How do you shitty europoors afford the water bill?

Rip the sheets and blanket off the bed and wrap them around me on the way out. Keep me from getting burned if I have to jump through fire to escape too.

Water bill? are you fucking telling me you PAY for water?

check these dubs

based

>Man wakes up
>Doesn’t have a raging hardon that lasts for 10 minutes making it impossible to pee

They never shower or wash their clothes. The French are the worst about it. The whole country reeks of body odor.

Not him, but I'm American and I use well water, so I don't pay for my water.

Check this 50 nigger

based sleepposting chad

>over 100 posts about sleeping habits
>only three mention sleeping with a woman
have sex

have sneed

>have sex
>cant even look at the cashier when i buy groceries

ok ill just do it dude

If anyone here pays for water, I'm going to laugh at them in the face. You're being robbed.

Wash your sheets you dirty motherfucker.

Either your parents or your landlord pays a water bill, retard, so be sure to laugh in their face next time you see them.

We literally do not pay for water here, it's not a thing, you're being robbed dude lmao.

God damn what a failure
You're anonymous, but I want you to know that a lot of people are cringing at you right now. We can't see your face, we don't know who you are or where you live, but we're all equally disgusted. Feel shame.

youtu.be/ZCDcOJ4aUYE

Fucking loser

Did that retard just reply to himself? lmao

>person is alone in their apartment
>is wearing clothes
Why?

who even sleeps with clothes on
i always sleep in the nuddy and so do most girls iv dated

>ASAN
chinese knockoff?

incel detected

I have a well.

Well good for you

my gf can't fall asleep unless i am holding her tits