See, when a human posts, he gets singles. But a post from one of you things won't obey when it's posted, it'll become dubs.
We're gonna find out who's who
Daniel Martinez
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Jeremiah Butler
This test is so stupid. It won't prove a thing.
Michael Mitchell
This is bullshit
Jackson Kelly
You're full of shit MacReady
Easton Bell
>muh theories
>muh aliens
No such thing. Now take the goddamn flamethrower out of my face.
Isaiah Wood
lol u tk him 2da bar|?
Isaac Sullivan
____ _______
William Watson
*nervous laughter*
Kevin Jackson
Stupid thread, this proves nothing
Thomas Williams
Test me last please senpai.
Andrew Price
Now that we've settled this, UNTIE ME FROM THIS GOD DAMNED CHAIR
Hudson Lewis
Not me!
James Rivera
John Carpenter's The Thing
Thomas Martin
BURN IT CHILDS
Lincoln Martin
I'm normal.
Ryan Peterson
Literally finished this movie less than 5 minutes ago, good thread OP
If we've got any dubs for each other, I don't think any one of us is in much shape to do anything about it.
Jonathan Wilson
WINDOWS BLAST THEM
Isaac Davis
I thought you'd say that. We'll do you last.
Gavin Campbell
prime kurt russell ahaha
Luke Robinson
>so he was human, which makes you a murderer don't it?
Aaron Barnes
MacReady is the best!
Cooper Morales
I don't want to die a virgin!
Ayden Collins
I guess your ok...
Christian Stewart
Screw this! I’m outta here.
Benjamin Murphy
have sex sweetie
Jayden Nguyen
>thing is prefect replica of human
>so what difference does it make?
>just let the thing live bro
Luis James
I'm perfectly fine. I won't hurt anybody, you gotta let me come back inside dontchya understand?
Bentley Butler
UNTIE ME FROM THIS FUCKING CHAIR!!!!
Lincoln Ross
brb gonna go feed the dogs
Jeremiah Gray
>Things could be anywhere
Oliver Cook
Hello fellow humans!
Boy, I sure love black people!
Gavin Brooks
i em humale
habeeb me
Robert Murphy
>macready became a thing second, as a result of drinking after the dude who got turned by the dog at the beginning
Zachary Morris
I wanna come back inside don't you see that? I'm running outta quaker oats.
Ethan Kelly
Then why didnt his blood react?
Landon Gutierrez
he made the test up himself, it was a crock of shit.
Brayden Wright
Don't worry, nothing to see here frens!
Nathaniel Johnson
Hudson Peterson
You see him take his blood himself, the only way the test couldnt be legit is if the cells could telecommunicate and macs cells told the others to react while his didnt which is fucking stupid
Evan Nguyen
C'mon Mac, It's me!
Kayden Nguyen
Its all good fellas.
Gabriel Jones
Not gonna bother with this test.
Jose Hall
I'm just looking for a Chinese girl with green eyes. Oh wrong goddamn movie..sorry.
Jose Perry
Beep-Boop
Colton Parker
Fry that alien bastard
Dominic Baker
Go on, test me you nigger
John Young
Asher Evans
Woah there Satanthing
Tyler Richardson
Cheating bitch
Nolan Collins
AAAAUGH SAVE ME SANSHA
Nathan Smith
haha yea let's get that thing
Cooper Adams
I am 100% human
Colton Miller
I'm in charge here.
Easton Myers
I just bought this poster while on vacation. It's based on a recent print made for a steelbook release.
Anthony Hill
found you!!!
Samuel Lee
This one is pretty good art for a shirt.
Evan Hernandez
what about lizards
Jaxon Turner
Thing?
Juan White
The thing is dead m8.
Hudson Russell
Fuck H*mans
Owen Cruz
drumpft
David Hill
Well who decides that?
Landon Hall
He's a The Thing! Get him!
Hudson Harris
HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THIS TEST IS REAL
Gavin Morales
oh hey fellow humans, what's going on in this thread?
Anthony Green
Hello from reddit!
Alexander Roberts
The Thing's comic book sequel was better than the video game sequel, but Childs getting killed off in both of them sucked. Hell, it even showed that Nauls wasn't assimilated yet. Being anyone besides MacReady was suffering.
Jose Ross
I heated up the fish in the microwave! I'm sorry!
Tyler Evans
wat
Joshua Watson
KEK
Cameron Sanders
roll
Mason Howard
oh thank god
Matthew Robinson
sweet dreams are made of these
Jose Brown
I'm human.
You can untie me now.
Ryder Cooper
whatcha looking at
Caleb Gray
Kill me with dynamite, I don't give a fuck.
Dominic Walker
Okay
Cooper Jackson
SHOOT HERRRR
Kayden Torres
Evan Nguyen
William Nguyen
Thats fine. Nothing to worry about on my end
Hunter Bell
I know you gents are all pretty faggoty, but I'd rather not spend the rest of the summer STUCK IN THIS FUCKING THREAD.
Levi Rodriguez
Guys don't worry I called the Air Force and they should be here any minute. Oh look here they come
Aiden Wright
I-its just a tire change right?
Benjamin Fisher
Sorry fellas, I'm not feeling up to it
Tyler Rodriguez
This is so stupid. There is no "thing" or "dubs" so hand me those guns before someone gets hurt
Benjamin Jenkins
IM HUMAN DONT SHOOT
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Justin Rogers
I just can't believe any of this voodoo bullshit.
Jacob Long
You're a The Thing
Isaiah Taylor
Theres no such thing as things, trust me.
Charles Martinez
Ya don't worry the marine corps said they would be happy to help and oh look here comes one of their ospreys right now
Eli Phillips
>cocks gun
I'm serious.
Carter Harris
Wanna sip along?
Juan Murphy
that's no plane...
Jordan Jenkins
Matthew Edwards
Sneed
Isaiah Watson
Now let's just calm down
Daniel Rogers
The Thing is not even real, and even if I were, why would it spend it's time on here?
Angel Martin
i am a bipedal sapien also
Thomas Gray
You can't do this to us Macready, we're fucking human beings and we have our rights. This is wrong.
Tyler Taylor
Im not a thing....
Sebastian Martinez
*woof woof*
Cameron Edwards
Why does an arctic research station have so many weapons?
Jose Green
>doubt.png
Nathan Reyes
In case of polar bears I guess.
Nolan Carter
Could the thing become any person it wanted to, or just the one they replicate? What if it morphed into lingerie models? Ha ha, wouldn't that be weird?
Henry Torres
This is bullshit, OP!
James Myers
I'm only here for the GETS
Aiden Young
Ian Barnes
That makes no sense, its essentially random. Dumb thread
Sebastian Nelson
Let's test Paul Allen's blood
Nicholas Perry
My post will exonerate me
Dylan Cook
Guys you know me right? You know I ain't no monster. Please untie me my back hurts real bad...
Charles Moore
Jackson King
Damn aliums. I just got my ID yesterday, no way I've been assimigilated...
Cameron Fisher
lets see
Gavin Green
Flamethrowers for defrosting machinery (legit), firearms for self defense (cold war was still a thing and animals, alien attacks)
Evan Thomas
Luke Bennett
*cues theremin*
Chase Edwards
What about quads?
Jacob Gomez
Time to prove what I already know
Ayden Robinson
There's no way in hell they aren't all Things by the end of the movie, if you expect me to believe that it can fuck someone with a single cell then there's no reason for it to not be constantly expelling loads of its own skin cells out into the air or assimilating and then reproducing dust mites or something.
Oliver Nelson
Say Mac, what if the flamethrower dramatically malfunctions the second you out one of 'em?
Liam Collins
I'm Canadian. It's crazy that you even suspected me.
Matthew Cooper
ok i think is clear now
put down the flamethrower
Christian Scott
I wouldn't worry about it
Jonathan Lewis
Nathaniel Flores
I'm good
Elijah Brown
I ain't no mothafuckin' thing NIGGA!
Zachary King
>totally not a thing
Jace Carter
Stupid thread.
Charles Bennett
OWO
notices ur flamethrower
Bentley Turner
imma be in my shack
Grayson Anderson
Now to prove what I already know.
Ryan Jenkins
AGGHHHHHH
Lincoln Butler
why does americans always shart in their pants?
Angel Jackson
>why does americans
Caleb King
time to show you fags what I already know
Adam Ward
okay guys i guess he was the last thing r-right?
Nathaniel Stewart
I don’t care if it’s a thing or not, roast em
Chase Bennett
We're not quite done i see.
Asher Murphy
I've got nothing to hide, MacReady, and when this whole thing is done, you're-
Isaac Cook
I’m completely human, here, take a look at my singles and I’ll prove it.
Michael Martinez
Gabriel Cox
How do you do fellow humans? Let's get them alien nerd owells.
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Josiah Long
Anons, how will we make it?
Logan Rogers
*hnnggh *
I don't... feel too hot, man...
*pukes blood*
Luke Foster
Maybe we shouldn't...