Kneel

Never letting my kids read comic books because of this shit. Comics have always been means for cultural revolutionaries to push their propaganda and it became especially true when boomers started using them to make their perverse sexual fantasies. No wonder generations of kids that grew up reading this smut became sexual degenerates.

cringe and tradpilled
based and mommypilled

haha what a weird concept, imagine if she treated you like she was your mom haha

hehehe

kek is this copypasta?

>Never letting my kids read comic books because of this shit. Comics have always been means for cultural revolutionaries to push their propaganda and it became especially true when boomers started using them to make their perverse sexual fantasies. No wonder generations of kids that grew up reading this smut became sexual degenerates

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No, I'm dead serious, comic books will be banned in my house

>banning something instead of teaching against it properly and responsibly

Your kids are going to end up perverted fags with daddy issues

shes hot as fuck and wants to fuck how is that bad stop being a bitch

Okay, you're stronger after all and the one who rules over Asgard must be the strongest one to protect its people. Plus, you're the first born of Odin

shut up you fucking hippy

Imagine being this much of a homosexual

She's far to over-sexualized, and people actually have the nerve to target comic books to children

Why does he drink like that?

>wanting your kids to know about "With great power comes great responsibility, Peter. It's called the White Man's Burden"

>Your kids are going to end up perverted fags
They'll end up like that from reading the smut in comics

because he's a POOPY FARTBOY lololololololol oh lololool

hahehe truumpe poops and he smeels like farts

Psss wanna know a secret? Comics aren't meant for only kids. In fact, there are comics only for..adults!

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But they are primarily made for kids

Are you gay or roastie?

Neither

Sneel

You mean ''''''adults'''''

I want to sniff Mommy Hela's feets!

MOMMY

>meanwhile the Greatest generation gave us Wonder Woman
>based around bondage and female empowerment.

you know nothing beyond what you were told to be outraged about.

what're gonna do, suck my dick?

Specifically to trigger liberals. Literally his whole presidency is based on it.

lol he is amazing

>imagine having a whole group of people living rent free in your head
oof
shameful

you better take that back now motherfuck

this

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GODS

She was so ridiculously overpowered
Just fucking shoots swords out of her hands at will, every hero from the other movies just gets stabbed and dies; she kills the entire army by herself, destroys Mjolnir
I wonder what would've happened if Thanos showed up in Asgard to collect the space stone and encountered her.
Would she have impaled him in a barrage of knives?
Or would Thanos take her out with the power stone?

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he would try to take her as his wife.
only for her to fuck deadpool.

>*puts a chatity on you*
>*puts a diaper on you*
>"ok you little sissy shit, youre my new toilet, now open up, I have to take a massive donkey shit*
mhmmm

>Proceeds to fart thereby removing her entire femininity and therefore she should be gased no pun intended.

The human race is gross.

all animals fart. it is a part of life.

reptilian

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Who is Neil?

>William Moulton Marston (May 9, 1893 – May 2, 1947), also known by the pen name Charles Moulton (/ˈmoʊltən/), was an American psychologist, inventor of an early prototype of the lie detector, self-help author, and comic book writer who created the character Wonder Woman.[1]

>Two women, his wife Elizabeth Holloway Marston, and their polyamorous life partner, Olive Byrne, greatly influenced Wonder Woman's creation.[1][2][3]

> their polyamorous life partner

Yeah typical greatest generation stuff right here. We all know the men who stormed the beaches of Normandy did so to protect their polyamorous life partners back home...

I wish I had a goth mommy.

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I’m honestly almost positive that she and Thanos actually did have a thing while he was “broken up” from Lady Death. They really did fuck up how badass and obsessed with death and killing Thanos was. In the movies he kills half the universe for “balance”, bullshit. In the comics he killed all those people and more to make lady Death fall in love with him. He was essentially a cosmic all powerful edgy incel orbiter warlord.

That proves that nature is no good. It is absolutely degenerate in fact.

I WANT A GF!!!!!!!!!

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You're delusional, or young. There's literally no substance to it. What are you going to talk about? Shit that doesn't matter that's what. And then 3 weeks or 3 months go by and you end up ghosting her because "meh" and you were fine just hanging out with yourself.

There’s some kind of half way point to how something like this works. But your kids will find some way to hide the shit from you.

how was this movie? is it historically accurate?
thinking of watching it tonight.

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>after she rejects him AGAIN for him only giving her things she already had
>the very next thing he does is make a R63 version of him self and taunts Mistress Death with his tranny

Fucking lol what?

doesn't want to spill water on his suit

>Thanos gets the gauntlet and snaps half of life out of the universe for her
>her herald informs him she does not care. All she has ever had is Death, why would she need more
>Thanos has an autistic fit and uses the gauntlet makes a female version of himself and is in love with him

>your IP range has been blocked from uploading images
fucking gookmoot

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Doesn't want to spill water on himself or get a silly photo taken.

yes mommy
do you want me to kiss your feeties too

masketta man?

Probably also don't want to ruin the powdering on his lips.

he would look a lot better without the spray tans.

donald sassy

>>meanwhile the Greatest generation gave us Wonder Woman

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Yeah, it's a bad look. Though it's more to do with over-use of tanning beds when he was younger than spray tans.

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I look like her tbqh

this is too far. i supported him from day one but it's time to pack it up.

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His skin is normal colored, it's the white around his eyes that give his skin the "orange" look.

>Wonder Woman isn't a TERF
dropped

Kill yourself cunt, you aren't special and no one wants to fuck you.

You know a lot of people just read comics for free online now? A lot of them can teach good values if you check them first before giving them to your kids, power & responsibility from Spider-Man for example

>modern times of constant internet connectivity
>multiple ways to access hardcore pornography at home, school or at a friend's

>I'm going to ban comic books
This guy

He did get a silly photo taken, but the spill fear is true.
Apparently that happened in a company meeting, and all the staff who couldn't help but laugh got fired.
So he's willing to look like he's gingerly embracing an explosive tip just to get a sip.
He's a bizarrely vain creature. The horribly fitted suits, the spray tan with raccoon eyes, the awful hair, the penthouse with gold plated roman columns.
He's invests so much into the appearance of what he perceives as dignified and prestigious that he becomes a caricature.

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*explosive tit

i'm a male tho

well you better kill your self before you kill some random bitch for turning down your retarded creepy ass.

He’s right you fucking man child.

>the Chad swig

Is this how you have to drink water when you are president?

Comics for adults are the equivalent of Adventure Time or whatever ever other escapist garbage retards watch.

I've read a bunch of good comics nigga. I'm not some ignorant spouting shit here. I enjoy them and I recognize they're for kids. Even the ones "for adults" are basically for kids

It is if you wanna minimize the risk of spilling any (leaning forward in advance) as it would ruin your make up and the liberal media would go fucking nuts about "incompetent Trump", "geriatric Trump", "pathetic old white boy Trump", etc.

Also he's pretty old, imagine your grandpa in the same situation.

how's your daily patrol of teh evil Yea Forums going, retard?

This, not just showing kid how shitty writing is in comic books so they feel like retards reading them and drop them.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHO DRINKS LIKE THAT HOLY SHIT

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>we will never get half-rotten Hela because she would give normies confused boners
It's not fair bros

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Because he can't. Most Americans can't with so many being fat and out of shape, its great.

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lol

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>he thinks comics are degenerate because 0.001% of children are able to read their few pages with semi-naked characters
worst bait i've seen all week

How is it called when women take pictures of their pusy at hair level so that it look like some pusy eating pov? Saw some pics a few years back but it's hard to find

pussy eatting PoV should work idk.

No, then you get the pov of the woman looking at some dude eating her snatch

haha guys imagine if she made you kneel and then like get this what if she had like a 10 inch futa cock haha how gross is that and then what if she fucked your throat haha ew haha

Based haha poster

haha that'd be so gross what if she made fun of your size and compared her cock against yours like eww haha

Impeachment when?

Is this achieveable natty?

it's just camera makeup for white people to not over expose under bright lights. ever watch conan obrien?
even in the photo you can see the other two have the same shit on their faces.

hot

Does he know something about plastic bottles that we don't?

GODDAMNIT
GOD
WHY CAN'T IT BE ME

>"oral copulation"

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find these videos!

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>tfw i can't tell if this is real or not anymore
>tfw clown world meme is true

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trump is the worst thing to happen to white people since hitler

you guys are going to have to accept that Islam is the only was to fix this

InshAllah

>will be
ok, for a second there I thought you managed to trick someone into letting you cum in them and trap them.
False alarm.

or the best thing since Slalin. 2nd term will tell. For sure nobody will ever wonder whether Pocahontas Warren is the best thing for anybody.

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Haha been there!

> muh ww2 vets
Some of them were surely gay

Mashallah brother, we must cleanse the Earth of all this haram bullshit.

youtu.be/ThpcJDToBow
You're going to love this.

Based and the red pilled way to drink water.

>Your kids are going to end up perverted fags with daddy issues

He's right you know.

You keep a kid too clean, he will be bathing in poop baths like your favorite Yea Forums meme.

Gays didnt exist before 1970.

Is that Trump water?

Women are such fuck ups in our world.

Usually its the chads who likes femdom

>be me
>pretty silent, used to be shy
>gf is opposite. Has no problem seeking conflict. Can get pretty bossy.
>wants me to treat her like a cheap whore in bed.

>two hands
>lips like a vacuum cleaner
what the FUCK did he mean by this?

Imagine being this much of a /pol/cuck

>be me
>muh heart says "pale redheads"
>muh dicc says "pale ravenheads with light eyes"
I feel as if I'm being torn apart...

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she talks too much and keep interrupting him

You're a hugless, kissless virgin hanging around on Yea Forums. You will never have a house. You will never have a wife and kids. Nobody likes you and nobody wants you.

Black hair with blue eyes is Perfection tier. It gets no better.

Imagine thinking female sexuality is in any way symmetrical to make sexuality.

Male*

Yeah, but redheads make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside... Which I guess is the reason I don't get those diamond-hard boners with them. I "melt", I don't get hard...

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AAAAHHHHH MOMMY. FUCK ME IN THE STINKY HOLE AND CALL ME A NAUGHTY BOY!!!!

>Cate will never do this to you

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Nerds seething at this post.

i dont use this term often but this reeks of projection

>black hair and blue eyes
No. Brown hair and blue eyes is best.

How can that be true if its fucking wrong. Fuck off, pleb

You are the pleb.

how can one man be so based omg

>>gf is opposite. Has no problem seeking conflict. Can get pretty bossy.
>>wants me to treat her like a cheap whore in bed.
hot
do you pound her ass?

>Bottle
No thanks, straight from the tap or nothing

What the heck I never knew he played CASE in Interstellar

She doesnt like anal actually. But all the other usual suspects are fair game.

Nah, the Catholic Church will rise again. It's passing through one of its worst crisis (for the last 50 years since the SecondVatican Council), but it's not too different from the great crisis in the 4th century with the Aryan heresy, or in the XVI century.
The FSSPX, a conservative group of the church, is the fastest growing group of the church.

Its definetly some similarities.

In this case i definetly think that a lot of people get off on switching roles like that. Wether they are male or female.

Its kinda exciting to do something that usually doesnt clash with your personality.

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