30 years old virgin would be more realistic to be honest

Not in America. If you try to pay for sex you will literally be arrested on the spot for being a virgin and have your mugshot posted on the internet.

If you havent had sex before you hit 20, you are a su human and a waste
Facts

Sucks to be you, burgercel.

Get yourself a passport.

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There's no point in stopping being a virgin at old age (24+). Also each year you become older and less good looking so things become more difficult. Unless you find a girl that for some reason is single and viable to form an actual relationship.

Sticking your dick once in a 30~ lady wont make you any less of a 'loser' if that's what concerns you.

Oh I'm not a virgin. I'm just informing you other virgins.

There’s a place on the outskirts of the city, somewhat out of the way, and run by a hospitable old man. Just ask them for the ol’ f&s. They’ll know what it means

>>be able to hold a conversation
I can't do this

who else here /not-a-virgin-but-haven’t-had-sex-in-years/

Unfortunately if this is true, you're fucked.

Few things are as unattractive on a man as shyness, being quiet, or not being able to talk properly

bros i really think i'm losing it. i just don't see a future for someone like me. i am thinking i should just give up and OD. i missed too much and i can't get anywhere now. what's the point in going on.

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Who /fakes losing it/ here?

By talking properly what do you mean exactly?

It's bizarre to me how anons are able to converse on here completely normal and in a timely manner, but in real life face-to-face interactions apparently they turn into stammering cowards.

>tfw crashed motorcycle recently but didn't die
So close yet so far. I did piss blood for a few days, though.

>but in real life face-to-face interactions apparently they turn into stammering cowards.
I don't stammer or anything, I just have no idea what the fuck to talk to women about

what do you mean you're close? you're almost 30 and a virgin?? what the fuck makes u think ur gonna have sex by 40?!?!

How do you propose a girl to fuck your ass?

this. here you can talk about stargate or fuck niggers but that doesn't work with women

I have this problem where I don't have anything to talk about on my end, in a sense that I have no stories to share or nothing particularly interesting. Asking questions can get you far but when she asks you to tell something about yourself, then I have an issue. I don't know what to do really.

I think it's pretty realistic
34-year-old virgin here

Don't wear a helmet next time and be sure to land on your head. EZPZ, if you live you'll be a veggiebro until someone pulls the plug.

I get anxiety when I post here as well.

Turn it around. Every question can be answered with a question.

nice. i purposefully went 100 miles an hour in storm when a girl rejected me two and a half years ago but i just crashed into a snowbank with no damage to me or the car.

Don’t you mean the old S&F?

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>trying to kill yourself because a girl rejected you

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How can you turn around something like "hey, now's your turn user, tell me a story :)"

I can't come up with anything, It's either I forget or I just don't do crazy stuff

Tell her about your jerk off sessions.

it's not like i have anything else going for me either. jdimsa

>don't be ugly
>don't be short
>able to hold a conversation
>don't be autistic
Well shit.

>so tell me something user :)
>u-uh d-d-despite b-being 13% of the p-population niggers c-c-commit over-
>yikes user. are you like racist?
>go dilate you fucking coal burning niggerlover

1. Her profession
2. Her family
3. Places she has gone on vacation
4. Have you seen _________ on Netflix?
5. What's your favorite movie?
6. What are her thoughts on German idealism?
7. Cats or dogs.
8. "So Hadrian or Trajan, who was the best emperor?"
9. How was you high school/college experience like?
10. Tell them about that one life-threatening situation you were once involved in.
11. Which book that you have read have hated? Why?
12. Dubs or subs
13. Avatar: A cultural icon or a cultural zero?
14. Music she listens to.
15. Make her laugh so think of something funny, you fat fuck, and it better not be cringey.

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For the motherland user.

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The helmet just barely made contact with the pavement. There's only the faintest paint chip on the edge.

Don't be fat
Don't dress like your parents still buy your clothes

That's literally it. Everything else just ups your chances. Bare minimum, don't be fat.

Put benis in pusy

Ask what she wants to hear. Just deflect long enough until you can ask her something to get her talking about herself. Women love talking about themselves and will do so the moment you gave them a chance. She'll instantly forget she was asking you something, too.

bullshit. I am 33 and in the best shape of my life and get laid waaaaay more than ever before. Things only go downhill after your 20's if you are a lazy faggot piece of shit. Your 30's and 40's are where it's at. It's when you are most desirable and can accomplish the most.

This
In addition if you haven’t even kissed a girl by 16, there is really something wrong with you

imagine being a 32 year old virgin hahahahah wow that guys such a loser hahaha

Lost my virginity at 22, had sex often until 26, then didn't have it again until 32. On the upside, I was still good in bed after 6 years of nosex.

>pic doesn't show what each color represents
What the FUCK is this even trying to convey. I see the filename, but nothing is explained

Me. I've had woman ask about how my nonexistent girlfriend is doing while at work

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lost at 18... havent since then.. im 31 now.

help me anons

>talk to a girl who's in your league
Leagues don't mean shit any more for girls, since they always go for their own league + 2 tiers higher,since social media/Tinder made it so easy.

Yeah I do that but last date I was on, I think I gave her too much time and attention in that regard and she felt it and wanted me to talk about myself more. As I said, you can get far with shifting focus to her but it can't be too much.

>bring up anal with a girl
>hope she says "I'll only let you fuck me in the ass if I can fuck you in the ass"
>pretend to be apprehensive
>fake reluctance as you choose a strap on
>get fucked in the ass and cum like a german v2 rocket

It was that easy. I honestly wasn't thrilled going into it, but I had been fearing for a long time that I would become an old man and had never even TRIED it. She wanted to try it, and I'll do anything once. I was not expecting to orgasm so hard.

i don't think commies will get me a gf

Right?! Haha....

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How does this even happen

Keep faith, friend. Your 20's are nice, but even if you are fit and have a good job, you are only "showing promise" to everyone else. You're still just a kid in their eyes, and there's nothing you can do about it. Your 30's and especially your 40's you are a full on adult, and if you haven't let yourself fall to shit, you are actually impressive and respectable to everyone else. So many people are pieces of shit in their middle ages that if you maintain yourself, you are above most others your age.

great get to wait 20 years until i can get a used up divorced gf who can no longer bear children

>find woman I'm your league
>wants porn star

You bring it on yourself desu

>i am close

bitch please, you're a fucking child compared to me

daily reminder that only ever doing it with a condom on is technically still a virgin

because everyone here has time to think about an answer before they post

Understandable. Drink lots of fluids and stretch

Had a serious break up at 26. Decided to "work on myself" for a few months/year. Picked up some good hobbies, enjoyed my freedom and no responsibilities. Suddenly it had been 6 years, I was getting out of shape, and enjoyed being alone far far too much. A good friend talked me into coming to dinner with some friends, met a woman that was waaaaaay out of my league. After years of not even thinking about getting laid, I have a very relaxed and easy going personality with women. I must've made a good impression, because we've been fucking ever since. Not even in a relationship, just friends with benefits. It really works out for me, because I don't want a steady gf, but I want steady sex.

yeah how about being able to talk properly and carry a conversation but in the end still be "boring"

Women are brutal raters even on camera btw

youtu.be/SNXhfvDE1aQ

Why did I read this in a sassy tone?

fucking faggot

Let me tell you, buddy. If you think you got a young, fertile, potentially virgin girl, then in reality you got a crazy whore that will ruin your life. And I'm not calling you a virgin, but if you are looking for that pure virgin sweet girl, then you will be a virgin forever, or wind up on To Catch a Predator. Those girls don't exist.

I'm not a virgin but I don't want to wait until I'm dating peri-menopasual women to get a gf. I don't care if they're a slut either.

I've fucked several women who openly told me they have herpes. Never used a condom. I'd rather have herpes than wear a condom. What is wrong with me.

If you're still a virgin after the age of 20 you're hopeless

you can still get herpes with a condom on.

Honestly guys just fuck prostitutes or sleep around, women are only enjoyable when you’re in that initial stage where you’re kind of flirty and there’s the thrill of someone finding you attractive. Once you’re in a relationship their true nature as evil, hyper famous whites who can never be pleased reveals itself and they’ll make you miserable.

I'm 43

Bags of salty coins and sand

*hypergamous whores

3 years ago I woulda called myself a virgin, too. But I tried it and goddamn, the whispers are right. You will never cum as hard as you do when your ass gets a finger in it. Just make sure the girl's hands aren't catcher's mitts.

35-45 year old women have been far and away the best lays of my life. No question. I have no interest in 20 year olds at all anymore.

sure, i have as well and i don't disagree. but i also want to have kids some day.

well that's where you and me differ. I don't ever want kids. The older women I've been with don't either, so it works out very well.

You need sneed.

Why? It's unlikely for those that didn't manage by 30 to do it by 40.

Escort
It will lose its mystery and you will see all girls really are
Then you will have less issues talking with women in the future

well maybe you're right and i should just not bother with kids. the only women who have been nice to me that i've dated have been older. i still have never had a gf though.

You don't need to be able to hold a conversation, you just have to be able to chat her to a quick meet on whatever app you are using
I'd say most important things if you are not getting an escort is
>Have a car
>Have your own place

If you match with a girl and she's replying and you tell her you can pick her up right now to come fuck, it's much more likely she will say yes then if you drag it on msging back and forth for days/weeks
Girls get horny too, if she's on the app past 8pm talking to you shes ready to fuck
Tell her you can come pick her up right now

if they did a study on 30 year old virgins I'd wager only about 2% go on to lose it by non-paid means by 40

truth. Ever since I hit 40, I get more sex and chasing after 25 year olds isn't a stretch.

imagine having to pay for something 99% of people get for free

>>talk to a girl who's in your league
lol

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The modern version would be the 21 year old virgin and audiences would reject it for being too unrealistic.

25 here. Women only want Chad. I find it better not to think about it. Only threads like these remind me.

Repeat until completion
They didn't want to redefine comedy by associating it with a suicide spike.

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i just want to see a pusy bros

maybe have one near my face for a few minutes

i think anything else is too much to ask at this point

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>>don't be atrociously ugly, fat, or short
>>be able to hold a conversation and don't be autistic
>>talk to a girl who's in your league
fuck this shit

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>I am close
You will be as powerful as me. I have slightly more time invested into the dark arts myself
I AM 30

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i'd bet it's less then that. the stigma attached to being a virgin even into your 20s is 100% pure pussy repellent

>be exactly what I tell you to be
>have a thought
This bitch is fucking retarded.

i love that, just slide in some germans idealism.

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I know you'd like to think your shit don't stink
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-poo-oo

Script on interpals and talk to tons of third worlders. I'm an undesirable loser and it worked for me.

This movie was pretty legit desu

I used to get immersed in video games and play them over and over again, then I got a sexual relationship at 21 years old and I had no desire to play them anymore and sold them off.

How do you not lose your erection and repeatedly embarrass yourself with real women?

>i lost all my imagination and creativity once my dick got wet
I am going to take a stab in the dark here. I don't think you've ever had sex.

well done user
incels should memorize this list

That’s only if a girl actually talks to them.

sneed

I bet she gets likes exclusively from Indian men, most Chad's wouldn't even swipe right on that shit

>tfw have never tried and dont really care

i always thought one day it would just happen and it would all make sense. guess not.

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>Girls get horny too, if she's on the app past 8pm talking to you shes ready to fuck
How true is this? Because I've been there before and I wasn't picking that up. Damn I missed a lay. Should I message her back 8 weeks later?

>tfw french kissed a couple qt girls when i was 12yo
>lost virginity to a hooker at 25yo
Life is suffering bros dont take shit for granted, i thought I'd be a chad and ended up a loser with a hooker addiction and herpes

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Just be not yourself

Dude just fucking ask you have nothing to lose even less on an app
If you see her on, ask. She says no or doesn't respond, just onto the next girl

I completely stopped caring beyond my early 20s

>tfw have never tried and dont really care
Same. Dating and having sex has never crossed my mind as something I should or want to do.

>Extremely demanding, especially about height.
>4'11"
Like pottery.

Same. Sometimes I wonder if I'm not feeling things as strongly as others, or if they're all just rather being overdramatic about their emotions.

how do i have sex when it's my insecurity
literally have hid from girls who implied they wanted to go home with me

>anons are able to converse on here completely normal and in a timely manner
kek

just hire a whore and get it over with

>can talk to anyone
>cant be bothered to give a fuck about what they're talking about
once i learn how to how to give a fuck about other people, ill be unstoppable

>haven't fucked since last september
>last time was a pity fuck from ugly bitch ex gf who cheated on me like crazy and gave me hpv
>basically have retracted from all social interaction not directly related to work or school
>too autistic to start a conversation
>boring as shit
>lazy and dumb
>getting saggier and fatter by the minute, really not pleasant to look at
I know it's a blog post but fuck, man, where did it go so wrong?

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>FWB fucked two dudes while we were talking
>One of them lied to her and the other is a piece of shit
>She refuses to give me sex now because the other two fucked everything up and now she wants to "settle down"
>It's been a year since we last fucked

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>>don't be atrociously ugly, fat, or short
ok
>be able to hold a conversation and don't be autistic
difficult
>talk to a girl who's in your league
impossible. literally only mixed shit skins in my state

I lost my virginity at 30. It got easier when the women around me started hitting the wall. Women who are still single past their late 20s start panicking and want to get a man locked down quick, so they start putting out right away. They ignored me throughout my 20s so now I return the favor by pump and dumping them.

If you don't want to wait until then, just stop putting pussy on a pedestal, or hire an escort.

just a reminder to you all - prostitutes or family don't count - PLUS, if you didn't cum, back to square one son

25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

haha