When is Nick Mullen going to realize that Adam and Stav are holding him back...

When is Nick Mullen going to realize that Adam and Stav are holding him back? Nobody listens to Cumtown to listen to that hog cackle or the jew Opie, Nick needs to compliment himself with legitimate talent for the sake of comedy.

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Who would you replace them with?

Stop theyre all good friends of mine

Charls Carroll and the Bagel manlet

>not realizing Adam is the best, most alpha cumboy
come on son let me lay it out for you
>take bants from a coked up midget for so long your skin is thick like an elephant
>have the least time on mic of the 3, still get paid just as much
>make some russian socialist whore your bangmaid, get rid of her ass and keep the ring
>now actively searching for tight NYU pussy
>member of the (((master race)))
he's pure alpha
carroll is anti-dunny

I don't know but it should be hard to find someone who has more talent than Stav&Adam

Nick is a good Irish boy, he is loyal and will not abandon his friends.

Who cares, he's not funny at all.

beta

Wronggh

just send mullen to legion of skanks after big jay and luis go nuclear.

cumtown has no need of a perfect knight

listen to any ep with an alternate guest host. It never flows as well. The cum trio have perfect synergy. Each compliment each others styles perfectly.

Dasha is single again. Good to know.

Adam contributes nothing and Stav's small contribution is outweighed by his God awful cackling over the microphone.

Nick Mullen would be way bigger if he had a better team.

Me

Nick's cool, Adam is alright, Stav is an insufferable faggot

Adam and Stav aren't as funny as Nick but are important to the group dynamic. Nick Mullen is the star of Cum Town, but Nick Mullen is not Cum Town.

Adam does have good bits and so much of Nick's shtick is the mean things he says to Adam on the show. The bit about Adam being a bug who eats dust is a classic.

Stav is funny and a great reactor to bits. Nick needs Adam and Stav.

exactly.

Nick could not handle anybody else. He's a coke-fueled maniac who is too mean to have other people on the show with him, it would implode.

YEAR OF THE BUG

I love Nick. He's a ripped muscular stud. I'd totally do him.

Tim Dillion

Nick is obviously the star, but Stav and Adam are good sidekicks.

Why did Nick go all autistic over Luis J. Gomez's tweet?

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Mark Normand and Joe List

>Mark Normand
AAAAAAAAH

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I honestly think a better combo exists for nick but I can't think of anything.

My landlord died of AIDS ahaha

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Matt and Shane

Don't know a whole lot about Shane Gillis, and I've never listened to an entire podcast he's been on, but he seems like one of those guys who's just naturally funny like Nick is. He's a big guy who talks slow, so you think he's a moron until he's coming in with these really funny jokes.

The only thing I could see working out is a Tim Dillon/Nick Mullen conspiracy show and I think Nick would probably get bored of that once he comes out of his manic episodes.

You’re into the extra chromosome look, user?

Owen Benjamin and my buddy Jono

I love JoNo.

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Nick is a ridiculously funny person, who could be successful anywhere, but he has too many genuinely harmful mental issues. One of the only things keeping him grounded is that he has the willpower to avoid alcohol, otherwise he would be 100% gone, as opposed to being 25-80% gone usually. Sure, Adam intrudes on bits and Stav transparently hates himself whilst pretending that he he is happy about where he is, but they definitely reign in Nick, and have kept him from having a true manic episode

Godfrey could use a new gig since he got fired from SiriusXM.

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anybody

honestly matt and shane aren't as funny as the cum town sub thinks they are. I laughed at the cope when they finally had matt and shane on and it flopped

Nick needs an audience to be funny to. without stav and adam Nick would have no motivation to talk about anything

Stav’s cackle is the ultimate pleb filter.

Adam is the one who has absolutely no future outside the podcast and therefore most invested in actually keeping any standard up.

Keep stav. Replace Adam with Ian or Tim Dillion

Who?

That one dudes laugh is so fucking bad, so horrendous that I've never been able to listen to more than a few minutes of the podcast. He sounds like a fucking cackling henchman, he seriously sounds like rob Schneider laughing about the 3 sea shells in demolition man

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this. nick is my best friend and having me on the mic would be an honor and a privilege

The Daddy girls

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what is the episode where Nick goes crazy with his jack nicholson impression

I think the live show they did on Matt and Shane’s podcast was better then the cum town episode.

that's just because they had nick's autistic GF on. the live show they did with just mullen was great.