Nicki Minaj to play Catwoman

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FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU WHY IS IT EVERY FUCKING TIME I TRY TO GET THE FIRST POST A FUCKING FAGGOT LIKE YOU HAS TO BE EARLIER FUCK YOU I UNIRONICALLY WANT TO FUCKING STRANGLE YOU AND SKIN YOU ALIVE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I FUCKING HATE YOU

aaaaand that's where they lost me

Well, at the very least she's pretty quippy

lol

Good god no.

Why is literally every casting of Catwoman since Pfeiffer fucking awful

only if it's 12+ inches

>she will never bruise your face with her ass implants

But think about the smell in the sweltering summer heat

She isn't up for the role she hust said on Twitter she wanted to play her man i fucking hate online news.

nicki minaj is disgusting

Obviously they dont want to make a profit. People were already iffy on the Pattinson casting.

Based

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Hayley Bennett was rumored for awhile and i think that's a good choice.

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If I was Robert Pattinson, I'd demand an open sex scene with her as a requirement for her casting

None of that sock shit either, go full realism. Let's explore Bruce Wayne's playboy side a bit.

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>nicki
>not hot
t. Faggot

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youtu.be/Sx5Rh-bkW9I

I was kinda going for sofia vergara or rihanna but I'll take it

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That's fine but only if she steals everything with her buttcheeks

Eyes too small

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DC fails yet again.

You'd think I'd get tired of laughing at their constant failures, but no.

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Literally plastic

stop with the fake news
>it's possibly real
fuck my life

This is the best thread on Yea Forums right now.

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I NEED her to sit on my face omfg

>Lad Bible
>believing this for a fucking second

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OP is clickbait. This is nothing but an actor saying "yeah, I'd be down to play that!". Basically the same thing Vanessa Hudgens did, though of course she's more fit for the role.

how many of those hairs does she have to pull out of her butt in a day?

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Would I throw away my white genes for her? Yes. Yes I would.

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for fear of self harm I hope it doesn't happen

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Just use the True Detective chick who was Catwoman for the Gotham finale. She has the eyes and looks pretty good in the outfit.

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Honestly, i can get it up for 90% of women, but Nicki physically repulses me. Quite honestly, she is a hideous, vapid, plastic whore.

doesn't matter, now we got an easy link to make nicki posts with for a while
don't do it user!

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You can tell all the old fags are gone because this is another Yea Forums meme come true like Daisy Ridley mask and all teh zoomers are angry about it.

Nicki Minaj, Cardi B, Iggy Izaela, etc. are essentially a modern day minstrel show

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>not having a bimbo fetish
smhtbqhwy

based and .webmpilled

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Too plastic, fake ass in Hollywood should be banned.

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>hideous, vapid, plastic whore
Thats the appeal user

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Are you shitting me? They aren't anywhere near the worst offenders. Almost any male rapper blows them out of the water when it comes to shucking and jiving.

she repulsed me too for a while, now she's one of my favorites

to play and up to play are not the same thing you fucking faggot

That's true, but I'm thinking of these ones because of the thread

>user, can you help me slip into this leather outfit

sorry sweetie but nicki is both

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hhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg

>i can get it up for 90% of women
You are on your way

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based quads. I'd lubricate her with my saliva

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Reminder that if you like fake tits or asses on a woman you are NOT a heterosexual.

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That's what i thought. Just making sure. No SJW i just cant stand that so many faggots get away with it. Peace user much love.

Absolutely kino tits.

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Sounds like you're the homo

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>tfw at misogyny
hope I never get to traps

need some more?

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Fuckin based

I bet her pussy looks like a minefield

go be gay somewhere else

>pudgens in a catsuit
yes please I'll take 3

i stopped watching porn over 5 years ago and jerk off exclusively to Nicki Minajs music videos. She is single handedly the cause of my bimbo fetish. I jerk off at least twice a day, so I listen to at least 10 songs of her every day. Anaconda is a classic for my greasy white cock that is too small to please a negro bimbo goddess like her

HNGGGGGGG

Kino

Based Satan

Enough with the fucking ugly niggers

fuck off creep

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This is what I hate; retards like you that sit on your fat ass all day browsing the cataIogue waiting to respond first. I never get yous no matter how hard I try so getting the first post is important. It's the same thing on every board. Assholes like you that make a moronic first post that aren't worthy of responses. What if I have something informative to say but can't, because of your selfishness? Imagine actually getting off by taking that opportunity away from somebody. Enjoy your "FPBP" responses, because that's all you have in life. Fuck you. Seriously.

You may not be gay, but you are not straight. At best you're attracted to plastic sex dolls.

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kek

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Imagine a fight where Robert Pattinson gets knocked down and Nicki Minaj starts twerking and clapping her ass cheeks over Batman's face and then smothers it with her thick ass and sticks out her tongue and drools while Batman struggles desperate to get up as he gets nearer and nearer to blacking out

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Far right is a man

little monkey fella

her videos are pretty much "sfw" porn as it is, her newer stuff has been pretty good too

your saying this on a site that fantasizes about japanese sex dolls and anime

any good recs?

Fake plastic bitch

Kok syck's

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That's the appeal

>zey are casting ze catwoman film?
>let our associate nicki know

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God yes. More girls should follow in her footsteps and become dumb, vapid, plastic cocksleeves. Bimbos are the fucking true kino.

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Imagine if she got her butt stuck while climbing through a window haha

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My wife Sophia Lillis should play Robin.

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>LillisLover420

fuck off

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No.

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total fags

I don't even know anymore. Are the Jews desperate?

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Get this 5/10 out of here. This thread is for the Bimbos

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wtf is this thread about Catwoman or Gorillas in the Mist?

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>muh plastic
Kill yourselves you elitist faggots. This is why you never get pussy, you incels.

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Warner already choose the actress

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At first glance it's understandable why Nicki looks actractive due to the enhanced sexual visual elements like the Ass, lips and hips, but if you actually look at her every normal man would be disgusted.

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kek

one of my buddys is at MGTOW. 5-7 years i expect him to come out of the closet

thank mrs skeltal

she should play brapwoman instead tbqh

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Anaconda
Starships
Goodform
Barbie tingz/dreams
Chunli
New one is Megatron and that's pretty good

Still a fake plastic bitch

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UGH THE GOOD SIS WINS AGAIN!
Hopefully she plays Chun Li in the live action street fighter youtu.be/Wpm07-BGJnE

One can be misogynist and have a perfectly healthy sex life. In fact, it may not be possible to NOT be misogynist and have a realistic worldview as a man.

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omg i fucking love niggresses

i want to fuck one so bad

thanks faam

>Not grasping the concept that plastic is what some people like because it's better than sad saggy flabby flesh.

Here's your (You). Now get out of here.

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No problem, would post webms but internets been a bitch

God I want a 5'3 brown Latina with a bubble butt and pudgy stomach so bad.

>catwoman is supposed to WEAR plastic

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what music video?

Rake it up
Its kino

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>some people are retarded
Yeah we know.

I started watching thirteen the other night and she played the mc's "uncool" friend. I was like huh

UH OH
youtu.be/BU769XX_dIQ

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nasty

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You mean spring breakers

This obsession with making white characters black is getting old.

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>these three women will never dominate me
I hope God kills me with a lightening bolt right now.

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more like fatasswoman
was talking to some bitch maybe 5-6 years back, said nicki's ass looks like two loafs of sliced bread and eating it probably has the same texture

Problematic

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>fake asses

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CATWOMAN IS WHITE AND SHOULD BE PLAYED BY A WHITE WOMAN

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>not wanting to dominate them and have them call you "massah"
Low test

true that brother!

That's a Jew

Catwoman's supposed to be athletic. Nikki couldn't jog around the corner without passing out from all that plastic weighing her down.

Not even close

>nevertheless, he persisted

based

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This shit just gets dumber by the day.

It would be very painful

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wru gay?

Would much rather see her as Power Girl.

nicki's rack is god tier

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Jazzma Kendrick should play catwoman.

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she was better before the nose job

Imagine if her buttocks were like big balloons that inflated more and more as she farted haha.

>Iggy Izaela
Lol her 15 minutes has been over for years now

If by play Catwoman you mean milk me several times a day.

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Does she fuck white guys?

me on the right

at least she isn't playing Oracle

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I love bimbo shit but she's supposed to be a cat burglar.
>Guard "You hear that?"
>Ass clapping and heels tapping in the distance
>Guard 2 "Naw, must be the wind."

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this is making me think about battleship with rihanna
is dc the new cash grab?

>wanting Nicki to pound your boipussy with her big black strapon
that's pretty gay user

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how to become her toilet slave ?

fucking WIFEY-tier right here

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I hope so. I’d pay big bucks to have a sex scene between Nicki and Robert Pattinson.

why is that what you go to when you hear milking?

She'd be a great Poison Ivy imho

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deep down even the nicki haters would want to see how that plays out

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I don’t think Batman could win then.

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yeah I think that would be a better and more realistic casting

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I don't even like big booty ghetto women usually, but Nicki Minaj makes me nuts. My lust overcomes me and I just want to be her slave.

She has that sort of intoxicating "serve me while humping my leg" effect more fitting for poison ivy.

nicki minaj to vaginally rape me to death

based

this

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Her tits and ass aren't fake

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Based and samepilled. I want to be her ass worshiping slave so fucking bad

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>autist filling up based minaj thread with pudgens pics

why

If anyone's wanting more nicki webms

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>sex, sex, sex
this is why you don't have a penis anymore

that gets old

She gross

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Wrong.

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Fucking goddess

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Idk, to divert from nicki? Don't know why they would think Vanessa would be in anything outside of netflix movies

Could Pattinson handle her?

Fine by me, Nicki is really gross.

Bimbo Succubus

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Nicki Minaj is black

Black people are criminals

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>Nicki Minaj height: 5'2

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makes one wonder why you would even click on this thread and read through it then

Wow Nicki Minaj looks like THIS!?

OH IT'S TIME FOR SOME BLEACHED KINO
*eyes pop out of head*
*tongue unfolds onto floor*
AWOOGA AWOOGA
HUMMUNA HUMMUNA HUMMUNA
*panting like a dog*
*all bodily effects reverse as I pull a comb out of my pocket*
*I comb my hair back like a 1950's greaser*
Why hello, my beautiful Nubian queen, how'd you like to get a taste of some white chocolate, huh?

yes

I don't like ratchet black women at all. Get a fine ass Black Queen like Jazzma Kendrick in there and i'll buss all kinds of nuts. All kinds.

What happens to the plastic when she gets old

>ywn

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she replaces it

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I think blacks would be pissed if they saw Nicki being romantically involved with a white dude.

Why are they so bent on making sure this doesnt work?

Her background dancers look super sexy

(You)

Si?

Have sex

More like Fat Woman.

she seems like the type of girl to be hot as fuck with clothes on, meh with clothes off, terrible in bed, and emotionally unstable

*So?

I hope Pattinson helps her get cast

My head cannon will be that she started as a slim, traditional Catwoman type but was captured by Mad Hatter and subjected to bimbofication hypnosis.

>terrible in bed
As long as she sits full weight on my face and lets me tongue her asshole she didn't have to do anything else

You’re a big guy.

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Would be only reason I would watch.

would watch

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I’m a huge fan of Cardis ass

i want to lick her cute feet

Boobs

youtube.com/watch?v=dhfVBu-Fr4Q
youtube.com/watch?v=iPEaJznlLqY&feature=youtu.be

you have no power here shlomo

are hers considered pretty good?

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She’s too supermodel-y built

Her face is too big

Look up Megan Thee Stallion. She’s sexier and her body is actually real.

not him, but small is good imo, and she has small feet
but she has flat black girl feet, which isn't exactly optimal desu

based GenX poster, I know you are.

i like them and thats all that matters to me
also i love her big tits dont really care about her ass though

Looks like an ape

Wrong actress, but right suit. Imagine this with a tight bodied less... toasty looking actress.

thanks bud

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Winner

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they look pretty smooth
yeah her tits>ass imo

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not bad, was expecting her to be a porn version of nicki

dated a girl like this, she was a fuck beast and wanted to fuck everywhere, even a fucking muddy ditch. Alas she moved away and we called it off :(

this

You mean "superiorly" or "aristocratically." Please encourage eugenics within your race.

She's funny looking

they could just lay back the ears on the costume so she always looks like a cat who smells something funny

Black culture

KYS blacky

My penis will probably fall off

gobbo

fund it

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Every post has an opportunity to be read if people are thread monitoring, their eyes have to see it as they scroll down or check what a new reply is. Don't get mad anony someone is always reading.

She fucked Eminem

true

Is she like 3 feet tall

This isn't fucking reddit, "first posts" don't fucking matter at all

she fucks me but won't let me fuck her

I wish I was playing Batman

Eminem has a 5 inch dick so ...

Gorillas in the mist

she's a goblin bro

based, this would finally get me interested in DC

probably

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Of all the decent black actresses in Hollywood... They ick this skanky singer? Yikes. Just because Eartha Kitt also sang, doesn't mean this thot should be considered.

Is DC going to be okay?

You simps are thirsty for that jezebel. Disgusting!

Thank god for this braphog

Can you say that in English, Shylock?

hot

Your Google translate isn't working, Eurofag?

jezebel vessir? she's not bad

Do they know that an important part of being a cat burglar is being small, slender and agile?

Look at that sheboon, she couldn't sneak into an empty room.

He already did, Nog.

She's fat. What looks good about that?

>simps
>jezebel
Not English words but jezebel sounds like Yiddish so I'm assuming you're part of the Zionist conspiracy using microscopes to listen to my thoughts but I'm not going to let you

How is this hot? Looks so misproportioned and fake.

>try to sneak through a window
>get caught in the frame
Well done Cat.

could be some bleaching kino

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then it turns into a free use opportunity for batman

why didn't they cast someone with a better ass

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Move off crayons before going to paint chips you fucking pleb. I'm enjoying the free space in your head though

> (You)
>jezebel vessir? she's not bad
Shes a thirsty mans fantasy.

>Ladbible

Fuck off you zoomer moron

I would smash my right hand 10 times with a hammer just to kiss and lick her feet. I would have my left testicle removed if that meant being her ass and pussy slave. You guys don't want to know the things I would do to have the blessing of touching her with my penis. She's the only goddess walking this Earth.

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how we know you are for real?

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Okay fine, I'd be her ass-slave. You win.

You think I care if you believe me? Only Nicki and the doctors giving me half a castration would ever know for sure. I'd live naked in a cage covered in cigarette burns for that goddess.

Most nig "women" are.

This thread smells like shit and cocoa butter. Gross.

Eh, she'd be the least attractive Catwoman so far but I don't hate her. Could be fun

90% of nig/spic women are morbidly obese so that's what they find attractive.

>ywn suck on Nicki's cocoa butter ass and titties
Why even live

She's fucking ugly as shit lmao. The absolute state of basketball-American tastes.

>What do you think Yea Forums? Is she a good fit for the role?
As long there are plenty of wide screen time of her booty

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But i'm white, and i've never wanted a women as badly as I want her.

I like black women but she is straight trash.

she knows how to work her magic

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sure thing Rajesh.

I'm pretty much certain she's into some kind of dark magic or secret hypnotism. I've seen plenty of women with fat asses and tits but I get lost in a trance with her. Oh well. More jizz for the ass queen.

>But i'm white
uh huh

lol I wish I was a poo in loo. Then I might be a doctor instead of a NEET

you seem to be the only user with taste ITT, lily is a goddess, she would be great.

She's probably a terrible actress and guaranteed not athletic enough for the role.
But my penis doesn't care.

based and redpilled

She wouldn't fit, but my ebony and bimbo fetishes wouldn't give half a dick about that

>Nicki will never giggle and affectionately call you "Baby Dick" while you struggle to please her

>why yes I am a hindoo
lel

I typically just say semen demon

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I eat beef. Checkmate atheist

poor cm peter

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why do poos do so much posturing
tell me patel

hnnng. I wanna follow her around on a leash like a puppy. I need her milkies.

it's the diarrhea

Go to bed, simp

nicki milkers could force men to do a lot

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okay, I just came so I feel sleepy. Night user!

Tfw she will never torture you by suffocating you with her buttcheeks

I mean, why even live

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would be brutal, wonder if that would come into play with batman

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Just keep calm and fap to your Namio Harukawa pics.

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shit thread

god I wish that were me

If they want to pre-ruin the movie before it's even made or shown in a theater, then NM would be a perfect choice.

A man of taste I see.

you kidding me? shouldve gotten his ex gf instead, nikki is just fat and she cant dance for shit where as fka twigs can contort her body in various ways as rpats knows intimately

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I'm glad you see things my way.

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great thread

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Fuck you

Imagine her bouncing on your face until it caves in

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