What the fuck happened to his eyes?
What the fuck happened to his eyes?
He browsed Yea Forums once.
Eyes bulging with imagined riches
JUST
one of the worst “comedians” around
I N V A L I D
>I was looking in the guinness book of records cause I thought they'll have something in there about monkeys or something right. uh and there's a little monkey, think it lives in asia, apparently its the mammal thats got the pointiest eyes, eyes that pop out of its head.....steve
Eyes that pop out of their heads... Steve.
Stephen... had a hard life.
Shagged Hayley Atwell.
Got bantered by Finchy.
Beady Anglo eyes
infected with butthole eye syndrome
>HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH play a record HahahabaHAAAAAAA
Look at his fucking nose it looks like a propeller OH NONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Blood can't get that high. His face is dying
Watched too much kino
Hes utterly redpilled
Favorite norm bit was when he explained to Stephen that cisgender is just a term to marginalize normal people
Literally every British comedian is related to each other, you guys like to talk about jews and nepotism but you don't know shit about England. There's literally a separate inbred caste of BBC staff
Why are tall anglos so aesthetic?
High as fuck on cocaine
He and his mates (friends to the rest of the world) tried to kill the queen for money after getting the idea from norm macdonald
Someone photoshop the JUST hair on him
must have some neurological condition or some shit, he looks fucked
anglo genetics
This is correct, those are cocaine eyes
Radio karl>radio Steve>Podcast karl>podcast steve>radio ricky>Podcast ricky>whatever karl is doing now>whatever steve is doing now>>>>>>>>>>>>twitter ricky
Oh, he got smacked in the eyeballs by her nips, that explains it, there'd be some force behind those beasts.
Spending too much time with his good friend David Irving.
unique and imposing
>"What the bloody hell did you say about me, CUNT? You dare have a go at me when you're only here because of my success, my comedic genius. I tell you what you bald headed that, I am a creator, you are a fool. I have a future of fame, all I see in your path is garbage. Play a record."
Weird episode
One of the great mysteries is how when Ricky, Steve, and Karl are separate they're all terrible. When they're together, Ricky is still terrible yet makes Stephen and Karl pretty good. Pretty weird innit?
implying an idiot abroad and the moaning of life weren't kino
>Ricky refuses to mention Steve at all when discussing his past work
Really fucked up, considering he owes all of his success to Steve's assistance at XFM and later Steve's connections at the BBC.
He'd literally be nothing without Merchant.
WTF I used to go clubbing with him, he's called Paulo.
Seriously, I'd like to know. Is he more prone to dry eye? I hope he's alright.
The eternal Anglo is openly bashed all the time, the Reddit tranny alliance just doesn't swoop in and bump every single mention 6 million times.