Gandalf! Denethor's lost his mind! He's raising inheritance tax by another 40%!

Gandalf! Denethor's lost his mind! He's raising inheritance tax by another 40%!

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bump cause I love these threads but can't think of anything new

Same

I like them too but I'm not clever enough to contribute.

the LOTR taxation meme was never funny
Fuck GRRM and fuck Yea Forums

>Pleb:"Ilsidur please give some money to the poor orphans with cancer fund"

>"No"

It has come to pass that the inherit tax rate shall be lowered another 3% for upper middle class and aristocratic state.
Peasants will subsidize this lowering by having their own taxes raised.

LONG LIVE THE FEDERAL RESERVE TAX COMMISION.

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dumbest meme after that babe cia thing.

on Yea Forums there was a faggot who made a gay thread
that day no posts worth reading were shed

>Cast it into a hedge fund!
>...
>Invest it!
>No.

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GRRM is based, fuck YOU

I lost $280,000 of my $1,200,000 estate inheritance to fucking tax so now I'm not technically a millionaire. Fucking Jews.

>But what about a second rate cut?

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We cannot deduct. Auditors. Auditors in the deep. We cannot deduct. They are coming...

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>my liege, let us make our messhall servents dance along to cotton eyed bilbo while they work

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>The Halfling was client to thee, I see. Know that he was audited greatly at the hands of the IRS. Who would have thought that one so poor could endure so much back tax? And he paid, Gandalf. He paid.

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>But my lord there is no such investor

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You've already had a tax cut.

>Rohan calls for foreign aid!
>And the IMF will answer!

>tell me, (((greatest ally))) when did Sarumon the Hedge fund manager abandon reason for madness!

>It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a profit margin.

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I never thought I'd go bankrupt side by side with a Keynesian

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Are you in the US? Are your parents retarded? The lifetime gift tax exemption is 11 million (or 5 million if we’re talking more than a few years ago).

Unless they already funneled you 5+ million through trusts you shouldn’t have paid any tax on that.

what about side by side with a shareholder

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Made me chuckle

Aye...I could do that

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>Three board seats for the Elven-kings under the sky
>Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of illiquid assets
>Nine for Mortal Men doomed to bankruptcy
>One for the Chairman on his dark throne
>In the tax haven where offshore profits lie
>One fund to rule them all
>One fund to find them,
>One fund to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
>In the tax haven where offshore profits lie

You waste your time, Aragorn! They had no dividends in life, they have none now in death

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dumb faggot
these threads are awful boomercore garbage
here's several off the cuff suggestions for better threads:
> picture of sauron wearing the ring "Why didn't he turn invisible?"
> Picture of Sauron/Sauruman "Were they related?"
> Picture of Pipin "Did he take it up the ass?"
etc

>TALION EVERY SECOND WE DELAY SAURON ACCUMULATES INTEREST, WHERE’S MY FUCKING PALANTIR

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These are actively trying to buyout my fucking sides.

>That zoomer who doesn’t understand financial assets

Is making your business public the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than selling your business. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are sweating, working, growing and developing a company for years solely so it can go and create value for another shareholder. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little startup - going to trade shows, raising capital, making sure it had a positive revenue flow. All of it has one simple result: this company is more profitable for the men that will eventually capture all its value.

Raised the perfect company? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random investor who had nothing to do with the way it grew up, who purchases shares in it. He gets to collect dividends every quarter. He gets the benefits of the market share that came from the way you developed it.

As a man who sells a company, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least years of your life simply for another shareholder to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

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A daring synthesis

now this is pod racing

>One does not simply MEXIT (Middle-Earth exit from the EU (Elendili Union))

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good shit

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>share the loan

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What if taxmen confiscated the One Ring from Bilbo upon Frodo's inheritance?
Would LOTR then be a bank heist movie from Sauron's perspective?

>So.. the plan is (cuts to live execution of the bank heist whilst the Mouth of Sauron narrates)

best post

Logical

okay this is epic

Best copypasta I've seen of this meme.