I'm retiring

>studios give it to him just so he fucks off

>Tarantino becomes the Terry Funk of film

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Fuck Tarantino (unless you're a woman. please don't fuck him).

he's not really known for sci-fi..interesting to see where he takes it. imagine the feet

They should just give it him. Only way I can see them getting people in the theatre for any blockbuster that isn’t fucking Marvel. Let him do what he wants and take the cash.

A tarantino star trek is gonna be good. He will go back and watch all that old star trek shit and make it right. Say what u want but quentin has a good eye

oh no, that would be just awful if he retired!

this, and he'll proves himself to be a dishonest hack once again

This.

He'll embrace superficial elements of it while replacing what actually was good with quippy dialog and schlocky gore.

Good dubs and thruth if there is no studio interferance it will be interessting to see.

I would appreciate a hybridised Tarantino+cross-species argument scene.

Tarantinos fave movie from 2009 was Abrams Star Trek

Theres a lot more to life than making entertainment. I hope he does retire to go live in the mountains or something. Probably will be drawn back to directing again like an addict if he stays in Hollywood after retirement.

Tarantino got so close to being me-tooed... how did he escape it? Pure autism?

Tarantino is the biggest attention whore on the planet. He won't stop making movies, guaranteed.

Though honestly he should, because each movie he makes is shittier than the one before. He should have stopped after Jackie Brown and people would still be talking about how great he is and begging him to come back. Fucker stuck around too long and exposed himself as frankly kind of a retard and a definite one trick pony.

I thought he always said he was gonna stop after his 10th film though

>each movie he makes is shittier than the one before.

Basterds was magnitudes better than Kill Bill.

>Lynch

A lot more like Peckinpah, but alright.

He really wants to get one over on Disney by making ST as big as SW

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>Captain Kirk calls Spock a nigger

based Tarantino

Whatever happens it can't be worse than Beyond.

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never he is well known as ONLY using escorts and leaving leading ladies be.

I don't get the hype behind Tarantino. The only good movie he made was Reservoir Dogs

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This. Kill Bill is trash.

which was a remake

How do you think he'll work himself into the story just so he can say nigger on film again? And what character will he play?

Archaic holodeck program

>TFW NO KILL BILL 3
>THIS DUMB FUCK HAS A PERFECT CLONE OF UMA THURMAN TO PLAY HER DAUGHTER AND HE IS LETTING IT PASS BY

FUCK QUENTIN TARANTINO, FUCK HIM IN HIS STUPID ASS

Uma Thurman tried to say he made her have a car accident but everyone just went "lol women drivers" and forgot

Studio interfetterence?

>”Beam me up, nigger”

Disney fucking him on Hateful Eight really drained his soul.

Beyond is the best Star Trek content since Enterprise. That's not saying much but it's better than the shit surrounding it.

FEET TREK

>are we still in Federation space or is this the Neutral zone all of a suddaaah....

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Guys he's just saying this so he doesn't get roped into an offer he can't refuse. He doesn't wanna do 3 "corporate" movies even though all his movies are corporate-light movies.

I'll have to take your word for it. Beyond was so bad I never watched any of the other Star Treks.

I opened this thread knowing this low effort shit would be there and I still laughed.

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How the fuck does he want to be Lynch? There’s literally nothing Lynchian about any of his movies.

Footfags are invincible in Hollywood. Same reason why Dan Schneider could never be taken down.

UNO

Not him. There's quite a few BY DEFINITION Lynchian scenes in pulp fiction. But that guy was an idiot for saying that's all he does. He tries to copy a lot of people.

I don't even like Tarantula, but you're a fucking retard.

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Yeah user it's not like the quote was taken out of context and the "apology" was her saying the quote was taken out of context. Nope. She totally flip flopped and you can't look it up on google to quickly find out you are wrong. Because shes a woman and wont have sex with you and that's evil.

I disagree, I think he'll remain "retired" and you'll start seeing his name in multiple producer credits as he comes in and "consults" on projects like he did on Sin City, a movie with certain Tarantino style hallmarks all over it.

He would be a terrible director choice, all his movies are non stop talking and slow paced dramas, star trek is more about adventures with crazy hijinks in space.

Looks like I hit a nerve. Sorry Uma.

Damit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a Dead Nigger Storage Operator.

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FARTO

>3:17

youtube.com/watch?v=OcNLD9FCiSk

How far can you last Yea Forums?

>Uma thurman is anybody who doesn't believe retarded sounding shit without double checking it

wew lad you caught me. I'm uma thurman and no I'm not in london. Too many niggers there. I love that I'm clearly Uma thurman and i dont have to prove it to you.

I made 6 seconds before the horrible video quality made me realise I could be doing something else.

It’s funny every time.

Samefag as fuck.

When did this turn into nightcall all of a suddah...

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No, it hasn't, and it won't be till Rodenberry's idealist vision of the future is completely replaced with flashy Hollywood glamour.

I’m not the middle guy, but I did make the post and reply because every time this thread happens it gets posted and it makes me audibly laugh.

Well there are plenty of feet to lust over, so yeah he ain't done.

He doesn't have Weinstein anymore though, who pretty much gave uno farto a blank cheque.
I hope he starts writing for other people though.

You think the beastie boyz being reffered to as classic music was bad?

>I'm uma thurman and no I'm not in london. Too many niggers there.

Holy shit it really is you! Can I have an autograph?

...HE AIN’T MY BOY, BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY

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If you told someone that a video/interview like this existed they wouldn't believe you. There is no way anyone would believe that tyra banks had tarantino on her show and brought out girls to inspect and rate their feet.

When you actually see it you cant believe your eyes and ears. It is truly LYNCHIAN

What's going on here?

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>implying they aren't

Based Terry-poster is based

>FOREVER!

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> After the success of Star Trek, Tarrantino says he is open to doing a sequel, but only one more. "I don't do trilogies", he says.

> After the success of Star Trek 2, Tarrantino has signed on for Star Trek 3.

His films are literally hollow references to other films, which is why critics suck his dick. They love movies that allow them to show off how much they know about movies in their reviews.

The cancer of "member" references originated from Tarrantino.

"These guys, these Klingons, bunch of motherfuckers thinking they can melt the ice of this here frosty the snow man, well, they can taste my phallic torpedoes as they ram the exhaust of their Turds of Gay, cos those faggots ain't gonna thaw this ice cold bigger."

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This Hollywood movie seems like a return to form for him, I just want him to make more crime stories.

The extremely poor quality and frequent blips really do give it an uncanny quality. Kind of makes me nostalgic for when I'd watch cartoons my dad had taped the night before.

Hateful eight was truly the most comfy kino ever created.

Are ST fans even that excited about a QT Trek movie? I'm unaware of how receptive they've been towards it so far.

It couldn't possibly be worse than JJ Trek at least.

h-hey man it's a free country

>QT-Trek
What qt's would be present in QT-Trek?

yeah
after jj, ruining the timeline, i dont mind quentin smearing his shit all over it

Tarentino is all 70s cynicism and the worst thing about Trek is it's this Scandinavian vision of beige totalitarianism where everything works.

>s Scandinavian vision of beige totalitarianism
bitch what?

What I'm saying, nigger, is that they're perpendicular, so it would be interesting.

mike stoklasa loved it

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Not Third Reich Mike? Goddamn it

UNO

Another gentleman of taste

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why this fucking idiot thinks that people still give a shit?

tarantino is for stupid girls who want to sound edgy and put a 'directed by quentin tarantino' on their facebook, to sound in tune with something that was 'cool'... in 1994.

retire, you fucking dipshit.

NOBODY FUCKING CARES.

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>BEAM ME UP MUTHA FUCKA!

Who will play the vengenceful black girl?

Idc as long as he does a Kill Bill 3

Inb4 Tarantino's trek is just a trippy remake of Spock's Brain

It'd be cool if he like... made a 30s gangster film or whatever

40 large? brown wont be happy when they hear about this, we better warn yellow

Shaniqua RollsRoyce Jenkins

He's sounding desperate. His latest movie was a flop, Christoph Waltz has moved on, Uma Thurman is mad at him and won't do Kill Bill 3. Sad.

>Uma Thurman is mad at him and won't do Kill Bill 3.

Source me senpai

I'm surprised you didn't know this already, it's been covered fairly extensively

movieweb.com/kill-bill-3-never-happen-uma-thurman-quentin-tarantino-fight/

Oh about the stunt accident?
from what I've read they are "cordial" now.

She probably just doesnt want to be around weinsteins creepy friend is the real reason these days

Why the fuck does it have to be a stupid fucking Star Trek movie. Get this gay shit out of here and make a horror film instead you ugly fuck.

>Rodenberry's idealist vision of the future
I wouldn't call it a vision of anything, Just shit writing to move the conflict to the stars as opposed to Earth.

bitches can't drive

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the interesting thing is that after the movie was done they did press stuff together, didnt they?

anyway, he was fucking irresponsable.

women cannot drive, a women actress must be even more stupid and by default be even worst and this scene could be done by any other person.

exposing your crew to danger to get a shot that could be done without any risk just show how much of an asshole this guy is.

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Trek is beyond dead. What can it hurt at this point?

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You're quite based yourself, my sire.

you gotta go away to come back

he should get Tom "Faggot Lips" Hardy to play the villain again

>Hasn't Star Trek suffered enough?
Tarantino would be the reclamation of the franchise

Fuck off kike you're thinking of JJ Binks, Tarantino is best Hollywood has to offer

Recommend me some Peckinpah, I want to learn how to write dialogues

>He wanted to be David Lynch

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if you've been paying attention to the Tarentinoverse then you would know him directing an established hollywood movie completes the arc. it makes more sense if you view the releases and their meaning backwards. star trek (or any hollywood franchise) (made it) -> once upon a time (background of film, how its built, stuntman, actors) -> h8ful 8 (stage play) ->etc etc all the way to his first.. pretty genius if you ask me. and if you've been following along til now you would know how it ends and what his last (10th) film will be. y'all getting worked or just not paying attention.

WHO
DOES
TARANTINO
IMMITATE

WHAT? KUROSAWA? LEONNE? HIS FILMS ARE NOTHING LIKE THEM, WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP CALLING TARANTINO A RIP OFF ARTIST

Based

A snuff film?

>QT Horror
>Death Proof
>Inglorious Basterds

All his movies over the last 10 years have been anti white garbage so rest in shit

Promising to retire from filmmaking is a pathetic little bitch kind of promise. Tell me when he has the courage to schedule in his own Dignitas appointment like Big Peter.

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That's pretty fucking based.
QT completely and utterly BTFO and dabbed on.

i'm reeeeeeetiring niggers!!! becouse is fuuuuuun!!

>here ,drive down that road
>dumb bitch speeding
>crashes
>LOL ITS THE DIRECTORS FAULT,HOW DID HE EXPECT ANYBODY CAN DRIVE FOR 2MIN WITHOUT CRASHING

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Tarantino used to be on TV shows like that all the time

imagine being the 'auteur' from the 90s and retire after doing a fucking star trek soulless shit produced by bad robot? LOL

tarankino

leonne is the first thing that come to mind when i see a tarantino movie everything else is like decoration for the cake that taste like a leonne cake.

If tarantino does it, it won't be soulless.. It will be greatest trek of this millennium

wasnt quite like that.

he drive the car to show it wasnt dangerous but he did on the opposite direction of the road and something was different on the day of the shooting and the guy responsible for the whole stunt shit wasnt even there...

its not how you deal with this, sorry.

and again, its a fucking woman, an actress, of course she is going to do something stupid, not predict that is just dumb.

and if was for a useless scene, he could do that on a studio and would be 'oh, look, its like driving on those old movies', would be another nostalgic bullshit for people to find cool.

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Tostinos film legacy

>four rooms
complete dogshit and yes this counts no matter how bad he wants it not to

> Reservoir dogs
rip off of city on fire

>Pulp Fiction
decent, but a B- at best

>jackie Brown
great film. funny how he can only tell a cohesive narrative without "muh disjointed chapters" when the material isnt his.

>kill bill 1
rip off of lady snowblood

>kill bill 2
trash

>death proof
the less said about this one the better

>inglorious bastards
decent. suffers from meme chapter directing. the shtick gets old

>Django
fucking horrible

>hateful 8
his second worst movie (next to DP). what a waste of good talented actors and 70mm film on what essentially is a boring as play.

tortallini is a meme director loved by first year film students who think he actually ever made anything worth a damn

Literally all top tier offerings as far as Hollywood is concerned.. To get something better you need to go read a book

holy fuck imagine being this retarded about film and still be posting on Yea Forums

>four rooms
rip off of the bellboy

> Reservoir dogs
rip off of city on fire

>Pulp Fiction
rip off of everything

>jackie Brown
pam grier's tits

>kill bill 1
rip off of lady snowblood

>kill bill 2
rip off of ?

>death proof
rip off of ?

>inglorious bastards
rip off of the inglourious basterds

>Django
rip off of django

>hateful 8
rip off of come dragon inn

>star trek
rip off of star trek

I hope OUATIH flops just so that they're afraid to give him another big budget and he has to do something else for his last movie
fucking Star Trek? jesus

Get a load of this newfaggot

How many times has he retired already

Star trek is great franchise, just don't conflate JJ Binks with the franchise in general

I have no interest in seeing a Tarantino take on any franchise
I want him to finish his career off with something interesting (and preferably not another fucking western, either)

>Hey Spock, you know what they call a Big Mac on Qo'noS?

You can do standalone film set in trekverse easy, I'd genuinely buy a copy of trek movie directed by tarantino

underrated

He married an Israeli and bought a house outside Tell Aviv

I like how you're just regurgitating a shitty take by David Foster Wallace but with an air of authority like you're bringing some heralded truth to the masses. What a dishonest post

it's not even 20 years after their last album that sold 1 million copies and they are forgotten about as fuck.

this is not even a comment on the quality of their music I'm just saying they're forgotten and that's inarguable. really nothing from the 90's/00's survived very well except like IDK Tarantino and Nintendo

>really nothing from the 90's/00's survived very well except like IDK Tarantino and Nintendo
Trump

That sounds much better than bringing in a Hemsworth to play Kirk’s time-travelling papa

Basterds, Django, Hateful Eight are all miles better than Kill Bill

Beyond’s third act was garbage but the first hour was pretty good

Kek

Kek

Just watch Cross of Iron. Dialogue isn’t peckinpah’s specialty though

>hehehehehehehehehe

His fucking laugh makes me want to kms

Pretty much what others said. I unironically think tarantino will have more respect for it than JJ or whoever is involved with STD.

I really hope QT casts her daughter in the ST movie and that he licks her feet.

The only kino that QT could do with ST is adapting Macbeth into the universe and it completeley in klingon.

>GUISE IM HATING DEATH PROOF, WHERES MY REDDIT GOLD RRRRREEEEE
drop dead tastelettes

>Are ST fans even that excited about a QT Trek movie? I'm unaware of how receptive they've been towards it so far.
Tarantino has best films of all of modern Hollywood, it would be a step up for current state of trek even if it was worst tarantino film to date

Tarantino doesn't water things down

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What is this autism, just take some time off and make another movie if you want to later.

Once Upon a Time is his biggest budgeted movie, user

based

stupid fucking "Tarrantino" poster

stupid fucking "Leonne" posters
also, the answer is De Palma

Well that's a random asspull opinion if I've ever seen one

People forgive directors/artists if their stuff is really great. Another example is Polanski.
Say what you want about Tarantino but a large amount of the population things his films are great works of the medium.

Better than JJ Abrams schlock

I don't want an R-rated Tarantino Star Trek. I want the real Star Trek back.

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Beyond was the best thing that has come out of Trek after 2009. For once Trek was fun and not just a typical Abrams rip-off, and it also didn't have its head stuck up its ass like Discovery.

pretty based to admit it's career ending garbage ahead of time.

> They don't call it a Big Mac because they don't have cattle and beef on Qo'noS or some shit like this
> So what do they call a Big Mac on Qo'noS
> They call it Revenge

Fag

Didn't you get the memo? Anything CBS makes is "real Star Trek" by definition. So we already have "real Star Trek".

the wild bunch is godly

>Ten films
>One for every toe in a woman

>toes in women
Somebody tell Mr. Cracka Jack here that AINT how footfuckin is done!

Mmmm ... This means a dude wants to be a crew on the ship as well .... ? It’s the same that he has been doing from time to time, isn’t it ??? Kek

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what the fuck?
the fuck are you, Russian? learn English

what's chapter directing

> learn English
You really walk into these things, don't you?

Based Tarantula making Yea Forums seethe HARD again. HARDDD.